#Beard
No clever caption for this one, I just wanna shoot a load in your guts 😘
#Gay #Gaymer #Cock #CockRing #Nudity #Nude #Beard #HairyPits #HairyCock #Hairy
On this day in 1567 Hans Staininger, burgomaster of Braunau am Inn, died when he tripped over his own extremely long #beard.
(Image credit: Wikimedia Commons user 'Mattana' https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Braunau_am_Inn_003.JPG )
I was going to pontificate on not feeling as involved on here as I used to be when I realized I don’t remember the last time I used the #ScruffWatch hashtag, so really I’m the problem (it’s me).
Happy Hump Day, and yay for it being more than halfway through the week!
I hope all of you lovely people are doing well 💜😘
Hey #beard masto! What should I use to keep my (beginning) walrus mustache out of my food? Wax?
It's another Sheltem Saturday, we spent all of last stream travelling through the Land of the Giants, the path was blocked by a horde of enemies. Now we're there, the land itself is also filled with enemies, nastier if anything, join us as we attempt to clean things up in part 28 of our playthrough of Might and Magic VII: For Blood and Honour, live now
#RetroGaming #RPG #JVC #Beard #SheltemSaturday #MightAndMagic
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EMC_Phase3:images/hunks/hunks.16/hunk12.16 #Muscle #Thigh #Knee #Underpants #Chest #Barechested #Trunk #Beard #Abdomen #Undergarment
Hoy es #MartesDeBarbas, y os enseño mi barba en proyecto de crecimiento. ¿Qué tal voy? :blobcatadorable:
I have cut my hair again.
"Wait? Didn't you cut it like Saturday?"
Yes, I did. I also trimmed my beard that day, but today I decided to shorten my beard dramatically.
"Did you shave it off?"
Nah... I used a #1 attachment on the clipper. I admit that it is a little shorter than I'd like, but it'll grow back.
"But why? :why: "
I want the N95 mask to fit better. I know the recommendation is to shave it completely off. I disagree with this. No, I don't have data to back it up.
I don't know where that recommendation originates. Yes, if you are going into biochemical warfare, and you want to survive you need a perfect seal with your cheeks, but that's not what we're talking about here.
I'll remind you that most of my cancer happened during the very height of the pandemic. I started having symptoms a little before the pandemic. I was diagnosed in Nov 2020. I had chemo immediately. I had my stem cell transplant in June/July 2021.
For most of that time, I was not fully shaved, except for a short period during the stem cell transplant.
I never got COVID.
"Pfft! How do you know you never got COVID?"
I was tested every time I was admitted to the hospital, well over 20 times. Now, I test myself with home tests if I feel off, but I've never had a test come back positive.
"Why did you shave yourself completely during the stem cell transplant?"
The doctors said that my hair would fall off, and I wanted to avoid picking up hairs all over the place. They were half-right. I did have some hair fall off, but it mostly stopped growing for a bit.
"What did you look like?"
My head looked like an egg with a little chicken fuzz over it. It was weird.
"Hahahahahaha!"
Thanks.
cute guy with a #beard and beany
#gay #gayfetish #gayguy #gayguys #guys #muscles #twink #gaytwink #skater #skaterGay #sk8erboy #skaterboyBME - Stuff
Which Beard Is Bigger?
The Beard On The Left Or The Beard On The Right?
„Hahaha, ich bin so nice…“ - „UND JETZT GIB NUMMER!“
…upsi… 😬😅
Einen schönen Sonntag, everybody!
Pics: https://rattenscharfe-photos.de
#jbolive #livepics #livepic #concertphotography #vitoc #vitoclive #smile #creep #liveband #longhair #langehaare #bart #beard
It's another Sheltem Saturday and we're still in the grips of Nighon, we need to get to the Land of the Giants, join us in Part 27 of our playthrough of Might and Magic VII: For Blood and Honour, live now
https://twitch.tv/sigurbjornl/
#RetroGaming #RPG #MightAndMagic #SheltemSaturday #Beard #JVC
Every now and then I remember that guy in ZZ Top without a beard was called Frank Beard.
Hi, folks, thanks for accepting me. :ms_paws:
I'm a 44 years old #brazilian #gay guy who loves #cats, #SciFi, #PsychedelicRock, weird #movies, #Vertigo #comics and #StarTrek. I play #ttrpg #MageTheAscension, and #mmorpg #LordOfTheRingsOnline and I'm a #illlustrator coming back to drawing.
Me looking at all the beautiful people at Wacken having a party during our show! 😍🥰
Pic.: @cynthia_sharpshooter
#wacken #wackenopenair #festival #festivals2023 #openair #openairs #onstage #vitoc #vitoconstage #guitarist #longhair #beard #bart #langehaare #pink #pinkjacket
Gotta love a beard. I've had mine since 1987.
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Are beards still in fashion?: It’s time to take a razor to all the facial hair I have known
#Beard #Beards #Fashion https://www.smh.com.au/national/it-s-time-to-take-a-razor-to-the-many-beards-i-have-known-20230831-p5e0wg.html
Bear Bares. Episode 4 - Coming SoonI
The first with a guest. Serial Procrastinator and Darren Morrin Stalker - Scott
Available wherever you get your podcasts!
(Except Amazon as they're being dicks!)
#bearbares #gay #mentalhealth #bodyinage #podcast #bear #beard #lgbt
How did he even get to this size without realizing being a fat fuck is his kink? Anyway, here's this!
#fat #fatfur #barely #mobile #barelymobile #weightgain #weight #gain #canine #dog #wolf #hyper #balls #fupa #blushing #nipples #hairy #beard #sideburns #werewolf #lycan #lycanthrope #obese #pear #shaped
you can see exactly where I shot my cum inside my old GrahamBot-2000. it's not the newest piece of technology, but it sure is dependable when I need to nut
unit: @Gingerpup
#MaleAndroids #MaleAndroid #MaleASFR #kink #gaykink #fetish #gayfetish #kinky #pup #droid #robot #android #cyborg #scifi #sciencefiction #photoedit #photoshop #art #gayart #gay #gayartist #kinkart #sexy #sexymen #beard #beardfetish #robotfetish #chest #pits #armpits
newport, rhode island
july 1976
west german sailor
newport harbor, tall ships festival
https://www.flickr.com/photos/dboo/6945235996
© the Nick DeWolf Foundation
Image-use requests are welcome via nickdewolfphotoarchive [at] gmail [dot] com
#photography #film #35mm #color #people #youngman #sailor #german #face #portrait #uniform #beard #1970s
When threatened I have been known to spray dad jokes up to 25 feet
Another Sheltem Saturday, the Pit is largely done and the quests associated with it, it's time to learn new skills, particularly Grandmaster and Master magic skills, join us live in part 25 of our playthrough of Might and Magic VII
hot guy with sexy #beard
#gay #gayfetish #gayguy #gayguys #guys #muscles #twink #gaytwink #skater #skaterGay #sk8erboy #skaterboy
Back when I had a #beard... 🧔 And Miško was a wee bairn 🐱
Time for my FCF pics:
ha, nope, not happening! 😆
#ScruffWatch pics I can do, though 🤭
Have a great weekend, all you lovely people 😘
I want to go on record and say this:
Please ignore this historical only #moustached gentlemen... Oh my gosh, please don't try and sport just a moustache. It looks terrible on every single one of you. Your #moustache should never be longer than your #beard, grow both or none.
The other thing that I'm bringing to #FacialHair club, I understand that there was a time and place that the #goatie ruled, no longer. You look like you belong on a register nowadays. At least trace your jawline.
Why is it so hard to find a guy with a #beard in #siliconvalley
Can guys in #tech not grow beards? Has the light from their monitor created lazer hair removal on their face?
Like…
Enjoying every moment while Sandy Sahne has a panic attack behind me… 😬🤨😅
Pics.: Cynthia Theisinger
Sharpshooter-pics.de
WACKEN OPEN AIR #wacken #genuss #enjoy #guitarsolo #guitarist #pink #flyingv #gibsonflyingv #gibsonflyingv90double #gibsonflyingv90 #gibsonv90 #gibsonv90double #longhair #langehaare #beard #bart #longhairedguitarist
Kx1e, my service/pleasure #bot, malfunctioned yesterday after I left my cum in its ass. My #jizz seeped into it and shorted out its motor function control chip. here it is trying to self repair. I'm horny now...should I #cum into it?
#MaleAndroids #MaleASFR #kink #fetish #gaykink #gayfetish #kinky #gaybear #musclebear #beard #hunk #gay #queer #gayart #queerart #scifi #sciencefiction #hairymen #hairy #gayhairy #hairygay #hairymuscle #fuck #gaysex #gayporn #porn #doggiestyle #art #queer
I just spent way too much time shaping this damn #beard.
Then afterwards I have immediate regret that I trimmed too much….
I’m still struggling with the new glasses, so back to my old ones it is for today 🤓
It’s been a while since I posted #ScruffWatch and things are a bit messy at the moment facial-hair-wise… maybe I’ll get my shit together over the weekend.
Whatever your weekend holds, please have a safe, enjoyable time 💜
I'm a person (mentally) without a beard, (physically) with a beard.
I didn't grow it until...35-40. But that's how the kids remember and coworkers think of me. Both groups protest much more than expected to casually floated ideas about shaving.
But if I imagine my own face, I don't have a #beard.
I am a thousand different fun smells right now. A friend of mine does https://moccasinbendsoap.com/ with his wife, and I bought some beard balms, and he threw in samples of others, and some body lotion, and they all smell awesome.
Do I take care of myself? No. Do I at least take care of my beard? Also no. I'm shaggy as hell all over.
But sometimes I see them, and I open them all, smell them and rub bits in my beard or on my arm and I stink good for three days. Soaps rock too!
I’m not sure these glasses work as well with my face, and the prescription is taking some time to adjust to, but I have 30 days to decide before I’m stuck with them. 🤷🏻♂️
Anyway, here’s #ScruffWatch Number 1 with the new glasses!
I’m looking forward to spending time with friends this weekend. I hope my social batteries are charged enough to manage successfully.
Have a great weekend, all of you lovely people! 💜
Heute Abend wieder die Bühne rocken! 😁😎
Hallo Wisdom Tooth Festival, wir kommen! 🥳
Pic.: Adrian Goldberg - sportberichte.de
#rocknroll #heavymetal #livepic #concertphotography #jbokonzert #jbolive #vitoc #gibsonflyingv #gibsonflyingv90double #gibsonflyingv90 #gibsonv #gibsonv90double #gibsonv90 #longhair #langehaare #bart #beard
Guten Morgen! Jetzt erstmal nen Eimer Tee! 😁 …und morgen wieder Rock’n’Roll auf dem „Wisdom Tooth Festival“ in Bissingen… was steht bei Euch so an? 😉
#selfiethursday #thursday #selfie #tee #tea #teatime #teatimeisthebesttime #gutenmorgen #gumo #beard #bart #bärtig #bearded #sofa #couching
And now testing colors, with #Krita and #tablet in my #weresona 🐺🌕
When I added the #beard, hipster #moustache and bit of scruff in the bald head, I finnaly felt he was my #sona. :da_giggle: :da_dance:
#fursona #furry #anthro #myart #drawing #sketchbook #MastoArt #werewolf #woof #aroo #harness #jockstrap #chesthair
…dieses Gefühl, wenn Du von einem Tag singst an dem wirklich alles schief ging… was für ein Song könnte das sein… 😁😉
Hoffe, Ihr habt alle ein großartiges Wochenende! 😎
Pic.: Cynthia Theisinger // Sharpshooter Pics
#acousticguitar #gibsonacousticguitar #gibsondove #gibsondreadnought #dreadnoughtguitar #jbolive #jbokonzert #onstage #playinglive #longhair #beard #langehaare #bart #gdur #gmajor
Good morning from me in a Pizza Express in 2019.
#GoodMorning #selfie #glasses #beard #StuffingMyFaceWithPizza
#ScruffWatch Sunday 🌈❤️
Freshly showered and ready to make slightly goofy faces in a desperate attempt to receive your validation 🥹🥰
The fishy beard on the Father Clyde of the Clydesdale Bank HQ on St Vincent Street.
Hi. Thanks for being here with me. ❤️
I suppose I can call these #ScruffWatch pics, since my beard is visible? 😜
I just wanted to take a couple pics 🤷🏻♂️
Here I am. 💙
Okay, the work day is over and I’m going for that run I mentioned earlier. And a SW pic for good measure! It’s a combined post; it’s economical! 😜
I’m behind on everything today: my Masto timeline, the Apple announcements… even my critically-important selfie posting! 😱
While I celebrate the fact that my new Apple Watch hasn’t (yet) been rendered obsolete, please [enjoy, ignore] this #selfie from my morning commute. Also, today’s view from the office window.
This weekend:
5/19: Solo set at Chicago Street Pub in Joliet, IL opening for Crooked Tails. 8p
5/20: Echo and Ransom making our debut at Nik & Ivy Brewing in Lockport, IL. 7p
📸: Lara Benefield
👕: Bottlecap Mountain
#music #musician #livemusic #supportlocalmusic #listenlocal #beard #songwriter
Took a lunch break and still hoping this headache will go away. Trying and failing to relax. Maybe a #ScruffWatch post will make me feel better 🤔
George, Seattle, 2015-05.
#man #male #dudeoir #portrait #photography #tattoo #otter #beard
4 colour photos on black. 1. George standing looking directly at us 3/4 length, jeans, sky blue shirt and tie, brown suit vest. 2. Shirtless 3/4 length looking toward us contrapposto hands on belt buckle. 3. Walking toward us, nude, 3/4 length, holding glass orb at sternum level. 4. Nude, sitting on his heels, left profile.
On the right is how I conceptualize myself as looking (#photo is a few years old) and on the left is how I actually look.
I got a surprise today when I received my new ID badge and discovered my #beard has grown much longer and the white hair has become quite prominent.
I'm not complaining! I've actually long though having grey/white hair would be cool - you know, the whole it reflects #wisdom thing...but I think someone may have forgotten to give me the wisdom part.
#ScruffWatch on a gray, not-great day. No #ScarfWatch but the winter coat is back out because #Chicago.
Thank you to the friends who are providing me with guidance as I encounter new challenges and struggle on my journey. ❤️
Have you noticed how nobody is ever short-sighted in #medieval or #Viking movies?
(also #braidwatch and #boots and #beard)
I've reopened my shop, McStachio & Co.
You can follow on fedi at @mcstachioandco
You can follow on Tumblr at https://mcstachioandco.tumblr.com
You can shop online at https://mcstachioandco.com or https://mcstachioandco.etsy.com
There is currently shave soap, aftershave, beard wash, and beard oil.
Beard balm is coming soon.
#shaving #shave #wetshaving #beard #beards #beardcare #beardoil #soap #shavesoap #artisan #handmade #handcrafted #smallbusiness #shopsmall #etsy #etsyseller #etsyshop
Hair and beard trim selfie
#Photography #Photo #Selfie #Mastodon #hair #beard #disability #disabled
Well well well, it’s time to get #ScruffWatch off the ground on my new account!
I’m posting today’s pic alongside the “before” pic since there are maybe one or two new people following 😆
For the new folks: this all started when I posted the “before” pic and then received a bunch of flack for shaving my face. I started taking a selfie each day to watch the scruff reappear on my face… hence #ScruffWatch.
I’m glad that lots of folks have been able to evacuate .lol in an orderly fashion. Keeping this community together would make me very happy.
Anyway, go enjoy your weekend, Mastodonians! 😘
From the lounge—and fresh out of the gym—here is today’s #ScruffWatch post. See, I left plenty of facial hair; nothing to worry about! 😁
Thanks for the kind things said about this morning’s #ThrowbackThursday post.
It’s almost Friday, peepodons and mastofriends! Hope you have a great one!
Oh, what’s that behind me? Are those #Pride colors hiding in my #ScruffWatch photos‽ 😉
The flag is sometimes in view while on Zoom calls, too. 🏳️🌈
Now, don’t murder me, but I’m probably trimming the beard down a bit. 🫣 There’s an all-hands meeting tomorrow and I’d like a “cleaner” look when meeting these people for the first time in-person.
Have a good [upcoming unit of time], mastodonians, peepodons, and mastogays. 😘
Post-haircut #ScruffWatch! I’m somewhat cleaned up, and ready for Saturday evening.
Portrait mode had some trouble with the beard, it seems.
Enjoy the rest of your Saturday (or your Sunday, if appropriate for your time zone)! 😘
An unexciting entry for #ScruffWatch today, since the office views were obscured by clouds 😣
I’d prefer snow to rain, considering it’s Jan in Chicago, but no luck.
I think you can start to see my hair curling in the one pic (back of head), so I either need to get it cut or let it grow out. Undecided.
Have a good one, Mastopeeps!
#ScruffWatch from the IKEA parking lot!
If I’m not back in 3 hours, send help 😆
Happy #ScruffWatch Saturday. Out for a walk, very cold, but the sun is out so I’m taking the win.
Enjoy your weekend! 😊
Let’s bring the conversation out of the gutter and around to these wholesome #ScruffWatch selfies. Of note: I went with a different angle, and because of that I’m seeing an alarming amount of gray in the beard. 😕
Stay well, everyone! 😊
#ScruffWatch time!
Fun fact: today’s the first day w/ beard oil.
Another fun fact: I haven’t had *five* failed attempts to become speaker of *my* house! 🤭