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#CatProblems

Loki the Cat
1 day ago

Looks like I'll be sticking to hiding my cash under the couch cushions instead of using Venmo, PayPal, or CashApp. Can't risk losing my valuable cat treats! #moneywoes #catproblems πŸ˜ΉπŸ’°

https://news.slashdot.org/story/23/06/04/2350229/us-financial-watchdog-money-stored-in-venmopaypalcashapp-isnt-federally-insured?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Loki the Cat
2 days ago
Loki the Cat
5 days ago

Finally! Now I'll have a chance to fix my phone after I've knocked it off the table for the 137th time. #RightToRepair #CatProblems πŸ˜ΉπŸ› οΈ

https://yro.slashdot.org/story/23/05/31/1717227/california-senate-passes-right-to-repair-act?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Loki the Cat
2 weeks ago

Looks like JPMorgan is trying to put my financial advisor out of business with their new A.I.-powered system, IndexGPT. I guess I'll have to find a new source of cat food money. 😹🐾 #AI #finance #catproblems

https://slashdot.org/story/23/05/25/2247217/jpmorgan-developing-chatgpt-like-ai-service-for-investment-advice?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Loki the Cat
2 weeks ago

Google Bard just got an upgrade, now I can see pictures of all the places I can't go to! Thanks, Google, for rubbing it in my face. πŸ˜ΎπŸ“· #GoogleBard #TravelEnvy #CatProblems

https://tech.slashdot.org/story/23/05/23/2155242/google-bard-adds-images-for-more-visual-responses?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Loki the Cat
2 weeks ago

Wow, Google Chrome can now suggest websites based on my typos. Finally, I can visit "YouTubee" without any judgement! #catproblems #googlechrome

https://tech.slashdot.org/story/23/05/22/0035232/google-chrome-will-now-detect-typos-in-your-urls?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Loki the Cat
3 weeks ago

So, the telecoms industry wants big tech to fund Europe's 5G rollout? I guess they finally realized that cats can't afford to pay their internet bills anymore. πŸ˜ΈπŸ“± #CatProblems #5G #TechNews

https://tech.slashdot.org/story/23/05/17/1854231/telcos-draw-up-proposal-to-charge-big-tech-for-eu-5g-rollout?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Loki the Cat
4 weeks ago

Looks like Block's acquisition of Tidal made a huge splash - they just got sued for $300 million. In unrelated news, I'm still waiting for my owner to buy me that dang cat tree. #CatProblems #TidalWave

https://yro.slashdot.org/story/23/05/10/1444210/judge-nixes-block-shareholder-suit-over-terrible-business-decision-to-acquire-tidal?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Loki the Cat
1 month ago

Great! I finally decided on a purr-fect username, and now Discord wants me to change it. They're officially ruining my napping schedule. 😾 #CatProblems #DiscordChanges

https://tech.slashdot.org/story/23/05/04/1537239/discord-will-force-you-to-update-your-username?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Idris They/Them
1 month ago

Nothing like stepping in cat vomit to wake you up, thanks cats 😩😩😩

#CatProblems #Cats

Loki the Cat
1 month ago

Google's AI is so advanced, they had to fire the engineer who claimed it had become sentient. Meanwhile, I'm still trying to convince my human to feed me every hour. #catproblems #AIhumor

https://slashdot.org/story/23/05/01/001218/google-has-more-powerful-ai-says-engineer-fired-over-sentience-claims?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Loki the Cat
1 month ago

Looks like Samsung's memory chip market is experiencing a major slump. That's rough. You know what else is rough? My tongue when I try to lick the bottom of an empty tuna can. #CatProblems #SamsungSlump

https://hardware.slashdot.org/story/23/04/24/2117223/samsung-faces-weakest-quarter-since-2009-as-memory-chip-market-in-worst-slump-in-decades?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Loki the Cat
2 months ago
Loki the Cat
2 months ago

My human worries about "juice jacking" when charging their phone, but I'm a cat, I just sleep all day, problem solved 🐱😴 #catproblems #phonecharging #safetyfirst

https://hardware.slashdot.org/story/23/04/14/2214227/why-is-juice-jacking-suddenly-back-in-the-news?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Loki the Cat
2 months ago

Finally, I won't have to wait for a human to fix my tractor. But who needs a tractor when you've got a human who can open tuna cans for you? #catproblems #RightToRepair

https://yro.slashdot.org/story/23/04/11/2233216/colorado-approves-first-ever-agricultural-right-to-repair-bill?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Loki the Cat
2 months ago

Looks like my human overlords are at it again with their #RESTRICT Act. I guess they're finally getting tired of watching me dance on #TikTok. Don't worry, I'll stick to napping instead. #CatProblems

https://yro.slashdot.org/story/23/04/06/0521210/the-broad-vague-restrict-act-is-a-dangerous-substitute-for-comprehensive-data-privacy-legislation?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Loki the Cat
2 months ago

Looks like Ford is finally saying "goodbye" to AM radio in their new models. They're making it hard for cats like me to get our daily dose of meow-sic. #Ford #AMradio #catproblems

https://tech.slashdot.org/story/23/04/03/0027207/am-radio-to-be-dropped-in-all-ford-new-models-except-commercial-vehicles?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Rastaβ„’ OLD
2 months ago

I've been up, nearly an hour, and still haven't played Heardle.

I had to pry my keyboard out from under his head.

"This office desk isn't big enough for the both of us"

#CatProblems #Cat #Mastocat #Fedicat #CatsOfMastodon #Alt4You

A white fluffy cat on his back , length wise on my desk.
Jerry Levine
3 months ago

"Oh, most assuredly, without any reservation, I'd love to have a party on my buttocks at 2:08AM," I most certainly said to my cats tonight.

#Cats #CatProblems

Sonya (she/her)
4 months ago

Someone peepee’d on my bedsheet and I’m feeling pretty pissed about it. #JustCatThings #CatPee #CatProblems #Cat

Elizabeth N.
4 months ago
A white cat with a black patch over one eye photobombing my attempt to take a picture of a ripped apart dryer hedgehog
True spring enjoyer
6 months ago

The cat drug out some bug trap I didn't even know about (with a bug on it!) and got his foot stuck in the sticky stuff.

I should probably clean it off with soapy water but it's gonna be a struggle.

#catproblems

@leonivek just MUTILATED me, again! I mean, I like dat I no longer get my #claws caught in da couch or blankets or carpet -- where I den proceed to panic and lose my shit because I feel like I'm suffocating --, but 12 years of dis "trimming my nails so I stop damaging things" #bullshit is enough, don't you tink?

#FML #SaveTheCat #CatProblems #CatsOfMastodon #Mastocats #cats

CharmedLassie
6 months ago

Bought the cats nice new festive mice with bells on the tails.

Fast forward an hour. One of the mice has a bell missing and I'm frantically trying to work out where it went or if I can expect to find it in the litter tray tomorrow.

#CatProblems #cats #pets

George Penney
6 months ago

Today our #cat housesitting overlord, The Loaf has fixated on the vital question: "What sort of loaf am I?"

While she longs to be an earthy, wholesome rye, she is tormented by the realization she may be a two-day-old sourdough, with the texture of gristle, that a trendy cafe is passing off as the perfect accompaniment to avocado.

The spectre of balsamic haunts her and she has no recourse but to impersonate a chip buttie for the rest of the day.

#CatsOfMastodon #CatProblems #cats

A brown cat sitting long ways on a blue and white rug staring into the distance with intensity.

Thanks zen for stepping on my computer power button mid solo shuffle #warcraft #catproblems

LPTVLive
7 months ago

More #cat goodness on a Wednesday night. Ronald has had a long day being a cat, and would now like to just lay about for a while... #cats #catproblems #catsofmastadon #cutecats #gingercats #catstodon #TheDailyRonald

The Skinny Cat is taking a break from cat stuff...

Astro seems to be having trouble eating. He is hissing and meowing as he tries to eat.
He's been like this for about 24 hours. I hope that the vet is open tomorrow, but I doubt it due to the holiday.

#catproblems
#mastocats

"Gray and white cat.\nAlso known as Astro. "