#CatSalad

#AI #AIgenerated #StableDiffusion #StableDiffusion2 #AIart #CatSalad

Look at the size of that noggin!

Cw: AI, eye contact

AI generated photo of someone with a huge head.

@chrisshaw
Alright the Deluxe Shitposting Delight Package! Customized and oh so bad dad jokes for your feed every 20 mins. Also, our endless team of #CatSalad's makes sure you get at least two military grade puns a day.

Here's just a short list of some of the team:
@catsalad@c.im
@catsalad@computerfairi.es
@catsalad@corteximplant.com
@catsalad@cyberplace.social
@catsalad@defcon.social
@catsalad@discuss.systems
@catsalad@ecoevo.social
@catsalad@fedibird.com
@catsalad@fosstodon.org
@catsalad@gamedev.lgbt
@catsalad@hachyderm.io
@catsalad@home.social
@catsalad@ioc.exchange
@catsalad@lor.sh
@catsalad@indieweb.social
@catsalad@home.social
@catsalad@mas.to
@catsalad@masto.ai
@catsalad@mastodon.art
@catsalad@mastodon.cc
@catsalad@mastodon.gamedev.place
@catsalad@mastodon.ie
@catsalad@mastodon.social
@catsalad@mastodon.world
@catsalad@mathstodon.xyz
@catsalad@mstdn.social
@catsalad@noc.social
@catsalad@nerdculture.de
@catsalad@neurodifferent.me
@catsalad@newsie.social
@catsalad@ohai.social
@catsalad@qoto.org
@catsalad@ravenation.club
@catsalad@pixelfed.social
@catsalad@sfba.social
@catsalad@social.linux.pizza
@catsalad@social.tchncs.de
@catsalad@techhub.social
@catsalad@toot.cat
@catsalad@union.place
@catsalad@urbanists.social
@catsalad@witches.live

Got that #WeirdTech itch again. So on that note, have some USB-C-UV :siphonay_think:

#usb #usbc #usbcuv #CatSalad

Advertisement for USB-C powered UV device. Ad reads:

"Simple but not easy
It is a kind of deep UV LED light.
Please don't shot the eyes directly and hiy the skin for a long time."

Some "UV" device plugged into an iPhone dramatically blasting away viruses, mites, and bacteria.

A lady happily looking at her phone while inserting a glowing mouth piece which is plugged into her phone. Her dead eyes which convey her readiness to be done with this weird-ass photo shoot bear a stark contrast to the "happiness" on her face.

Ad with nine squares that reads,

"In life, bacteria are everywhere:
Keyboard sterilization, toy bacteria, breast disinfection, slightly bruised, toy bacteria (again), bacteria on the toilet, bacteria on the phone, bacteria on the bottle, bacteria on the vehicle."

So on Samsung Android devices, there are few of their system apps that keep detailed logs of app usage, times, and lists all deleted apps in SQLite databases.

Samsung Context Log:
📦⁠com.⁠samsung.⁠android.providers.context →🗃️⁠Archive
Samsung Smart Manager:
📦⁠com.⁠samsung.⁠android.⁠sm.policy →🗃️⁠Archive
Samsung Members:
📦⁠com.⁠samsung.oh →🗃️⁠Archive

#InfoSec #DFIR #Forensics #Samsung #Android #Privacy #Tracking #SQL #SQLite #adb #CatSalad

🖑CatSalad🐈🥗〰️ᰧ᰻᱔ᱬ᱐᰻ᱚ

Move over, I don't have mushroom ...
#AI #AIArt #StablDiffusion #StablDiffusion2 #CatSalad

🖑CatSalad🐈🥗〰️ᰧ᰻᱔ᱬ᱐᰻ᱚ

Cyber Netrunners
#AI #AIArt #StablDiffusion #StablDiffusion2 #CatSalad

Symmetric 8k portrait of a DEFCON robokitty CatGirlSalad🐈🥗 with cyberpunk cybernetics, and looking at the viewer | cinematic neon ★ lighting, depth of field, cyberspace, geometric circuits, transparent background

Symmetric 8k cyberpunk portrait of black hacker cat with cinematic neon lightning, depth of field, cyberspace, geometric circuits, midjrny-v4 style

Symmetry portrait of a defcon, cyberpunk, robot girl looking at the viewer with dark eyes, with green laser beams, smooth skin, porcelain mask, cinematic lighting, depth of field, symmetric geometry, transparent background | 4K detailed, hyperrealism, lyrical, abstraction, photorealism, ZBrush, rainbow shadow depth, VRay, unreal engine, render

Symmetry portrait of a defcon, cyberpunk, robot, black CatGirlSalad🐈🥗 with cat ears looking at the viewer with glowing eyes, with laser beams whiskers, dark smooth skin, porcelain mask, cinematic lighting, depth of field, symmetric geometry, transparent background | 4K detailed, nude, hyperrealism, lyrical, abstraction, photorealism, ZBrush, rainbow shadow depth, VRay, unreal engine, render

Calculating Florida DL#'s

Florida driver's license numbers, for better or worst, can be calculated by hand if you know three things about them:

🔎Name (First MI Last)
🔎Date of Birth
🔎Gender at birth

Florida DL# number have the format of

🅰️#️⃣#️⃣#️⃣–✴️✴️✴️–✳️✳️–⚧️⚧️⚧️–0️⃣
[A-Z][0-6]{3}-[0-9]{3}-[0-9]{2}-[0-9]{3}-[0-9]

🅰️ → First letter of last name
#️⃣#️⃣#️⃣ → Soundex of rest of last name
✴️✴️✴️ → Soundex of first name + MI
✳️✳️ → Last two of birth year
⚧️⚧️⚧️ → DOB + birth gender
0️⃣ → [0-9] Zero usually, overflow for duplicate id #s

#OSINT #Soundex #DL #Florida #FL #Investigation #CatSalad

CatSalad🐈🥗〰️𐓉𐙙𐊥𑀗𑀩Ꞥ

@stablehorde_generator draw for me a symmetric portrait of a DEFCON, robokitty, CatSalad🐈🥗 with a slight smirk, wearing a cyberpunk hoodie, and a geometric porcelain mask, neon red, orange, and green cybernetics, and looking at the viewer | cinematic lighting, depth of field, cyberspace, geometric circuits, laser beams, futuristic, high detail, 8k, VRay, smooth transparent background

#CatSalad #defcon #AI #AIArt

If anyone is on diaspora*, add (catsalad@sysad.org) and Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@parlote.facil.services) @atomicpoet

It's a barren landscape out there.

#CatSalad #Diaspora

Graph showing how disconnected diaspora* is in the fediverse...

CatSalad🐈🥗️〰️𓃰.ꑄᶜⁱᵃˡ

#StableDiffusion #AI #AIart #AIgenerated #Mastoart #CatSalad #Defcon

Symmetric 8k portrait of a DEFCON robokitty CatGirlSalad🐈🥗 with cyberpunk cybernetics, and looking at the viewer | cinematic neon ★ lighting, depth of field, cyberspace, geometric circuits, transparent background

★ for ColorArray[]:
[0]: pink and blue
[1]: rainbow

#Anythingv3 #StableDiffusion #AI #AIart #CatSalad

Emoji only prompt: 🐈🥗
(Last one looks like something out of #FNAF)

Illustration of a cat with a round head with salad on top

#StableDiffusion #CatSalad

...🆚 How It's Going ᵉᵈ⁻ʷᵃʳᵈ

CatSalad🐈🥗〰️ᗩᖇͳֆᑊᐤ🎨

#AI #CatArt #CatSalad #StableDifusion #Anything_v3

Kitty cat portraits

CatSalad🐈🥗〰️𐍂ᣔᘁᓫ🌈𝇜ᵃᵗᑊᵒⁿ

#NIN #TrentReznor #CatSalad

Nine Inch Nails, with cats... #analbumcover (#AIart generated prompt in caption)

Symmetrical portrait of a Nine Inch Nails 90s ablum with cats

Symmetrical portrait of an album cover for Nine Inch Nails in the 90s with CatSalad🐈🥗

Symmetrical portrait of CatGirlSalad🐈🥗 as an album cover for Nine Inch Nails

#InfoSec #Jeopardy #CatSalad

Me: I'll take Security Postures for 300

Alex: "We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it."

Me: What is several fortune 500 companies

[*Hacker Noises*] I'm in...
#CatSalad

Frilly decorated computer with fancy frills on the monitor, keyboard, speakers, and case. The case also has a flower pot with live yellow flowers on top.

🐈🥗.ai

What was Tigger doing with his head in the toilet? (Looking for Pooh) :anidab_right:

#KidJokes #CatSalad

#AI #AIArt #Anything_v3 #StableDiffusion #CatSalad

The duality of cats and salad (prompt info in descriptions)

The duality of cats and salad | smooth, plastic, cinematic lighting, dark background, kawaii

Model: Anything 3.0 (anime)
Negative:
Aspect: Square
Sampler: DPM
Seed: 3397812060

The duality of cat salad | smooth, plastic, toy, cinematic lighting, dark background

Model: Stable Diffusion 1.5
Negative:
Aspect: Landscape
Sampler: DPM
Seed: 1791161215

#CatSalad #Briar #BriarProject

Doing #Security reviews of some #EE2E (encrypted end-to-end) chat clients for Android, and @briar seems great so far.

Briar Project →https://briarproject.org/news
F-droid Repo →https://briarproject.org/fdroid
Source Code →https://code.briarproject.org/briar/briar/tree/master

The ability to add RSS feeds (like https://infosec.exchange/@catsalad.rss) is really nice. Add my test account and poke about if you want.

CatSalad
briar://abodbhmsdfuaz3seeiate4atdswf4b54rcekus4h6mnbxdeifwxg2
↑Updated 2023-02-25↑

CatSalad🐈🥗〰️ⵎⵖᴮᴱᴿ̭̩̩⌘

#CatSalad #SecurityReview #Tor #E2E #SecureChat #InfoSec

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
#Testing out the #TRIfA app on #Android...
Add my #Tox or join these #Test groups if you would like

**TRIfA (Tox Client)**
https://f-droid.org/packages/com.zoffcc.applications.trifa/

AntSalad
tox:5AFB6D742B5DA0DBA997D2348049CB8BED386256357D66C375079330961A5826A27C6E13B4DC

CatSalad🐈🥗〰️ⵎⵖᴮᴱᴿ̭̩̩⌘

Cw: #CatSalad profile pic... ⸚

CatSalad🐈🥗〰️𐍂ᣔᘁᓫ🌈𝇜ᵃᵗᑊᵒⁿ

Polyphia - Playing God (2022)
https://youtu.be/24EGt7JiUKM
#Polyphia #PlayingGod #Music #CatSalad

Deploying my #LoveAndAffection :blob_blowing_kiss:
#CatSalad

Statue of a dude with a hammer with bird sitting on the anvil. His hammer is raised above his head and is titled "My love and affection." The caption above the bird says, "You."

ℚ𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕜

Quake screenshot but title Quack. Enemies are birds and your weapon... bread.

Drank some food colouring by accident earlier. I think I dyed a little on the inside...

CatSalad🐈🥗〰️𖾛𖾗𖾓𖾜𖽡﮳᮶ᣔᔿᓫ⚡︎

Man, I got that #Halo itch again #CatSalad

"But how will get across large open world maps without sprint?"
Will Smith presents vehicles

How it felt taking Intro to Security in college after I already had my CISSP...
#CatSalad

Mario World 1-1 (except Mario is a big boy)

🐈
🛸

@apps Thought I would relay some useful info...

When routing through #Tor, like I often do, instances that use #CloudFlare as a reverse proxy will break in #FediLab when CF goes in "under attack" mode.

For example, some sites like following will break under Tor even if a user is authenticated. Personally, I do not like CF so it doesn't bother me, but thought this might help you when troubleshooting.

https://mstdn.party/@catsalad
(works ATM)

https://kolektive.social/@catsalad
(not so much)

Screenshot of adding an instance (mstdn.ca) in FediLab that gives an "Unable to get client id!" error since that site uses CloudFlare and is in "under attack" mode.

#MastodonTips
Creating Lists to group accounts that you follow will make your #Mastodon experience easier (especially if you follow lots of #CatSalad accounts).

Part of my Mastodon group list which shows the following:
CatSalad
Geopolitics
Hardware Hackers
Mutual Crime Buddies
One day they'll follow me
People who I owe money to...
People who owe money to me
Security Blogs
Art
Sci (scientists)

ᶜᵃᵗ⁄sᴀʟᴀᴅ

"11" + 1 => "111"
"11" - 1 => 10

#JavaScript "#Math" #CatSalad

🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒

So who would win in a 4x cage match?

Which topics would interest you be most interested in learning? I am starting a security blog and plan on presenting at some conferences or B-sides. :blobcatrainbow: :ablobcatrainbow:

#InfoSec #CFP #SecurityBsides #Security #Hacking #Kali #Malware #CyberSecurity #CatSalad 🐈🥗

Yeah, I like to plan. I even scheduled a Toot for 2027.

yum.... 🍖☕🧢

#Vulnerabilities #Exploits #PoC #InfoSec #CVE #Malware #CatSalad

📡 PoC auto collect from GitHub ⚠️
https://github.com/nomi-sec/PoC-in-GitHub

You fill just ONE 24oz cup full of creamer.... 😬

Sign at my local gas station that reads:

Attention Customers:
The creamer is for coffee-only. We do not sell bottles of creamer or cups of creamer.
Thank you.

(Smiley face)

#USBCAdapter #WeirdTech #CatSalad

Frequently bought together

USB-C laser nostril device thing, I guess. Look I don't, there's some weird lady sticking this up her nose like she's like really into it. More power to you, strange advertisement lady.

#InfoSec #PasswordMangers #CatSalad

Sorry, I only date people that use password managers

Runs faster on SSDs, am I right? :blobcatfingerguns:
#StorageSolutions #WeirdTech #CatSalad

Expansion card with ten slots for microSDs

🤔🔌🔌🔌🔌🔌🔌🔌🔌🔌
#DockingStation #WeirdTech #CatSalad

Laptop on too of an extreme docking station with 9 USB 3.0, 3 USB-C 3.1, and all the major SD card slots on one side. On you see 19 different adapter cord slots.

Same laptop docking station, but from the front.

#USBCAdapter #WeirdTech #CatSalad

USB-C extra long female to female coupler (10㎜ × 5㎜ × 50㎝)

#CERN #PortalToHeck #CatSalad

Fact Check: Scientists at CERN are not actually opening a 'portal to hell'…

…Instead, we are opening TWO portals, and they're FROM hell. (Huge difference!)

In the year 2022, all major search engines secretly removed the ability to search for reticulated without also including Python related results...

The Python developer cabal has won. 🐍

#Dev #Cabal #Python #CatSalad

#LinuxJoke #sudo #CatSalad

:terminal: sudo nim compile ghostwriter

🐈 Kitty in my salad 🥗
🥗 Salad on my kitty 🐈
🐈 Kitty in my salad 🥗
Why you gotta be so pretty?

:cc_sa: #CatSalad #AIArt #Dali #Cats #Art #Kitty #Cat #Salad

Salad with lettuce, tomato, shimp, and kitty

Salad with lettuce, tomato, shimp, and kitty (transparent png)

#LangLeav #Poetry #Literature #CatSalad

Time

You were the one
I wanted most
to stay.

But time could not
be kept at bay.

The more it goes,
the more it's gone,
the more it takes away.

―Lang Leav

A girl with long, red and somewhat ruffled hair in a pony tail lies her head on her right hand which is on the keys of a piano. She is pressing a piano key with her left pointer finger has an expressionless face except for her wide, empty glaze.
She looks without looking.
Sees without seeing.
Feels without feeling.

[PSA]: Do not get excited if the police arrest you! It's just a lie! No books are given. 📚

Text-based Interior Decorating Simulator 2023

#GameIdeas #CatSalad

(Eats an eight person serving of brussel sprouts)
Hmm.. wonder why I'm so gassy?

#CatSalad #Toot

#InfoSec #Analysis #Flawed #System #MySuperPower #CatSalad

My superpower is the ability to point out flaws or vulnerabilities of ANY process or system, whether technical or otherwise. Just name it, and I will tell you it's weakness.

6 months ago

Microbiologists are larger than one might expect.

6 months ago

Dentist: So, do you floss?
Me: Do you use a unique password for every account?