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#DarkHumor

Remembering trauma is like doing teletherapy from your childhood home “reporting to you Live from the scene of the accident”

#bpd #cptsd #depression #darkhumor

Ruben
2 weeks ago
Ruben
4 weeks ago
Jakub Erebos
1 month ago

Vlad III. v tom má jasno
#darkhumor #vlad #dracula

Erica Crooks
1 month ago

Dr. LeBrick is a surgeon. In fact, he's the puppet doctor of malpractice
! And he's ready for the summer. Should we all be cautious ?

Check out Dr. LeBrick on the official Erica Crooks YouTube Channel ! https://www.youtube.com/@Officialericcrooks/search?query=LeBrick

#DrLeBrick #EricaCrooks #puppeteer #puppets #meme #memes #viral #comedy #humor #summerisalmosthere #summeriscoming
#parody #satire #slapstick #adultpuppetry #summerishere #summertime #darkcomedy #puppetry #darkhumor

Kimberly
1 month ago

Ruth is pregnant and recently lost her husband in a climbing accident, where the group had to cut the line to save themselves. Ruth believes her fetus is talking to her and ordering her to kill, specifically those that were a part of the climbing party. So of course Ruth obeys. She takes on different identities and creates situations where she’s alone with her victims. And when the infant is born, she is expecting a baby psychopath. This is Prevenge. #horror #film #cinema #british #darkhumor

Sowiszcze
1 month ago

Hi there, dear curious being!

You can find me under the names of sowa (Polish for owl) or sowi (short version for hard-for-non-Polish sowiszcze). I avoid using my given name. I use he/his/him pronouns generally. I'm from #Poland, so I know #Polish (#polski) as my native tongue, but use #English way more often, at least on the Internet. I'm learning #Finnish (#suomi) using tools like #Duolingo.

My wife and I have been taking care of #bunny (well, plural should be here) for many years and currently, I'm a #bundad of four #rabbit(s). I can tell you quite a lot about them and show you a lot of their #photos. I love #parrots, too (and #birds in general).

I like a good #Meme or #DadJoke. If you saw sowa on #Imgur or sowiszcze on #reddit - that was me. Also, #DarkHumor is in my domain, since I'm a #Millennial hahaha.

I'm into all things #Pokémon. This includes #Nintendo #Switch #games, #PokémonGO, #PokémonMastersEX, and #collecting #TCG #cards. I foster a small local #community of PGO players, treating #Discord as the main place of operation. I like(d) attending PGO #GOFest and #SafariZone. I've also been involved in #TheSilphRoad for a few years now.

If it runs on #electricity, it's probably a #hobby of mine. Biggest of them being, in no particular order: #IoT and #SmartHome (#HomeAssistant, #ESPHome), #SelfHosting, #PCBuilding, #3DPrinting, #3DModeling. Of course, I picked an #IT related career, so I'm a #SoftwareEngineer. I play #games on #NintendoSwitch, #Playstation, and sometimes #PC. I prefer #IndieGames or relaxing ones.

I can occasionally #vent about stuff, #driving being my main source of anger. On that note, I can be considered #neurodivergent because of my #depression and #anxiety. I try and advocate for the improvement of #MentalHealth everywhere.

Other notable hobbies of mine include #refurbishing, #reusing, #upcycling, #scrum, #agile, #dotnet, #csharp, #electronics, #diy, #fixing, #fiddling, #technology, #fantasy, #NordicMythology, #music, #Szczecin, #tinnitus, #cooking, #baking, #photography

Erica Crooks
1 month ago
Erica Crooks
2 months ago

Superficial marriage ( as usual ) !

And for more content from Erica Crooks
Check out : https://linktr.ee/officialericcrooks
AND MORE
visit
The Official Erica Crooks Websites :
Personal Website : ericacrooks.weebly.com
Official Website for The Erica Crooks Show : officialericcrooks.weebly.com

#satire #darkhumor #darkcomedy #toxicmasculinity #ericacrooks #ericacrookscomics #politicalsatire #politicalcartoon #politicalcartoons #cartoon #cartoons #webcomic #webcomics #comic #comics

Rob Weldon
2 months ago

Me: I really need this Galactic Security Number to prove I exist.
Cosmic Social Worker: Have you tried a gluten-free, plant-based, raw Paleo Diet?
Me:
CSW: If you have toenail fungus, do this!
Me:
CSW: Here are thirteen tips for creating click-bait listicles. Number six will blow your mind!
Me: Wait…then why isn’t that number one?
CSE: That’s its GSN.
Me:

#humor #satire #fantasy #microfiction #darkhumor #writing

Miyagui
2 months ago

Cuando era muy pequeña, 4 años o menos, me encantaba el color rojo, pero un día alguien me dijo que el rojo era de niñas y el azul era de niños... como imaginaréis desde entonces mi color favorito fue al azul 😂 Hasta que recordé esto hace unos años, cuando me di cuenta que estaba hasta los eggs de tener cosas azules (hasta pinté mi habitación de azul jajajaj)

En fin...comprendí muchas cosas sobre mí con esto (como que estoy fatal del tarro)

She Looooooooves #Red Color. (2019)

#Recuerdo #Funny #Cute #Humor #Illustration #Drawing #Dark #Darkhumor #Humornegro #Cuteandbizarre #Fediart #Illustration

Pequeña niñita que pintó toda la pared con su color favorito, el rojo, y gastó tanto que tuvo que buscar el color en sitios "alternativos" (como el dedo de alguien)
Dani Danis
2 months ago

https://youtube.com/watch?v=xXuM6nzoQRc&feature=share

😨😅🫢
I didn’t know this product was a thing

#darkhumor

Erica Crooks
2 months ago

No it doesn't. 🖕🏻

And for more content from Erica Crooks
Check out : https://linktr.ee/officialericcrooks
AND MORE
visit
The Official Erica Crooks Websites :
Personal Website : ericacrooks.weebly.com
Official Website for The Erica Crooks Show : officialericcrooks.weebly.com

#EricaCrooks #EricaCrooksComics #EricaCrooksComics2023 #satire #nonconformity #nonconformist #cartoon #cartoons #webcomic #webcomics #comic #comics #freethinker #freethinking #darkcomedy #darkhumor

mc ☕
2 months ago

Should we start learning Chinese now?

#mondaymood #darkhumor #sadjoke #newworldorder

FairYouSee
2 months ago

@emilygorcenski Fortunately, Europe going far right has never lead to anything bad in the past... #sarcasm #darkhumor

Miyagui
2 months ago
Ilustración. Caja de sorpresa de la sale un payaso-calavera

People don't die, they just #migrate and #defederate from Earth. #DarkHumor, #fediverse, #fedi, #meme

Miyagui
2 months ago

Fumar Puede Matar / The Last Cigarrette

(Recuerda que hay que sacar la basura, con cuidado pero hay que hacerlo)

#Illustration #Darkhumor #Drawing #Comic #Fediart #Darkart #Thriller

Ilustración. Persona en bata echando un cigarro al lado del cubo de la basura del que sale una mano de payaso. En primer plano una mano con un cuchillo
Cleo of Topless Topics
2 months ago
Nightmares And Treats
2 months ago

💓I Chimera For You💓
Sometimes, you need to make a thing
That makes you smile.
Plus, it's not a terrible sticker idea for the future.
#Chimera #monster #monsterart #horror #horrorart #silly #darkhumor #art #gruesome #creature #creaturedesign #love #iloveyou #queerartist #eyeball #scarycute

Nightmares And Treats
2 months ago

💓I Chimera For You💓
Sometimes, you need to make a thing
That makes you smile.
Plus, it's not a terrible sticker idea for the future.
#Chimera #monster #monsterart #horror #horrorart #silly #darkhumor #art #gruesome #creature #creaturedesign #love #iloveyou #queerartist #eyeball #scarycute

Nightmares And Treats
2 months ago

💓I Chimera For You💓
Sometimes, you need to make a thing
That makes you smile.
Plus, it's not a terrible sticker idea for the future.
#Chimera #monster #monsterart #horror #horrorart #silly #darkhumor #art #gruesome #creature #creaturedesign #love #iloveyou #queerartist #eyeball #scarycute

Farhad
2 months ago
Your job doesn't need to be boring, you can make if fun....

#Humor #DarkHumor
Northbaybanter
2 months ago

@kannie479 -
So if I tell you shocking jokes does it count as shock therapy?

Let me try

“The tradgedy is that if Oscar Pistorius had arms, this would never have happened.“
.

(OK, let’s take this up a level)
.

“The thing I don’t get about pedophilia… Why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy?”

- Frankie Boyle

#FrankieBoyle #darkhumor #humor #darkjokes

From the Coming Labor #Apocalypse file. A company is planning to use #ChatGPT to #write #fiction for the Chinese market. Not only will it not need pay experienced human #writers, it will adhere to the communist party line and even include subliminal #propaganda. Best of all, it'll never grow a conscience and blow the whistle on bureaucratic corruption. Win-win! Invest now!

https://www.benzinga.com/23/03/31455849/the-plot-thickens-easou-eyes-chatgpt-tech-to-write-e-books

#boostingIsSharing

#writingcommunity #fiction #ai #automation #labor #laborapocalypse #snark Not trying to #goforthejoke #darkhumor #humor through #sarcasm

elliottrandall
3 months ago

Hahaha! #laughter is good for the soul 😅 - wishing all a Happy #Tuesday

#lol #funny #humor #humour #darkhumor

Cartoon saying. "The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression".
Dunbar's Number
3 months ago

I love fucked up shit, but this takes the cake... It's brilliant!

Watch "Home Invasion!" on YouTube

https://youtu.be/VtRb4qEpWRg

#DarkHumor #DarkHumour #SiblingRivalry

Da Do RonRon
3 months ago

Haven’t had a disaster movie night in a long time.

Watching “The Day After Tomorrow”.

Here’s my other goto disaster flicks for a good laugh:

The Towering Inferno 1974
Twister
Volcano
Dante’s Peak (not the porn)
2012
Armageddon
Deep Impact (also not a porn)
Mars Attacks

What are y’all’s?

#DisasterMovies
#DarkHumor

Rasta™ OLD
3 months ago

I found this laying around the Internet today.. .

LOST PARROT!
BANDED
REWARD!

(please describe your images)
#Missing #Humour #DarkHumor #Joke #Funny #LOST #Parrot #LOL #Reward #AltText

Two signs taped to the street light poles. Top one reads. 
PARROT LOST
banded
Reward (phone number)

Below sign posted
PARROT BBQ, Sat 12-? 
Come early as supply is limited
Leopard383
3 months ago

The best part about hunting Jesus is that he’s back in three days so you can do it again. #darkhumor

Patch Zircher
3 months ago

Latest read, Great Lost Discoveries, Parts I, II, and III (1961) by Fredric Brown from Nightmares and Geezenstacks; concise accounts of the discoveries of invisibility, invulnerability, and immortality.
Each has a humorous twist-ending.
200 of #400FantasyStories #Books Very #ShortStories #Fantasy #DarkHumor

Golden Retriever GF
3 months ago

I always like to say that history doesn't repeat itself but it certainly rhymes. I feel saying it repeats ignores social factors that are important to address. However it hurts me that Great Britain already had a potato famine due to a problematic upper class and now they have ... a TOMATO famine?! History most certainly rhymes. #darkhumor #puns

Sir Rochard 'Dock' Bunson
3 months ago

Did you know that the chicken crossing the road joke is dark as hell?

I never gave it any thought, and just thought it was an anti-joke.

"It is believed the true (dark) humour is in the double-meaning of 'other side'. The reason why the chicken crossed the road is because it knew it would die in the midst of traffic, and therefore crossing the road is an act of suicide.

So 'to get to the other side' doesn't mean the other side of the road; it refers to the life after death, and sweet release from this mortal coil. The chicken is a nihilistic and tragic figure who is ready to pass over to the deathly realm."

:blobcatscared:

#DarkHumor #Joke #Death

Northbaybanter
4 months ago

“I hate racism. I could never be racist. I haven’t finished hating all the white people yet.”

- Frankie Boyle

#FrankieBoyle #darkhumor #whitepeople #racism

Burn🔥🔥🔥🔥
4 months ago

According to this therapy book. Me laughing when I remember something bad that happened is apparently really bad. In response to reading that, I started laughing.

#therapy #darkhumor #darkhumour

@briandavidgregory Masto #caregivers, you did not disappoint with your #DarkHumor #funeral playlist suggestions. Thanks for helping to #NormalizeCaregiving and for bringing a smile to a topic that looms so everpresently large in so many of our lives.

Some 65yo woman died in England and had a flash mob dance to Queen's Another One Bite's the Dust at her #funeral. I shared the story in my online #caregiver support group and now others are sharing stories about what their spouse's chose to do. One ended their service with The Lion Sleeps Tonight and another had the casket taken out to Boogie No More. Now I'm laughing and making a list, so keep it going: What #DarkHumor song would you play at your funeral?

branon
5 months ago

I've discovered people seem to post their #introduction so here's my contribution:

Technologist/tinkerer, grew up playing fantasy video games and reading a lot. Nowadays I manipulate computers (and their gormless human stakeholders) as a means of acquiring currency.

My interests:
#scifi #fantasy #horror #darkhumor #cinema #music #doommetal #books #photography #history #biking #hiking #camping #marijuana #asmr #meditation #linux #freesoftware #opensource #gaming #retrogaming

See you around. ✌️

Journey Sloane
5 months ago

"Can't give a million-watt smile while I've got a swath of cotton trying to convince my butt cheeks that they don't belong together ever again."

#Christmas #DarkHumor #Santa #Elf #ShortStory

Need something dark, twisted, and amusing to brush off the "I had to people with people I don't like" fugue? Read A Sister for Christmas free here (on page 36): https://humourmemag.co.uk/issues/issue-10-christmas-special/

Jon Baker
6 months ago

ALARMINGLY BAD COMIC: Sorted

By far, the best part of having your own webcomic is making Santa do war crimes

#comic #comicart #darkhumor #santa #funny #webcomic #mastoart #AlarminglyBad

An Alarmingly Bad comic where Santa gets a letter so heinous, he puts it in the “drone strike” pile
Journey Sloane
6 months ago

You can find my twisted Christmas story "A Sister for Christmas" in Humour Me magazine. Now live (and free) here: https://online.fliphtml5.com/bziwp/uueo/#p=1

#DarkHumor #Selfcare #Christmas #ShortStories

I guess a new #introduction is in order. I joined up last month on a different instance, but after taking some time to explore, I decided to make a new home here.

At the time of writing, I'm a 46 year old trans woman, who enjoys a range of interesting, some of which are in my profile, but i'll list a bunch of others below.

In RL I'm an administrator for a large company's datacenter.

Online I'm just me. Someone who wants to talk about the things happening in her life and the things that interest her. I'm not much for drama and try to avoid it wherever possible.

As for things I like...
#starwars #startrek #startrekprodigy #thedragonprince #mlp #furry #darkhumor #computers #technology #unraid #books #darkromance #lesbianfiction #dragons #disney #theowlhouse #ahsokatano #helluvaboss #fanfic #ao3

That's just off the top of my head. In any case, that's me and that's all I can be.

J.P. Jackson
6 months ago

I should #introduce myself.
JP Jackson here. Canadian, married, bear. Live in #yeg (Edmonton).

Author at night.

You'll see stuff here about #writing #gaybooks #darkhumor #gaybears #queerfiction but mostly I'm just trying to connect with peeps who enjoy reading!

I write mostly #gayurbanfantasy #gayhorror and #mmparanormalromance so if any of those intrigue you, come say Hi!

I don't bite. Usually. Mostly. Almost never really.

I file the fangs off every morning. Promise.

Cheers n Bear Hugz.

Susanne Leist Author
6 months ago

Are you ready for a Thanksgiving spin?
But first, you must let The Dead in.

THE DEAD GAME
@susanneleist

http://ow.ly/76hc3071InO
http://bit.ly/1lFdqNj

#ThanksgivingDay #Darkhumor #Demon #Holiday #Horror #Vampire #Undead @bookstodon

Adam Grant
6 months ago

On #Mastodon, I'm looking to follow people who love to #learn but don't take life too seriously. We can all use a little #humor in our life, even the dark kind.
#darkhumor #jokes #wisdom #funny #laughter

Paige K Parsons
7 months ago

*pull up the chair* Hi, class.

I'm here to keep in touch with the world and have meaningful discussions and connections this fine #FollowBackFriday

I'm en expat from Lithuania, hopped around 🇫🇮 and 🇬🇧 and after Brexit settled in 🇨🇦

Software dev #dotnet core and #nodejs if needed

Adopted #linux a few months ago, jumped ship from win.

Love #nature and #hiking, interested in #politics - US, Ukraine/Russia #war and overall curious about many things

#darkhumor if I know you well enough 💀

Lockdownyourlife
7 months ago

Therapist: And what do we say when people want to get to know us?

Me: Welcome to the shitshow.

Therapist: No.

#humor #darkhumor #therapy #snark

1 year ago

@selfcare note, don't do this to someone on life support #darkhumor

@Snoro moi j'ai stérilisé les miens, je voulais pas être papi... J'ai trouvé sur internet un traitement hormonal sans danger (c'est écrit sur la boîte). Mais là, y a ma grande fille qui à 17 ans se demande pourquoi elle n'a pas encore de règles et fiston cherche toujours l'apparition de quelques poils à son menton. Va falloir qu'on en discute un de ces soupers 🤣 #darkhumor

Dick Smiths Fair Go Supporters
2 years ago

Selling feature of this whole chicken is, and we are quoting what is printed across the front of the bag in all caps:

> FED A VEGETARIAN DIET

We have reached peak humanity folks – or is that "Peck" humanity.

#darkHumor #peakHumanity #peckHumanity #pun #unthinking #soyFedChicken #chicken #nonOrganicFood #advertising

Timo
2 years ago

"Flappie" by Todd Rundgren.

A new English release of the famous Dutch dark comedy originally by Youp – about a boy, his father, and his rabbit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCfcpsIssNE

Learn more at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flappie

#flappie #ToddRundgren #Youp #christmas #darkhumor #poetry #smallstories

Ferdi F. Zebua 🌏
3 years ago

Content warning: #uspol, #lysol, #covid19 #darkhumor

"Death toll tops 50,000.
Unemployment tops 20%.
President suggests mainlining lysol."

"But her emails." (Cartoon image showing a tough, burly dude drinking bleach out of a jug.)
FLOX Advocate
3 years ago

Gonna take my time rereading "When Sysadmins Ruled the Earth" from Cory Doctorow over the weekend

https://craphound.com/overclocked/Cory_Doctorow_-_Overclocked_-_When_Sysadmins_Ruled_the_Earth.html

Ooh, a play based on it in German

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEuPgh7RChs

Ah, cool, he put it out again as a podcast episode

https://craphound.com/podcast/2020/03/13/when-sysadmins-ruled-the-earth-2/

#DarkHumor #CovidShutIn

4 years ago

#introduction [2/2]
#HV is also a big hobby of mine. I've built several #teslacoils, and currently run a detector for lightningmaps.org. Besides, I'm trying to degoogle my life, and run a bridge relay for @torproject. I like listening to #metal and #rock music. Oh, and I also enjoy #darkhumor a lot 😈

Ayior
4 years ago

Anybody wants to share their favorite pieces of #DarkHumor with me?
Be it Movie recommendations, Memes, Standalone Jokes, Comics, whatnot~

(Decent Dark Humor please, none of that "lol I'm a racist", "its just a joke, bro" stuff.)

My favorites in that Department would still be #InvaderZim, #Transmetropolitan, #Portal and more that I can't think of right now~

Ayior
5 years ago

A small Comic thing I made for an application :) From Idea to finish this was done in 7 hours~
NSFW for stylized B/W gore.
#Comic #Mastoart #Krita #artwithopensource #Art #horrorart #darkhumor https://mastodon.art/media/QgY6HKn8YiEc9neayCU