#DarwinAwards
Oh this is gold.
Women lies on standard safety screening questions before having an MRI done.
She has a concealed carry firearm, that subsequently shoots her in the butt.
#Firearms #SecondAmmendmentStupidity #MedicalMisadventure #DarwinAwards
Moderator on Reddit said that this was just an unavoidable accident. So, not a Darwin. I guess lots of people wear a knife around their neck every day.
Ist das eine Straftat oder nur eine Ordnungswidrigkeit ohne Lerneffekt?
WTF how back country does a road have to get before you realize there might be an issue?!
#darwinawards
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#GoogleMaps is being blamed for leading a number of drivers on their way back to #LosAngeles from #LasVegas down a dirt road to nowhere during a dust storm in the Mojave Desert earlier this month.
https://ktla.com/news/california/driver-blasts-google-maps-for-desert-road-detour-on-trip-to-l-a/
Kandidaten für die #DarwinAwards, ebenso wie die F-d-P.
Spur der Verwüstung auf A52: 20-Jähriger baut tödlichen Unfall mit Luxusauto - n-tv.de
https://www.n-tv.de/panorama/20-Jaehriger-baut-toedlichen-Unfall-mit-Luxusauto-article24555993.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=dlvr.it&utm_content=n-tv.de%20-%20Startseite&utm_term=%40ntv%40mstdn.social
Deep frying a whole frozen turkey. That sounds like Darwin awards all over.
#thanksgiving #mericuh #usa #frozenfood #darwinawards
US officials warn against dangers of deep-frying turkeys
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-67493451
#DarwinAwards #AntiVaxx #FailedParenting #Idiocracy
You need a license to have a dog…
Strange times….
Selfie-Related Deaths are ‘Public Health Risk’ in Age of Social Media
https://petapixel.com/2023/11/14/selfie-related-deaths-are-public-health-risk-in-age-of-social-media/
Qu'est-ce qui pourrait déconner ? What could go wrong ?
Hier soir, sur mon trajet vélo : Un mec à scooter double en passant par la voie bus vélos etc et zigzague entre les véhicules en faisant quoi à votre avis ?
un appel vidéo (à la main g !)🤨
Incroyable. Il zigzaguait en matant la personne au bout du sans fil.
Au feu, il a failli se manger la caisse de devant qui freinait.
Et le mec avec qui il conversait, il ne pouvait pas lui dire de s'arrêter ?
"Die Staatsanwaltschaft Osnabrück erfuhr davon und stattete die Geräte mit versteckten Kameras aus. Das Ergebnis: Das Gebäude an der angegebenen Adresse entpuppte sich als Trainingszentrum für Geldautomatensprenger. [...] Bei einer solchen Übung sprengte sich der Anführer versehentlich selbst in die Luft." #darwinawards
https://www.tagesschau.de/investigativ/report-mainz/geldautomaten-sprengung-106.html
2 Kandidaten für #DarwinAwards. Wie kann man nur auf so bescheuerte Ideen kommen? Ich habe in meiner Jugend auch Mist angestellt, aber mir immer der Risiken bewusst.
RE: https://mastodon.social/users/Bahnblogstelle/statuses/111160444856264903
@johncormier
Not true... I am sure they are too smart, too well educated, and too gosh darn good looking to catch a communicable airborne disease.
Fun Fact: Beautiful people are immune to Gonorrhea, Syphilis, etc. (@lowqualityfacts am i right?)
One for the #darwinawards
Naturally being discussed at board tables around Aotearoa.
Gas explosion that left people with skin hanging off caused by 'prankster' | Stuff.co.nz
https://i.stuff.co.nz/national/300951415/gas-explosion-that-left-people-with-skin-hanging-off-caused-by-prankster
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Kandidat für die #DarwinAwards.
Un beau nominé aux #darwinawards
Il veut poser sa tête sur la buse du Jet d'eau à Genève, et finit hospitalisé - https://www.leprogres.fr/faits-divers-justice/2023/08/23/il-veut-poser-sa-tete-sur-la-buse-du-jet-d-eau-a-geneve-et-finit-hospitalise
Sind die #DarwinAwards 2023 eigentlich schon vergeben?
Are the Darwin Awards still a thing? It was probably the first email-based newsletter I subscribed to back in the early days of the interwebs 😅 #DarwinAwards #Nostalgia
"Pandemic deaths in #Ohio and #Florida show partisan divide after #vaccine rollout" | Ars Technica
#Oh? or maybe #LOL? #Covid #Covidiots #Epidemiology #DarwinAwards #HermanCainAward
https://arstechnica.com/health/2023/07/gop-voters-had-higher-excess-deaths-rates-after-covid-vaccine-rollout/
trollflash : tiktok'rs are going to death valley today to film themselves in the heat
( predicted to be 131F / 55 C )
if you get video of this insanity please post , lol.
#darwinawards
@Racionalista_Lpez #darwinawards forever! ✊😤
Continuum was a conspiracy magazine that was published from 1992 to 2001.
It's main conspiracy was the denial that Aids (HIV+) existed and that it was all a made up disease.
The magazine ceased publication after all of it's editors died from Aids related complications.
I'd make a joke about it.... but I don't think I need to.
#DarwinAwards
#FuckAroundAndFindOut
#IdiotsDoIdiotThings
#TodayILearned
Something must be wrong with #darwinawards
#Boris keeps reproducing!
Congrats to his new baby❤️
@derpostillon
Wenn ich sicher sein kann, dass mensch nicht aus Unkenntnis sondern aus Unwillen handelt, kann ich nur noch Gott, das Karma oder die Evolution anrufen ihn/sie zu lehren oder den #DarwinAwards zu erringen.
@MessagingMatters @Eric_J The gene pool has partially reset now.
I was skeptical of space tourism, but after the Titan sub disaster I'm starting to see its benefits. #DarwinAwards #TitanicSub
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/06/20/us/oceangate-titanic-missing-submersible.html
Worthy #DarwinAwards nominees. 🤦♀️
>OceanGate Was Warned of Potential for ‘Catastrophic’ Problems With Titanic Mission
>Experts inside and outside the company warned of potential dangers and urged the company to undergo a certification process.
>Two months later, OceanGate faced similarly dire calls from more than three dozen people
Words (humorous) to live by.
https://unofficialnetworks.com/2023/06/15/national-park-service-humorous-guide-to-petting-bison/
So probably two dozen cases of Long Covid in the first cohort alone. And even if these doofuses all lived we know they infected others who may not be as lucky. #abjectfailure #darwinawards #wearamask
Das wäre ziemlich blöd von denen, denn die #Tempolimit-Schilder sind ja sicherheitsrelevant. Sie würden sich also selbst abschaffen.
Aber man weiß ja nie. #DarwinAwards #DarwinAward
Autobahnen wären weniger genutzt, weshalb man Spuren zurückbauen könnte.
Jedenfalls müsste #Wissing sie nicht mehr ausbauen und hätte dann ganz viele Kapazitäten frei, die er in die Planung des #Deutschlandtakt|s investieren könnte, so dass er nicht 40 Jahre zusätzlich dafür brauchen würde.
@PadreSJ I know it's early yet, but I think we've got a contender for the 2023 #darwinAwards
@malwaretech A late entrant to the #DarwinAwards - but a compelling one!
Fuck it! I'm going on a 3h solo hike! 🤠👍
...again 😟
...even though last time I got in trouble 😨
...and today the weather is quite bad 😰
#hiking #darwinawards
@Citizenzibb @Shitlord both are serious contenders for the next #DarwinAwards!
Darwin's got this.
Keep wearing your masks. Observe social distancing. Take this seriously and be careful. Look out for each other. And let Charles Darwin handle the rest.
#Darwin #DarwinAwards #Covid19 #Coronavirus #memes #quarantine
Belgique : un pickpocket hospitalisé après avoir tenté de voler le téléphone d'un triple champion du monde de boxe thaï
#DarwinAwards en puissance...
RT @ADPCharb@twitter.com Le taux de vaccination dans les écoles de la banlieue riche de Los Angeles plus bas qu’au Soudan .
Les #Antivax préfèrent les jus de carottes et les séances de yoga « naturels » pour leurs enfants plutôt que les vaccins.
Retour de la rougeole et coqueluche https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/09/wealthy-la-schools-vaccination-rates-are-as-low-as-south-sudans/380252/
Ces génies incompris:
« En 1915, le chercheur amateur Percy Terry conçut une crème rendant selon lui la peau pare-balles. Il la testa sur lui-même : il tira trois fois sur sa joue avec un revolver, les balles la traversèrent. Il réessaya avec un fusil de chasse, lui arrachant la partie inférieure du visage. Il mourut finalement le lendemain. »