#EveryDayIsCaturday
< Non toccarmi, non ho voglia di coccole.
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(Mi ha morso)


Draw me like one of your French girls.
#YoshiOneEye #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday

#EmmaPeel #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday
Far! ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Near!


Draw me like one of your French girls.
#YoshiOneEye #CatsOfMastodon #EveryDayIsCaturday

A different "not our cat" comes to check out our place. I think it wants a drink from the fountain seen reflected in the door. I've moved the fountain closer to the door since I took the picture, in case it wants to come back.
There's also a cat that looks like Pussy Galore with long hair that I've seen in our kitchen, noshing from the cat food bowls.
#CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday #NotMyCat

#pica the tabby cat has opened registration for her three week course on relaxing. Ideally you should have completed sleeping as a prerequisite… but she has been known to take bribes. Seating is limited. Tuition: 100 cans of “gravy centers” beef flavored cat food. (half paid in advance) #caturday #everydayiscaturday



Guess who went to visit the neighbors and got himself on probation?
He’s become too good at taking off his collar, so I switched to his old single brain-cell-proof blue collar.
Neighbor says, “10/10 would do it again.” 🤦♀️🧡
#Cats #EverydayIsCaturday #NorwegianForestCat #CatsOfMastodon

Draw me like one of your French girls...
#YoshiOneEye #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday

Just because it's Caturday, and I like showing off my Stingkitty. 😜 Neener neener.
Blippy go boom boom!
#Stingkitty #HelloKitty #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday #Bass #Bassist #Basstodon #BassistsAgainstRacists #BassistenGegenRassisten


If looks could maim, I'd be leaving in a basket.
#PussyGalore #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday

#caturday #everydayiscaturday #CatsOfMastodon
Fuji-san is planning to get a head in this world

Here’s a vid of Jonesy being Jonesy.🐾🧡
#EverydayIsCaturday #OneSingleBrainCell #CatsOfMastodon #Cats #Floof

Hiding in the grass.
#PussyGalore #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday

Pussy Galore has rendered a bird family homeless.
#PussyGalore #CatsOfMastodon #EveryDayIsCaturday #TheCircleOfLife

Neko. Queen of the household.
#CatsOfMastodon #Cats #Caturday #everydayiscaturday #standardissuecat

In comparison, Yoshi's eye reflects blazing yellow white.
🤣 Kitty Hertzsprung Russell diagram!
#YoshiOneEye #OneEyedCat #CatsOfMastodon #EveryDayIsCaturday

The one time (to date) I've gotten both Emma (L) and Pussy (R) to look at the camera at the same time, unfortunately before it could properly focus, to clearly show the difference in reflection color.

Every time any of your kitty overlords stretch for belly rubs, Venera stretches to get belly rubs too. It just dawned on me that she’s being raised by cats.😂
I know I've posted it before, but now that I know #CatBellies is a thing, I can break it out once more.
#YoshiOneEye #CatsOfMastodon #Catstodon #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday
@mike
Two years later, here's one of my favorite #CatBellies for ya!
#YoshiOneEye #EveryDayIsCaturday
IM POGERUCH
(IN THE BUTT SMELL)
🎼 My butt smell
Brings the cats to my seat
Where they breathe in deep
Of my butt smell 🎵
They inhale deep
Then they go to sleep
In my butt smell 🎶
#YoshiOneEye #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday #ButtSmell #PoultryCoroner 🦆🪿🐔🦃

A little jet lag insomnia is beautifully treated with coffee and a kitty on your lap.
Pussy Galore enjoying some love.
#PussyGalore #CatsOfMastodon #EveryDayIsCaturday
Under normal conditions, the first picture is as close as I can get to Emma before she "does something". In the second, I used the back facing camera, so she could "see herself" in the screen.
I don't believe cats can recognize themselves in a picture or video, but we've all seen blooper clips where the cat splats while pouncing at prey on TV, so they see and process *SOMETHING* from our screens.
🔥 Hell in a handbasket.
#YoshiOneEye #OneEyedCat #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday
Sigh.
This is why I can't have nice things. #CatsOfMastodon #EveryDayIsCaturday #Caturday
Draw me like one of your French girls...
#YoshiOneEye #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday
@i0null
When Cats Attack.
#CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday
🔥 Hell in a handbasket.
#YoshiOneEye #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday
Draw me like one of your French girls...
#YoshiOneEye #CatsOfMastodon #EveryDayIsCaturday
Thomas examines a rodent tunnel.
#EveryDayIsCaturday
#ThomasOnHoliday
#catsofmastodon
Bailey has been enjoying the (slightly) warmer weather with outdoor sojourns that are getting longer and more adventurous.
She even walked on the snow for the first time! (which is funny because her fur and feet seem designed for snow walking)
“if you think a few pets will set us right after what you did you are deeply mistaken, human. But uh do keep petting me.” #pica #cat #everydayiscaturday
There are many things in life you can do without, but not cats or literature.
#SchönerWohnenMitKatzen #EveryDayIsCaturday #MastoCats #FediCats #AdoptDontShop #eatREADsleep #eatCATSsleep #ec #eyecontact
Im Pogeruch. (In The Butt Smell)
#YoshiOneEye #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday
Draw me like one of your French girls...
#YoshiOneEye #OneEyedCat #CatsOfMastodon #EveryDayIsCaturday
@sindarina Yes, I realize that now. My Australian friends had already been observing it for hours, and my European friends had started as well. #EveryDayIsCaturday
On 17 March 2006, around 4:30 am, my EXTREMELY preggo blue crème calico Mei Mei snuck under my bed, peeped a couple of times (which she rarely did), and gave birth to four gorgeous kittens. Two stayed with me.
Seventeen years later, there’s a Norwegian Forest cat who’s still with me. #Kieran is still the charming purr monster he has always been. My super-senior fluffy overlord wishes you all a fabulous St Patrick’s Day.
Pussy Galore opened the towel drawer and made herself a fort.
#PussyGalore #CatsOfMastodon #EveryDayIsCaturday
Draw me like one of your French girls...
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This is still one of my favorite Yoshi pictures.
#YoshiOneEye #OneEyedCat #FatCat #CatsOfMastodon #EveryDayIsCaturday
Ready... Aim... Fire!
(no editing was done, it's all Yoshi)
#YoshiOneEye #OneEyedCat #CatsOfMastodon #EveryDayIsCaturday
Look, mah dude. I can’t get up and feed you tuna if you’re standing on my sternum. Plus, how is it you weigh 85 pounds right now? Oww. #CatsOfMastodon #Kieran #Weigie #EveryDayIsCaturday
🚨 Breaking News! If you’ve been following Kitten Watch 2023, we now have TWO kittens! There’s a black one and a calico one, and Belly is still purring away. Stay tuned 👀 🐈⬛ 🐈
#HisAndHearsePress #Cat #Kitten #LaborAndDelivery #Birth #KittenRescue #Catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #CaturdayEveryDay #EveryDayIsCaturday #KittensOfMastodon (art by the infamous The Oatmeal)
Forget all that informative and educational funeral stuff I post… who wants to see more pics of this dumpling of a cat?!? 🐈⬛
Follow me on my book writing journey that is getting sidetracked by ***Kitten Watch 2023***
(And yes, that is a meat blanket. A blanket that looks like a side of beef 🥩)
#HisAndHearsePress #Funeral #Embalming #AmWriting #Cat #KittenWatch #IShouldBeWriting #AdoptDontShop #SpayAndNeuter #MortuaryScience #Catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #CaturdayEveryday #EveryDayIsCaturday
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Leonardo da Vinci: "The smallest feline is a masterpiece."
Contrary to all modern understanding of evolutionary science, I remain irrevocably convinced that cats are really just snakes that decided to give themselves a serious upgrade.
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#cats #CatsOfMastodon #Catsodon #tabby #cat #everydayiscaturday
Reunited with cat (and dog!) after my trip!
#CatsOfMastodon #DogsOfMastodon #EveryDayIsCaturday #Cats #Dogs
"You'd be dog-tired, too, if you'd been as busy as I've been, working triple shifts, making delicious kneaded treats for the holidays! Good thing my contract stipulates double-overtime & plenty of nip 'n' nap breaks!"
#BCatPix #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOnMastodon #MastoCats #cats #ACatsWorkIsNeverDone #FairDaysWorkForAFairDaysWages
Going on a trip and leaving heartbroken because of this. 😭💔 #CatsOfMastodon #AcademicCats #MastoCats #EveryDayIsCaturday #Travel
"Good morning, everyone! I certainly hope you're in a better mood than my housemate is!"
"If not, climb into my nest—there's room for at least two & I have a lot of purring to do!"
#BCatPix #TheArtOfALT #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOnMastodon #cats #MastoCats
@doublehelix 🤣 I have a solution for that....
#EmmaPeel #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday
"Look, Gregory... I can tell you’re really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, & think things over."
#BCatPix #TheArtOfALT #EverydayIsCaturday #CatsOnMastodon #CatsOfMastodon #cats #ImageDescription #alt
"Yes, we're all really impressed you're getting such a positive response to your posts about alt & image description, but please—for the love of Bastet—could you close Masto, put down your phone & attend to my quite urgent needs?"
#BCatPix #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOnMastodon
And now your moment of Looie-loo. It's been a long day. Time for sleepy-bye. #everydayiscaturday #caturday every day
@ali_king Why? I share with the kitties often, since I was a wee tyke, and no harm ever befell me therefrom...
#CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday
*I swear to god, one more pic and I will throw up on her keyboard again*
#SchönerWohnenMitKatzen #caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday #MastoCats #FediCats #AdoptDontShop