#EverydayIsCaturday
#pica the tabby cat has opened registration for her three week course on relaxing. Ideally you should have completed sleeping as a prerequisite… but she has been known to take bribes. Seating is limited. Tuition: 100 cans of “gravy centers” beef flavored cat food. (half paid in advance) #caturday #everydayiscaturday



Guess who went to visit the neighbors and got himself on probation?
He’s become too good at taking off his collar, so I switched to his old single brain-cell-proof blue collar.
Neighbor says, “10/10 would do it again.” 🤦♀️🧡
#Cats #EverydayIsCaturday #NorwegianForestCat #CatsOfMastodon

Draw me like one of your French girls...
#YoshiOneEye #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday

Just because it's Caturday, and I like showing off my Stingkitty. 😜 Neener neener.
Blippy go boom boom!
#Stingkitty #HelloKitty #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday #Bass #Bassist #Basstodon #BassistsAgainstRacists #BassistenGegenRassisten


If looks could maim, I'd be leaving in a basket.
#PussyGalore #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday

#caturday #everydayiscaturday #CatsOfMastodon
Fuji-san is planning to get a head in this world

Here’s a vid of Jonesy being Jonesy.🐾🧡
#EverydayIsCaturday #OneSingleBrainCell #CatsOfMastodon #Cats #Floof

Hiding in the grass.
#PussyGalore #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday

Pussy Galore has rendered a bird family homeless.
#PussyGalore #CatsOfMastodon #EveryDayIsCaturday #TheCircleOfLife

Neko. Queen of the household.
#CatsOfMastodon #Cats #Caturday #everydayiscaturday #standardissuecat

In comparison, Yoshi's eye reflects blazing yellow white.
🤣 Kitty Hertzsprung Russell diagram!
#YoshiOneEye #OneEyedCat #CatsOfMastodon #EveryDayIsCaturday

The one time (to date) I've gotten both Emma (L) and Pussy (R) to look at the camera at the same time, unfortunately before it could properly focus, to clearly show the difference in reflection color.

Every time any of your kitty overlords stretch for belly rubs, Venera stretches to get belly rubs too. It just dawned on me that she’s being raised by cats.😂
I know I've posted it before, but now that I know #CatBellies is a thing, I can break it out once more.
#YoshiOneEye #CatsOfMastodon #Catstodon #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday

@mike
Two years later, here's one of my favorite #CatBellies for ya!
#YoshiOneEye #EveryDayIsCaturday

IM POGERUCH
(IN THE BUTT SMELL)
🎼 My butt smell
Brings the cats to my seat
Where they breathe in deep
Of my butt smell 🎵
They inhale deep
Then they go to sleep
In my butt smell 🎶
#YoshiOneEye #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday #ButtSmell #PoultryCoroner 🦆🪿🐔🦃

fast schon Kunst wie sich GOB ganz natürlich der Form der einfallenden Sonne anpasst 🫶
#catsofmastodon #everydayiscaturday

A little jet lag insomnia is beautifully treated with coffee and a kitty on your lap.

It’s been a day since we got back from vacation, I think she’s starting to forgive us for leaving.
#everydayiscaturday #cats #CatsOfMastodon #cat #StandardIssueCat

Timeline cleanse. Belly and beeeeeeans!

Pussy Galore enjoying some love.
#PussyGalore #CatsOfMastodon #EveryDayIsCaturday

Under normal conditions, the first picture is as close as I can get to Emma before she "does something". In the second, I used the back facing camera, so she could "see herself" in the screen.
I don't believe cats can recognize themselves in a picture or video, but we've all seen blooper clips where the cat splats while pouncing at prey on TV, so they see and process *SOMETHING* from our screens.
@i0null
When Cats Attack.
#CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday
Thomas examines a rodent tunnel.
#EveryDayIsCaturday
#ThomasOnHoliday
#catsofmastodon
“if you think a few pets will set us right after what you did you are deeply mistaken, human. But uh do keep petting me.” #pica #cat #everydayiscaturday
There are many things in life you can do without, but not cats or literature.
#SchönerWohnenMitKatzen #EveryDayIsCaturday #MastoCats #FediCats #AdoptDontShop #eatREADsleep #eatCATSsleep #ec #eyecontact
Pussy Galore opened the towel drawer and made herself a fort.
#PussyGalore #CatsOfMastodon #EveryDayIsCaturday
🚨 Breaking News! If you’ve been following Kitten Watch 2023, we now have TWO kittens! There’s a black one and a calico one, and Belly is still purring away. Stay tuned 👀 🐈⬛ 🐈
#HisAndHearsePress #Cat #Kitten #LaborAndDelivery #Birth #KittenRescue #Catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #CaturdayEveryDay #EveryDayIsCaturday #KittensOfMastodon (art by the infamous The Oatmeal)
Forget all that informative and educational funeral stuff I post… who wants to see more pics of this dumpling of a cat?!? 🐈⬛
Follow me on my book writing journey that is getting sidetracked by ***Kitten Watch 2023***
(And yes, that is a meat blanket. A blanket that looks like a side of beef 🥩)
#HisAndHearsePress #Funeral #Embalming #AmWriting #Cat #KittenWatch #IShouldBeWriting #AdoptDontShop #SpayAndNeuter #MortuaryScience #Catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #CaturdayEveryday #EveryDayIsCaturday
Leonardo da Vinci: "The smallest feline is a masterpiece."
Contrary to all modern understanding of evolutionary science, I remain irrevocably convinced that cats are really just snakes that decided to give themselves a serious upgrade.
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#cats #CatsOfMastodon #Catsodon #tabby #cat #everydayiscaturday
Reunited with cat (and dog!) after my trip!
#CatsOfMastodon #DogsOfMastodon #EveryDayIsCaturday #Cats #Dogs
"You'd be dog-tired, too, if you'd been as busy as I've been, working triple shifts, making delicious kneaded treats for the holidays! Good thing my contract stipulates double-overtime & plenty of nip 'n' nap breaks!"
#BCatPix #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOnMastodon #MastoCats #cats #ACatsWorkIsNeverDone #FairDaysWorkForAFairDaysWages
Going on a trip and leaving heartbroken because of this. 😭💔 #CatsOfMastodon #AcademicCats #MastoCats #EveryDayIsCaturday #Travel
"Good morning, everyone! I certainly hope you're in a better mood than my housemate is!"
"If not, climb into my nest—there's room for at least two & I have a lot of purring to do!"
#BCatPix #TheArtOfALT #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOnMastodon #cats #MastoCats
@doublehelix 🤣 I have a solution for that....
#EmmaPeel #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday
"Look, Gregory... I can tell you’re really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, & think things over."
#BCatPix #TheArtOfALT #EverydayIsCaturday #CatsOnMastodon #CatsOfMastodon #cats #ImageDescription #alt
"Yes, we're all really impressed you're getting such a positive response to your posts about alt & image description, but please—for the love of Bastet—could you close Masto, put down your phone & attend to my quite urgent needs?"
#BCatPix #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOnMastodon
And now your moment of Looie-loo. It's been a long day. Time for sleepy-bye. #everydayiscaturday #caturday every day
@ali_king Why? I share with the kitties often, since I was a wee tyke, and no harm ever befell me therefrom...
#CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday
*I swear to god, one more pic and I will throw up on her keyboard again*
#SchönerWohnenMitKatzen #caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday #MastoCats #FediCats #AdoptDontShop