I’m sure I’ve posted this one of #KittenJacques before (probably several times🙂) but this #CatSelfie style pic is one of my all time favourites. #everydayiscaturday #CatsOfMastodon #FediCats #MastoCats #CatsOfFediverse

Close up of Beige tabby looking straight at the camera, selfie style. He’s lying on a bed with a white duvet.
15 hours ago
Orange tabby Ziggy looks up from his nap.

#Caturday... echt jetzt?

Ich darf anmerken, dieser Typ mit dem irren Blick ist nicht meiner.


Schwarzer Kater, seitlich liegend, sieht aus grünen Augen zu uns, schräg von unten hoch. Irrer Blick.

Woke up extra early today (not on purpose). Neko being extra sweet and keeping me company.

#caturday #everydayiscaturday #cats #CatsOfMastodon #catsodon

3 way Mexican Standoff at the BtWS Corral.

Is it a Mexican Standoff if it happens in Germany?

#PussyGalore #YoshiOneEye #Humba #NotOurCat #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

Standoff at the terrace door. 

Humba, who is not our cat, wants out, as does Yoshi One-Eye. Pussy Galore wants in. 

When I open the door, Pussy won't let Humba out, and Humba won't let Pussy in. This brouhaha prevents Yoshi from leaving, as well.

I resolved it by chasing Humba into the kitchen, letting Pussy in/Yoshi out, then coming back to let Humba out.

I'm just a glorified can opener. 

Pussy and Humba, in the house, get along OK. It's only if they meet at the door that they spit at each other.
5 days ago

se siete ancora svegliə meritate di vedere ruffolina, il piccolo mostro che dorme nel (nel senso che sta proprio sotto le coperte) mio letto 💖 #everydayiscaturday

foto di una gattina (si chiama ruffola!)

Guess who knocked on the door to beg for food?

ANY cat that comes into my house is going to get food and lovin'.

Catgirls, take note. 😜

#Humba #NotOurCat #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

Humba, who is not our cat,  knows where to go to get food and lovin'.

Draw me like one of your French girls...
#HarleyQuinn #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

Harley, showing off her cinnamon and cream splotches, sprawls on her back, limbs splayed. That belly!
1 week ago

I have to go outside. It's -5°C but Louis decided I can't have my scarf 😺

#cats #CatsOfMastodon #everydayiscaturday

A black cat in bread loaf 🍞 mode sitting on my white scarf.

Harley is waiting for me in my chair, chillin' in the #ButtSmell.

I pushed her butt up so I could sit down and take off my outer layer (I'm back in jammies and socks), and she still hasn't moved.

I'm a pillow fort once more, and a warm, purring kitty softly acts as a vibrator on the small of my back.

#HarleyQuinn #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon #ImPogeruch

Harley Quinn, an almost black tortoiseshell with cinnamon and cream splotches, sleeps in the butt smell of my rolly chair.
She's still behind me, a vibrating pocket of warmth at the small of my back.

😜 This is a new pose for Emma.
#EmmaPeel #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

Emma Peel, a tuxedo cat, lays with her back paws on the sofa arm, and her front paws on the sofa. She seems quite comfortable.
2 weeks ago

#BooBerryMuffinButt #cats #catsofmastodon #EveryDayIsCaturday

Baby boy in his happy place, asleep on Mama's lap!

Gravity/sleep won. Tabby asleep on human's lap
Sleepy tabby cat curled up on his human's knee

It was too cold at the moat, so I came home.

I was followed.

#Humba #NotOurCat #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

Humba takes a pause from clearing out the leftovers...
... to say hello to Harley. 

He cleaned all the dishes, and our house is once more a rumpus room as he and Harley chase each other around.

Mea culpa - I missed #Caturday - but took this this evening as my big tabby moggy Coco and I huddle up (we expect 1C overnight) 🥶 🙀 ❄️

#CatsOfMastodon #Fedicats #Mastocats # #ねこ #Catstodon #Kat #Mao #Katzen #CatsOfFediverse #Katze #Chat #Chaton #EveryDayIsCaturday #Tabby #TabbyCat #Cats

A front on picture of a large tabby cat laying on a bed with strong brown and black striped markings. He faces off to the side showing his face in profile, one eye, and a white muzzle with long white whiskers coming out. Two front paws however ard directed towards the camera

Humba drops by again.

After grabbing some brekkies, he and Harley are racing throughout the house in an early morning game of grab-ass.

One imagines cats to be lightfooted, but noooOOOooo! 😜 Tiny pachyderms is more like it.

#Humba #NotOurCat #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

Humba checks out what leftovers are in which bowl before he jumped into the counter and ate Pussy's.

Is it a stand-off if everyone's lying down?
#HarleyQuinn #Humba #NotOurCat #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

Harley lays on my rolly chair, looking at Humba, and Humba lays near the doorway, looking at Harley, during a lull in the near constant grab-asssery between these two.

Not our cat Humba visits once again. No leftovers were available, so I gave him fresh.
#Humba #NotOurCat #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

Himba gets fed.


🎵 My butt smell
Brings the cats to my seat
Where they breathe in deep
🎶 Of my butt smell
They breathe in deep
Then they go to sleep
🎵 In my butt smell

#ButtSmell #ImPogeruch
#HarleyQuinn #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon
#PoultryCoroner 🦆🦆🦆🦤

Harley Quinn lays in daze on my rolly chair. Her half open eye glows blue/green.

Someone wants in, and has been waiting patiently.

#Humba #NotOurCat #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

Humba waits patiently to be let in.
3 weeks ago

She is the worst cat in the whole world. But also the best. #pica #feelsLikeCaturday #EveryDayIsCaturday #Cat #Cats #Caturday #catsofmastodon

Pica sits in a bucket of weeds. She notices you and opens her mouth wide to meow very quickly and loud.

Humba drops by once more. Natually, I'm pushing boundaries. He and Harley seem to get along fabulously.

#Humba #NotOurCat #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

Stroking a collar-less Huumba as he eats the cat food I presented to him.

He's now playing with Harley.

Missed you , our little turd burglar. - It’s good to be home. 💕

#cats #cat #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #everydayiscaturday

Enough grab-ass, let me outta here!
#Humba #NotOurCat #CatsOfMastodon #EveryDayIsCaturday

Humba looks at me expectantly, waiting to get away from Harley.

If anyone needs me #today, I’ll be right here.

#catsofmastodon #cats #everydayiscaturday

Black cat with sleepy eyes on a gray plaid blanket in a girls lap

Draw me like one of your French girls...

#YoshiOneEye #CatsOfMastodon #EveryDayIsCaturday

Yoshi sprawls on a foled plush blanket, sleeping soundly. She snores softly.

Meant to share this yesterday - my daughter’s cat Maya and her natural and very intense “resting bitch face”.

#cats #everydayiscaturday #Caturday #cat #catsofmastodon

1 month ago

Muss mal den Schreibtisch aufräumen, so kann ja keiner schla- äh - arbeiten.

#catsofmastodon everyday is #caturday #everydayiscaturday

Entzückendes Katerchen schläft zusammengerollt zwischen Laptop, Tastatur und Bildschirm, den Kopf auf meinem Notizbuch.
Das laute Schnurren kann man nicht sehen, das müsst ihr mir einfach glauben...
Menhit the Menace
1 month ago
Menhit, a calico cat, sitting on a messy desk, back to the camera looking over her shoulder. Her tail rests on the left wrist of someone trying to type.

The cost of love. Worth every lint roller.

#cats #caturday #everydayiscaturday #CatsOfMastodon

Montag ist Schontag.

Sagt die #Katze in ihrem Stern-Kissen.

So ein Kissen ist übrigens schnell gemacht, in vielen Farben realisierbar, kostet fast nichts und ist für alle Hunde- und Katzenbesitzer (bzw. #Hunde und #Katzen) ein gutes #Weihnachtsgeschenk.


Kleine schwarz-weiße Katze auf  sternförmigem Kissen, oben grün, seitlich weiß und unten türkis.
hackbyte (friendica)
1 month ago

Please use this link to see the post in it's correctly rendered form: [PLACEHOLDER]St.. erm Copied textual meme from some old screenshot from a user called mistery-stitch:

My kitten tried to kill my stuffed tribble. My roommate remarked that my tribble killing cat would make a great Klingon pet ... and she's right.

Imagine a Klingon ship having a cat that protects them from tribbles & vermin. They have to get the cat from a shelter run by humans and they're like: "This is the honorable Mr. Chonks".

"Yes, our ship also has an earth feline. Her name is Carrot and she fights like a warrior."

There's absolutely a Klingon out there who lost an eye to a feral cat that he then adopted.

Klingons who go "pspspspspspsps" to get the Ship Cat to come hang out during break.

Orange Ship Cat that gets lost in the jefferies tubes and a Klingon whose sole job is to go fetch the orange cat. He acts like he hates his job but he actually really adores his feline co-worker so much.

Klingon that always hand things to the Ship Cat so it can sniff it.

Klingon that intentionally grab boxes to enrich Ship Cat's little life.
Sometimes they get multiple boxes and the crew bets on which box will be deemed "best box" by their fluffy little warrior.

Klingon that starts his work shift saying "Qapla'!" to the Ship Cat who meows in return.

Newly Minted Ship Kitten climbing up to a Klingon Captain's shoulder with her tiny needle claws while said Captain is attempting to be intimidating on the viewscreen.

Klingon who gets a head bump from Ship Cat and gives a head bump back.

Actually, i imagine, a ship cat could have a good amount of fun with a very fresh bowl of Gagh. ;)

Shoot, if felines actually like gagh.. Imagine said Captain sitting in his chair, snacking a bit, while a bunch of kitten scramble all over him to get their pieces.... aaaaaaaawwww. ;)
#meme #text #cat #cats #fedicats #caturday #everydayiscaturday #randomshit ;)

Happy 1 year Adoption Day Neko!!! Love you ya little derp nugget!

#cat #cats #Caturday #everydayiscaturday #CatsOfMastodon

1 month ago

I'm proud to be part of the GNOME community 🐱

#cats #GNOME #Caturday #EverydayIsCaturday

A screenshot of "Icon Library" GNOME app.

The search term is "god" and the result is 2 cat icons.
Chris Pelatari
2 months ago

My sweet little shmoop-a-loop! #CatsofMastodon #everydayiscaturday #Caturday

Video of my cute little white kitty growing up.

Looks like I ain't goin' anywhere just yet. Something is preventing me from putting on pants...
#YoshiOneEye #CatsOfMastodon #EveryDayIsCaturday #ButtSmell #ImPogeruch

Yoshi One-Eye sleeping on my folded jeans, enjoying a snooze in my butt smell.

Welp. I guess I’m never moving again.

#cats #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #everydayiscaturday

Neko my cat leaning her head on my arm.

Until the next paper/recycling pickup, opened cartons become impromptu kitty haunts, prompting Emma to quote Titanic at me:

Draw me like one of your French girls...

#EmmaPeel #CatsOfMastodon #EveryDayIsCaturday

Emma Peel chills on opened boxes  set in the corner as an impromptu and temporary kitty relaxation spa.
2 months ago
Brown/black tabby cat with white socks, sleeping while curved to fit against his human's calf & foot.

Good #morning fedi friends! Both of the baby cats are pouting because #caturday is over but I told them it’s ok #everydayiscaturday in this house :blobfoxhappy:

What are you up to #today? I’m headed for a pedicure and plan to do some major relaxing afterward :blobfoxcomfy:

Hope it’s a wonderful one for you!

#cats #catsofmastodon #fedicats

Siamese cat on a blue couch pouting
Black cat in a cat tree in the window, also pouting
Konstantin 🏳️‍🌈
2 months ago

There is someone here who wants to say hello 😻 :veripawed:

#CatsOfMastodon #Cats #EveryDayIsCaturday

Photo of a British shorthair kitty looking down from her tower where she has been taking a nap for the last couple of hours.
3 months ago
Blissed out brown/black/white tabby cat getting a belly rub from the human servant.

Ha! May I present Harley. Harley Quinn.
#HarleyQuinn #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday

A small, mostly black cat with cinnamon sprinkles. There's also a small white spot on the chest.

Draw me like one of your French girls...
#YoshiOneEye #ImPogeruch #CatsOfMastodon #EveryDayIsCaturday

Yoshi One-Eye lays pn a folderd up blanket on the couch. My jeans are just above her head, and she gets wafts of my butt smell. 

My butt smell 
Brings the cats to my seat
For my butt smell
They come to my seat
Then they breathe in deep 
Of my butt smell 
They breathe in deep 
Then they go to sleep 
In my butt smell

Did you know. On iPhone. For photos you take, if you go to the photos, open one, and lightly press and hold your finger on the subject of the photo, the iPhone will let you “copy and paste” JUST the subject of the photo into a message or whatever?

AND! In WhatsApp, when you paste it in a message, it becomes a Sticker?

Well… my partner does now.


#cats #cat #CatsOfMastodon #catsodon #Caturday #everydayiscaturday

Pussy senses my unease and comes for a game of Make Me Slide Off Your Lap.
#PussyGalore #CatsOfMastodon #EveryDayIsCaturday

Pussy Galore curls up in my lap and enjoys my ministrations.

Draw me like one of your French girls...
#YoshiOneEye #CatsOfMastodon #EveryDayIsCaturday

Yoshi One-Eye sprawls on the couch, big belly prominent.
Konstantin 🏳️‍🌈
5 months ago

I’m sure Dexter would also like to say good morning but she just disagrees about the timing of it all. #catsOfMastodon #EveryDayIsCaturday

Photo of my cat napping in a weird position on the sofa. She is clearly deep asleep.

I guess it's time for another #Introduction. But, since I'm lazy, I'll just C&P my profile.


Blippy, apparently a mutant Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, DE sometime in 1959.

👉 Potty mouth. 👈


#Bassist #EveryDayIsCaturday #Audrey #Tolerance #Poetry #PoultryCoroner #Technology #RandomShoes #Astronomy #Physics #Archeology #History #Rome #Germania #Cannabis #Bong #ZiegfeldFollies #Antifa #PMOW #GangsOfNovember

Konstantin :bheartrainbow:
5 months ago
The kitty loves to pair program with me, but she dozes off when I start reading docs. She has more paws-on approach – just type something and see if it works.

#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #EveryDayIsCaturday
Photo of a cat sleeping on top of a trackpad on a desk
Scott Armitage
5 months ago
Two cats lie in shrimp pose, their heads almost touching and their feet intertwined. The one on the left is a lynx point, the one on the right a tabby. The tabby has one eye barely open, her tummy turned slightly up.
6 months ago

Nens has taught herself (a very loose) cat version of the ASL sign for "food".

I DID NOT teach her to do this. About a month ago she was on the island counter reaching out and pawing at me with her right arm and I kept saying "no chunky, you just ate" and when I turned around and looked at her she took her left paw and made this sign twice.

It's taken me this long to find the words to replicate it and get it on video!

#catsofmastodon #cats #everydayiscaturday

Video of a white cat standing on a counter looking at the camera. The camera person asks "What do you want" and the cat makes a very loose version of the "Food" ASL sign by taking her left paw and taping her mouth twice.
6 months ago

#pica the tabby cat has opened registration for her three week course on relaxing. Ideally you should have completed sleeping as a prerequisite… but she has been known to take bribes. Seating is limited. Tuition: 100 cans of “gravy centers” beef flavored cat food. (half paid in advance) #caturday #everydayiscaturday

Pica enjoys a scritch eyes closed and very happy
Pica has big eyes and uses them to manipulate you
pica shows off the beans a little