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Beaverton: Editorial: Women must date unpleasant men, and we’re not just saying that because we’re unpleasant men https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/12/editorial-women-must-date-unpleasant-men-and-were-not-just-saying-that-because-were-unpleasant-men/ #satire #canada #commentary #relationships #FeaturedPost #Editorial #Marriage #dating

Beaverton: Boy realises the magic really was in that amulet and not inside him in the slightest https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/11/boy-realises-the-magic-really-was-in-that-amulet-and-not-inside-him-in-the-slightest/ #satire #canada #commentary #FeaturedPost #Lifestyle #adventure #children #amulet #Magic

Beaverton: Danielle Smith unveils Sovereignty Act Precogs able to tell when federal laws are unconstitutional before they pass https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/11/danielle-smith-unveils-sovereignty-act-precogs-able-to-tell-when-federal-laws-are-unconstitutional-before-they-pass/ #satire #canada #commentary #UnitedConservativeParty #AlbertaSovereigntyAct #AlbertaPolitics #MinorityReport #climatechange #DanielleSmith #FeaturedPost #Alberta #energy

Beaverton: 5 Canadians in the NFL who might get to touch the football this year if they’re really good boys https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/11/5-canadians-in-the-nfl-who-might-get-to-touch-the-football-this-year-if-theyre-really-good-boys/ #satire #canada #commentary #FeaturedPost #football #Sports #ball #NFL

Beaverton: Poilievre stops making false claims about terrorism after concerned family member locks Fox News channel https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/11/poilievre-stops-making-false-claims-about-terrorism-after-concerned-family-member-locks-fox-news-channel/ #satire #canada #commentary #PierrePoilievre #radicalization #FeaturedPost #Politics #FoxNews

Beaverton: Airbnb hosts react to the Liberals’ crackdown on short term rentals https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/11/airbnb-hosts-react-to-the-liberals-crackdown-on-short-term-rentals/ #satire #canada #commentary #housingmarket #FeaturedPost #rentalmarket #RealEstate #Liberals #housing #AirBNB #tax

Vancouver Things: Heritage Christmas at Burnaby Village Museum https://miss604.com/2023/11/heritage-christmas-at-burnaby-village-museum-2023.html - via @Miss604 #Vancouver #Events #VancouverEvents #BurnabyVillageMuseum #cheapthingstodo #miss604holidays #FeaturedPost #christmas #vancouver #CheapFun #burnaby #family #events #BC

Vancouver Things: Christmas at Canada Place https://miss604.com/2023/11/christmas-at-canada-place-2023.html - via @Miss604 #Vancouver #Events #VancouverEvents #cheapthingstodo #miss604holidays #FeaturedPost #canadaplace #christmas #vancouver #CheapFun #canada #events #BC

Beaverton: Allure of handsome American traveller evaporates when he refers to toque as “beanie” https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/11/allure-of-handsome-american-traveller-evaporates-when-he-refers-to-toque-as-beanie/ #satire #canada #commentary #CanadianIdentity #FeaturedPost #Culture #beanie #toque #hat

Beaverton: “The wisest people are those that admit when they are wrong,” says man ready to acknowledge that William Nylander is good https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/11/the-wisest-people-are-those-that-admit-when-they-are-wrong-says-man-ready-to-acknowledge-that-william-nylander-is-good/ #satire #canada #commentary #Torontomapleleafs #WilliamNylander #FeaturedPost #forgiveness #MitchMarner #Sports #hockey #Leafs #fans #NHL

Vancouver Things: Holiday Comedy at The Improv Centre https://miss604.com/2023/11/holiday-comedy-at-the-improv-centre.html - via @Miss604 #Vancouver #Events #VancouverEvents #miss604holidays #FeaturedPost #vancouver #newyears #holiday #comedy #events #arts #BC

Beaverton: Board game night becomes debate night https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/11/board-game-night-becomes-debate-night/ #satire #canada #commentary #FeaturedPost #BoardGames #Philosophy #Gaming #debate #anger

Beaverton: How to protest mass slaughter without inconveniencing anyone https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/11/how-to-protest-mass-slaughter-without-inconveniencing-anyone/ #satire #canada #commentary #FeaturedPost #RickMercer #Scotiabank #ceasefire #Palestine #protest #Israel #World #Gaza

Beaverton: Liberals explain why they’re so far behind in the polls https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/11/liberals-explain-why-theyre-so-far-behind-in-the-polls/ #satire #canada #commentary #ChrystiaFreeland #PierrePoilievre #justintrudeau #SeamusO'Regan #FeaturedPost #LiberalParty #National #election #Liberals #polls

Beaverton: Expensive therapist makes higher quality “mmmm” sounds https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/11/expensive-therapist-makes-higher-quality-mmmm-sounds/ #satire #canada #commentary #FeaturedPost #MentalHealth #counselling #therapist #therapy #Health

Beaverton: Right-wing, authoritarian broadcaster known for polarizing comments to meet with Tucker Carlson https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/11/right-wing-authoritarian-broadcaster-known-for-polarizing-comments-to-meet-with-tucker-carlson/ #satire #canada #commentary #AlbertaPolitics #DanielleSmith #TuckerCarlson #FeaturedPost #Alberta #FoxNews #Twitter #Canada #Nazis

Vancouver Things: Light a Life with Canuck Place https://miss604.com/2023/11/light-a-life-with-canuck-place-2023.html - via @Miss604 #Vancouver #Events #VancouverEvents #FeaturedPost #CanuckPlace #non-profit #vancouver #charity #BC

Vancouver Things: Where to Donate Warm Clothing in Vancouver https://miss604.com/2023/11/where-to-donate-warm-clothing-in-vancouver.html - via @Miss604 #Vancouver #Events #VancouverEvents #FeaturedPost #non-profit #vancouver #donation #charity #winter #BC

Beaverton: Everything Israel is doing to minimize civilian casualties in Gaza https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/11/everything-israel-is-doing-to-minimize-civilian-casualties-in-gaza/ #satire #canada #commentary #FeaturedPost #Netanyahu #Palestine #Israel #World #Gaza

Beaverton: Canada calls for 5 minute water break in Israel bombing campaign https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/11/canada-calls-for-5-minute-water-break-in-israel-bombing-campaign/ #satire #canada #commentary #justintrudeau #FeaturedPost #Palestine #Trudeau #Canada #Israel #World #Hamas #Gaza #IDF

Beaverton: Entangled dolphin wears fishnets for Halloween https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/10/entangled-dolphin-wears-fishnets-for-halloween/ #satire #canada #commentary #frenchmaidcostume #FeaturedPost #fishnets #Photos #sexy

Beaverton: Sexy devil Luigi nurse costume starting to lose the plot https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/10/sexy-devil-luigi-nurse-costume-starting-to-lose-the-plot/ #satire #canada #commentary #FeaturedPost #Halloween #costume #nursing #Devil #luigi #sexy

Beaverton: Cruelty-free haunted house only features ghosts who died of natural causes https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/10/cruelty-free-haunted-house-only-features-ghosts-who-died-of-natural-causes/ #satire #canada #commentary #FeaturedPost #hauntedhouse #Halloween #haunting #Ghost

Beaverton: Most popular Halloween Costumes in each Province https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/10/most-popular-halloween-costumes-in-each-province/ #satire #canada #commentary #PrinceEdwardIsland #BritishColumbia #DanielleSmith #FeaturedPost #NewBrunswick #newfoundland #Saskatchewan #NovaScotia #Halloween #National #Manitoba #Alberta #Ontario #Quebec

Beaverton: Dog-Walker Association latest company to eliminate plastic bags https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/10/dog-walker-association-latest-company-to-eliminate-plastic-bags/ #satire #canada #commentary #FeaturedPost #Environment #dogwalking #plasticbag #Animal #Dog

Beaverton: Charter Of Rights & Freedoms renamed Charter Of Long-Term Goals & General Guidelines https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/10/charter-of-rights-freedoms-renamed-charter-of-long-term-goals-general-guidelines/ #satire #canada #commentary #TheCharterOfRights&Freedoms #theNotwithstandingClause #FeaturedPost #TheCharter #section33 #National

Vancouver Things: Nominations for the 2024 Courage To Come Back Awards https://miss604.com/2023/10/nominations-for-the-2024-courage-to-come-back-awards.html - via @Miss604 #Vancouver #Events #VancouverEvents #CoastMentalHealth #CouragetoComeBack #FeaturedPost #mentalhealth #non-profit #vancouver #charity #awards #events #BC

Beaverton: Free speech champions explain why it’s OK that people are being cancelled for criticizing Israel https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/10/free-speech-champions-explain-why-its-ok-that-people-are-being-cancelled-for-criticizing-israel/ #satire #canada #commentary #cancelculture #FeaturedPost #freespeech #Slideshow #Palestine #Beavfeed #JoeRogan #Patreon #Israel #World

Beaverton: Threesome rescheduled again https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/10/threesome-rescheduled-again/ #satire #canada #commentary #Relationship #FeaturedPost #scheduling #threesome #sex

Vancouver Things: Nominations for the 2024 YWCA Women of Distinction Awards https://miss604.com/2023/10/nominations-for-the-2024-ywca-women-of-distinction-awards.html - via @Miss604 #Vancouver #Events #VancouverEvents #FeaturedPost #non-profit #vancouver #charity #ywca #BC

Beaverton: Luxury porta-potty includes chemical bidet https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/10/luxury-porta-potty-includes-chemical-bidet/ #satire #canada #commentary #FeaturedPost #porta-potty #Lifestyle #luxury #Toilet #bidet

Vancouver Things: Dog Man the Musical at the Massey Theatre https://miss604.com/2023/10/dog-man-the-musical-at-the-massey-theatre.html - via @Miss604 #Vancouver #Events #VancouverEvents #NewWestminster #FeaturedPost #vancouver #contests #theatre #family #events #arts #BC

Beaverton: Read the ‘Save The Children’ Convoy’s list of demands https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/10/read-the-save-the-children-convoys-list-of-demands/ #satire #canada #commentary #SaveTheChildrenConvoy #Parents'Rights #DanielleSmith #justintrudeau #FeaturedPost #National #JoeRogan #Convoy #LGBTQ #Qanon

Vancouver Things: Get Your Car Ready for Winter Driving with Kal Tire https://miss604.com/2023/10/get-your-car-ready-for-winter-driving-with-kal-tire.html - via @Miss604 #Vancouver #Events #VancouverEvents #FeaturedPost #vancouver #KalTire #winter #Honda #BC

Vancouver Things: Lumière Festival Around Downtown Vancouver https://miss604.com/2023/10/lumiere-festival-around-downtown-vancouver.html - via @Miss604 #Vancouver #Events #VancouverEvents #cheapthingstodo #LumiereFestival #FeaturedPost #vancouver #CheapFun #festival #WestEnd #events #BC

Beaverton: Conservatives announce new campaign slogan: “You Think You’re Better Than Me?!” https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/10/conservatives-announce-new-campaign-slogan-you-think-youre-better-than-me/ #satire #canada #commentary #PierrePoilievre #Conservatives #FeaturedPost #GreenParty #National #Liberals #CPC #NDP

Beaverton: Should the Leafs be worried about Auston Matthews’ assist drought? https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/10/should-the-leafs-be-worried-about-auston-matthews-assist-drought/ #satire #canada #commentary #Torontomapleleafs #AustonMatthews #FeaturedPost #CraigButton #Sports #hockey #Leafs #Sens #NHL #TSN

Vancouver Things: A Night to Inspire Gala https://miss604.com/2023/10/a-night-to-inspire-gala.html - via @Miss604 #Vancouver #Events #VancouverEvents #InspireHealth #FeaturedPost #non-profit #vancouver #charity #events #BC

Beaverton: Genocide enthusiast jazzed to see so many people embrace his hobby https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/10/genocide-enthusiast-jazzed-to-see-so-many-people-embrace-his-hobby/ #satire #canada #commentary #FeaturedPost #Gaza-Israel #genocide #Israel #World #Gaza #War

Beaverton: Pierre Poilievre threatens to dox one Canadian who lives in a small home every day until he’s made PM https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/07/pierre-poilievre-threatens-to-dox-one-canadian-who-lives-in-a-small-home-every-day-until-hes-made-pm/ #satire #canada #commentary #PierrePoilievre #housingcrisis #FeaturedPost #Politics #housing

Beaverton: United Kingdom considered powerful nation despite needing 3 days to put hat on old man https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/05/united-kingdom-considered-powerful-nation-despite-needing-3-days-to-put-hat-on-old-man/ #satire #canada #commentary #QueenElizabeth #PrinceCharles #UnitedKingdon #FeaturedPost #GreatBritain #RoyalFamily #monarchy #World #U.K.

Beaverton: Fox News fires Tucker Carlson, will replace him with cheaper racist https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/04/fox-news-fires-tucker-carlson-will-replace-him-with-cheaper-racist/ #satire #canada #commentary #TuckerCarlson #FeaturedPost #Breaking #FoxNews #racism

Beaverton: 5 perfectly innocent explanations for why 3 Conservative MPs met with a Nazi https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/02/5-perfectly-innocent-explanations-for-why-3-conservative-mps-met-with-a-nazi/ #satire #canada #commentary #ChristineAnderson #Anti-Semitism #FeaturedPost #Islamophobia #ColinCarrie #DeanAllison #LeslynLewis #National #Nazis

Beaverton: Man caught stealing eggs from Loblaws charged with theft over $5,000 https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/01/man-caught-stealing-eggs-from-loblaws-charged-with-theft-over-5000/ #satire #canada #commentary #GalenWestonJr. #FeaturedPost #foodprices #inflation #Business #Loblaws #Robbery #eggs

Beaverton: Vancouver considers buying a second snowplow https://www.thebeaverton.com/2022/12/vancouver-considers-buying-a-second-snowplow/ #satire #canada #commentary #FeaturedPost #Vancouver #snowplow #weather #winter #snow

Beaverton: Poilievre excited to show off his new Trump NFT trading cards during House of Commons recess https://www.thebeaverton.com/2022/12/poilievre-excited-to-show-off-his-new-trump-nft-trading-cards-during-house-of-commons-recess/ #satire #canada #commentary #PierrePoilievre #FeaturedPost #DonaldTrump #Politics #NFT