#Funny
It's especially bad when teachers use it unironically
Gray Russian Blue Mix Manx Cat playing with string https://www.wacoca.com/pets/149180/
##americanbobtail ##entertainment ##familypet ##forkids ##foryoupage ##frisky ##graycat ##manxcat ##shoelace ##sweetcat ##texas #01/04/2023 #cat #catsofyoutube #Catvideo #funny #funnyvideo #fyp #kittycat #love #lovemycat #manx #neko #playing #popular #russianblue #string #tomcat #Trending #マンクス
Most accurate Video about Network Communication ever! :nko3c: #funny #networking #wireless #wired #router #nerd #accurate #technology #internet #youtube #short #electro #boom #electroboom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbZx_zCpC-Q
@Edmonds_Scanner after searching the definition of "raconteur" I solidly clicked my vote. Hilarious but ... I really would LOVE to be a "gently rumpled storyteller" Instead I am more of an anxious puppy telling stories. The excited barking is shrill and it annoys people after they get over the initial cuteness. Now I will retreat in deep thought. 😜 #funny
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Caption: A handy mnemonic.
Image: The outlines of the 5 Great Lakes, labeled with their names.
Text: "Lisa Likes Licking Lettuce Lightly"
Lake Superior
Lake Michigan
Lake Huron
Lake Erie
Lake Ontario
[the L in each name is in boldface]](https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/cache/media_attachments/files/110/449/051/432/035/842/small/061c239eeb63eae7.png)
@martinhowitt I will crunch the numbers and get back to you, sir. I will need resources in order to get to the answers. Resources that impact my carbon footprint- as well as yours. Oh no, this is a paradox just waiting to happen. 😅 #funny #irony
@bronakins hilarious. I wondered why so many people were amplifying toots around here. I was worried about you all. hahaha #funny #mastodon #culture
Do you know what I often have to think about?
🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔
Self-driving cars...😳 😳
Yes also I don't think only about deep sad things...😉 😉
And then I just think.
Everything that is fun they take away from you 😡
Why are they doing this to us?😩 🥴 😠
Driving a car is fun!!!😀 ✨
Someday there will be self driving sex
yes yes...stop didn't want to write the right word...😂 🤣
Then when sex is banned even I give up 🤷♀️ 😅 😂 🤦♀️ 😜 🤣
#joke #funny #thoughts #mastodon #fediverse #fun #laugh #jokes
For all your #Animal needs
#animals #funny #fun #sign #signs #photography #PhotoMonday #photo #photos #pic #picture #pictures #pics #wtf #foto #fotos #fotographie #photographie
Second Born: I went to wash my car and it’s covered in tree jizz.
The Ethical Skunk.
A book about a skunk who only sprays people who really deserve it.
Boy: "Shit, a skunk."
Skunk: "You're fine. You don't deserve my spray! 👍"
Reporter: "WTF are you talking about?"
Me: "I don't know. I'm well-krunked. 🤷 "
#skunk #ethical #wtf #kava #WellKrunked #joke #humor #funny #dadjoke
Please follow me for much more memes. :3
Find the creator (and name them) in the Reddit comments.
Reddit Furry🦷irl submitted by /u/FixedKarma
Source: https://libreddit.net/r/furry_irl/comments/13tpaen/furryirl/
ImageSearch: https://fuzzysearch.net/#url=https://i.redd.it/7yl49e270j2b1.jpg OR https://yandex.com/images/search?source=collections&url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F7yl49e270j2b1.jpg&rpt=imageview OR https://lens.google.com/uploadbyurl?url=https://i.redd.it/7yl49e270j2b1.jpg
#furry #funny #furrymeme #meme #furrymemes #memes #reddit #public #bot
Not saying we're better just because we have more tree colors, I just think it's funny how nobody knows the other colors.
🍣 🥢 So good reading in Northern Unicorn Films Ltd.'s Bad Sushi, a Writers Guild of America West approved workshop.
Fun, #funny #horror movie set in a #mall. 🧟♂️🧟
Ensemble photo of this Bad Sushi reading:
GP Mckenzie, David August
JE Swainston, Josh Price
Alexis Adkins, Peter R. Feuchtwanger
Christina Auria, Chad Boushell
#fish #BadSushi #acting
#film #movie #feature #script #talent #screenwriter #actors #WGAStrong #SAGAFTRAStrong #DGAStrong
Three Comfy Cows, new to my kitchen collection, hope you enjoy:)
Can Be Purchased Here..https://tina-lecour.pixels.com/featured/three-comfy-cows-tina-lecour.html
#cows #funny #fun #wallart #farming #art #artist #arte #artwork #painting #buyintoart #ayearforart #mastoart #fediart #fedigiftshop #creativetoots #artbooster #animals
ペロペロしたがる同居猫のお手伝いを断ったたぬき猫なのにゃ♪ https://www.meowmoe.com/59287/
#0525harry #cat #cute #funny #neko #pets #UCwGmbNdxTVTO8fugOes-h9A #おもしろい #かわいい #シンガプーラ #ちびうるシンガプーラたぬちびトンキニーズ #トンキニーズ #黒猫
The Ultimate Sacrifice
毛づくろい中のたぬき猫を毛づくろいするシンガプーラなのにゃ♪ https://www.wacoca.com/pets/148929/
#0525harry #cat #cute #funny #neko #pets #UCwGmbNdxTVTO8fugOes-h9A #おもしろい #かわいい #シンガプーラ #ちびうるシンガプーラたぬちびトンキニーズ #トンキニーズ #黒猫
Little bit blown away that me and Bill Barol's podcast "Imagination & Junk" has been included in a top 5 podcasts for creatives list, alongside Marc Maron, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Mike Birbiglia. Wow.
#podcast #creative #funny #marcmaron #julialouisdreyfus #mikebirbiglia #comedypodcast
A meme, posted from ControversyisKey on the r/dankmemes subreddit
https://redd.it/13ttx2a
#meme #memes #funny #dankmemes
Spill Your Guts: Harry Styles & Kendall Jenner https://www.wacoca.com/videos/1751995/global-beauties/
#CBS #celeb #Celebrities #Celebrity #comedian #comedy #Corden #Famous #funny #funnyvideo #Funnyvideos #grossfood #harrykendall #harrystyles #harrystyleshostslatelateshow #harrystyleskendalljenner #harrystylesquestions #Hollywood #humor #JamesCorden #Joke #Jokes #kendall #KendallJenner #kendalljennerquestions #LateLateShow #latenight #latenightshow #spillyourguts #TheLateLateShow #ケンダル・ジェンナー
Katzenworld: How to Prevent Cat Theft and Why it Happens https://katzenworld.co.uk/2023/05/28/how-to-prevent-cat-theft-and-why-it-happens/ #Cats #CatsOfMastodona #Katzenworld #Advice&Tips #katzenworld #katzen #kawaii #funny #katze #cats #cute #pets #cat #ねこ #猫
When you own a small town Dairy Queen, you have to be prepared for anything #funny #smalltown #tennessee
Ivor Cutler - 'Egg Meat' (1961) from the #Album '#WhoToreYourTrousers?'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL_Ro-sDZE4&ab_channel=MoAbouts
#IvorCutler #Cutler #EggMeat #Poem #ShortStory #Poetry #Reading #Funny #Bizarre #Comedy
【TVおもしろ名場面】新垣結衣 沖縄方言を話すガッキー / Japanese Funny TV/ARAGAKI YUI https://www.wacoca.com/videos/1751491/celebrity/
#Celebrities #Celebrity #funny #Funnyvideos #japanese #TV #TVARAGAKI #TVおもしろ名場面新垣結衣 #TV番組 #Vlog #YUI #おもしろ動画 #おもしろ映像 #ガッキー #びっくり #名場面 #新垣結衣 #沖縄方言を話すガッキー #爆笑 #영상짤
That went exactly as planned. Totally meant to do it.
#caturday #cats #cat #catstodon #catsofmastodon #goofball #funny #humour #humor
“Count the money! Count the money!”💰
“Dee-Moe-Nay. Dee-Moe-Nay!”👻
#OldMovies #HistoryOfTheWorldPart1 #HarveyKorman #MelBrooks #ItsGoodToBeTheKing #comedy #funny
The perfect Father's Day gift for a (micro)biologist: a T4 bacteriophage plushie
#fathersday #vatertag #giftideas #present #plushie #toys #saturday #samstag #holiday #funny #humor #justforfun #entertainment #joke #jokes #biology
New video:
The Prime Minister on daytime TV!
Prime Minister Rishi Sunak braves the sofas of daytime TV to make an announcement...
#comedy #funny #satire #parody #RishiSunak
See me live on tour in 2024! https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-matt-green-1421297
Bite into another exciting #caturday!
New video:
Boris Johnson ambushed in Airport!
#Partygate rumbles on...
#comedy #satire #BorisJohnson #scandal #funny #funnyvideos
See me live on tour in 2024! https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-matt-green-1421297
This made me laugh way harder than it had any right to…
Also, it’s genuinely amazingly well put together.
Top comment: “This dropped harder than the economy in 29” 😂
It's a beautiful day outside which means it's a perfect day to sit indoors and find new books to add to my TBR list 😂📚
#books #bookstodon #reading #literature #nonfiction #lol #funny
![Chart of proofreader's Marks [some real some are doodles] - delete, set in italics, set in italy, preferably in rome, insert ellipsis, insert cyclopsis, wrong font, horribly wrong font, atn problem, insert colon, good grief!, add mustache, and a stetson hat, curl mustache, flying mustache, more drama, more hypnosis, insert space, write faster, got bored, played tic-tac-toe, word tornado. By Grant Snyder.](https://assets.toot.cafe/cache/media_attachments/files/110/435/646/284/833/722/small/0445fe08d5b45b87.jpg)
Credit to Port Sherry:
https://portsherry.com/comic/they-can-see-straight-into-your-heart/
One of the good features of Windows, drag and drop!
Circa 1996
#ThrowbackThursday #tech #technology #comic #funny #humour #humor #windows
In the 80s when I first glanced across the term Token Ring in computer magazines, not really reading the articles because networking didn't have much to do with me back at that time, I was reading it as "Tolkien Ring." That's what I thought it was called for a few years, actually.
It sounded way more badass than it actually was.
ONE THREE-BYTE FRAME TO RULE THEM ALL
(There were a few Token Ring networks still in place that we supported when I worked in tech support at UVA back in the mid-90s.)
#networking #vintagecomputing #retrocomputing #networks #JRRTolkien #Tolkien #LoTR #ethernet #funny
![[a person in bed with their feet sticking out from under the blanket]
Person: Whoops the blanket is sideways.
[they turn the blanket 90 degrees]
Person: No wait, now it's sideways?
[they turn it back to the original position and now it covers the whole bed correctly]
Person: HOW?!?](https://assets.toot.cafe/cache/media_attachments/files/110/430/377/029/283/207/small/9192be953609552c.png)
“In the beginning the Universe was created. This had made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.”
― Douglas Adams
Happy Towel Day!
#towelday #towelday2023 #douglasadams #hhgttg #dontpanic #humor #humour #funny
Okay, definitely not drinking anything from that dispenser!
Proofreading: it matters!
#proofreading #writingcommunity #books #editing #funny #weird #signs #humor #humour
Why does this thing exist? (Podcast)
Episode 46: “Gout of the Soul” (with Dave Steele)
Ol' Dave Steele joins our heroes once again for devil summoning, mammary smoking, and phallic footwear courtesy of my mam
Dieser Cartoon ist schon älter, ich selbst mag ihn aber immer noch gern, weil die Situation so absurd ist.
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#acdc #acdcforever #acdcfans #acdcthunderstruck #thunderstruck #rock #hardrock #panne #pannendienst #missverständnisse #gegendenstrich #funny #humor #cartoon #comics
Thanks for clarifying
#funny #funnypics #fun #photography #photo #Photomonday #photos #pic #picture #pictures #foto #wtf #fotografie #fotograf #pics #picture
![[a child is showing their drawing to their parent]
Child: Look at my drawing!
Parent: Hey this is great! But why is the sun wearing sunglasses? Hmm? What is the sun shielding its eyes from?
Child: You've got it backwards. The sun predates humans. It was wearing those glasses before we existed. We fashioned our glasses out of crude plastics in a cheap facsimile of the greatness that is the sun. We wish to be that cool but will never reach even a fraction of that potential.
[the child snatches the drawing out of the stunned parent’s hand]](https://cdn.masto.host/frontendsocial/cache/media_attachments/files/110/418/777/955/017/560/small/4b9410572061aa1f.png)
The work in progress is neither working nor progressing.
#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #writing #writingcommunity #books #humor #humour #funny #wip
Sleepy
Sleep is for quitters, Doc
#comic #webcomic #sleep #tired #mastoart #comicstrip #alarminglybad #funny
"pesky anxiety"
#cartoon #funny #notFunny #meme #war #anxiety #mentalHealth #SocietyisBroken
Your lack of num nums disturbs me.
#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny #starwars #darthvader
COMIC VIDEO: GabaGuild
Formerly Rent-A-Tony’s
#comic #comicvideo #mastoart #alarminglybad #voiceover #WebComic #funny #video
I'm going on Tour!
My national tour is heading across the UK in 2024. I'm hoping to add more dates over the summer (as long as these dates sell OK!) so if I'm not coming near you please watch this space!
https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/matt-green-tickets/artist/2090153
#comedy #LiveComedy #funny #tourshow #liveshow #satire #standup #standupcomedy
#TheMetalDogArticleList
#MetalInjection
10 Greatest Metal & Rock Cameos On The Simpsons
From Metallica to "Weird" Al Yankovic.
https://metalinjection.net/lists/10-greatest-metal-rock-cameos-on-the-simpsons
#MetalRock #TheSimpsons #Cameo #10Greatest #TopLists #Music #CultClassic #Funny #Iconic
