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#GeekHumor

Pusher Of Pixels
1 week ago

@JenWithGravy
Geek Humor:

gawk, unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep

#GeekHumor #Humor

der.hans
2 months ago

kidling just tried to do a 'dull-upgrade', a somewhat accurate typo for debian :)

#GeekHumor

der.hans
2 months ago

gif is pronounced with a hard g like graphics

Do not poke the peanut butter cabal

# BigPeanutButter #GeekHumor

Ertain
2 months ago

I'm surprised that this repository doesn't also come with a fork of the `finger` command. #Github #JokeRepo #GeekHumor

https://github.com/ferd/my-finger

der.hans
2 months ago

I copied bash into /inc to create a shell company.

#GeekHumor

Hank G ☑️
3 months ago
Punsteria
3 months ago

"Why don't electronics go out in the sun? They don't want to blow a fuse and get too 'charged'! 😂 #pun #joke #JustTechThings #GeekHumor #TechPuns"
https://punsteria.com/electronics-puns/

der.hans
3 months ago

Do emacs users remap the facebook button to meta?

#meta #metameta #emacsmeta #GeekHumor less

der.hans
3 months ago

do emacsers remap the facebook button to meta?

#GeeklyMindsWantToKnow #GeekHumor

Hank G ☑️
4 months ago
I know I’m in the minority that likes the song and intro to Enterprise. I still found this funny seeing it again in a chat just now :) #scifi #StarTrek #GeekHumor #humor
six cells of screenshots from the Robin Hood TNG episode with Ward and Geordi dressed up like merry men. Geordi is strumming a mandolin getting starting lyrics “It’s been a long road…” and then Ward is grabbing instrument and smashing it.
Hank G ☑️
4 months ago
I plugged myself into the Matrix! Seriously though this level of integration with Apple Watch, Apple Health, and the Apple Fitness system is what I was expecting when I heard Peloton did this. Maybe the app kind of does but not really. All the live heart rate data is coming from the watch. All of the workout metrics are going into the fitness app on the watch. It’s now all in Apple Health. All of this was over Bluetooth too. Oh yeah so that means I was successful in getting my perfect grade on workouts on my first day of this trip. #fitness #apple #AppleWatch #geekhumor
Matrix elliptical machine in the middle of a workout showing the live biometric data graphs on the bottom and a scenary view for the majority of the screen.
Hank G ☑️
5 months ago

I'm pretty sure I saw this before but it had been long enough I am not 100% sure. Anyway enjoy...

#StarWars #humor #geekhumor

Two photos stacked vertically. Top photo has bagels shaped like yoda with the caption 'yoda bagels'. Bottom photo is of a burnt bagel with the caption 'Anakin bagels'.
PJ Coffey
5 months ago

@muskrat_john

Let's see:
#DorkTower #TTRPG #Comic #GeekHumor (and #GeekHumour ) would be general #.

You can probably tag the autoboosting group @ttrpg which boosts everything it's tagged in with globe privacy.

Thanks for being here by the way. I really like your comics. 😀

Hank G ☑️
5 months ago
As seen on the high way :) Love it! #GeekHumor #dnd #DungeonsAndDragons
Photo of a license plate that reads “DND DM”
Frank
6 months ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Udi2gMhju4&list=TLPQMjMwMzIwMjPvhtsD_Ks_Bw&index=4

A bunch of Dementors fuck with the wrong Harry, and Voldy proves he's an idiot, because he just had to fuck around and find out

#geek #HarryDresden #HarryPotter #Humor #Comedy #GeekHumor

Rich Campoamor
6 months ago

Why were the Romans of all people wary of Eclipse, Netbeans, Visual Studio and IntelliJ? "Beware the march of IDEs" indeed.

Wait, what?

#geekhumor

Hank G ☑️
7 months ago
Photo of Spoke making the “live long and prosper” hand sign captioned.

“Don’t play with super glue” - Dr Spock
Marco Siccardi
7 months ago

That face with that number… 🫣😂

#Duolingo #GeekHumor

Duolingo Widget showing a count of 404 and a somewhat angry Duo…

@hankg It's sad because it is true
#Humor #geekhumor #devhumor

Hank G ☑️
8 months ago
It's funny because it is true.

xkcd.com/2730/
#geekhumor #devhumor #humor
Two cells with a woman speaking to coworker, 
First Cell Titled: How to ensure your code is never reused
Dialog reads: It took some extra work to build, but now we'll be able to use it for all our future projects

Second cell titled: How to ensure your code lives forever
Dialog reads: Let's not overthink i; If this code is still in use *that* far in tho future, we'll have bigger problems.
Hank G ☑️
8 months ago
Four panel Oatmeal cartoon titled “Reaching people on the internet“
Panel #1 Titled “How it used to be:“
Guy pointing to his “Matt's website“ “house“ saying to a crowd “Come on over! I've got some neat stuff here.

Pane #2 Titled “What happened:"
Huge skyscraper Facebook building nextdoor to his little house. The Facebook building has a digital billboard over the door that reads “Welcome new active users!“ The same guy saying to the crowd, “Actually, follow me over there. It'll be easier for us to reach each other.“

Panel #3 Titled “Where we're at now“
Facebook building's sign now reads “Door locks ENGAGED.“ The guy pointing at his house shouting to the Facebook building, “Hey. I made some new stuff. Can you show it to my followers?“

Panel #4 
Sign on Facebook building now reads “PROMOTION! Boost this post for $10,000 and reach a fraction of your followers!" The guy now exclaims, “Fuck.“
Hank G ☑️
8 months ago
Sorry this was too good not to share as a first class post lol. H/t @davidgerard #geekhumor #devhumor #humor
Screenshot of a tweet by Twitter user @jzux  that reads: “hey boy are you an Al image generator? because you don't really know what you're doing with those fingers”
der.hans
8 months ago

security training is a side-loading PDF

( right and left for next and previous page rather than up and down scrolling )

#GeekHumor

Rev. Eric Burrows-Stone ⳨
8 months ago

🤣 #geekhumor #funny

Originally saw this on Facebook (posted by: the Science Nerds)

Hank G ☑️
8 months ago
Test post with new image stored in the default Wall Photos library that has ALT-text without any punctuation #humor #geekhumor #devhumor
Cooking monster exclaiming DELETE COOKIES in horror
Hank G ☑️
8 months ago
Hank G ☑️
8 months ago
Fake text conversation between two people...
P1: "Hey what's your address"
P2: "173.168.15.10"
P1: "No man. Your local address."
P2: "127.0.0.1"
P1: "Oh you geeky nerd!!! I mean your physical address."
P2: "29:01:38:52:31:58"
Hank G ☑️
9 months ago
This is too damn funny. LOL #humor #geekhumor #devhumor #TheOnion #BreakingNews Facebook HQ is on lockdown after Mark Zuckerberg's avatar broke out of the Metaverse www.theonion.com/facebook-hq-o…
Hank G ☑️
9 months ago
Meme with Wolf on top and two costumer up dogs on the bottom. 

The caption over the wolf reads: “Maybe I’ll get some food at that campfire…what’s the worst that could happen?” 

The caption over top do the dogs: “10,000 years later.”
Geert Bevin
9 months ago

OMG, there's a 418 HTTP status code and it's called "I'm a teapot", so the server can't brew coffee!!!!

https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/HTTP/Status/418

#humor #codinghumor #geekhumor #http

Screenshot of MDN docs about HTTP status code 418.
Hank G ☑️
9 months ago
Cartoon of people being shown the room of a house by a realtor with a giant hole in the floor that looks like the night sky. Caption: “Of course, the real charm of the place is that hole in the space-time continuum.”
der.hans
9 months ago

named[666] is perhaps unsurprising in some quarters

#GeekHumor

Hank G ☑️
10 months ago
Best nativity scene ever! #Christmas #Holiday #GeekHumor
T.B. Cristão :verified:
10 months ago

Better to be a dweeb than a dunce. #Wisdomoftheday 🤓

#mastodon #geekhumor #geeksofmastodon

Jack Groundhog 📷📸
10 months ago

I dream of changing my last name to the fine Serbian surname Panić, joining Space Force’s #cyberspace delta, and advancing to OF-4 or OF-5 rank.
#linux #unix #geekhumor #geekdadjoke #ussf #nggyu

That Blair Guy
10 months ago

get it in the But you might wrong order.

I have a joke about race conditions.

#Programming #GeekHumor #Humor

Hank G ☑️
10 months ago
This whole Twitter experience has been giving me Office Space + Silicon Valley vibes (after they would have way jumped the shark anyway). I'm glad someone made this meme. I'm also glad I wasn't sipping anything at the time lol. #TechMeme #GeekHumor #MuskRuinedTwitter #TwitterMigration #BillionairesShouldNotExist
Hank G ☑️
10 months ago
This is especially true with the "it'll be easier to just write the whole thing over again" mantra. #DevHumor #GeekHumor #programming
Hank G ☑️
10 months ago
People who don't do software development or software support probably won't get this but... #devhumor #geekhumor
Hank G ☑️
11 months ago
Hank G ☑️
11 months ago
Last one for the night. Getting a dig at the Chief Twit. #halloween #costume #humor #StarTrekHumor #geekhumor #MuskIsADick #BillionairesShouldNotExist
Hank G ☑️
1 year ago
Hank G ☑️
1 year ago
Hank G ☑️
1 year ago
Yup. Even "the good ones" have, especially once they got monopoly or duopoly level status with mass adoption. It's almost like there is a formula or something. And yes, look at the business models being presented for AI and metaverse platforms and it makes the already horrible era of surveillance capitalism look quaint but with ads on top to boost. #geekhumor #devhumor #DeleteBigTech
Hank G ☑️
1 year ago
For the record I am still using an iPhone 11 and don't see any need to upgrade yet from that even. #geekhumor #apple
Hank G ☑️
1 year ago
Honest Ads Comedy: If Cryptocurrency Was Honest #humor #geekhumor #devhumor #cryptoskeptic #crypto youtu.be/GUs5y9leCyA
Hank G ☑️
1 year ago
FLOX Advocate
4 years ago

@volt4ire if it's CGI, shouldn't it be Ghost in the Perl?

#GeekHumor