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When you are assigned at the last minute by your big city job to spend Christmas week at a rustic lodge on an idyllic mountain, be prepared to fall hopelessly in love with the innkeep and marry on New Years.
Oh, and while we're at it Rhett...just because Prissy "don't know nuthin' 'bout birthin' no babies" does not make her a simple minded darkie.
She's just not trained to be a midwife.
Show some respect, man!
Joel, please, think real hard about taking this Job at Gizmonic Institute!
Hey Cat's in the Cradle dad - put your work aside for 15 minutes and play ball with your kid! ⚾
#GiveASongBookOrShowCharacterAdvice
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#HashItOut
When you graduate from Starfleet Academy, and they offer you an assignment on the Constitution I class USS Enterprise (NCC-1701), do not let them assign you a red shirt. #GiveASongBookOrShowCharacterAdvice #HashtagGames
Fergawdsakes, Meredith, Derek loves you; and life is (very) short. Get over yourself already.
#GiveASongBookOrShowCharacterAdvice
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#GreysAnatomy
When someone tells you it's all quiet on the western front, you can bet it's not.
Take some responsibility. Don't blame it on the boogie.
There are definitely easier ways than rolling 500 miles x 2 to fall down at your door.
If you have a a rabbit and hang out with a psycho woman, you may be in for boiled bunny.
Great expectations are overrated Pip.
Victoria, Barnabas is a vampire! He's got designs on making you one, too. Run, girl!
#GiveASongBookOrShowCharacterAdvice
#HashtagGames
#giveasongbookorshowcharacteradvice
#hashtaggames
Suggest that any good looking young black dude and any ditzy hot young female think twice before going upstairs or down to the basement in any horror movie ever made...
#giveasongbookorshowcharacteradvice
#hashtaggames
I would recommend that Robert Thorn, in the movie Soylent Green, adopt a vegan diet before getting too deep into the storyline...
George Santos, fictional congressman, tell the truth or go away. Actually, go away no matter what. And don’t come back with a new name, new dog, and new SSN.
Alice, you don’t *have* to follow directions. In fact, don’t. Put that down. Don’t eat it or drink it.
Maybe have two bottles of lotion: One to keep in the creepy murder pit and one to keep on your craft table.
Attend the desert pre-crossing mixer and wear a name tag.
#HorseWithNoName or is he?
#GiveAdviceToASongBookOrShowCharacter
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LAAA LAAA
Need-Some-More-Words
In the LAAA LAAA refrain
LAAA LAAA
borderline insane
trauma on the collect-tive
LAAA LAAA brain
#HorseWithNoName
#GiveASongBookOrShowCharacterAdvice
#HashtagGames
h/t @noondlyt
Don Draper, maybe some T-blockers are in order?
@moliver Bobby McFerrin, is it acceptable if I do actually worry a little bit? It's fine to suggest that I should just be happy but I'm just not entirely comfortable about the thing I'm worrying about.
Now I'm worried about asking.
Are you sure you wanna be sedated? Low energy is not punk.
Regresaba a casa después de jugar la final de la copa mundial contra los de la otra cuadra, listo para ver otro capítulo de Dinosaurios 🥹
#ÉramosFelicesYNoSabíamos
#EveryBodyWasDoingThisInThe90s #HashtagGames
You can never pack enough, but make do with what you have.
#GiveASongBookOrShowCharacterAdvice
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Jimmy Buffett, put an AirTag on your salt shaker.
Woah dude - idk maybe it's time to #DeleteTwitter & #joinmastodon
Dr. Bruce Banner ✌️
Rick, it's great that you'll never give her up, or let her down, or run around and desert her. But really, that's the bare minimum, isn't it. Try buying some flowers.
Ed, just shut up, shut the F* UP!
You've gotten me in enough trouble. Everybody I tell about you thinks I'm insane.
Time For 9 o'clock #HashtagGames hosted by @paul
#GiveASongBookOrShowCharacterAdvice
How to play: Write something awesome, Use the Hashtag, Toot/Post and Repeat!
'Show' includes movies, TV, plays, etc. Include who the character you are giving advice to is. Please boost.
Specific brand names like "Blockbuster" can be genericized. It's about the spirit, not the letter.
I've got 0 or 1. I may or may not have sent any faxes.
Thank you Samantha Stevens for letting me believe in magic, but also to let me know it's not necessary to use your powers for magical things to happen.
Horse With No Name & Buggy
Thankyouandgoodnight!
#HorseWithNoName
#EverybodyWasDoingThisInThe90s
#EverybodyWasDoingThisInThe1890s
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Obsessively dialing in to the internet to check for replies to a message you sent to the newsgroup.
Sometimes, often times, the connection attempts failed and looped, and you cursed at the modem while the dog looked at you like you lost your mind.
It took you 4 minutes to connect, less than a minute to check and then log off.
Texting our friends with T9 like gods
#EveryBodyWasDoingThisInThe90s
#HashtagGames
Remembering phone numbers.
Saying "ASL?" in chat rooms
Using Netscape Browser
Cuffing their acid-washed jeans so tight their feet never really had a chance
#EveryBodyWasDoingThisInThe90s
#ExceptMeIWouldNeverDoThat
#AbsolutelyNever
#HashtagGames
Coming up with a funny voice mail message.
*On a side note I am sad that we no longer really do this, now we don't really even set a voicemail and if we do it might as well be the generic one.
ignoring the fuck out of Donald Trump
Having huge Map Books or Atlas's in the car for long road trips.
Using a TV Guide to plan your TV watching.
Having a little phone book you put everyone's numbers in.
reading Computer SHOPPER like it was the goddamn BIBLE
GALLOPING away from a SPACE MARINE who is giddily WIELDING A CHAINSAW
on a #HorseWithNoName
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you see I've been <<<AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORRRLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORRRLD>>> on a horse with no name
#EveryBodyWasDoingThisInThe90s
#HashtagGames
#HorseWithNoName
Making mix-tapes by recording off the radio.
Using the phone book, and on that same note getting new phone books at your door every year.
Buying the same albums on CDs that you already had on vinyl and possibly also on cassettes.
Having home electronics that were not always spying on you.
pretending the 80s never happened
In case you're wondering, I'm stalling⬅️👀...
#HorseWithNoName
#EverbodyWasDoingThisInThe90s
#HashtagGames
@dannotdaniel Trying out the latest DOOM mods, like the one that made the setting look like your office, or the one that turned the monsters into Barney, or the one that made the monsters sound like Ned Flanders
Being happy with a 24-in tube TV.
"Finding the chainsaw" in DOOM 🤩
#EveryBodyWasDoingThisInThe90s
#HashtagGames
* guitar courtesy of 331EROCK 🎸 🔥 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e87YFaWdiaE
Uploading the best wallpaper and a sweet UNDER CONSTRUCTION gif for your World Wide Web Homepage at 14.4KB/S
Beanie Babies - the precursor to NFTs.
Stressing about Y2K computer concerns. #EverybodyWasDoingThisInThe90s #HashtagGames
"Get off the internet, I need to make a phone call."
Peeing yourself just a bit at the movie theater when this rattled your bladder:
Time For 9 o'clock #HashtagGames hosted by @paul
Time to pull out the time capsule. Let's play
#EveryBodyWasDoingThisInThe90s
#HashtagGames
How to play: Write something awesome, Use the Hashtag, Toot/Post and Repeat!
Thank you, Captain Kirk, for always including expendables in your landing party, so we'd know immediately that none of the cool characters were gonna die.
Thank you, Ford F-150 "Lightning" - for not actually being available for actual purchase to expose my failure to get on the wait-list way back whenever
#ThankAFictionalCharacter
#HashTagGames
Thank you Doctor Zachary Smith for warning us well in advance about the perils and dangers of robotic and artificial intelligence...
Thank you, Pinhead, for showing us that you can still strive to maintain composure, even when your head is being used as a pin cushion.
#ThankAFictionalCharacter
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