Masthash

#HashtagGames

When you are assigned at the last minute by your big city job to spend Christmas week at a rustic lodge on an idyllic mountain, be prepared to fall hopelessly in love with the innkeep and marry on New Years.

#everyHallmarkmovie

#GiveASongBookOrShowCharacterAdvice #HashtagGames

DrewC
2 hours ago

Oh, and while we're at it Rhett...just because Prissy "don't know nuthin' 'bout birthin' no babies" does not make her a simple minded darkie.

She's just not trained to be a midwife.

Show some respect, man!

#GiveASongBookOrShowCharacterAdvice
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IโคKITTENS
3 hours ago

Joel, please, think real hard about taking this Job at Gizmonic Institute!

#hashtaggames
#giveasongbookorshowcharacteradvice
#mst3k

Jason Didner
6 hours ago

Hey Cat's in the Cradle dad - put your work aside for 15 minutes and play ball with your kid! โšพ

#GiveASongBookOrShowCharacterAdvice
#HashtagGames
#HashItOut

Fredrik Graver
10 hours ago

When you graduate from Starfleet Academy, and they offer you an assignment on the Constitution I class USS Enterprise (NCC-1701), do not let them assign you a red shirt. #GiveASongBookOrShowCharacterAdvice #HashtagGames

Evelyn
10 hours ago

Fergawdsakes, Meredith, Derek loves you; and life is (very) short. Get over yourself already.

#GiveASongBookOrShowCharacterAdvice
#HashtagGames
#GreysAnatomy

Roger Cohen
10 hours ago

When someone tells you it's all quiet on the western front, you can bet it's not.

#giveasongbookorshowcharacteradvice
#HashtagGames

Roger Cohen
10 hours ago

Take some responsibility. Don't blame it on the boogie.

#giveasongbookorshowcharacteradvice
#HashtagGames

Roger Cohen
10 hours ago

There are definitely easier ways than rolling 500 miles x 2 to fall down at your door.

#giveasongbookorshowcharacteradvice
#HashtagGames

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otXGqU4LBEI

Roger Cohen
11 hours ago

If you have a a rabbit and hang out with a psycho woman, you may be in for boiled bunny.

#GiveASongBookOrShowCharacterAdvice
#HashtagGames

Roger Cohen
11 hours ago

Great expectations are overrated Pip.

#GiveASongBookOrShowCharacterAdvice
#HashtagGames

Victoria, Barnabas is a vampire! He's got designs on making you one, too. Run, girl!
#GiveASongBookOrShowCharacterAdvice
#HashtagGames

#giveasongbookorshowcharacteradvice
#hashtaggames

Suggest that any good looking young black dude and any ditzy hot young female think twice before going upstairs or down to the basement in any horror movie ever made...

#giveasongbookorshowcharacteradvice
#hashtaggames

I would recommend that Robert Thorn, in the movie Soylent Green, adopt a vegan diet before getting too deep into the storyline...

George Santos, fictional congressman, tell the truth or go away. Actually, go away no matter what. And donโ€™t come back with a new name, new dog, and new SSN.

#GiveASongBookOrShowCharacterAdvice

#HashtagGames

Alice, you donโ€™t *have* to follow directions. In fact, donโ€™t. Put that down. Donโ€™t eat it or drink it.

#GiveASongBookOrShowCharacterAdvice

#HashtagGames

LAUREN
14 hours ago

Maybe have two bottles of lotion: One to keep in the creepy murder pit and one to keep on your craft table.

#GiveAdviceToASongBookOrShowCharacter
#HashtagGames

LAUREN
14 hours ago

Attend the desert pre-crossing mixer and wear a name tag.

#HorseWithNoName or is he?
#GiveAdviceToASongBookOrShowCharacter
#HashtagGames

A blue and white name tag sticker.
แดš uษแ—ก
16 hours ago

๐ŸŽถ
LAAA LAAA
Need-Some-More-Words
In the LAAA LAAA refrain

LAAA LAAA
borderline insane
trauma on the collect-tive
LAAA LAAA brain

#HorseWithNoName
#GiveASongBookOrShowCharacterAdvice
#HashtagGames

h/t @noondlyt

Shelli๐ŸŒฑLea
16 hours ago

Don Draper, maybe some T-blockers are in order?

#GiveASongBookOrShowCharacterAdvice
#HashtagGames
#HashItOut

@moliver Bobby McFerrin, is it acceptable if I do actually worry a little bit? It's fine to suggest that I should just be happy but I'm just not entirely comfortable about the thing I'm worrying about.

Now I'm worried about asking.

#GiveASongBookOrShowCharacterAdvice
#HashtagGames

Timothy Andrew
17 hours ago

Are you sure you wanna be sedated? Low energy is not punk.

#GiveASongBookOrShowCharacterAdvice
#HashtagGames

https://youtu.be/V4RQsPECTdM

Regresaba a casa despuรฉs de jugar la final de la copa mundial contra los de la otra cuadra, listo para ver otro capรญtulo de Dinosaurios ๐Ÿฅน

#ร‰ramosFelicesYNoSabรญamos
#EveryBodyWasDoingThisInThe90s #HashtagGames

Ray*mond Li*terally
17 hours ago

You can never pack enough, but make do with what you have.

#GiveASongBookOrShowCharacterAdvice
#HashtagGames

sezduck :clubtwit:
17 hours ago

#GiveASongBookOrShowCharacterAdvice
#HashtagGames

Jimmy Buffett, put an AirTag on your salt shaker.

แดš uษแ—ก
17 hours ago

Woah dude - idk maybe it's time to #DeleteTwitter & #joinmastodon
Dr. Bruce Banner โœŒ๏ธ

#GiveASongBookOrShowCharacterAdvice
#HashtagGames

the incredible hulk in a rage
Bruce Heerssen
17 hours ago

Rick, it's great that you'll never give her up, or let her down, or run around and desert her. But really, that's the bare minimum, isn't it. Try buying some flowers.

#GiveASongBookOrShowCharacterAdvice

#HashtagGames

DrewC
17 hours ago

Ed, just shut up, shut the F* UP!

You've gotten me in enough trouble. Everybody I tell about you thinks I'm insane.

#GiveASongBookOrShowCharacterAdvice
#HashtagGames

9 o'clock Hashtag Games
17 hours ago

Time For 9 o'clock #HashtagGames hosted by @paul

#GiveASongBookOrShowCharacterAdvice

#HashtagGames

How to play: Write something awesome, Use the Hashtag, Toot/Post and Repeat!

'Show' includes movies, TV, plays, etc. Include who the character you are giving advice to is. Please boost.

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rainey ๐ŸŒป
1 day ago

Specific brand names like "Blockbuster" can be genericized. It's about the spirit, not the letter.

I've got 0 or 1. I may or may not have sent any faxes.

#GenerationGames
#NeverHaveIEver
#HashtagGames

Never Have I Ever:
Retro Edition

Give yourself 1 point for each thing you've NEVER done.

1. Used a rotary phone.
2. Used a floppy disc.
3. Used a typewriter.
4. Taken photos with a film camera.
5. Listened to music on a CD.
6. Listened to a cassette tape.
7. Listened to a vinyl record.
8. Listened to music on a Walkman.
9. Listened to music on a boombox.
10. Watched a video from a VHS tape.
11. Sent or received a fax.
12. Recorded music from radio to cassette tape.
13. Rented a video from Blockbuster.
14. Accessed the internet by dial-up.
15. Used a phone book.
16. Sent a postcard.
17. Used a paper map to get somewhere.
18. Owned a dictionary.
19. Owned an encyclopedia.
20. Paid with a paper check.
Jo Jitsu
1 day ago

Thank you Samantha Stevens for letting me believe in magic, but also to let me know it's not necessary to use your powers for magical things to happen.

#ThankAFictionalCharacter #hashtaggames

LAUREN
2 days ago
A young girl and her dog in a buggy drawn by a horse circa 1890s.
Paul Chambers
2 days ago

Obsessively dialing in to the internet to check for replies to a message you sent to the newsgroup.

Sometimes, often times, the connection attempts failed and looped, and you cursed at the modem while the dog looked at you like you lost your mind.

It took you 4 minutes to connect, less than a minute to check and then log off.

#EverybodyWasDoingThisInThe90s
#HashtagGames

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPcX5Qddr3E

chris actually
2 days ago

Texting our friends with T9 like gods

#EveryBodyWasDoingThisInThe90s
#HashtagGames

Sisko Urso
2 days ago

Saying "ASL?" in chat rooms

#EveryBodyWasDoingThisInThe90sโ€‹
#HashtagGamesโ€‹

Jonathan Lamothe
2 days ago
Making sure the TV was set to channel 3
#EverybodyWasDoingThisInThe90s
#HashtagGames
Sisko Urso
2 days ago

Using Netscape Browser

#EveryBodyWasDoingThisInThe90sโ€‹
#HashtagGamesโ€‹

แดš uษแ—ก
2 days ago

Cuffing their acid-washed jeans so tight their feet never really had a chance

#EveryBodyWasDoingThisInThe90s
#ExceptMeIWouldNeverDoThat
#AbsolutelyNever
#HashtagGames

Sisko Urso
2 days ago

Coming up with a funny voice mail message.

*On a side note I am sad that we no longer really do this, now we don't really even set a voicemail and if we do it might as well be the generic one.

#EveryBodyWasDoingThisInThe90sโ€‹
#HashtagGamesโ€‹

แดš uษแ—ก
2 days ago

ignoring the fuck out of Donald Trump

#EveryBodyWasDoingThisInThe90s
#HashtagGames

Sisko Urso
2 days ago

Having huge Map Books or Atlas's in the car for long road trips.

#EveryBodyWasDoingThisInThe90sโ€‹
#HashtagGamesโ€‹

Sisko Urso
2 days ago

Using a TV Guide to plan your TV watching.

#EveryBodyWasDoingThisInThe90sโ€‹
#HashtagGamesโ€‹

Sisko Urso
2 days ago

Having a little phone book you put everyone's numbers in.

#EveryBodyWasDoingThisInThe90sโ€‹
#HashtagGamesโ€‹

แดš uษแ—ก
2 days ago

reading Computer SHOPPER like it was the goddamn BIBLE

#EveryBodyWasDoingThisInThe90s
#HashtagGames

แดš uษแ—ก
2 days ago

GALLOPING away from a SPACE MARINE who is giddily WIELDING A CHAINSAW
on a #HorseWithNoName

#EveryBodyWasDoingThisInThe90s
#HashtagGames

Venita
2 days ago
Homey D. Clown in action
แดš uษแ—ก
2 days ago

๐ŸŽถ
you see I've been <<<AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORRRLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORRRLD>>> on a horse with no name

#EveryBodyWasDoingThisInThe90s
#HashtagGames
#HorseWithNoName

rainey ๐ŸŒป
2 days ago

Making mix-tapes by recording off the radio.

#EveryBodyWasDoingThisInThe90s
#HashtagGames

Sisko Urso
2 days ago

Using the phone book, and on that same note getting new phone books at your door every year.

#EveryBodyWasDoingThisInThe90sโ€‹
#HashtagGamesโ€‹

Jonathan Lamothe
2 days ago
Reading the newly released Sherlock Holmes stories
#EverybodyWasDoingThisInThe1890s
#HashtagGames
Reay Jespersen
2 days ago

Buying the same albums on CDs that you already had on vinyl and possibly also on cassettes.

#EverybodyWasDoingThisInThe90s
#HashtagGames

Jason
2 days ago

Having home electronics that were not always spying on you.

#EveryBodyWasDoingThisInThe90sโ€‹
#HashtagGamesโ€‹

แดš uษแ—ก
2 days ago

pretending the 80s never happened

#EveryBodyWasDoingThisInThe90s
#HashtagGames

LAUREN
2 days ago

In case you're wondering, I'm stallingโฌ…๏ธ๐Ÿ‘€...

#HorseWithNoName
#EverbodyWasDoingThisInThe90s
#HashtagGames

Pam Phillips
2 days ago

@dannotdaniel Trying out the latest DOOM mods, like the one that made the setting look like your office, or the one that turned the monsters into Barney, or the one that made the monsters sound like Ned Flanders

#EveryBodyWasDoingThisInThe90sโ€‹
#HashtagGamesโ€‹

Jason
2 days ago

Being happy with a 24-in tube TV.

#EveryBodyWasDoingThisInThe90sโ€‹
#HashtagGamesโ€‹

แดš uษแ—ก
2 days ago

"Finding the chainsaw" in DOOM ๐Ÿคฉ

#EveryBodyWasDoingThisInThe90s
#HashtagGames

* guitar courtesy of 331EROCK ๐ŸŽธ ๐Ÿ”ฅ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e87YFaWdiaE

แดš uษแ—ก
2 days ago

Uploading the best wallpaper and a sweet UNDER CONSTRUCTION gif for your World Wide Web Homepage at 14.4KB/S

#EveryBodyWasDoingThisInThe90s
#HashtagGames

LAUREN
2 days ago

Beanie Babies - the precursor to NFTs.

#EveryBodyWasDoingThisInThe90s
#HashtagGames

BeePS
2 days ago

Stressing about Y2K computer concerns.โ€ฉ#EverybodyWasDoingThisInThe90sโ€จ#HashtagGames

Paul Chambers
2 days ago

"Get off the internet, I need to make a phone call."

#EverybodyWasDoingThisInThe90s
#HashtagGames

Shelli๐ŸŒฑLea
2 days ago

Peeing yourself just a bit at the movie theater when this rattled your bladder:

#EveryBodyWasDoingThisInThe90s
#HashtagGames

9 o'clock Hashtag Games
2 days ago

Time For 9 o'clock #HashtagGames hosted by @paul
Time to pull out the time capsule. Let's play

#EveryBodyWasDoingThisInThe90s
#HashtagGames

How to play: Write something awesome, Use the Hashtag, Toot/Post and Repeat!

Poster Meme announcing New Game

Featured image, large blue hashTag and 90 bright, pastel comic type icon meme

Text:
 9 o'clock Hashtag

How to play: Write something awesome, Use the Hashtag, Toot/Post and Repeat!

Hashtag Games on Mastodon and the entire Fediverse.

 hosted by @paul@OldFriends.Live

#EveryBodyWasDoingThisInThe90s
Every Night, 9PM EST, 6PM PT / 2AM BST
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InSearchOf
2 days ago

Thank you, Captain Kirk, for always including expendables in your landing party, so we'd know immediately that none of the cool characters were gonna die.

#thankafictionalcharacter
#HashtagGames #HashItOut
#startrek

แดš uษแ—ก
3 days ago

Thank you, Ford F-150 "Lightning" - for not actually being available for actual purchase to expose my failure to get on the wait-list way back whenever

#ThankAFictionalCharacter
#HashtagGames

#ThankAFictionalCharacter
#HashTagGames

Thank you Doctor Zachary Smith for warning us well in advance about the perils and dangers of robotic and artificial intelligence...

Doctor Zachary Smith and the Robot from Lost In Space.

Thank you, Pinhead, for showing us that you can still strive to maintain composure, even when your head is being used as a pin cushion.
#ThankAFictionalCharacterโ€‹
#HashTagGames