#HephalumpWorld
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A cold morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol.
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.
Today's agenda: Same as it ever was.
Also, I think that's enough BS for now. Lemme snuggle back into #HephalumpWorld...
Y'all smell better, too.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A snowy morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. I have yet to feed the kittys. It's still too early, but I'm awake, so they're expecting it soon.
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.
Today's agenda: First appointment at the new doctor.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A cold, wet morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Ice limes the puddles, and wets fall from the sky. Kittys are fed, but are being buttmunches.
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.
Today's agenda: Try to get into the Christmas spirit... Yeah, right.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
Another icy morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol.
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.
Today's agenda: As little as possible. Long journeys with much on foot time take their toll. It's a lovely day.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A icy morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are eating.
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.
Today's agenda: A journey to Frankfurt.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
Not feelin' it. Gotta feed the cats.
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.
Today's agenda: Impress the ladies.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A ice cold morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace Kittys are fed and on patrol.
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.
Today's agenda: More medical stuff as I move away from/file a complaint against my ex-doctor.
Happy Thanksgiving to those who celebrate.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A cold, sunny morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol.
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.
Today's agenda: Look for a new Hausarzt. I woke up still furious over yesterday; a formal complaint to medical assoc is in order.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A dreary, but dry, morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed, except for Pussy, who's nowhere to be found.
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.
Today's agenda: Downtown. Downtown.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A cool, but surprisingly clear morn here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol, except for Emma, who's being an asshole again.
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.
Today's agenda: Eat more fruit.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A cool morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace.it looks like the sun might peek through in a while! Kittys are fed, except for Emma, who's being persnickity.
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.
Today's agenda: Robot dance party!
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A frosty morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and off doing kitty things.
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.
Today's agenda: is entirely dependant on if I manage to lure you within arm's reach...
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A cool, cloudy morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. I miss sunshine. Kittys are fed and on patrol.
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.
Today's agenda: Same as it ever was.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
Another cold, cloudy morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol.
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.
Today's agenda: Off to Oz.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A cool, cloudy morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. I spent time looking for my glasses. 🙄 I was wearing them. Kittys are fed and on patrol.
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.
Today's agenda: You kids. Go make trouble. I'll pack you a lunch.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
Another cold morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys have been fed and a giant game of grab-ass is being engaged in by all. It's madness.
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.
Today's agenda: A farewell to mom.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A damp morn here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Wets have fallen, and more wets threaten. Kittys are fed and off doing kitty things.
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.
Today's agenda: Play tour guide.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A cold but dry morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol.
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.
Today's agenda: Prepare for mom. Here I am, a grown ass 63yo man, fearing a visit from mom. SMH. My nerves!
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A bright morning, for a change, here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Still cold, tho. Kittys are fed and on patrol.
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.
Today's agenda: My mom is visiting tomorrow. I must prepare.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A cool morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. I see patches of blue!? Kittys are fed and on patrol.
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.
Today's agenda: adventures await.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A cold, damp morn here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are being persnickity about their food, and I gotta play traffic cop.
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.
Today's agenda: ?
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
Another day at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol.
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.
Today's agenda: Continue in my ongoing quest to lure you within arm's reach. I have plans for you.
*whistles innocently*
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A cold, dark morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed, tho I don't know who ate Pussy's.
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.
Today's agenda: Find the emergency exit.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
Another chilly grey morn here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Wets threaten. Kittys are fed and on patrol; this time it's Pussy getting what littlest pig got. Ya snooze, ya loose.
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.
Today's agenda: Same as it ever was.
Good night, #HephalumpWorld.
As always, if you see me in my dreams... *waggles eyebrows*
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A wet morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Cold, too. Kittys are fed and on patrol.
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.
Today's agenda: why do I have a sudden urge for McDonald's?
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A cold morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol.
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.
Today's agenda: More poo flinging.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
Another dismal morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. 3 out of 4 kittys have been fed, Emma's missing. She gets what littlest pig got. Ya snooze, ya loose.
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.
Today's agenda: Nada. Nada fuckin' clue.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A grey, windy morn here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and being assholes.
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.
Today's agenda: Foment unrest.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A grey morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. I'm feelin' yesterday's journey as I wait for meds to kick in. Kittys are fed and on patrol.
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.
Today's agenda: stay off my feet.
👏 👏 Bring on the dancing girls!
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
Another dismal morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Not feelin' it. Kittys are fed and on patrol.
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.
Today's agenda: a journey to Uniklinik Frankfurt.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A grey morn here at the ol'Imperial Palace. Wets threaten. Humba was at the door, so hadda feed 5, but kittys are fed and on patrol.
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.
Today's agenda: Me, too, train. Me, too.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
WTF?! It's only 530? Blä. A dark, windy, wet morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed, and on patrol.
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.
Today's agenda: dunno. Probably back to bed at some point.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
Another cold, damp morn here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. Looks like the shit is starting to drip onto the fan.
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.
Today's agenda: try not to show my utter disgust for "humanity" at large.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A wet morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. The ghost of Charlemagne wanders the courtyard. Kittys are fed and on patrol.
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.
Today's agenda: Fire! Fire! hehehe.... Fire!
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A cold, wet morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Not the good cold and wet, either. Kittys are fed and on patrol.
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.
Today's agenda: not everyone gets a hug.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
Blä. A pre-moistened morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Wets threaten. Kittys are fed and being assholes.
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.
Today's agenda: 🎼🎸
🎶
I poop alo.one
🎵
Yeah! All by myse.elf
🎶
Let's try this again.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea water is heating.
Another dismal morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Wets will be falling from the sky before the day is through. Kittys are fed and on patrol.
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.
Today's agenda: TBD
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A cold, dark morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Dark. Not even a hint of daylight. Kittys complained loudly at my feet as I fed them. Food is sniffed, ignored. Assholes.
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.
Today's agenda: Same as it ever was.
@LALegault @derPUPE @MismanagedTalent
😜 Which is why I refer to my followers as The Fart Patrol.
After almost a year, I still refuse to use much of the accepted nomenclature here in #HephalumpWorld; I find it silly. I think people still know what I'm referring to.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
Another partially sunny morn here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kitty drama continues unabated. Blä.
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 🚀boy.
Today's agenda: I just love waking up to a world in flames. Go on, ignore it. Your grandchildren will love you for it.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
Another morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. I continue to reap the benefits of her impromptu feline fuck you. I'm not sleeping well. And now my mom is getting in on the action. My mom! SMH
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 🚀boy.
Today's agenda: more cat drama.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld ! Tea is steeping.
A moist morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Wets fall from the sky. Kittys are fed,and on patrol. I expect #NotOurCat shortly.
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 🚀boy.
Todays agenda: TBD.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
As I crawled out of bed to visit the tinkletorium, and let the cats in from their evening out, guess who I see waiting.
SMH
All 4 have been fed, and are on patrol.
Anyway...
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 🚀boy.
Today's agenda: no idea.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
Another bright morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace; it promises to be hot again. Kittys are fed and on patrol.
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 🚀boy.
Today's agenda: Fire! Fire!
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
Another bright, sunny morn here at the ol' Imperial Palace, soon to be a scorcher. Kittys are fed.
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 🚀boy.
Today's agenda: Nada. If anyone knocks, hide.
SLEEP
I'm gonna get some sleep 🎶
Gonna get some slee.eep
Some slee.ee.eep 🎵
I'm gonna get some sleep
Slee.ee.eep
Slee.ee.ee.ee.eep
Sleep
🎸 (hypnotic guitar solo)
See ya in my dreams 🎶
See ya in my dree.eams
My dree.ee.eams 🎵
See ya in my dreams
#PoultryCoroner 🦆🦆🦆😴
Good night, #HephalumpWorld.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld. Tea is still just a thought.
Blä...
So here it is, almost one thirty. Better than three and some change, like last night.
I believe I shall finish my smoke, and take myself into the Land of Nod, and see what adventures await me in Dreamland.
Oh! It's that time of night...
Remebah! Sexeh fun from Haandeh!
und TITTEN!
Just the thing to suggest avenues of dreamery. Not that they weren't going there anyway.
Good night, #HephalumpWorld!
@Rasp
I'll try, but cats are a given. This is #HephalumpWorld. I ALWAYS expect cats.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A gray morn here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys have been fed, and I'm looking at 3 barely touched bowls. Perhaps they're saving it for Pharaoh.
Day 12 of #WrathMonth.
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #Nazis (they're not even hiding it anymore)
Fuck you, 🚀boy.
Today's agenda: AIDS research.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A bright, bright morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace, it's downright blinding. ☀️ Kittys are fed and on patrol.
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #Nazis (they're not even hiding it anymore)
Fuck you, 🚀boy.
Today's agenda:
@stavvers
Yes! Truth!
I like #Tusky, but there are many apps out there for #HephalumpWorld. (I refuse to use much of the nomenclature here)
Mastodon Web is functional, and does what it's supposed to, but meh! Why putz about in a Model T when you can zoom in a Porsche at the same cost?
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea water is heating.
I woke up surprised (I'm still alive), as I do every morning. It's already too warm here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys ignore their food again.
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? Who's the 3rd world shithole now?
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP=#Nazis (they're not even hiding it anymore)
Fuck you, 🚀boy.
Today's agenda: quantum poetry.
@robinsonmeyer
This explains a lot to me, as I live smack dab in (one of) Charlemagne's Imperial Palaces, and I do love #HephalumpWorld...
#KaiserpfalzIngelheim #Charlemagne #KarlDerGroße #HolyRomanEmpire
@customer228 @flexghost
Tweeti, vidi, relicti.
(I tweeted, I saw, I abandoned.)
I'm sure several folks there still think they're "fighting from within," but whatchagonnado? They'll stay with what's familiar, and become chum for the sharks.
#HephalumpWorld won't scale up painlessly, and that's gonna be a whole 'nother level of silly.
@jackyan
I see that often, a seeming lull in timeline activities. I try to follow people from around the globe, and then some, to help with this.
🌍🌎🌏 🛰️ 🌕
Sometimes I think a portion of #HephalumpWorld has splintered off.
Sometimes I think I've become widely blocked (cuzza my potty mouth?).
But nothing is linear here.
It can take a while for packets to float through the back woods and byways, and a bunch will arrive at once.
@Mrfunkedude
I refuse to use much of the accepted nomenclature in #HephalumpWorld, except as fart specific.
Beans, beans, the magical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
The more you toot, the better you feel
Eat some beans with every meal
[insert image of a naked butt,
in a swimming pool,
sticking out of the water,
spouting like a breaching whale]
That being said, this is a wonderful place, and I love it here.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
Why are 🍊🤡 and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? Who's the 3rd world shithole now?
#IncarcerateDonaldTrump GOP=#Nazis (They're not even hiding it anymore)
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Fuck you, CNN.
Today's agenda: Same as it ever was.
@feditips @theatticdwellers @Iancylkowski @rstv
I still refuse to use much of the "accepted" nomenclature in #HephalumpWorld, as I find it silly, and will never refer to posts as fart synonyms. Unless I'm talking about actual farts.
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Beans, beans, that magical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
The more you toot, the better you feel
So eat some beans with every meal
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steaming.
Why are 🍊🤡 and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? Who's the 3rd world shithole now?
#ArrestDonaldTrump GOP=#DomesticTerrorists
Fuck you, 🚀boy.
Today's agenda: indeterminate.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
Why are 🍊🤡 and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? Who's the 3rd world shithole now?
#ArrestDonaldTrump GOP=#DomesticTerrorists
Fuck you, 🚀boy.
Today's agenda: bureaucracy.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea water is heating.
Why are 🍊🤡 and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? Who's the 3rd world shithole now?
#ArrestDonaldTrump GOP=#DomesticTerrorists
Fuck you, 🚀boy.
Today's agenda: TBD
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld. Tea is steeping.
Why are 🍊🤡 and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? Who's the 3rd world shithole now?
#ArrestDonaldTrump GOP=#DomesticTerrorists
Fuck you, 🚀boy.
Today's agenda: chill with the chickens.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
Why are 🍊🤡 and his 🇷🇺 -financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? Who's the 3rd world shithole now?
#ArrestDonaldTrump GOP=#DomesticTerrorists
Fuck you, 🚀boy.
Today's agenda: aardvark interprative dance.
@peterrelph2
🤣 Counterpoint
I WILL NOT BOOST AN IMAGE WITHOUT #AltText, but still want the poster to know I appreciate their effort.
Secondly, and I'm not 100% sure on this, despite the popular idea that a like does nothing, it does effect how a post propagates through #HephalumpWorld in a very miniscule way.
Either way, the #AltText thing is the primary cause of my likes w/out boosts.
I don't really "get" the "anti-like bias" here, in general. Dammit! I like things!
Good night, #HephalumpWorld. I wish you pleasant and interesting dreams.
@fraying Neither. It's #HephalumpWorld.
It took me a few days after arrival (I'm a #TwitterRefugee, too) to grok the gestalt of #Hashtags here. It really does make it easier to connect with people interested in a particular topic. Found quite a few #Bass players, #Cannabis enthusiasts, #Cat people, #Shitposters, #Poetry people, etc.
Click on a hashtag (ANY hashtag) you like, and explore. Follow who you want to. You can always unfollow. You can block words and phrases.
#HephalumpWorld really is a Build-Your-Own-Adventure.
@vagina_museum rewritten for #HephalumpWorld:
Can the #VaginaMuseum make it to 3000 followers today? Follow for #VulvaArt, Gynae #History, and (occasionally cursed) facts about nature's weirdest #Vaginas, all from the world's first bricks-and-mortar #Museum dedicated to the #Vagina, the #Vulva and the #GynaecologicalAnatomy! We'd say "boost our toot" but frankly that sounds far too much like some sort of 1930s euphemism for #Cunnilingus.
Follow @vagina_museum for more!
@anna This is why I am loving #HephalumpWorld. (I refuse to use some of the pre-established nomenclature) My "timeline" is what I choose to see, and calms/engages me, instead of force fed propaganda that enrages me.