#Humor
@ei_nagasawa
There's nothing quite like Iggy Pop Singing "I'm Livin' on Dog Food" while he acted out the Divinyls tune "I Touch Myself"
Iggy pop aka: James Newell Osterberg Jr.
Iggy - Dog Food:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fS52wl9pKc
#IggyPop #DogFood #punk #rock #music #metal #undescribable #ChrissyAmphlett #Rip #Divinyls #humor
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#dailyinspiration #motivationalquote #motivation #humor #comedy
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அவனுக நாடாளுமன்றத்துல செங்கோல் வச்ச மாதிரி...
நாமளும் சட்டமன்றத்துல டலீவர் நினைவா கன்னக்கோல் ஒன்னு வைக்கலாமா 🤔
#Humor about #TamilNadu
#Sengol
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I still can't believe that some peeps, who most probably weren't even born when "Life of #Brian " was released, are pretending to mutilate that masterpiece.
Such a proposal is the equivalent of what Galileo's prosecutors were looking for in 1633. Good humor MUSTN'T "be true". It's made to break routines, to jostle what's usually taken for granted, it's a punch in the face of the establishment, even of the minorities' establishments.
To police #humor is to jail both creativity and freedom.
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"Why the Dutch always say what they mean", or why they are blunt.
All ze Germans (me included) in the room: 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🤗
I know I make a lot of #fart #jokes but I assure you that I don't have a fart #kink.
Thank you,
The Guy With a Fart Kink
No no no no no! I don't have one!
Thank you,
The Guy With a #Moose Kink.
No I don't have a moose kink either! #Expormidable or not!
#ExpormidableMoose #funny #humor #dadjoke
Now I'm #sleepy. 😴
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
According to a study by wildlife biologist Richard Thomas, a woodchuck, also known as a groundhog, could chuck approximately 700 pounds of wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood. However, in reality, woodchucks do not actually chuck wood, as their primary activities involve burrowing and foraging for food.
New keyboard just dropped with a special key that automatically deletes your cliches and other cheese.
#writing #writingcommunity #books #book #writing #humor #humour #funny #keyboard #keyboards
New post (There are Two kinds of people in the world…) has been published on Suramya's Blog:
https://www.suramya.com/blog/2023/05/there-are-two-kinds-of-people-in-the-world/
Why is nobody making this???
"The other day... er... Hold on."
[Goes to fetch the fart extinguisher before the other person #smells the fart. Sprays.]
"Why the hell are you spraying that stuff in my face?"
"It is so that you don't smell the fart!"
"Mission accomplished! That stuff smells worse than your fart. Good grief! Did they squeeze a #skunk into that bottle?"
"☹"
Tag der Büroklammer 😁
☝️🤓
#cartoon #cartoonistin #cartoonist #humor #satire #denksport #hirn #faktencheck #recherche #useitorloseit #klammer #büroklammer #paperclip #sandranabbefeld #nabbefeld
Uhm no, that's not how friends normally behave #yuri #friends #indiedev #visualnovels #humor
@nazgul I asked an AI write a post about Calvin and Hobbes dissing AI. (Hashtags are the AI as well:)
Calvin: AI is just a bunch of algorithms pretending to be smart. Hobbes: And humans are just a bunch of cells pretending to be wise. Calvin: Hey! Hobbes: Just kidding. You’re not even pretending. #calvinandhobbes #ai #humor
I just read a headline that had the phrase "Hot Pocket Gun Fight" in it, and I decided that's my new band name.
The Ethical Skunk.
A book about a skunk who only sprays people who really deserve it.
Boy: "Shit, a skunk."
Skunk: "You're fine. You don't deserve my spray! 👍"
Reporter: "WTF are you talking about?"
Me: "I don't know. I'm well-krunked. 🤷 "
#skunk #ethical #wtf #kava #WellKrunked #joke #humor #funny #dadjoke
😂 Have you read this week's Global Museum horoscopes?
http://box5237.temp.domains/~lobalmu3/horoscopes.html #globalmuseum #museums #horoscopes #humour #humor
Primeras imágenes de mi red viendo el escrutinio en mastodon y fediverso
I just got an email with the subject "Dear Catherine, Pentecost: -15%". Well, damn. Half my retirement portfolio is in Pentecost.
La reseña del Amaníaco especial Hollywood en "La viñeta indiscreta", te lo cuenta todo sobre el último número de la revista... #Comics #Tebeos #Historietas #Amaniaco #Revista #Humor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vVN6wM3vOU
Actor Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter from Alice in Wonderland. Seated for tea. He is reaching for a China tea pot with a cautious and questioning look on his face. “Normal? What’s that? Is it an illness?”
I think there's more than enough overlap between the two types of nerdery necessary for this joke to work.
https://xkcd.com/2781/
#xkcd #humor
That went exactly as planned. Totally meant to do it.
#caturday #cats #cat #catstodon #catsofmastodon #goofball #funny #humour #humor
God has a sense of humor, though his punch lines have higher stakes.
![Chart of proofreader's Marks [some real some are doodles] - delete, set in italics, set in italy, preferably in rome, insert ellipsis, insert cyclopsis, wrong font, horribly wrong font, atn problem, insert colon, good grief!, add mustache, and a stetson hat, curl mustache, flying mustache, more drama, more hypnosis, insert space, write faster, got bored, played tic-tac-toe, word tornado. By Grant Snyder.](https://assets.toot.cafe/cache/media_attachments/files/110/435/646/284/833/722/small/0445fe08d5b45b87.jpg)
Yo si estoy arrepentido de usar #Linux, desde que uso Linux paso más tiempo trabajando qué reiniciando mi computadora, formateando el disco duro, viendo pantallas azules, configurando impresoras y buscando actualizaciones de virus, un desastre esto del pingüino :linux:
One of the good features of Windows, drag and drop!
Circa 1996
#ThrowbackThursday #tech #technology #comic #funny #humour #humor #windows
I am a Sucker for a good Haiku, you know? too bad I write None.
Hallo, das ist Bing. Ich kann versuchen, einen lustigen Post für Mastodon zu schreiben. Wie wäre es mit diesem?
> Ich sitze in der U-Bahn und denke über einen lustigen Post nach. Plötzlich fällt mir ein: Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einem U-Bahn-Fahrer und einem Mastodon-Nutzer? Der U-Bahn-Fahrer weiß, wo er hin will. 😂 #mastodon #humor #ubahn
What is your favorite tech innovation?
“In the beginning the Universe was created. This had made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.”
― Douglas Adams
Happy Towel Day!
#towelday #towelday2023 #douglasadams #hhgttg #dontpanic #humor #humour #funny
Okay, definitely not drinking anything from that dispenser!
Proofreading: it matters!
#proofreading #writingcommunity #books #editing #funny #weird #signs #humor #humour
#TheMetalDogArticleList
#BraveWords
CHEECH & CHONG Discuss The Secret Of Comedy On SAMMY HAGAR’s Rock & Roll Road Trip
In the video below, Sammy Hagar visits comedy legends Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong, where he learns the secret to good joke-telling. Plus, the trio exchange stories before rockin' out to "Mas Tequila." Check out...
#CheechAndChong
#Comedy
#SammyHagar
#RockAndRollRoadTrip
#Podcast
#Humor
#Jokes
#LAHistory
#MarijuanaCulture
#1970sFilm
#DavidFrost
The work in progress is neither working nor progressing.
#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #writing #writingcommunity #books #humor #humour #funny #wip
QOTD: "To replace creatives with AI, clients will need to accurately describe what they want... We're safe, people."
Your lack of num nums disturbs me.
#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny #starwars #darthvader
Introducing the musical stylings of DJ Meow Mix.
#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #DJ #turntable #music
Typography: it matters!
"Greek Nathan's Yogurthot Dogs (Foot Long)"
#humor #humour #writingcommunity #writing #typography #proofreading #editor #signs #weirdsigns
