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#HumpDay

The KamikaZEN 🇲🇽
2 days ago

Busy and a tad hectic #HumpDay. Didn’t have time to share my morning hill repeats until now:

#Running #Runner #ZenRunner

The face of a happy runner, right before the day went crazy
Running stats and route heat map
Pace and heart rate graphs
A clear sunrise before the storm
Moosie808
2 days ago

Waiting for the office parking lot to open. #luckywelivehawaii #humpday

Palm trees, blue sky and the moon hanging out this morning. Captured while waiting for office parking lot to open.
dj Todd Oddity
2 days ago

It’s a little late, but here’s your Hump Day Song of the Day:

https://youtu.be/0J3vgcE5i2o

#SOTD #beatsbyoddity #humpday

Chris 🩲
2 days ago

Once again I’m terribly late to celebrate #HumpDay but I managed to grab a couple of pictures while the sun was up.
#gay #underwear #Curb #briefs #GayOtter #GayUK

Hairy gay guy wearing white Curbwear backless briefs with blue piping
Hairy gay guy showing off his ass in white Curbwear backless briefs with blue piping
Noah the introvert
2 days ago

Happy #HumpDay!

Nude guy lying prone on a white bed and smiling at the camera, his butt visible in the background.
Hippie Scuba Steve
3 days ago

Good morning, Fediversians! Its #Humpday! #Wednesday #WednesdayVibes #WednesdayThoughts

A meme showing a happy Minion giving the peace sign with his right hand.  The caption is "Congrats!  You have made it half way thru the work week.  You can do it!"

Went walking/running with my doggo this morning in yet another attempt to fight in the battle of the bulge.

No better metaphor could have been captured by my camera about my speed.

Happy #HumpDay everyone.

A snail moving across a sidewalk with its shell on its back. Brush strokes of texture can be seen on the sidewalk that were created when the concrete was poured.
Mr. Jack
3 days ago

Late submission for #TummyTuesday
On time submission for #HumpDay

I went to the campground bathhouse to take a shower and y’all benefited

Selfie taken via a man holding up his cellphone and shooting into the mirror. His chest is exposed and a light beige towel is wrapped around his waist (barely).
Rear view, rear emphasized, selfie a man took by shooting into the mirror again. This one displays his backside and the towel barely covering the area of concern. His back is exposed but his chest is not visible.
Rebecca @ RH Fine Arts
3 days ago

There aren't to many things that feel better then being on the water in the heat of summer. This is the San Clemente Pier, one of the few wooden piers in California. Orange sunset glow in the sky and across the water. The pier is in silhouette with people enjoying the view.

Wall ART: https://rebeccaherranen.com/featured/san-clemente-pier-silhouette-rebecca-herranen.html

#Summer #Pier #Photography #Nature #MastoArt #California #Art #Beach #Beachlover #SanClemente #fineart #artmatters #fineartphotography #humpday #calm #sunset

San Clemente Pier at sunset. Orange glow across the sky and on the water. Silhouette of the pier with people enjoying the warmth of the setting summer sun
Th3OneRav3n
3 days ago

Watch out for those speed humps today. 🍑👀😉😘....👅💦💦💦💦

#BigBootyWomen #HumpDay #Milf #MilfBooty #BabyGotBack #LovelyLadyHumps #TapDatAss

Nude woman, facing away from camera. Her bottom is in full view, round and full. You can see some of her pendulous, right side boob. She appears to be washing her face.
Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine
3 days ago

Why are you on your knees with my belt gripped between your teeth? Well that's because, for all of Monday and Tuesday, your attitude was abominable, so now it's humpday I have the perfect opportunity to rectify that and bring you right back down to earth.

#humpday #spanking #lewd #nsfw

Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine
3 days ago

Why the camera? Well it's humpday, and I want you to see my POV as I bend you over my knee and make that perfect hump of yours turn pink as I beat it

#humpday #spanking #pov #nsfw #lewd

Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine
3 days ago

It's humpday, so I fixed my largest suction cup dildo to the wall. Go on, be my guest, show me how you ride...

#humpday #nsfw #sex #fucking #dildo #lewd

Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine
3 days ago

It's humpday, but bend yourself over, everyone knows that pert cheeks need tenderising before they're consumed

#humpday #spanking #sex #fucking #lewd #nsfw

Alpha Pup Ether
3 days ago

Happy #HumpDay someonw come breed me please 🥺

Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine
3 days ago

It's humpday, but shall I spread your cheeks and rim your hump, then slip a plug into it and leave you all day long to anticipate your humping, or are you impatient just to be bent over and humped right away?

#humpday #plug #rimming #fucking #sex #lewd

OhSnap!Dragon
3 days ago

I woke up super early, so doing some BTs and watching some Nora from Queens.
When I re-wake-up around 1:30 PM, I think I'ma gonna order a huge pizza.
Hey, gotta have a plan for the day.
🍸 🐲 🚬
#DragonAfterDark
#HumpDay
#WeedLovers
#MedicalMarijuana
#Awkafina

🌈 CurvyDaddy 🔞
3 days ago
Homme nu montrant son cul, photographie en noir et blanc
Rasta
3 days ago

#TeamHeardle #Heardle #Humpday
Heardle 2000s #301
🔉⬛️🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️
https://00s.heardledecades.com/

Heardle 90s #390
🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️
https://90s.heardledecades.com/

Heardle '80s Number 1's #351
🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️
https://80s.heardledecades.com

Heardle 70s #395
🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️
https://70s.heardledecades.com

Heardle 60s #391
🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️
https://60s.heardledecades.com/

Heardle 1950s #96
🔈⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️🟩⬜️
https://50s.heardledecades.com/

@Coaster_Strath @TessForeverBlue @tc_morekindness

#HeardleDecades

Rasta
3 days ago

#TeamHeardle #Heardle #Humpday
https://heardledecades.com/

Just play this one? What a weird world I live in to know this?

Heardle New Romantics #99
🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️
https://newromantics.heardlegames.xyz/

Heardle Country #89
🔈⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️🟩⬜️
https://country.heardledecades.com/

Heardle Motown #54
🔉⬛️🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️
https://motown.heardledecades.xyz/

Heardle Rock #99
🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️
https://rock.heardledecades.com/

Heardle New Wave #81
🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️
https://newwave.heardledecades.com/

I did pretty good on the decades, but was embarrassed by the 50s.. I didn't know that one. Here's the rest /more

The KamikaZEN 🇲🇽
1 week ago

#HumpDay miles to keep the body moving 🤘🏻🦊🤘🏻

The Popocatépetl volcanic activity may be screwing our local air quality, but it’s sure been giving us some spectacular sunrises 😉

#Runner #Running #ZenRunner

Enjoying the post-workout high
Running stats and route heat map
Pace and heart rate graphs
A truly cinematic sunrise in Mexico City
Fagatha Harkness
1 week ago

Ok, it’s technically #HumpDay, but I have a breakout on my ass and I don’t think it looks very good today…so sharing another locked pic instead. #TeamLocked #GayBDSM #GayChastity

Photo of me sitting on the edge of a bed flexing. I’m naked and wearing a cage on my dick and a chain around my neck
Alpha Pup Ether
1 week ago

#HumpDay again eh? Well there it is, my ass. Not been used for a while but it’s still good

Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine
1 week ago

It's humpday. Who's first in line for their humpday spanking?

#humpday #spanking

Anne Murata
1 week ago

You know what tomorrow is, campers—Hump Day! We’re halfway to the weekend again. Love having a Monday off. #humpday

Frankie
1 week ago

Saturnin and Suzon, from the novel “Histoire de Dom Bougre, Portier des Chartreux” [History of Dom Bougre, Porter of the Chartreux], written by Jean-Charles Gervaise de Latouche (1741)

#EroticArt #NSFWart #AltText #vintage #illustration #JeanCharlesGervaiseDeLatouche #HumpDay #HumpDayWednesday

Source: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Gervaise_de_Latouche_-_Histoire_de_Dom_Bougre,_Portier_des_Chartreux,1922_-_0111.png

An illustration from a French erotic novel. Saturnin and Suzon believe they are siblings, but that doesn’t stop them desiring each other. They are in Saturnin’s small room. Suzon is looking through a small partition in the wall and watching a priest and a woman having sex in the next room. In her excitement, she has allowed Saturnin’s advances, agreeing to undress and allowing him to stroke and kiss her. He is now attempting to penetrate her from behind, but their standing posture and inexperience is making it difficult.
Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine
2 weeks ago

@vvprincess86 when the front view is this good, then #humpday must be a dream 😍

Tricot Feelya
2 weeks ago

#HumpDay Happy Hump Day! Hump or Death https://youtu.be/qJNs-sfTIM4

Th3OneRav3n
2 weeks ago

Have some Hump Day cake🍰

#Humpday #booty #MilfBooty #NSFW #Cake

Nude woman leaning towards a bathroom mirror. Booty visible.
Rigantona
2 weeks ago

All right, okay. It's Wednesday.
We can make it through, y'all.
Just four things at a time ...
Just do at least four things at a time all day to-day and we'll conquer Wednesday and make it to the weekend.
We can do it!
Here we go ...
One, two, three, four.
GO!
Kick ass!

#peptalk #humpday

GummyNerds
2 weeks ago

It's Wednesday! Huzzah! #HumpDay

Alpha Pup Ether
2 weeks ago

Happy #HumpDay

Hairy naked male buttocks with just the hint of balls at the bottom
The Deer Whisperer 🦌⚓
3 weeks ago

Happy Hump Day from Gobi!

#HumpDay #WashingtonState

photo by Noelle Morris

Closeup of a camel
Shannon
3 weeks ago

Good morning. Smoke advisory in effect- so far it’s ok. My trees will soon be in bloom!🌸 Enjoy your Wednesday! #wednesday #trees #humpday

Two large ornamental crab trees,one with bright green leaves that will soon bloom with white blossoms,the other with dark green leaves that’ll blossom in pink
Cliff
3 weeks ago

Good morning to all of awesome folks here in the #Fediverse and happy Wednesday!

Let's start with our usual #MorningMoments and find out what all of you have done for the day already or plan on doing for the day if you're just getting started like I am.

Not sure what the plans are for the wife and I today. Might head to Walmart and maybe go out to eat or something.

#GoodMorning #Shopping #HumpDay

An image that has an animated coffee cup tipping it's hat. The words good morning are at the bottom.
Art History Animalia
3 weeks ago

#HumpDay anyone? 😉

Pair of Southern Yellow Cattle (Zebu)
China (probably Shaanxi province), Tang dynasty (618-907), late 7th c.
earthenware w/ traces of pigment
Baltimore Museum of Art

“Southern Yellow cattle, a Chinese breed depicted here, were primarily used as draught animals to pull farm implements and carts, including those that transported coffins and other furnishings to tombs. Usually yellow or brown in color, the breed is distinguished by a prominent hump and long dewlap.”
#ChineseArt

KayVay
1 month ago

On this #Humpday (and every day), may you be as happy as these two are every morning when they see my husband drive up from his nightshift so we can go for our morning walk together. 😍

Great Pyrenees and white shepherd hanging out together
Shannon
1 month ago

Happy Wednesday! Enjoy your damn day! 💚 #wednesday #spring #sunny #humpday

A view of my yard and neighbourhood
Jonobie
1 month ago

This morning I couldn’t find my pants, and I briefly wondered if my partner had gathered them up with his stuff when he left before dawn.

In that moment, I contemplated the yawning horror of how I might exit a hotel without pants.

So how’s your #HumpDay going?

Kit Malone
1 month ago

It's #HumpDay!

Feeling pretty accomplished already this week!

I finished hiring a summer intern for my program. Happily scheduling out #Pride activities for the summer. Doing some backgrounding on some potential new advo partners. And, as always, a lotta meetings.

I ALSO managed to clean the heck out of my house and even made a bit of wedding planning headway while The Fiance was away on a work trip. He's coming home tomorrow! <3

How about you, #HoosierMast? What you got goin' this week?

Wow, it's only Wednesday.

#HumpDay

Tired dog Gif leaning against door frame looking tired. Golden retriever.
SallyABL2
1 month ago

Good morning. 🌻 Here's something for #HumpDay.

Old Parliament House #Rose Garden #Canberra on a bright, sunny day.

#GardeningAU #Garden #Roses #Gardening #BlueSky #Heritage #Clouds #Photo #Photography #Australia #AusPol #Park

Wide and long shot of a pathway in the public garden looking towards the building. The path is lined by a sculptured hedge that border areas of rose bushes.
OhSnap!Dragon
1 month ago

Today I was able to get to the injury center for my therapy and chiropractic adjustment, hit Total Wino for this month's booze, get some groceries from Sprouts, and pick up my re-lensed glasses from the optometrist.
I'm exhausted.
Here I am, now.
Entertain me.
#ChronicPain
#HumpDay

meme of real squirrel riding a toy horse, holding the reins, captioned Onward, Buttercup, there's fuckery to spread.
Hannah Copes
1 month ago

TGITLD (thank god it's Ted Lasso Day) to all who celebrate! ⚽

#FootballIsLife #TedLasso #HumpDay

Patrick Stewart
1 month ago

Does anyone remember the commercial from the Super Bowl several years ago with the camel who liked to call #Wednesday #humpday? Does that date me? Here is your #morning #mantra.

I am thankful for living to see another #sunrise, and I will use this gift to help everyone I can.

#photography for #today is me from 2013 in my backyard holding my then 5-day-old daughter, Allison. Notice I'm rather tired looking.

A 5 day old baby being held by a young adult male white skin short black hair. Sitting on a backyard swing.
The Deer Whisperer 🦌⚓
1 month ago

Happy Hump day...Dammit!

#Photography #HumpDay #WashingtonState

photo by Noelle Morris

A Bactrian Camel sticking his head under a fence to get the uncut grass
The Deer Whisperer 🦌⚓
2 months ago

Happy Hump Day!

#HumpDay

Peggy Collins
3 months ago

Squirrel + coffee = pure insanity! (OK, there's no coffee in the cup, just a curious squirrel I named Tipsy who was a frequent backyard visitor...)

Photograph is available here - https://peggy-collins.pixels.com/featured/squirrel-and-coffee-peggy-collins.html

#coffee #squirrel #naturephotography #wildlife #wildlifephotography #humpday #AYearForArt #ArtMatters #mastodonart #fedigiftshop #mastoart #fediart #BuyIntoArt #TheArtDistrict #peggycollins #peggycollinsgallery

Photograph of a squirrel looking into a coffee cup, by photographer Peggy Collins.
Mark
3 months ago

Throwing all the way back to *checks notes* two weeks ago. Your girl really thought she did a thing 😂

Happy #ThrowbackThirstday / #ThrowbackTHOTsday / #ThrowbackThighsday to all those who celebrate. And I guess a little Happy #HumpDay for those where it’s still Wednesday.

#ThrowbackThursday

A man lying on his back by a pool. He is wearing a speedo and has one leg dangling in the water
A man in a speedo lying on his stomach by a pool

You know #HumpDay is bad when even the #Cat melts under its weight.

#CatsOfMastodon

Black and white tuxedo cat lounging in the pedestal of a cat tree. The cat's head and front paws and dangling over the side of the pedestal in a forlorn look.

@grbenny #URock - thanks for the boosts and have a great #humpday boogie.

SallyABL
4 months ago

Hello. It's #Humpday already?

The changing seasons vividly shown here on the leaves of my #JapaneseMaple tree. Spectacular.

Have a good day.

#Trees #TreesOfMastodon #Garden #Nature #Canberra #NaturePhotography
#GardeningAU #Leaves #Photography #Fotografia #Seasons #Texture #Australia

Close up of the leaves changing from bright and rich burgundy to a soft matt green with the tips of each leaf now a soft burgundy.   There is texture and contrast from the veins in the leaf.
SallyABL2
4 months ago

Good morning.

Here's a golden yellow rose for #humpday. The volume of petals, and size and shape of the bloom are gorgeous.

Have a fabulous day. 😀 🌞 ✌️

#Roses #Flowers #FlowersAU #RosesOfMastodon #Joy #Photo
#FlowersOfMastodon #Flora #WildOz #GardeningAU #GardeningAus #Nature #NatureAU #NaturePhotography
#Photography #Gardens
#RosesOfMastodon

As described.
Rosaleen O’Brien
4 months ago

I’ve been a rubbish tooter, but haven’t forgotten you. It’s been all work work work and zero toots. Tonight, though, I am curled up with a glass of the lightest, fruitiest, bramble wine. What are your #WednesdayTreats #HumpDay

Yahia Lababidi
4 months ago

@lolennui and, since you appreciate Melville’s Bartleby, I thought to share my essay about the scrivener with you: http://www.artsandopinion.com/2010_v9_n1/lababidi-melville.htm #reading #writing #humpday

Chris⚡️Arter 🤘
5 months ago

Most meetings are just LARPing emails.

#softwareengineering #webdev #humpday

ZombieCrew :verified:
6 months ago

Here’s a virtual rose for anyone who may need it . Times can be hard but just remember there are some who have your back . Have a fantastic #humpday

Black rose
Cliff Wade :novaLauncher:
7 months ago

Good morning and HAPPY HUMP DAY!

We're halfway to the weekend!

What does everyone have planned for the day today?

For me, I'm going to get some work emails done and then likely play some video games and just relax.

#GoodMorning #HumpDay #VideoGames #Games #Gamer #Gaming #NewDay #Coffee

Image that says happy hump day and has a picture of 3 camels