#LOL

@tillianisafox No reaction? This isn't the bird site #LOL you don't get much of that instant attack for what you say. But, I'd question your use of FACT, unless you show your objective evidence. Your *opinion* is subjective, and cannot be proven, so it's more of a gaslighting invite to debate with you. But if you don't see it, because it's opinion, and not fact, there's no argument, It's just your opinion, we all have one. But, where's the proof of the statement?

No wonder I was straining.

#Funny #Fun #Humor #LOL #Humour #Dog #Dogs

A husky is comfortably ensconced in a toilet bowl looking placidly at its owner.

@Dan_Ramos NAAFA? #LOL

Fat chance!!!

The Brake/Break Challenge.

#Funny #Humor #LOL #Humour

A wheelchair ramp built at an extremely steep and unnavigable angle. It is about an 80° angle and covered with slick tile.

Tell me now.

#Funny #Fun #Humor #LOL #Humour

A picture of disheveled room (once a calm, pretty refuge) with the window broken and blown inward. A table has been blown onto its side and a smoke or vapor is billowing up from the floor. The poster says:,My central nervous system when someone says, “I’ll tell you later.”

Wie het kleine niet eert.
#lol #humor

Oh you two!

#squirrels #video #lol

a short video of two squirrels engaged in an acrobatic squabble over peanuts

Russia issues arrest warrant for Lindsey Graham over Ukraine comments https://www.wltx.com/article/news/politics/national-politics/russia-issues-arrest-warrant-for-senator-lindsey-graham-republican-southcarolina-over-ukraine-comments/101-198d8c67-7fd6-49d4-8b90-69f207406917

#SouthCarolina #politics #Russia #Ukraine #lol

Who's with me?!? Who else tips??

#Humor #Meme #Joke #Jokes
#Funny #Humour #LOL

Text on a black background: I talk an awful lot of smack for someone who tips over when putting on their underwear.

#iykyk #random #lol I'm angry. I'm very angry, Ralph. You know, you can ball my wife if she wants you to. You can lounge around here on her sofa, in her ex-husband's dead-tech, post-modernistic bullshit house if you want to. But you do not get to watch my f***ing television set!

One for the LOLbrary 🤣#funny #cats #nature #humour #innocent #lol

“Call center cat” is a white cat with black marking that covers ear & runs down side of face to the mouth.

It’s the little things that count.

#Funny #Fun #Humor #LOL #Humour

An extremely narrow, vertical, corner “window.” It looks about two inches (6 centimeters) wide and two feet (61 centimeters in length.) The poster says: I got that promotion and a new office with a view!

You make my world spin.

#Funny #Fun #Humor #LOL #Humour #Car #Cats

A small cat is sitting up and staring into a circular, glass front, dryer door. The poster says: I put his favorite blanket in the wash. He sat like this for at least half an hour.

@KissAnne @IamHula @jeanettepizzurro @ForfarFairLady @That_One_Guy
There's a French song, about the woodsman, I think, away all winter but in the spring, he comes looking for a mistress. In the month of May, they go looking for a new mistress, says the song. Pentecost day if you're looking for a religious mistress, queen of the whip #LOL

► https://FunHouseRadio.com ← LISTEN
#meme #Victorian #tarot #photo #oldtimey #divination #fake #Karen #old #ladies #fortune #lol

#Musk is a man you can trust with your presidential campaign.

DeSantis crashed the internet with that announcement, they said.

#sarcasm #Twitter #LOL

Look at all those replies? I'm was away from my keyboard longer than expected.

Coffee and an Audiobook.

I'm here now, call off the search party. #LOL I had a really good sleep, I stayed in bed longer than I slept but I think I got 5 hours! and maybe 40 minutes of doze-time. And it's just getting daylight now. This is a perfect schedule for me.

I have 30 min left on my book, I'll poke along at my replies until it's done.

4/7/83 Far Side - Lawson cartoon

disheveled man sitting on a bed. The sun can be seen rising through the window above the bed. The man is staring at poster sized note on the wall that says, "FIRST PANTS
THEN" (heavily emphasized)
"your shoes "

While we are on the subject of "fixing" things, why not switch Mastodon to Windows?

I'm sure Microsoft could come up with some great solution to work it in to O365 if only the Federation would stand down and let it happen.

Dallas 3 - Vegas 2 (3p) #HNOM #StanleyCup

Din Djarin in the stands tonight, he’s wearing a Vegas jersey AND a Dallas jersey. #lol

Now Let Us Celebrate Under One Symbol... 😆😂🫶🤘🤟

#SouthPark #VanHalen #Israel #Jerusalem #MountSinai #MiddleEast #Cartoon #Inspirational #Inspiration #LOL #ROFL #FunnyAsFuck #FAF #OneSymbol #Religion #Religions #Fairytales

Renaud - Tu vas au bal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCFoATtqsGU #zik #lol #80s #tootradio #pouetradio

@IamHula I'm eating supper. I missed the news. I already showered, in case you missed it #LOL
But I still have to go back out to retrieve the cats. It was really hot today, they all need the fresh air. I put all three outside all afternoon. They probably need to come in to use the litterbox LOL

@IamHula Free Your Mind.. LOL live a little ! Will be fun for both of us #LOL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=calm3oK08QU

@wauz Nice. Give it to me #LOL

#lol #furniture

It’s what’s inside that counts.

#Funny #Fun #LOL #Humor #Humour

A cartoon of a Russian nesting doll and a Trojan horse chatting over a candlelit table. They both simultaneously say: There’s something I have to tell you.

The cloak of invisibility is complete.

#Funny #Fun #Humor #LOL #Humour #Cat #Cats

A cat is sitting up on a bathroom counter with its head in Kleenex box.

Meine Idee für nächste Staffel #LOL Jorge Gonzales tritt mit einer Max Giermann Parodie auf und Staffel endet ohne Gewinner.

RememberUsAlways

The truth according to AI?

Sir Gene Duke of TX :verified:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=cx_y3uHnnaY&feature=share #lol

Another Mother’s Day perspective.

#Funny #Fun #Humor #LOL #Humour

An agitated snow-person is being attacked by little snow-people. The branch arms are raised in horror and supplication while the little snow-people are attacking and causing blood to flow. (It’s much more comical than this description indicates.)

Noelle Mitchell 📚

It's a beautiful day outside which means it's a perfect day to sit indoors and find new books to add to my TBR list 😂📚

#books #bookstodon #reading #literature #nonfiction #lol #funny

Wait until you’re on life support.

#Funny #Fun #Humor #LOL #Humour #Cat #Cats

A cat is reaching down from a countertop and unplugging a box fan on the floor. The poster says: I’m coughing so hard, I’m breaking a sweat, and it’s like a million degrees in my house, and this one WON’T STOP UNPLUGGING THE FAN.

I hope you have Bandaids.

#Funny #Fun #Humor #LOL #Humour #Cat #Cats

A cat stands precariously on three round, silver bathtub fixtures above a full bathtub with a foot showing. The poster says: Calm before the storm.

Andrew at MysticBearPaw

1 Yes, incredible. 2 But, then I thought this was no different from those letters to Penthouse magazine (totally not real). 3 Then I thought that was the joke (making the modern version of those false letters to Penthouse). #lol #humor #joke

Sir Gene Duke of TX :verified:

https://youtube.com/shorts/6MnBhJJZ_Wc?feature=share #lol

► https://FunHouseRadio.com ← LISTEN
#meme #memes #Mashup #funny #lol #booze #drinking #whiskey

How can it happen that I’m not the MVP? 🥴 #LeagueOfLegends #LoL #WildRift #Support #Thresh

Oath Keepers founder sentenced to 18 years in Jan. 6 seditious conspiracy case https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/oath-keepers-founder-sentenced-18-years-jan-6-seditious-conspiracy-cas-rcna85852

#Jan6th #OathKeepers #LOL #GetRekt

Lock the knife drawer.

#Funny #Fun #LOL #Humor #Humour #Cat #Cats

Cat staring at owner with evil intent. Owner says: I kicked over my cat’s milk and had no replacement. He sat opposite me as I ate my dinner looking at me like this.

Mehr Geld für Radwege. #LOL #wontHappen

Wien-weites Parkpickerl sorgt für Rekordeinnahmen

Die Ausweitung spülte im Vorjahr 167,5 Millionen Euro in die Stadtkassa – um 50 Millionen Euro mehr als 2021. Die Einnahmen aus Parkstrafen betrugen 42 Millionen Euro
https://www.derstandard.at/story/3000000034765/parkpickerl-ausweitu

#TeamHeardle #Heardle Thursday

I'm back Birches! 😂

I'm too tired to move my arms, so I'm gonna heardle one or two today

ReHeardle #22
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https://ReHeardle.xyz

Heardle Motown #41
🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️
https://motown.heardledecades.xyz/

Heardle USA No. 1s #75
🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️
https://usa.heardledecades.com/

Heardle Rock #86
🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️
https://rock.heardledecades.com/

Heardle '80s Number 1's #338
🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️
https://80s.heardledecades.com

These were the only ones I knew, and apparently, I knew them well #LOL
@Coaster_Strath @TessForeverBlue

When you can’t decide who gets to keep the house.

#Funny #Humor #Fun #LOL #Humour #Cat #Cats

A woman and cat are sitting on a couch and are facing away from each other. They appear to be adversarial.

When technical writing was your very last choice.
#Funny #Fun #Humor #LOL #Humour

In the top corner of IKEA like instructions is a funny “side step.” Side Step (reads): Make nachos. Optional, but recommended.

I’m bringing Casper and Jacob Marley.

#Funny #Fun #Humor #LOL #Humour

Poster writes: I tried to type “bring a pair of shorts” and my phone autocorrected it to “bring a pair of ghosts” so that’s how that’s going.

yall, i specifically added "anatomically correct" and "coherent" to the text prompt that generated this image, and THIS is what it gave me. it's almost like it doesn't understand english! it's almost like that...

#AIArt #ai #lol

a generated image of 3 "people" in a closet. none of them have real faces, and one of them has an extremely long and creepy arm.

This is fantastic. They'd negotiated everything beforehand; no competitors allowed to replace the service, people must be able to spend 8 hours at destination and return the same day via high speed rail -- instead of flying.
If only we could do that here. #USA USA #LOL
#high #speed #rail #not #here #yet #environment #global #warming #airline #flights #fossil #fuels #airplane #train https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-05-24/france-bans-short-distance-flights-that-could-be-made-by-train/102385054

What if I just bump them?

#Funny #Fun #Humor #LOL #Humour

A posted street sign that says: PLEASE DO NOT RUN OVER ANYONE. Even if they are slow and you are late.

This kind of dog manipulation would work on me 100% of the time.

#Funny #Fun #Humor #LOL #Humour #Dog #Dogs

A cute, small dog sitting backwards on a car seat with its face pitifully pressed up against the backrest. The poster says: Every time I say, “No,” my dog does this.

back in 2004 or whenever it was that i saw four tet play in chapel hill, nc, i definitely did not foresee a future where he's playing coachella with skrillex & fred again, playing the intro to "smells like teen spirit" before blasting it into the nastiest drop ever, laughing his head off with fred again, who's jumping around like a doof. this is all so funny.

but good for him! he's been awesome since way back in the day.

https://youtu.be/dFfC92iBxNw?t=668

#music #lol #coachella

We owe this entire generation a do over.

#Funny #Humor #LOL #Humour

Poster says: I closed my finger in a drawer and yelled, “Son of a bitch!” and my 6-year-old called from another room, “What is it? Is it Trump? What did he do?”

When you have an argument with your ex.

#Funny #Fun #Humor #LOL #Humour

A person taking a computer test is corrected by the program for having the wrong answer. The directions literally state: Enter your response as a real number rounded to two decimal places. The computer (enragingly) states:
Correct answer: 15.826
Your answer: 15.83

As a retired teacher, I feel compelled to say that I actually taught writing, science, and logic.
#Funny #Fun #Humor #LOL #Humour #Science

Funny headline from the News in Brief section of a newspaper. The headline reads: Greenland meteorite may be from space. (They mean that the meteor may have come from outside our solar system.)

How to draw a horse🤔
#LOL #fun #humor #drawingtips #drawing

Kevin Karhan :verified:

@foone worse is when they literally don't even bother to use an EEPROM but just a DRAM chip so removing the battery will clear it... #lol

When you can barely stand and an expert explains how easy pretzel pose is.

#Funny #Fun #Humor #LOL #Humour #Cat #Cats

A cat sleeping with its arms and legs above its head and its tail resting just below its mouth.

Wait until he installs a zip line.

#Funny #Fun#Humor #LOL #Humour #Dog #Dogs

A dog is staring into the second story of a house from a perch high in a tree. The poster says: We felt bad for my dog having to watch us eat Thanksgiving dinner from the window outside, so we took our food upstairs… A minute later I saw this out the window.

Noelle Mitchell 📚

Only just started using my Pixelfed account, and already a comment of mine was unlisted so that a person can review it for spam. Wtf? 😆 All I commented was "You're welcome", how is that spam? I'm confused.

#lol #whatHappened #pixelfed #confused

Marcus Rohrmoser 🌍

@cheeaun #lol turning posts to ads – that's what they do anyway, isn't it?

Who, me?

#Funny #Fun #Humor #LOL #Humour #Cat #Cats

A cat is calmly sitting on a mantle above a shattered lamp and broken glass.

We are absolutely not the dog gang you’re looking for.

#Funny #Fun #Humor #LOL #Humour #Dog #Dogs #Lineup

A group of dogs of different breeds are standing in a lineup beneath pictures of themselves.

No, please, continue explaining actuarial tables.

#Funny #Fun #Humor #LOL #Humour #Cat #Cats

A cat with a “what is this hell I’m enduring expression.”

You’re on the right path.

#Funny #Fun #Humor #LOL #Humour #Dog #Dogs

Two random, unleashed dogs and a man are lying peacefully on a walking path. The poster says:
Person: You should try to make more friends.
Me:

And thus, the phrase “rage against the machine” was born.

#Funny #Fun #Humor #LOL #Humour
Source: Pinterest

A sandwich and a bottled drink are stuck in a vending machine behind a glass front. The poster says: Got a sandwich stuck with in a vending machine. Bought a drink to push the sandwich. Damn.

Noelle Mitchell 📚

Going to set a reading goal for June in my reading notebook. I'm thinking maybe 5-10 books?

Kind of a lot probably, but might as well aim for the stars lol 😆

#reading #books #goals #bookstodon #notebook #lol #readersCommunity

Noelle Mitchell 📚

Feeling inspired to get some reading done, but first I might set my first reading goal in my reading notebook. 📚📒

I just wrote reading three times in that sentence. 🤣😃

#lol #excited #reading #notebook #books #goal

When you swear you’ll eat more healthy, but Mitsy catches you eating M&Ms.

#Funny #Humor #LOL #Humour #Cat #Cats

A cat with its paw to its chin looking very judgmental.

Noelle Mitchell 📚🖋📝

So apparently all you need to do to write an article nowadays is come up with four short paragraphs, and then fill the rest of the empty space up with embedded tweets. 😆

I come across articles like this a lot and think, "Where's the rest of the article?" 😅

#writing #article #news #write #lol

Noelle Mitchell 📚

Right, so I said a few days ago I was going to use my Mastodon account to track how much I read...which means I need to actually get off of Calckey and Mastodon so I can...get some reading done lol. 😆 :blobcatread:

#reading #mastodon #calckey #SocialMedia #focus #lol #books

There has to be a link.

#Funny #Humor #LOL #Humour

A picture of two cross street signs. One reads: Hot Dog St, the other reads: Sausages Ave

Afzetters #LOL

Wowza. Remember Moore v. Harper? It's baaaack! Repub judges in NC court are siding w/ gerrymandered GOP results, trying to get back on SCOTUS so southern states can throw out liberal winners. Wow. They are brazen.
#SCOTUS #judges #conservative #gerrymandering #upheld #by #NC #court #who's #not #taking #sides #LOL #southern #GOP #GQP #brazen #states #rights #bull #again https://www.npr.org/2023/04/28/1164942998/moore-v-harper-north-carolina-supreme-court

Ana Margarita Medina

OH: DevRel? It’s just adult Montessori #devrel #lol

Ehrenreich Meuchel

@leyrer #LOL Thats the way Oracle had ruined Sun. Otherwise it would have been IBM. These old-schoolers will never learn to adapt to being slick & slim.

Oh crap. I did not assemble this cat correctly. WHY did I buy a cat from IKEA?

#Funny #Humor #LOL #Humour #Cat #Cats

On a multi-level cat toy, one cat’s head is obscured, making it appear headless, while two levels up, a similarly colored cat has only its head showing. It looks like a disassembled cat.

I'm not sure they thought this one through...

#Meme #Funny #Comedy #FunnySigns #lol

A printed piece of paper affixed to a wall with the text: "Please, when using the stairs stay to the RIGHT when going UP, stay to the LEFT when going DOWN.

This will keep people from running into each other."

Check, check, and check.

#Funny #Humor #LOL #Humour

Poster, Rabhinder Kannan, writes: By 30, you should have lower back pain, one failed relationship that almost broke you, and a constant sense of dread about where society is headed.

Introverts be like…

#Funny #Humor #LOL #Humour #Introvert #Space #Focus #Solitude

Four Post-it notes. 1st Post-it: A character is sitting at a table with a drink, writing on a piece of paper. Another character, standing and holding a drink asks, “Mind if I talk to you while you work? 2nd Post-it: Sitting character starts ripping the Post-it in half. The standing character protests, “What are…” 3rd Post-it: The sitting character has a balled up half Post-it. 4th Post-it: The sitting character happily works alone.

The Mastodon equivalent of this Tweet is something like, “Elon did a classic forums bad, should have used Linux! 🤣 #comedy #funny #laugh #lol #humor #musk #BirdSite #forums #SpaceKaren #OpenSource”

A tweet by @robdelaney that reads, "What?!? I have a blue check now? Why? Oh goodness" being quoted by a tweet by @Arr that reads, "The ghost of Lowtax is ratatouilleing Elon from hell". @robdelaney's account no longer has a blue checkmark. @robdelaney's display name is, "Lydia Tár Tár Bink’s" and @Arr's display name is, "guys like me are mad for turtle meat".

Valeria (SnugglyBun)

@starcross You like kissing girls, don't you? #transbian #wlw #lesbian #sapphic #meme #shitpost #lol

What do you mean, “What am I doing?” Hand me a torque wrench.

#Funny #Humor #LOL #Humour #Dog #Dogs #Cars
Source: Pinterest

A dog is looking up from inside a car engine.

Part of the first episode of The Muppet Show that aired in 1977 🤣

#Muppets #TheMuppets #TV #70sTV #smoking #MindIfISmoke #jokes #comedy #TheMuppetShow #funny #lol

From season 1 episode 1 of The Muppet Show from 1977. Everyone is dancing in a fancy ballroom and a monster asks if he can smoke, and then smoke starts coming out of his head. Everyone is coughing.

Touché.

#Funny #LOL #Humor #Humour #DadJoke

Dad Joke: My son was spending too much time playing computer games, so I said, “Son, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.”

He considered this for a moment and replied, “When Abe Lincoln was your age he was The President of the United States.”