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#LaurenBoebert

realcaseyrollins ✝️
3 days ago

@CSB Isn’t the #SM58 like the most popular microphone used for Live PAs? I’d think that her venue probably picked it out, rather than #LaurenBoebert herself.

5 days ago

Bobo is literally the absolute last person who should commenting on what constitutes a healthy relationship.

https://www.newsweek.com/lauren-boebert-dave-chappelle-photo-1848640

#Laurenboebert

Queer Lit Cats
6 days ago

Pink News: Lauren Boebert attack on working from home perfectly shut down by expert https://www.thepinknews.com/2023/11/30/lauren-boebert-work-from-home/ #LGBT #LGBTQ #Trans #Lesbian #2SLGBTQ #LaurenBoebert #Politics #News #US

Steve Dustcircle 🌹
6 days ago

#LaurenBoebert picks fight with witness, gets HUMILIATED at hearing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPaqwPflzzA

-0--1-
1 week ago

@TruthSandwich @finally @GOP Sadly, It's not only the @GOP, the #Democrats have problems with #CryptoRepublicans and @PoliticalEntrepreneurs like #JoeManchin #KyrstenSinema #JeffVanDrew; Repubs like #GeorgeSantos, #LaurenBoebert.

John Carlsen
3 weeks ago

@theothersimo @tristansnell

Hasn't #LaurenBoebert already poisoned enough people with her "pork sliders"?

(Who here really believes that she's washed her hands since?)

https://www.salon.com/2020/07/14/pork-sliders-sold-by-republican-house-candidate-who-supports-qanon-gave-customers-diarrhea-records/

-0--1-
4 weeks ago

@Waitnwallflower Sadly, #JoeManchin is not a Democrat. He never has been. He is a #PoliticalEntrepreneur. He was bought and owned years ago. He's like #KyrstenSinema #GeorgeSantos #JeffVanDrew #LaurenBoebert

Watch as Rep. #LaurenBoebert struggles to understand the #lawmaking process

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXe-MhLpUKM

John L. Roberson
1 month ago

Oh my god. Besides #laurenboebert's idiotic lack of preparation, look at her gum-smacking aide on the left side of the screen. This is like an SNL parody but it's real. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef144A5OkYw #republican #GOP #laughable

News Views
1 month ago

Marjorie Melts Down On Fellow Republicans Who Rejected Censure on Rashida Tlaib
Marge is big mad.

After 23 fellow House Republicans voted to table the motion brought by Marge to censure Rep. Rashida Tlaib, the Georgia hellcat brought the fight to her official Congressional account on "X."

https://twitter.co
https://newsviews.online/2023/11/02/marjorie-melts-down-on-fellow-republicans-who-rejected-censure-on-rashida-tlaib/
#MarjorieTaylorGreene #censure #ChipRoy #LaurenBoebert #MTG

The Gray Witch
1 month ago

@Susan_Larson_TN I wonder what #LaurenBoebert and #MarjorieTaylorGreene will expose next to take back the front page?

TheAuroraSentinel
1 month ago

Outraised and embattled, Lauren Boebert heads back to Colorado with a new campaign strategy

“It should be a lot easier to get a Republican candidate into the district. We shouldn’t be pulling teeth to get votes”

https://sentinelcolorado.com/state-and-region-news/colorado-news-state-and-region-news/outraised-and-embattled-lauren-boebert-heads-back-to-colorado-with-a-revamped-campaign-strategy/

#COpolitics #LaurenBoebert #NoPaywall

***Dave Hill
1 month ago

#LaurenBoebert is facing serious #primary pressure from #GOP folk who are afraid that the rural #conservatives in her district are likely to vote against her in '24, even if that means voting for a Dem (or not voting at all).

The challenge for the Dems is, if Hurd (or someone else) *is* the candidate, will the folk in the district simply vote for any not-Boebert with an (R) after their name?

https://www.coloradopols.com/diary/193903/former-governor-bill-owens-joins-the-hurd

Mark Taylor 🇳🇿:TheCDN4:
1 month ago

#USPol #LaurenBoebert

Via Wu Tang is for the Children @wutangkids
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17m
Someone call the police there’s been a murder 🤣….h/t
@lakotaman1

***Dave Hill
1 month ago

I kind of feel like there ought to be a middle ground between "My 17yo son got his girlfriend knocked up and I am writing him out of the will and retiring from public life out of shame" and "My 17yo son got his girlfriend knocked up and I am going to post billboards about it because it is so incredibly awesome and I am so proud he's following in my footsteps and my mom's too and yeah, I still don't think we should have sex ed in schools."

#LaurenBoebert

https://www.denverpost.com/2023/03/10/lauren-boebert-grandmother/

Hedgewizard
2 months ago

Continuing with my just-for-fun casting for a movie about the current far right shenanigans. What actors, living or dead, would you cast for the principals?

Fozzie and Kermit are George Santos and Lauren Boebert.

I've been trying not to stoop to outright parody but I figure with these two, fuck it

Next up #MTG I guess

#trumptrial #gop #GeorgeSantos #LaurenBoebert

Fozzie Bear and Kermit the Frog
George Santos and Lauren Boebert

😅

Supposedly we have to "Save The Children" from the international cabal of elite ped*philes that #Democrats run and from those evil #DragQueens but yet you have #LaurenBoebert jerking off her lover in a theater with kids in it and #Trump on national TV telling everyone that #Republicans "Eat their young" 😳🤦

But Yeah, Democrats are the problem 😂

Vas
2 months ago

betting odds:
Lauren Boebert to win re-election?
No-225
Yes+160..#LaurenBoebert..#GOP..#whitenationalism..#Colorado..#Congress..

Mark Taylor 🇳🇿:TheCDN4:
2 months ago

#LaurenBoebert

Via Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan
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1h
Hey Lauren Boebert, please take your squat-break behind someone else's Nissan Titan

U.S. Politics in Real Time
2 months ago

#SteveScalise wins #GOP nomination for House Speaker but faces internal party divisions to secure the role. Despite defeating #JimJordan 113 to 99, vocal opposition, including from #LaurenBoebert and #NancyMace, endangers unanimous support for his election.

https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2023/10/11/congress/scalise-gop-speaker-majority-house-00120940

Mark Taylor 🇳🇿:TheCDN4:
2 months ago

#LaurenBoebert

Via Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids
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1m
This headline 🤣

John L. Roberson
2 months ago

Why do #mattgaetz or #laurenboebert believe they are invulnerable and the most powerful members of Congress? https://www.newsweek.com/lauren-boebert-warning-republicans-remove-matt-gaetz-1832248

John L. Roberson
2 months ago

One wonders why #Mattgaetz thinks he has so much power when last time it was just him and #Laurenboebert mainly holding out against #KevinMcCarthy. This ant can't move a rubber tree plant https://www.thedailybeast.com/rep-matt-gaetz-says-he-will-force-vote-to-can-house-speaker-kevin-mccarthy-this-week #republicans

Spocko
2 months ago

#LaurenBoebert 's new campaign slogan is the best I've ever seen, hands down!

She'll be pulling a head in the polls amoungst the burgeoning incel demographic.

Campaign sign, Text says "Lauren Boebert. She'll jerk you off."
***Dave Hill
2 months ago
Mark Taylor 🇳🇿:TheCDN4:
2 months ago

#LaurenBoebert

Via Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids
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4m
🤣
@TheWienerCircle for the win!

Mark Taylor 🇳🇿:TheCDN4:
3 months ago

#LaurenBoebert

Not sure what this has to do with Sports - but continue ...

Via Barstool Sports 🤖 @barstoolsports

Lauren Boebert Handles Her Groping/Handjob Matter Like the Savvy Politician She Is: By Playing the Victim Card

https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3484993/lauren-boebert-handles-her-gropinghandjob-matter-like-the-savvy-politician-she-is-by-playing-the-victim-card

Tucker Carlson's Nuts
3 months ago

🥥 Everybody calm the fuck down.
#Republicans in the House -- represented by such luminaries as #LaurenBoebert, Marge Greene the outrage machine, wrasslin Gym Jordan, #MattGaetz the hard drinkin' alleged sex trafficker, and other clowns -- are fighting among themselves so much they do nothing but make empty threats.
Don't buy in to the bullshit they spew. 🥥

https://www.palmerreport.com/analysis/empty-threats/52096/

Steve :verified:
3 months ago

Conservative Women Slam “Bimbo” Boebert After She Got Caught Groping Her Date in Public.

https://youtu.be/mcFKKFbeNzA

#Boebert #LaurenBoebert #GOPHypocrite #GOPHypocracy #ChristainNationalists

image from video surveillance in a theatre showing Republican Congresswoman Lauren Boebert vaping
Mark Taylor 🇳🇿:TheCDN4:
3 months ago

#LaurenBoebert

Via Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids
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5m
That was the first date 🤣

OhSnap!Dragon
3 months ago

@BrianJopek
Her date is a Dem, so this is "Reaching Across the Aisle" 2023 style.
#Boebert #LaurenBoebert

Wren Birdie (she/her)
3 months ago

It isn't surprising that a Republican has again lied to constituents. It isn't surprising a Republican has displayed not having a moral compass or in the "family values" rhetoric they're peddling. It's certainly no surprise that again it's #LaurenBoebert

And it's NO surprise that it was NOT a drag queen or trans person engaging in lewd, sexual behavior in a theater full of kids.

What is surprising is she'll be the GOP candidate for Colorado's 3rd Congressional District.
https://youtu.be/UMgTuc2wl6U

Mark Taylor 🇳🇿:TheCDN4:
3 months ago

#Satire #NYTimesPitchbot #LaurenBoebert

Via A.J. Bauer @ajbauer

Whether it's Abraham Lincoln getting shot in the balcony or Lauren Boebert groping in the orchestra, Republicans have a hard time staying focused while attending theater.

Mark Taylor 🇳🇿:TheCDN4:
3 months ago

#Satire #NYTimesPitchbot #LaurenBoebert

Via Mika Walker Kane @mwalkerkane

@dougjballoon Are MAGA MILFs having a moment?

Mark Taylor 🇳🇿:TheCDN4:
3 months ago

#Satire #NYTimesPitchbot #LaurenBoebert

Via New York Times Pitchbot @dougjballoon

You Can’t Touch This

Super Freak Congresswoman Lauren Boebert thinks she’s too legit to quit, but a recent handsy incident could have her career ending faster than MC Hammer’s.

by Maureen Dowd

Mark Taylor 🇳🇿:TheCDN4:
3 months ago

#Satire #NYTimesPitchbot #LaurenBoebert

Via New York Times Pitchbot @dougjballoon

The Lady Is a Tramp

She loves the theater, but her handsy hijinks would have gotten her kicked out of the Rat Pack faster than Peter Lawford.

by Maureen Dowd

Mark Taylor 🇳🇿:TheCDN4:
3 months ago

#Satire #NYTimesPitchbot #LaurenBoebert

Via New York Times Pitchbot @dougjballoon

Analysis | Theatre incident demonstrates Congresswoman Boebert’s willingness to reach across the aisle

Mark Taylor 🇳🇿:TheCDN4:
3 months ago

#Satire #NYTimesPitchbot #LaurenBoebert

Via New York Times Pitchbot @dougjballoon

The same liberals who believe sex education should be taught in school totally freak out when a conservative Congresswoman gives a public demonstration of how to give a hand-job.

azteclady
3 months ago

We all agree that #LaurenBoebert giving her current boytoy a handjob during a performance of "Beetlejuice", with children seated literally behind her, while screeching that all queer people, but especially trans people, are "groomers", is the height of hypocrisy, right?

And that above and beyond everything else, she's a traitor and an asshole, right?

Okay.

So, how about doing something about it?

#Colorado #USPolitics #AdamFrisch

https://adamforcolorado.com/

Short twitter thread by Courtney Milan (timestamp 2:02pm Sep 17, 2023):

My feeling on the whole Boebert thing is that Adam Frisch has a solid chance of unseating her with our support, and I would rather talk about what he can do than what she did do.

Everyone already knows she's a liar and a hypocrite, this isn't going to change anyone's mind.

But we can change the seat and that's all I care about.

Here's Adam's site. He came inches from unseating Boebert in an off election cycle. He's talking about water and agriculture, and we need more Dems to step up on these urgent, climate-adjacent issues to help rural parts of the country.

(link cropped off, it's in my post)
End of Courtney Milan's twitter thread:

So here's my thing: if you have a chance to dunk on her, and there are many, don't forget to tell people about Adam Frisch.

She's the most beatable of the Treason Chucklefucks. Let's get her out.

And most of all: let's support Democrats in rural areas who are pitching solidarity from a deep knowledge of their area, and sending the message that climate mitigation is for everyone.
Democracy Matters :verified:
3 months ago

Get ready, #Colorado, to VOTE OUT LAUREN BOEBERT!

JUNE 25, 2024

#LaurenBoebert #GoneGirl

LAUREN BOEBERT 
GONE GIRL
JUNE 25, 2024
TheAuroraSentinel
3 months ago

PERRY: Boebert says divorce had a hand in her groping for answers at Denver theater

"It's hard to tell which of her “values” she believes were misaligned with lying and public obscenity."

https://sentinelcolorado.com/opinion/perry-rep-boebert-says-her-divorce-had-a-hand-in-her-groping-for-answers-at-denver-theater-last-week/

#COpolitics #LaurenBoebert #Beetlebert

John L. Roberson
3 months ago

@GottaLaff Why that's great! How broad-minded of her. I'm glad she now supports these things!
(checks notes) Hey wait...
#republicans #woke #drag #laurenboebert

Tom Servo
3 months ago

@godpod #LaurenBoebert will attempt a porn career in 2 years mark my words

God :verified:
3 months ago

Lauren Boebert is a total hypocrite. #LaurenBoebert
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8j48s4N/

"She appears to get an abrupt response from the feral congresswoman and it leaves her visibly taken aback. …

It’s literally right there on video. Just like the pregnant woman said. Boebert’s comical lies are all proven for all of us to see."

#LaurenBoebert #Republican #FamilyValue #Pro-Life
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"She insisted that she was not vaping at the event. The whole pregnant woman story was false.

Then last night local news produced a video which not only showed Boebert clearly vaping — sure enough there’s also a visibly pregnant woman sitting behind Boebert. The video actually includes the moment when the pregnant woman leans forward and asks Boebert something."

~ Josh Marshall

#LaurenBoebert
/1

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/theres-videotape-annals-of-feral-lauren-boebert

HistoPol
5 months ago

@GottaLaff

/s: Wrong picture.
Let's have a better look at who he's going to unseat.
One of the most undeserving and unqualified Members of Congress:

#Bobo
#LaurenBoebert
#Boebert

Note:
1 pic removed, as it now turns out that it wasn't Bobo after all, and the pic was planted.

John L. Roberson
6 months ago

Jayson #Boebert’s Son Called the Police to Report Him for Abuse, and the Congresswoman Intervened TO STOP THE CALL. https://jezebel.com/jason-boebert-s-son-called-the-police-to-report-him-for-1850476154 #laurenboebert

Rodney Grim
7 months ago

All news about #LaurenBoebert is always sad. After she came so close to losing, its just so sad to still hear her name.

bikejourno
7 months ago

When exactly did getting thrown off an #aeroplane for not cooperating with flight attendants become an act of #patriotism and not a consequence of being an unbearable Alpha Karen unwilling to adapt to rules applying to ALL passengers?
Seriously, find another stage to show how rebellious you are. Or find yourself back on a #noflylist, rightfully so!
#GOPasshats
#UnitedStates #LaurenBoebert

Hrefna (DHC)
8 months ago

Presidential hopeful and #Florida governor #DeSantis refers to a trans woman as a "that."

#LaurenBoebert (R-CO3): Describes gender affirming care as the "mutilation of young children."

Former President and future Presidential hopeful #Trump: We need to ban transgender care for minors and promote the [1950s imagined] nuclear family.

Privileged people and HR departments: "At the end of the day we all need to work together and talking politics harms that ability…"

Preston MacDougall
9 months ago

@kairyssdal ⬆️

Yeah, I guess all the #CultureWars stuff made #LaurenBoebert forget all the #Macroeconomics she learned in college.

Oh wait…

#SaveAmerica from the #DarkMAGA cult of ignorance and death ☠️. #Resist

Preston MacDougall
10 months ago

@georgetakei ⬆️

If #LaurenBoebert represents the people of #WesternColorado , I have zero interest going there.

#SaveAmerica from the #DarkMAGA cult, and #DoNotCollaborateWithFascists !

Brian Halpin
11 months ago

Is anthropology a legitimate "science"?

Or is anthropology more like history? A disciplined but personal interpretation of data, where the things we see are often merely the things others choose to reveal? Or perhaps the things we were looking for in the first place?

What would happen if we trained the eye of an anthropologist or social scientist onto "white" American evangelicals and gun culture?

https://beforewewerewhite.com/2021/04/27/lauren-boebert-anthropology-and-american-gun-culture/

#anthropology #LaurenBoebert #GunCulture #history @histodons

US Congresswoman Lauren Boebert speaking into microphone in front of American flag with handgun in leg holster
Lorry
1 year ago

I just stole this from Amber / @AnIllicitWriter on #Twitter - I didn't want to give Elon the traffic.

#JimmyKimmel #LaurenBoebert #IRL or #SNL #Video

#Politics #USPol #Comedy