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#MastoCats

Rasta
31 minutes ago

It's already daylight!! 😎​
(It was so cloudy, I wasn't sure?)

What plans have you made today? 🤔​

♪ Don't feel like picking up my phone ....🎤​
LEAVE A MESSAGE!!

#Cats #Caturday #Video #Goals #CatsOfMastodon #MastoCats #FediCats #Lazy
#AltText

A cat sits quite comfortable with rear paws out as if on a stool. A tiny table in front, and staring at a TV, the image spins around to see the cat from all angles, and the lyrics to Bruno Mars Lazy Song goes by the screen, Today I don't feel like doing anything, I just wanna lay in my bed, don't feel like picking up my phone
LEAVE A MESSAGE!!
Rasta
1 hour ago

"If the earth was flat,
cats would have knocked
everything off it by now."

#Cat #Cats #Caturday #Catholic #CatsOfMastodon #MastoCats #FediCats #AltText

a sign.
CATHOLIC (n)
a cat with a drinking problem
💎 Klunkerfisch 🐟
3 hours ago

Leo ist schlecht gelaunt - und das, obwohl ich ihn gar nicht in den April geschickt habe. Noch nicht. 🤭😾
#caturday #catsofmastodon #mastocats #april #mood

PetitPas
3 hours ago

Pousse toi, je veux la bouillotte Part. 1
#MastoCats

Chatte grise qui vient se poser tête bêche avec la tigrée sur mes genoux. Y a plus beaucoup de place
PetitPas
3 hours ago

Le temps est moche mais le chat est beau
#MastoCats

Chatte tigrée sur mes genoux, yeux mi-clos, fluff intense
Rasta
4 hours ago

Everybody up? I like that!

Howdy..
Don't forget about the meeting? 😉​
I'm Heardling for 30 min, we'll have coffee then.

CATHOLIC MEETING TODAY!

It's those Catholics again: 😂

#GoodMorning #Bonjour #GutenMorgen #BomDia #Mastodon #Fediverse #Cats #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #MastoCats #FediCats #Catholic #Meetings #AltText

a bunch of nuns sitting on chairs with the bishop. BANNER above says, CATHOLIC MEETING TODAY, one one person seated with them, has a cat on his lap, and a tee shirt that indicates I LOVE CATS, and the caption below..

5 minutes in, Colin suddenly realised that he had mis-read the sign
kernpanik 🐾
4 hours ago

… and now:
A HAPPY #CATURDAY TO EACH AND ALL OF YOU! 😺

#Qualitätskatzen #CatsOfMastodon #cats #Katzen #gatti #MastoCats #FediCats #CatContent #Greece #Agistri #Flausch
(photo: @kernpanik | license: CC BY-NC-SA 4.0)

A tabby-and-white cat in a small harbour, sitting on the edge of the dock.

# #cats #MastoCats #Caturday
これから出かけなきゃならんのだよ、聞いてる?

Candice
10 hours ago

I see a cat, I boost it. It is the right way to Mastodon. 😉

#CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #Katzen #MastoCats

# #cats #MastoCats #Caturday
野生を忘れた方がコチラ。

Iggy
16 hours ago

Waffles the #cat, not wanting to stay still for a clear picture.
#CatsOfMastodon #mastocats #tripawed #cats #ThreeLeggedCat

My 3-legged tabby cat Waffles, kind of blurry, looking toward the camera.
My 3-legged tabby cat Waffles, blurry and looking off to the side.
Spike Nesmith
1 day ago

Hard to see, but in honour of Smudge being under the weather and to make us both feel a wee bit better, it’s a Smudge Shirt Friday! Yep, that’s the man himself on my shirt! Smudge was hiding this morning, a sure fire sign that he’s not ‘feline’ much better (see what I did there??) despite my hopes that he could eat and sleep himself healthy again, so Sneezy McSnotbubble is off to the vet this afternoon.

Wish us luck!

#catsofmastodon #mastocats #cats

座れませんな。
# #cats #MastoCats #CatsOfMastodon

Kath
1 day ago

Schwimmbadkadse. Oder was halt so passiert, wenn ich versuche, eine Katze, die gemütlich daliegt, zu fotografieren.

#CatsOfMastodon #MastoCats #FediCats

Katze mit dreifarbigem Fell steht auf der Motorhaube eines Autos auf einem Parkplatz. Die Katze ist leicht unscharf und hat ein Bein angehoben, weil sie in Bewegung fotografiert wurde.
Martha Crimson
1 day ago
Alea the Black Cat in sleeping bean position on my blue stars and symbols blanket.

If you’ve never seen a cat bark, here’s your chance. 😍😍😍 #MastoCats #instagram

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cn4fPo6oDKq/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

# #cats #MastoCats #CatsOfMastodon
掃除機早く終わらせてよ。のカオ。

Iggy
2 days ago

Some video of Waffles the #cat being brushed.
#CatsOfMastodon #tripawed #cats #ThreeLeggedCat #mastocats

My 3-legged tabby cat Waffles, very much enjoying being brushed around his face.
Spike Nesmith
2 days ago

Here’s the state of the state: Bear wants to play. Smudge wants to watch Bear play.

We had to lift Smudge off the bed and put him in front of the food, but he ate a good portion of “lil soup”. Since then he’s wandered around, and settled into a cave on Bear’s tower. He positioned himself where he could see the area Bear plays the most, so if you don’t mind, I have some mice to throw across the room and an audience of one, waiting for the show.

#catsofmastodon #catsoffacebook #mastocats #cats

This is definitely my brain doing its weird thing, but for some reason they always take the exact same pose when they come to sit near the foot rest under my desk, and it always gives me classic Hildebrandt 'A New Hope' poster vibes. XD

#CatsOfMastodon #cats #cat #pets #floof #catstodon #CatContent #MastoCats

A compilation of two images, on the left there's the classic Star Wars A New Hope 1977 poster painted by 
Greg and Tim Hildebrandt and on the right my two cats, one standing on the foot rest under my desk and the other one leaning on it, making a similar pose with the one on the poster.
PetitPas
2 days ago

Admire me
#MastoCats

Chatte tigrée les yeux fermés assise sur un coussin fleuri bleu, la tête de côté, les pattes avant l'une sur l'autre devant elle

プリントされる様子を見ている猫

#キュウちゃん #kyuchan #cat #mastocats

猫にはふしぎな、プリンター。
PetitPas
2 days ago
Mon index tendu près du petit nez de la chatte tigrée, qui ferme les yeux
Kyna
2 days ago

@stufromoz We have a cat that doesn't seem to realise he has bones. He lays in positions that look more like puddles of fur with paws coming out every which way.

#CatsofMastodon #Cats #MastoCats

A grey tabby cat is sleeping. His paws are going in four different directions.
A grey tabby cat with a fluffy belly is laying partly on his back and partly on his side. Paws and head and tail are going off in multiple different directions. Hhis head is upside down relative to his body and he appears to be using his very fluffy tail as a pillow.
Rasta
2 days ago
For some reason, the cat sat directly in front of the sensor for the TV remote. he thinks the news is coming on, he's glued to the TV set.. Too glued.. can't turn it on unless he moves.

#Cats #Mastocats #Fedicats #CatsOfMastodon #Alt4You #AltText
A cat laying on an office desk, drives his paw through a tissue roll on the desk. The cat is black with white paws, so you just see the white sticking through
Kath
2 days ago

Flauschkadser hat den Wäschekorb umgeschmissen und sich dann auf die frisch gewaschene Wäsche gelegt...

#CatsOfMastodon #MastoCats #FediCats

Braungetigerter Kater liegt auf Wäsche, die aus einem umgeworfenen roten Wäschekorb quillt.
Talyaa 🦋
3 days ago

Mijo says “play with me!” but Tika remains unimpressed.

#CatsOfMastodon #Cats #Catstodon #MastoCats

A gray striped cat lying on a beige rug, halfway out of a play tunnel for cats, reaching toward another gray cat whose back faces you. The first cat has a beseeching expression on his face as he reaches one paw toward the other cat, who remains unimpressed.
Rasta
3 days ago
"HEY, F'N' STARVING HERE! HELLO?"

This is how he summons me, any time of the day or night, when he has food insecurity.
The food is stored inside there, and he knows it.

#Cats #Mastocats #Video #CatsOfMastodon #Fedicats #Alt4You #AltText
A wooden sign hangs on a cupboard door. It is shaped as a paw print, with, 'my cat is lazier than your cat's written on it. There's a food dish on the floor, half full, and the cat is banging the sign to tell me he wants the food stored inside.
Iggy
3 days ago

Yet ANOTHER boxing day for Waffles the #cat

#CatsOfMastodon #cats #tripawed #mastocats #ThreeLeggedCat

My 3-legged tabby cat Waffles, hunkered down in a cardboard box, sleeping, with his head against the wall.
PetitPas
3 days ago

Les seules réquisitions acceptables
#MastoCats

Ma chatte grise qui attrape ma main pour que je lui gratte le cou et la tête, en 3 actes
Rasta™ OLD
3 days ago

When you lie on your resume but you still get the job

#meme #Cats #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #MastoCats #FediCats #AltText

The entrance to the building has Lions on either side of the side rails. 
The third side rail has a cat in the same position as the lions. 
CAPTION
When you lie on your resume but you still get the job
Frank & Joe
3 days ago

Well, I've been called before the committee. Again 😬😂 #CatsOfMastodon #MastoCats #cats #TheCommittee #TheHardyBoyCats

Two cats looking sternly into the camera
Erik Schouten 73
3 days ago

Het is ochtend, allemaal opstaan
#catsofmastodon #catstodon #cats #cat #mastocats #mastocat

Rasta™ OLD
3 days ago

It's like a playpen, but it's my office desk. Someone is feeling playful.

.. and it's time to log off, and say goodbye..

#GoodNight #BonneNuit #GuteNacht #BoaNoite #Mastodon #Fediverse
(That's a pen we play with)
#Cats #CatsOfMastodon #Mastocats #Fedicats #Video #Alt4You #AltText

Frank & Joe
3 days ago

An early night for Frankie 😻 #CatsOfMastodon #MastoCats #Cats #TheHardyBoyCats

A beautiful kitty curled up and sleeping
Erin
4 days ago

New lumbar support pillow arrived

#CatsOfMastodon #mastocats #BlackCat #WorkFromHome #cats

A black cat sits behind a person on the seat of an office chair.
Iggy
5 days ago

Waffles the #cat loves to be held! 😀

Sometimes! 😀

#CatsOfMastodon #mastocats #cats #tripawed #ThreeLeggedCat

My 3-legged tabby cat Waffles, on my lap, objecting to being held.
Talyaa 🦋
6 days ago

Hey Mijo (cat on the right), you’re being watched…😹

#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #Catstodon #MastoCats

Two gray striped cats, one in the foreground looking off to the left, the other in the background crouched on a black shelf.
Gregory J. Rosmaita
6 days ago

"Ithz culleda bleefpth. My tong ith stikeen owtof my mouf. Ithz REEW WEE qwute!"

[translation: "It's called a bleep. My tounge is sticking out of my mouth. It is REALLY cute!"]

#AlwaysUseALT #BCatPix #Caturday #AlwaysReadTheALT #CatsOnMastodon #CatsOfMastodon #MastoCats #cats

A close-up of Baby Cat's tan face with dramatic black markings & shading as she sits on the catio. BC's enormous sage green eyes are firmly fixed on the viewer. Beneath Baby's extremely boopable dusty rose nose, a tiny bit of bright pink tongue can be seen poking out of her white milk muzzle. There's a jet black capital W in parentheses on BC's forehead. 

Baby's neck & chest are also tan, with tiger stripes that resemble necklaces of several widths & hues, from rich chocolate to jet black. Her out-of-focus tan forepaws peek somewhat pigeon-toedly from under her chest.

BC's eager to impress upon her human just how damn cute she looks — like a slightly frazzled girlboss — trying her damndest to clearly articulate without breaking pose.

Sun-hit sofa spot officially the #1 hip place to hang out at the moment.

#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #cats #cat #pets #floof #catstodon #CatContent #MastoCats #DogsOfMastodon #dogs #dog

My two cats and my dog all gathered near a spot on the sofa directly hit by sunlight.
The KamikaZEN 🇲🇽
1 week ago

Apparently this parking lot had a feline supervisor 😸

#Cat #Cats #MastoCats #FediCats #CatsOfMastodon

A grey, striped cat, sitting on the my car’s hood in front of a green wall
PetitPas
1 week ago

Raboule ton plat
#MastoCats

Chatte tigrée assise sur un bras de fauteuil bleu, tête tournée vers moi, yeux verts sévères
Kath
1 week ago

Kuschelkadser ist kuschelig.

#CatsOfMastodon #MastoCats #FediCats

Person hält einen schwarzweißen Kater auf dem Arm und küsst ihn auf den Kopf. Über dem Gesicht der Person ist ein Emoji mit Herzchenaugen.
Iggy
1 week ago
My 3-legged tabby cat Waffles, sleeping on his back, with his front paws slightly akimbo.
My 3-legged tabby cat Waffles, sleeping on his back, with his front paws kind of covering his face.
Rasta™
2 weeks ago

I thought long and hard, about shelves above my office desk. It was a good idea, can't you see?
I gained one square foot of desk space, for another cat to fill.

At one point, I had three cats, at the same time, on my desk.. but someone couldn't keep his paws off the others, and rippled the Space Time Continuum, NNM (No Names Mentioned), but you know it was Teddy.

(Just so we're clear, this is Maya, the Princess)
#Blackcat #CatsaOfMastodon #Mastocats #Fedicats #Office

A cat hangs over a shelf
Rasta™
2 weeks ago

"Talk to the paw!"

Amish cat refuses to allow mirrors, makeup, or photos.

#Cats #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #MastoCats #FediCats #AltText

A cat holds up a paw against the camera

Today is a special #Caturday!

It’s my #Birthday today *plus* we celebrated our little old lady’s 17th Birthday just a few days ago! So, it’s officially the best Caturday ever. Confirmed.

#MastoCats #CatsOfMastadon

Cat with white chest and black/brown hair looking towards the window on the right side of the image. She’s on a couch with a desk and computer screen in the distance.
Britt smiling on the left looking at her cat on the right. They’re both seated and resting in a mildly lit room.
Talyaa 🦋
2 weeks ago

Tika gazing thoughtfully into the distance as she ponders the vastness of existence.

#CatsOfMastodon #Catstodon #MastoCats #ExistentialAngst

Closeup of a gray striped cat gazing off to the left as she ponders her life choices.
Martha Crimson
2 weeks ago

Friends. I may not get my sock box back. After her rage sleeping the other day, Alea the Black Cat has now decided it's A Good Place To Be. Pray for my hot dog socks - they're now subjected to black fur.

#AleaTheBlackCat #CatsOfMastodon #MastoCats #ArtistLife

Alea the Black Cat in loaf position inside a cheap wooden box with socks.
Gregory J. Rosmaita
3 weeks ago

The Flammarion Feline finds the point where the Sky & the Earth touch...

#AlwaysUseALT #BCatPix #TheArtOfALT #AlwaysReadTheALT #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOnMastodon #MastoCats #cats

The Flammarion engraving, circa 1888

This wood engraving depicts a male traveller, clothed in a long robe & carrying a staff, kneeling & putting his head, shoulders, & right arm through the star-studded edge of the firmament, where the earth meets the sky, in order to glimpse the celestial spheres. Behind him is a stylized representation of the terrestrial world, featuring a large tree & a human-faced sun.

The kneeling man is visibly overawed by the fantastic realm of circling clouds, suns & fires beyond the heavens. One of the pieces of cosmic machinery depicted is a traditional pictorial representations of the "wheel in the middle of a wheel" described in the visions of the Hebrew prophet Ezekiel. The caption that accompanies the engraving in Flammarion's book reads:

"A missionary of the Middle Ages tells that he had found the point where the sky and the Earth touch..."
Baby Cat—a chocolate colored tan-ticked tabby with a wide jet black stripe down the middle of her back—standing on her hind paws on a reclining chair.

BC has stuck her head underneath a shade which is being used to hold up the partially detached screen, enclosing the catio. The screen is held tight by 2 bungee chords, attached to eye-bolts. Behind the screen, the shadow outline of Baby's head &  sharply alert ears can clearly be seen. Baby's tan back lozenge is directly below the screen.

The screen has quickly become Baby's bugbear, as it blocks her view of the neighborhoods main access road & the arroyo where the quails nest & play & above which the hawks & ravens fly. Usually, Baby climbs on her human's shoulders for an unimpeded view of all the action in the arroyo.

Baby Cat has tiger striped legs, which are tan on the underside, turning solid black halfway down. The wide jet black stripe on her back narrows to thin line running the length of BC's tan black ringed tail to its jet black tip.
Gregory J. Rosmaita
3 weeks ago

"Baby is my sunshine
My only sunshine
She makes me happy
When skies are gray
I think she knows dear
How much I love her
So ain't nobody gonna
Take my Baby away"

#AlwaysUseALT #BCatPix #AlwaysReadTheALT #VenusOnTheHalfShell #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOnMastodon #cats #MastoCats

Out of a burst of sun rays that dominate the image emerges Baby Cat, a chocolate colored tan-ticked tabby. Only her demurely downcast tan head, tan tiger-striped chest & her tiger-striped forelegs can be seen.

Baby truly looks like a gift from the gods, sun kissed  by golden rays that impart a golden sheen to her tan fur.

Just as Venus emerged from the sea, fully formed, so has Baby Cat entered from the sun.