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#Meme

Big Jesus Trashcan☑️🏴
15 minutes ago

#startsbeatboxing #hereswonderwall thanks to @Air_Quotes_Comedian for making the original image.
memes are a team sport #Meme #MemeAtMeBro

Meming
18 minutes ago
Meming
2 hours ago
Absolute Memery 🎭
4 hours ago

😵‍💫

#Meme #Memes

🙈 Cute & Funny Animals 🙉
4 hours ago

Showing who's the boss

#CuteAnimals #FunnyAnimals #Meme #Memes

Mark Chandler
5 hours ago

What immediately pops into my head whenever I hear the song, Smile Like You Mean It.

#DogsOfMstdn #Chihuahua #meme

Color photo of a dark, short-hair Chihuahua. The dog is showing its teeth, which makes it appear as if it is smiling. The same photo has been used in several memes.
Celrunia_QT
5 hours ago

Why does everyone keep calling me the sloppy blowjob devil?!

Warning: Extremely loud sounds!

#chainsawman #cosplay #femboy #kobeni #kobenihigashiyama #knife #classy #murderer #butt #ass #lethal #assassin #cringe #meme

mehdi
6 hours ago

This is true.
#meme

TheChive Bot
8 hours ago

Well that’s just the funniest freakin’ thing I’ve seen all week (30 Photos)
https://thechive.com/humor/well-thats-just-the-funniest-freakin-thing-ive-seen-all-week-30-photos-30/
#Humor #Meme #Tweets #funny tweets #memes #tweets #weekly tweets

A picture from the feed of Well that’s just the funniest freakin’ thing I’ve seen all week (30 Photos)
Munchbud Ink
9 hours ago

Banana Eel

Hope you like it! (^v^)

#meme #funny #animals #food #art #drawing #illustration

Epi-Yeti
9 hours ago

Is brain cell fusion after #COVID forever? #MEME #EpiVerse

Drew Durnil Memes 🎭
9 hours ago

Countries with the Highest GDP Per Capita... (Countryballs)

🔗 https://yewtu.be/watch?v=0UjzOEg_f-g

#DrewDurnil #Meme #Memes

🙈 Cute & Funny Animals 🙉
10 hours ago

All trains are delayed until further notice!

#CuteAnimals #FunnyAnimals #Meme #Memes

Absolute Memery 🎭
10 hours ago

He just wanted to share his wealth... :(

#Meme #Memes

ZhiZhu
10 hours ago

@JenLucPiquant

At least a few in the MAGA crowd are "not buying it anymore"

Will the rest of the MAGA people ever stop buying Trump's con?

#Trump #Meme

Meme with a screen shot of a Trump fund-raising announcement on the left third of the image. On the right third is the text:
"Dear Trump,

Aren't you supposed to be rich? Why do you keep asking for MY money to pay YOUR bills?

Quit your begging, ya mooch!

Sincerely,
Not Buying It Anymore
Meming
10 hours ago

Yes, I'm a dad. How did you know?

https://redd.it/144f8x2

#meme #funny #bot #reddit

AniAniBoy
10 hours ago

Aunt Cass joined the youth trend and made her first video for the social network.

#rule34 #3dporn #animation #nsfw #BigHero6 #aunt #auntCass #casshamada #milf #dance #tiktok #meme

Version with text: https://hotstash.net/item/177173/
WithOUT text: https://hotstash.net/item/177174/

Nude version: https://hotstash.net/item/177182/

AniAniBoy
10 hours ago

Aunt Cass joined the youth trend and made her first video for the social network.

#rule34 #3dporn #animation #nsfw #BigHero6 #aunt #auntCass #casshamada #milf #dance #tiktok #meme

Version with text: https://hotstash.net/item/177173/
WithOUT text: https://hotstash.net/item/177174/

Nude version: https://hotstash.net/item/177182/

Wenn Neoliberale argumentativ in die Ecke gedrängt werden:
#meme #FDP #Neoliberalismus

Stanpgist
14 hours ago

Indeed 😅🤣🤣.
@erosalie #stanpgist #funny #meme

Klugscheißer-Disclaimer:
Es ist nicht eindeutig, wie viele Buchstaben das deutsche Alphabet enthält. Abhängig von der Bewertung der Umlaute Ä, Ö, Ü sowie des ẞ werden meist 26 oder (seltener) 30 Buchstaben gezählt, manchmal auch 27 oder 29 Buchstaben. In diesem Zitat gehen wir von 26 Buchstaben aus – Ä, Ö, Ü und ẞ werden nicht mitgezählt.

Ist ja auch egal, da das Zitat dir eigentlich nur sagen möchte, das du #nichtverzagen sollst, wenn es mal nicht klappt im Leben.

#zitat #meme

„Vergiss nicht: Wenn Plan A schief geht, gibt´s noch 25 weitere Buchstaben.“ Chris Guillebeau
Danny Lucas
16 hours ago

😀
#meme

𝕯𝖎𝖒𝖎
16 hours ago

This needed to be said.

#meme #humour #icecream @memes @humour

A picture of ice creams, with the text "People who say it's too cold for ice cream are people you don't need in your life"
Absolute Memery 🎭
16 hours ago
I Like Books
19 hours ago

Text only meme with too much to fit in alt-text so split between the main post and the alt-text

Tumblr post by manhating-babyeater:

Men, are you worried for your own safety because misandry?

You need to accept that misandry happens in the real world and take some precautions

(the suggestions are in the alt-text)

#Meme #Misandry #Sarcasm #Feminism

**Take a self defense class**, they're only a couple hundred dollars a month

**Don't go out after dark unless you have a woman to chaperone you.** Misandrists are less likely to attack if they see you are with another woman.

**Don't wear anything too douchey** If you're wearing a fedora or a sexist t-shirt, etc. you're pretty much asking to get attacked. Misandrists can't control themselves when they see a man in a fedora, their instincts kick in and before they know it they have a dead male corpse in their hands. Just be a good boy and don't tempt them, okay?

**Don't ever invite a woman into your home** Misandrists will interpret this as consent to physical violence.

**Drinking increases your risk of being attacked by a misandrist.** They target drunk men because their inhibitions are lowered.

**Never leave your drink unattended** Misandrists are notorious for poisoning men at parties and bars.

If a misandrist does attack you, be quiet and let her finish or you might anger her further and you are liable to get murdered instead of just mutilated. But also, be sure to put up a good fight because a lot of men say they don't want to be attacked by misandrist but deep down they really like it.

and remember, accusing a woman of abusive misandry is worse than being abused by a misandrist. So before you make accusations, make sure it wasn't all just a silly misunderstanding.
Daniel Detlaf
20 hours ago
[MEME[ Picture: Thick orange haze blocking view of New York skyline.

Caption: New Yorkers urged to remain vigilant after Donald Trump is rendered completely invisible.

▶️ #PatRobertson died believing (or said he believed) he'd be meeting St. Peter right about now.

#God has long had other plans for the #Christianist hatemonger and scammer.

"Mr. 700 Club" has been sealed in a purpose-built box and dumped at sea with the #PaulaWhite cat #meme playing on a loop. For eternity.

Because God hates bigots.

https://youtu.be/M9rOgFHvnVA

Absolute Memery 🎭
22 hours ago
Brian
22 hours ago
Canada
East Coats
Clayton Hove
1 day ago

Fuente Desconocida #meme

Laura Manach :bongoCat:
1 day ago

#Meme of the day :toot:

Mandu 🥟
1 day ago
woman wearing vision pro with shattered front glass. caption: Everybody's apple vision pro Exactly one day after buying it
Daniel Detlaf
1 day ago
' Damien Owens : QY @OwensDamien \ I’m 50. All celebrity news looks like this:

‘CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT’
Future Sprog
2 days ago

Back on that other site you’d get muppets passing around that oversimplified meme about neat lawns being dead.

Well I let my grass grow quite a bit longer than normal and the native spleenwort that was covering the place has been smothered by the tall grass, the remuremu (selliera) is stuffed, kohukohu (scleranthus) is rife with couch grass, the other tiny native grass is knackered except for the place where it escaped into the short grass, and generally it’s all weeds and mess.

But #meme yo

Mark Tillotson
2 days ago

When was the last time you had a good belly laugh?

#Humor #Meme #Joke #Jokes
#Funny #Humour #LOL

A photo of a small child in a diaper laughing while standing on the ground. 
Text says: Laugh until your belly hurts and then just a little bit more!
Sans DeC
2 days ago

on a dépassé l’heure du goûter alors je décrète l’heure de la mignonitude
#meme #memecredi

bisou de loutres
hybrid havoc :1m: :rm:
2 days ago

Always ahead of his time.

#Apple #VisionPro #meme @memes

Side-by-side images of the Apple Vision Pro, a $3500 AR headset that looks like ski goggles, and the Macho Man Randy Savage wearing ski goggles. The comparison is titled "Always ahead of his time."
𝕯𝖎𝖒𝖎
3 days ago

I would follow this recommendation if I were you.

#meme #humour #cat #catofmastodon

@memes@lemmy.ml @memes@sopuli.xyz

The screenshot of a tweet from the Washington state département of nature with a picture of a cougar and the text "If you encounter a cougar, we Strongly recommend the opposite of pspspspsps"
I Like Books
3 days ago

"Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won't take a simple fucking "no" for an answer."

#Meme #Privilege #Oppression #Sex

Text only meme, a tumblr post with answers

Original post

kylesbogusjourney:
"Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex"

response by omgoswin:
"Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won't take a simple fucking "no" for an answer."

response by cyberneticsoul:
"Nail, head, meet hammer."
Q.
3 days ago
Cartoon image by Gemma Correll. A person with a red and white striped shirt and black pants is laying on her face on the ground. The caption says “A Depression.” 

Below is the same image only now there is a palm tree, a drink with a small umbrella in it, and the person is wearing sunglasses and a lei. The caption says, “A Tropical Depression.”
Upol Ehsan
3 days ago

Can't wait for the deluge of AR/VR/MR "experts" and their lifechanging "Here are 10 ways the #AppleVisionPro will 1000x your productivity" tweets.

Brace yourself 😅

#AR #VR #AI #Metaverse #Mastodon #AI #hype #Meme

𝕯𝖎𝖒𝖎
4 days ago

The kind of breaking #news I would like to see more often.

#Dog #Doggo #meme #humour
@humour

À picture of two cars with dogs getting out of the window, one of them with a plush bear.
The text reads "Breaking news This pit bull pulled out her teddy to show it to a dog of another car"
𝕯𝖎𝖒𝖎
5 days ago

This is 2023 for you... #tech #meme #humour #apple

A picture of someone wearing the Apple glasses with the text 90s: dont sit too close to the tv - 2023:
Laimis
5 days ago

Someone shared this #meme with me, dying laughing 😂😂😂

Meme about autocorrect changing fuck to duck
Gabriele Svelto
5 days ago

Tonight's #Dune sietchposting #meme 25/

A picture of Frank Herbert writing on his typewriter. The caption reads: "Frank Herbert used his masterpiece Dune to warn us about the danger posed by charismatic leaders and how prescience will ruin your sex life".
mc.fly
5 days ago

#meme probably of me maturing

Chance of me maturing. 
Pic of a pacman. 
Black: no
Yellow: also no just in yellow to draw a pacman
His & Hearse Press
6 days ago

First of all, yes. Second, remember that these are *coffins* not *caskets*. Happy Caturday!

🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛

#HisAndHearsePress #Caturday #CaturdayEveryDay #CatLover #CatsAreGodsAndTheyKnowIt #CatsRule #Coffin #Casket #CoffinNotCasket #Funeral #Burial #Pyramids #Meme

A purple damask frame around a meme. It shows two identical brown coffins, one labeled “successful people” and the other “unsuccessful people.” A third image shows a row of pyramids in Egypt with the label (people who love cats.”
lucas
6 days ago
Adam and Eve sitting naked under an apple tree.
Eve: "The trouble didn't start after I ate the apple, the trouble started after I ate the mushroom. That's when the snake started talking."
Evie (SleepyCatten)
1 week ago

Words mean nothing if you're not willing to actually take a REAL stand against fanatical bigotry, Joe :FaceExhaling:

#meme #memes #LGBTQ+ #LGBTQIA+ #LGBTQIA2S+ #queer #TransRights #TransRightsAreHumanRights #USPolitics #USPol #Pride #Pride2023 #PrideMonth #PrideMonth2023 #PrideIsAProtest

This image uses the High Five artwork by Gudim as a meme template. It shows 4 panels in a 2 by 2 grid.

Panel 1 - A hand is seen reaching out of water, requesting help. It is captioned: "LGBTQIA2S+ rights in the US."

Panel 2 - The hand has sunk more into the water. Another hand is approaching from the left, as if to help, captioned: "Joe Biden".

Panel 3 - Instead of helping, the approaching hand high-fives the sinking hand. This is captioned with a quote from a recent Whitehouse statement: "My entire administration stands proudly with the LGBTQI+ community."

Panel 4 - The other hand is now gone, having performed the high-five. The drowning hand that needed help can be seen sinking into the water forever, as its final bubbles of air float to the surface.
Mark Gardner ‍:sdf:
1 week ago

@x1101 @axbom Feel free to circulate this #podcast == #RSS graphic #meme I did a few months ago

It's only a podcast if it comes from the RSS region of the web.
Otherwise, it's just sparkling audio. 🥂
Mandu 🥟
1 week ago

Succession may be over, but the spinoff is just getting started. #caturday #meme

Outside in enclosed patio, 4 cats are sitting in green patio chairs around a green table with a plant on it. 2 cats are brown, 1 cat is brown and white, and 1 is dark gray. caption: "Catcession Season 1 Streaming on PATIOmax"
KydiaMusic
1 week ago

Do you ever think about where the music comes from when you're put on hold with a customer service rep? Of course you don't. You only think about yourself.

#MusicMemes #ADHDMusicians #CustomerService #HoldMusic #ElevatorMusic #Comic #Funny #Meme

Credit: Zach/Extra Fabulous Comics

Four-panel color comic by Extra Fabulous Comics. Top left panel depicts a brunette customer service representative, wearing a headset in front of a computer. The speech bubble says "Thank you for calling, please hold for a minute." The top right panel depicts the customer, a blonde person on their cell phone with music notes coming out of the phone.
The bottom left panel depicts the blonde customer pulling the phone away from their ear as the phone continues to emit music notes. The speech bubble says "This music fucking sucks." The bottom right panel reveals the brunette customer service rep playing a saxophone through tears; they are the source of the hold music.
Simoto 🏴‍☠️
1 week ago

"(Human and non-human) workers of the world unite!"

#politics #meme #thecanary #capitalism #workersoftheworldunite

Grant Denkinson
2 weeks ago

Please could I get some more up to date #meme knowledge: I understand that a cartoon frog known as Pepe was co-opted by the far right a while ago. If I see it being used now by someone I don’t know well, should I initially read this as a far-right dog whistle, a reclaim by a progressive, neutral or something else?

I Like Books
2 weeks ago

"...to be "feminist" in any authentic sense of the term is to want for all people, female and male, liberation from sexist role patterns, domination, and oppression." - bell hooks

(the meme incorrectly capitalizes her name)

https://newsone.com/4260883/why-bell-hooks-name-lowercase/

#Meme #Quote #bellhooks #Feminist

No photo this is a text only meme

Text

...to be "feminist" in any authentic sense of the term is to want for all people, female and male, liberation from sexist role patterns, domination, and oppression.

bell hooks

(the meme incorrectly capitalizes her name)
https://newsone.com/4260883/why-bell-hooks-name-lowercase/
Mandu 🥟
2 weeks ago
woman wearing sunglasses sitting on green chair outside surrounded by 10 or so cats looking at her. caption: "When your plan to conquer the earth is coming together nicely"
Science Blue
2 weeks ago

These two are just so cute I had to make a meme of them!
#StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds #LowerDecks #meme

Meme created from a still image of Ensign Boimler and Ensign Mariner in the Strange New Worlds official second trailer. Mariner is smiling and looking at Spock, who is off-screen, while Boimler is looking at Mariner and smiling giddily.

The text says "me" superimposed on Boimler, while the text superimposed on Mariner says "literally anyone that mentions Star Trek."
ZhiZhu
2 weeks ago

@w7voa

Six weeks pregnant does NOT mean 6 weeks after conception.

Weird, but true.

Medically, women are considered pregnant apx 2 weeks BEFORE actual conception.

Many women don't even know they're pregnant at 6 weeks.

#Women #Pregnant #Pregnancy #RoeVWade #Abortion #AbortionBan #SouthCarolina #USA #News #Meme

Meme with text:
"Six weeks pregnant” does NOT mean six weeks after conception. 

Being “6 weeks pregnant” means the egg was actually fertilized apx 4 weeks ago, and the first missed period was less than 2 weeks ago. This is because pregnancy is measured from the first day of the last period (which is easily observable), NOT from actual conception (which is not observable). Medically, women are considered pregnant apx 2 weeks BEFORE actual conception. 

Most women ovulate (ovaries release an egg) apx 2 weeks after their period. From ovulation, there are 3 - 4 days in which a sperm can fertilize the egg, and then the fertilized egg can attach to the uterine wall (conception). 

The very earliest one can test for pregnancy is “4 weeks pregnant” (which is really 2 weeks after conception). However, because women’s menstrual cycles vary, and because the hormones that reveal pregnancy can be slower to rise in some women, it is very easy for a woman to be “6 weeks pregnant” and not know it.
Clayton Hove
2 weeks ago

Quelle Unbekannt #meme

FUSSBODENSCHLEIFMASCHINENVERLEIH
Big Jesus Trashcan☑️🏴
2 weeks ago

#scifi #Dune #MemeAtMeBro #Meme 11 herbs & the spice must flow

Gabriele Svelto
3 weeks ago

Today's #Dune sietchposting #meme

With all this talk of "fixing" Paul Atreides I'm starting to have a really bad feeling about Dune: Part Two

24/

Three shots from both Villeneuve's movie Dune: Part Two (2021) and David Lynch's movie Dune (1984).

In the first panel the lady Jessica says: "Your father didn't believe in revenge"

In the second panel Piter de Vries says: "The duke makes no mention of Kanly and accepts your offer, it is over my lord"

In the third panel the credits roll by

Elim speaks the truth, or does he?
#StarTrek #meme

DS9 meme

Bashir: What i want to know is, which Star Treks are woke?

Garak: My dear doctor, they're all woke.

Bashir: Even the old ones?

Garak: Especially the old ones.

Source:
https://www.reddit.com/r/startrekmemes/comments/13p5o9e/stay_woke_trekkies/
Lockdownyourlife
3 weeks ago

To my fellow inside people. I see you. 🤣😭

#inside #meme #cows

A photo of a white and gray cow lying down in a field looking content. 
Text above the photo.
My friends: You haven't left the house in days. Are you okay?
Text below the cow photo. 
Me: A healthy cow lying on her side is not immobilized; she can rise whenever she chooses.
:blobS2xenogender: they/it
3 weeks ago
A cat is reading TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD. The caption says "This book has absolutely no information on killing birds!"
Mandu 🥟
3 weeks ago

TFW you follow, like, boost a celebrity on social media, and they don't reciprocate.

#Succession #meme #gif #ShivRoy #TomWambsgans #FollowFriday

Tom and Shiv are having a couples fight outside at night.

Caption:
Tom: "I have given you endless approval, and it doesn't fill you up because you're broken."
(long pause)
Shiv: "I don't like you."
Laura Manach :bongoCat:
3 weeks ago

#Meme of the day :clippy: