#MerryChristmas

#merrychristmas #christmas #christmastree #happyholidays #wallart #artwork #art #homedecor #christmasdecor #buyintoart #mastoart

"Merry Christmas" by James DeFazio

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A wonderful Christmas holiday scene with a snow covered evergreen tree decorated for Christmas along with hanging red Christmas balls in the foreground. This holiday scene would make a terrific Christmas card or decoration.

Matze

Heute in drei Wochen, 17. Dezember, 10:30h, #popchor #staytuned im #popgottesdienst #merrychristmas, Christuskirche #othmarschen in #hamburg

Plakat / Ankündigung des Popgottesdienstes von StayTuned, 17. Dezember, 10:30h, Christuskirche Othmarschen Hamburg

#HolidaySeason #Christmas #MerryChristmas #HappyHolidays #Advice #BeBetter #Atheist #Christian #Reindeer #Rudolph

Wise words. Especially if you're a reindeer. #BeKind

(a Christmas meme)

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Being an atheist is okay.

Being an atheist and shaming religions and spirituality as silly and not real is not okay.

Being a Christian is okay.

Being homophobic, misogynistic, racist, or otherwise hateful person in the name of Christianity is not okay.

Being a reindeer is okay.

Bullying and excluding another reindeer because a he has a shiny red nose is not okay.

#HolidaySeason #Christmas #MerryChristmas #HappyHolidays #ChristmasGifts #Opinion

Actually, it's the same gift I give every year.

Actually, every day. 😂

I think this is the front of a Christmas card but I'm not sure. It's a drawing of a woman wearing a typical 1950s dress and shoes. She's hanging red ornaments on a Christmas tree limb.

She's saying:

This Christmas instead of gifts, I'm giving everyone my opinions.

#HolidaySeason #Christmas #MerryChristmas #HappyHolidays #Santa #MallSanta #Goth

Reading is fundamental.
Especially during the holidays.

A photo of a traditional Santa Claus in his chair at the mall (presumably), where he listens to the wishes of some children sitting around him and tells them to be good little boys and girls.... Except these aren't children. They're teenagers (girls, I think) — with long, weird hair of several different colors, pale makeup, and dressed in black, goth-style clothes. None of the teens look happy to be there, of course, because they're goth. (lol)

The caption says:

when u think u meeting Satan but u read the sign wrong and now u here

(translation: when you think you're meeting Satan but you read the sign wrong and now you're here)

#HolidaySeason #Christmas #MerryChristmas #HappyHolidays #Wreaths #Tech #ComputerMemory #NetworkCable #ReduceReuseRecyle

Help your company's IT department celebrate the season with these festive holiday wreaths made out of discarded tech items such as network cables, memory sticks and leftover cooling fans and keyboard letters!

Get or make your favorite nerd one of these for the next office Christmas party!

A Christmas wreath by/for the nerds in the IT department at work. The wreath is round and is made with fake greenery but it's decorated with various tech items such as a computer mouse, disk drives, cooling fans, CPU mounts, memory sticks, a tangled network cable (for the bow), etc.

A Christmas wreath by/for the nerds in the IT department at work. The wreath is round and is made from green mother/daughter boards arranged in a circle like a donut, with the outside and the inside borders encircled with a white network cable that looks like its somehow got white Christmas tree lights embedded in it. It's decorated with a neatly-wrapped network cable (for the bow).

A Christmas wreath by/for the nerds in the IT department at work. The wreath is round and looks like it's made entirely from sticks of DDR3 and DDR4 RAM, laid out in a donut shape with all the labels pointing inside the donut and all the memory modules along the outside of the donut. Along the bottom, it's got red and green network cables tied into a bow. Across the middle of the donut hole are two or three daughter boards glued together with some letters from a black keyboard spelling out "Merry Christmas".

#HolidaySeason #Christmas #MerryChristmas #HappyHolidays #Gifts #Santa #Candy #Candles #Angels #Reindeer

I'm not sure where I found these photos but I've always thought they were hilarious. Who knew all these pagan idols could be so pervy?! 🤣

A photo of two hollow chocolate candy Santas wrapped in tinfoil that's made to look like Santa's coat, hat, beard, and face. Someone has peeled back the foil on one of the Santas to reveal a slender, round shaft that looks remarkably similar to a black dildo. 😲

A photo of a tapered candle, tall and slender in its holder. On the outside, the candle is kind of... flesh colored, for some reason, and near the top, some of the inside wax, which is white, has oozed and dripped down the sides of the candle. The whole thing looks suspiciously like a penis dripping with semen. 😲

Two angelic candleholders are shown holding tapered candles in their hands. Each (female) angel has golden hair and is wearing a plum-colored (choir?) gown with a golden scarf around their necks, and each have their pale faces upturned with open mouths to suggest they are singing. The candles are also golden and glittery except for where the white wick pokes out of the smooth, glitterless wax at the very top. The angels are casually holding the candles so that the tops of the candles are pointing directly at their open mouths, suggesting that the candles are penises about to be fellated. 😲

A photo (in two panels) of a holiday shopping/gift bag that has a cartoon reindeer printed on it. On the broad side of the bag, you can see the reindeer's smiling face and Christmas ornaments are hanging from its antlers. In the cartoon's background, large snowflakes are falling.

The reindeer is drawn with a big grin on its face and its front legs held widely in the air in celebration. The front legs are held so widely, in fact, that one of them extends past the broad side of the bag and wraps around it to one of its narrow sides. The second panel of the photo shows only the narrow side of the bag with the light brown-colored leg all by itself except for a few snowflakes, one of which appears to be "exploding" behind the hoof, which is dark brown. If you only look at the narrow side of the bag, it looks like it's printed with a brown, circumsized penis with a large head on it in mid-ejaculation (from the snowflake drawn behind it). 😲

Divas for Democracy

@Wilbur72 I'm the mother-in-law and when I go to my daughter-in-law's house, I'm the one who needs to drink, and it takes more than 2 beers. Being with her is like spending the day with someone scratching a chalk board. It's not her voice. It's her condescending attitude to everything and everyone who is "not her". But, hey. #MerryChristmas 😂

#HolidaySeason #Christmas #MerryChristmas #HappyHolidays #Algebra #Math

Give this to your math teacher for extra credit: How to say Merry Christmas using algebra.

$A series of algebra equations that starts with a mish-mash of letters, numbers, constants, and fractions — and ends up with an equation that reads "merry x-mas". I don't understand all the operations here nor do I know for sure that the equations are valid, but it's still a cute meme. Merry Christmas!$

Courtney Cantrell

Rich Rubin :verified_paw:

Just heard the BC Clark Anniversary Sale jingle for the first time this season. That means it is officially #Christmas in #Oklahoma!

Merry Christmas, everybody! 🎄🎅🎶🎁❄️💛💚❤️

#BCClark
#MerryChristmas

Gif the tree up today! And for the first year maybe ever, there weren’t any arguments! #merrychristmas #blackfriday

Berenixium Techwizardry

https://soundcloud.com/father-christmas-official/jingle-bells

Jingle Bells - Father Christmas - #SoundCloud #music #FatherChristmas #Xmas #MerryChristmas

I’m sorry?! for 34 years, there has just been a 45 second mid-Christmas Vacation run that is lolsad about:
1. Bhopal,
2. *mumblemumble manifestdestiny*
3. Prosperity Gospel ministries

https://youtu.be/5qJ6VWgtu5A

… fucking wat?!

#merrychristmas #happythanksgiving

a.d. 

1 week ago

I’m expecting a call from my mom to ask me to help her put up #Christmas decorations. 🎄 📞

#HappyThanksgiving #MerryChristmas #TurkeyDay #Xmas #Thanksgiving #Christmas

#FONTS Matter #Meme #merrychristmas

a.d. 

1 week ago

Good Long Night to Utqiagvik, Alaska :sleep:

… see you next year. #AK #HappyThanksgiving #MerryChristmas #HappyNewYear #NorthPole

https://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2023/11/16/polar-night-alaska-orig-jm.cnn?cid=ios_app

Myles Stromm

#MerryChristmas #HansGruber #nakatomitower

... and with the falling of Hans Gruber from the Nakatomi Tower, we begin another season anew ...

MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!!!

CandyRushSweetest~💕💖💖

I’m excited for Christmas, ngl!
I just love making cookies and spending time with my family tbh
#christmas #christmas2023 #merrychristmas

drachenmagier

#drachenmagier #merrychristmas #crocodile #holyCrocodile #angel #wings #doodle #mastoArt #christmasAngel #traditionalArt #traditionalMedia

THE HOLY CROCODILE WISHES YOU ALL A MERRY CHRISTMAS! <3
(should have scanned that a while ago. d: )

confused floating crocodile with teeny tiny wings and a halo

Jamus

#MerryChristmas #MerryXmas
#MerryChristmas2023 #MerryXmas2023

#Trump #DonaldTrump #TRAITOR45 #RAPIST45 #TRE45ON
#GOP #Republicans

Lisa S Baker

3 weeks ago

Getting request for greeting cards, here is the 1st of 3 card ideas, Christmas Dogs.

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#dog #dogs #merrychristmas #christmas #art #artwork #painting #watercolor #artbooster #dogsofmastodon #doglovers #creativetoots #AYearForArt #artgallery #artforsale #greetingcard #holiday #holidayart #cute #fun #smile #winter #monday

A watercolor painting of cute dogs dressed for the holidays.

drachenmagier

#drachenmagier #merrychristmas #crocodile #holyCrocodile #angel #wings #doodle #mastoArt

HALLOWEEN IS OVER, MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YA ALL!! MAY THE HOLY CROCODILE BRING YOU LOTS OF PRESENTS!

doodle of a holy crocodile with teeny tiny wings and halo, floating around

Lynnie Lang Art

https://redbubble.com/shop/ap/154008604

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#MerryChristmas #Maui #Hawaii #melekalikimaka #hibiscus #Flowers #tropical #hawaiianshirt #tshirts #Hawaiian #ChristmasGiftidea #Christmas #giftideas

White a line dress with large red hibiscus and green fronds. The words Hawaii Mele Kalikimaka

White drawstring bag with large red hibiscus and green fronds. The words Hawaii Mele Kalikimaka

Darnell Clayton :verified:

Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom

@linuxgal @linuxfiend I have never understood why this was a huge issue. I am more concerned with suicide rates spiking during the holidays (as it is the loneliest season of the year) than whether someone says #MerryChristmas or #HappyHolidays.

Have you started your Christmas shopping yet?

Please #boost and feel free to comment on the festive season as you see fit. #Christmas #MerryChristmas #ChristmasShopping #shopping #HoHoHo

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