Yesterday’s parent conference was the best. Yes, she’s smart, independent & meeting benchmarks. I knew that. Then came, “She is a pleasure to have in class. She is kind & a friend to all.” I was beaming!
Those words matter to me. My cute kid who is smart & born into privilege is going to have it a lot easier than most. How she treats everyone else she encounters is what will define her. She will be a good human; that is all I care about. #MomLife
What does one wear to a Parent-Teacher conference where the teacher is def young enough to biologically be one’s child?
Catch me in my frock?
The Mom Game Podcast on Instagram: “We just can’t get over the fact the rangers are WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS! And Emily talks about it on our newest episode of TMG! #worldseries #tmg #mom #momlife #rangers” https://www.rawchili.com/3158956/
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Ugh my snugglewuffins hogs all the blankets and insists on sleeping on top of me so i have gotten next to 0 sleep! He keeps kicking me! But good news is so far no cancer! One more MRI saturday then we can go home!… to our own beds! Yayyy! #MomLife
Last night I went to Family Fun Night at P’s school. It’s always been a “You’re not one of us” attitude I’ve encountered while living in the sticks. One mother (also not a native) ran up to me, cooing over my “replica” sweater & how much she also respected the woman who wore it in the 80s.
In a building full of Carhartt, camo & thin blue liners, be a Diana. Someone will notice. #momlife
A couple of lifetimes ago I was a sports reporter and I went to an athletic conference that focused on thinking your way to winning. It was interesting, but not particularly relevant to me, until today when I used to it coach my kids as they played an online game.
Watch my naturels jiggle on every trust your cock makes inside me. ❤️ #momlife #openpussy #dirtyslut #gaping_pussy #maskedmylf #deepinsidethetunneloflove #loveit #hugepussy #boobs #natureltits #natural #bouncing_breasts #bigtitmom #mommymilkies #mommylilslut #mommy #needs #cock #maskedmylf #nipples #nsfw #fuckme #bigtitmilf #bigtitsandass #natureltits
1. Parent-teacher conferences. Child's Advanced Math teacher said she's doing great and definitely belongs in the class. That's a big deal! She didn't qualify by the test. We had to be overbearing parents to get a trial basis exception for her. Whew!
2. Food prep. Chopping things in advance made taco dinner much quicker.
3. Comparing other steampunk books to my post-apocalyptic steampunk western, for ad keywords. Really fascinating.
A whore like me. Likes to be tied down. And be used. Love being a filthy slut. My ass up. My face down. 😍 And abuse one of my two holes. Slow fuck, hard fuck, deep fuck. I love it all. ❤️ #momlife #openpussy #dirtyslut #gaping_pussy #maskedmylf #deepinsidethetunneloflove #loveit #ineedcumplease #cumdumb #cumdumpwhore #cumslut #stretchmyholes #slutactivities #horny #hornypost #openpussy #boobies #boobs #natureltits #natural #analslut #anal #analwhore #anallover #fuckmyasshole
In my bathtub. Fantasizing trio. 2 mighty cocks fucking me and me sucking them off. I love being such a slut. Fuck me, until I dripp my juices over your hard pounding cock. ❤️ #momlife #dirtyslut #dildofucking #pussyplaytime #maskedmylf #hugedildo #hugecock #bigwhitecock #fuckme #bigtitmilf #bigtitsandass #bigtitmom #slutwife #slutactivities #horny #hornypost #openpussy #boobies #boobs #natureltits #natural #bigblackdick #hornyfemale #bigblackdildo #fuckmedaddy #cuminsideme #deepfucked #HugeBlack
Yvette Hampton joined the Moms on a Mission Podcast, with Miriam Shaw, to expose myths of homeschooling.
On the show, Yvette explains the dire need for our children to be indoctrinated with the truth of Jesus and a Godly worldview instead of the anti-God agenda of the public school system.
Mmnnn. I ❤️ his white juicy cum. Watch me jerk off my favorite white cock. His cum tastes like heaven. 😍 All that thick sperms shooting out of his hard fat cock. ❤️❤️❤️ #momlife #dirtyslut #facial #covermyface #ineedcumplease #cumdumb #cumdumpwhore #cumslut #cumlover #cumloving #jizzface #cumdumpster #cumwhore #lovecum #cumoverload #slut #bigtitsandass #bigtitmom #slutwife #slutactivities #horny #hornypost #lovehiscum #maskedmylf #handjobcumshot #whore #cumwhore #abuseme
I was attacked by a kid’s toy. Beware stepping on this activity rectangle or suffer like me. #momlife
Fourth time trying to post this #drawing (#momlife 🤷♀️).
As I drew this, I noticed a HUGE internal block that came in the shape of two competing thoughts:
A: “I need a unique style!”
B: “This looks too much like one of my previous pictures”
So, basically, I didn’t let myself paint/draw because it looked too similar or not similar enough to my other #art 🤦♀️😂
Well, here it is. Similar to my last drawing. Very different from my last painting.
#ink #LineArt #WorkInProgress
I got my Press Kit mostly ready for @Playpen and it was soooo easy to do with ImpressKit 😁
@nemecek_f really did an awesome job making it easy to create press kits 💪
And like, if you are press or know some press… please take a look🙏
I must look like a major pain in the ass. The deli counter guys always ask how I want the turkey sliced. My response, “However you wanna slice it.” And then they laugh and realize I’m not as high maintenance as I (must) look. #momlife
One of the things that hangs in my office is a sheet of paper that lists my children’s dreams (as in life goals). A few months ago, on a whim, I texted them to ask, and they answered. I keep the list for a couple of reasons, one of which is: if I ever encounter an opportunity that overlaps with their dreams, I can forward it to them.
Fisting my super tight wet pussy. 😍 Got, I love that stretching feeling. ❤️ #momlife #openpussy #dirtyslut #gaping_pussy #fisting #fistfuck #maskedmylf #deepinsidethetunneloflove #loveit #hugepussy #dirtyslut #likeme #cumslut #stretchmyholes #slutactivities #horny #hornypost #openpussy #dirtyslut #fistingfriday #fistfuck #stretchmyholes #whoremoans
Thank you for this day. 🖖
These are my youngest daughters at the Trekfest in Riverside, IA (future birthplace of James Tiberius Kirk). They’re about 4 & 6 y/o in this picture (currently 28 & 30).
#momlife is getting bleach stains all over all ur clothes then adding them to the pile of "things I will diy or redye", but Kind of just never getting around to that. Lol
A second later, she was on the floor, screaming, crying, kicking her legs. Why are those peaceful moments so ephemeral. Perhaps because they’re sacred. Staying calm amidst the storms, that’s my spiritual practise in this season of life. And oh, I wish I wasn’t failing so many times.
Have discovered that putting bowls with extra raw veggies (grape tomatoes, bell pepper strips, cucumber slices, etc) on the table causes the kids to go wild & totally gorge on veggies!!
Planned to spend the 3 weeks before vacation prepping for fall classes. So of course kiddo #2 brought home preschool plague. Kiddos home for a week, me down for the count for 2 more weeks
Now it's <1week until the semester, camps are over so there's no child care. I'm entertaining kiddo #1 all day & working frantically late every night after bedtime to *try* to get ready. I'm going to be burned out before the semester even starts 😩😩😩 #AcademicMom #AcademicParenting #parenting #MomLife
We are at once all of the lives we have lived and the life we are currently experiencing. This post is a bit about my life as a single mom. It refers in part, to my time living in subsidized housing.
Ugh my 5 year old changed my Duolingo to Portuguese… But not only is a Portuguese it’s Portuguese learning English! Not English learning Portuguese! I was very confused and I kept thinking this is some weird Spanish. Lol. #MomLife
🌟 When I was a kid, I dreamed of being a #writer and still spend some of my free time #writing when I can find a few spare minutes in the day.
>> more tags: #amwritingfantasy #amwritingromance #nanowrimo #campnanowrimo
🌟 When I'm having a "bad brain day," I like to play #cozygames on my #nintendoswitch like #dreamlightvalley and #stardewvalley (and you'd best believe I logged way too many hours in #acnh back in 2020). I was super active in #thesims community on tumblr for a while and was (still am!) a moderator for a few (mostly dormant) #ts4 #discord servers.
>> more tags: #dlv #sdv #animalcrossing
🧵 THREADS 🧵
One fun thing about little kids is how they try out saying things they've picked up
Lately when kiddo #2 (4yo) needs something she says in an annoyed tone "a little help here?"
Today she started periodically and totally at random shouting "smells like victory!"
It's a hoot but also I swear like a sailor so I'm gonna need to be extra extra careful around her right now
Der Tag begann mit einem Tee-Unfall in der Schultasche 🙄
Hat dann auch mal gleich das halbe Auto eingesaut. Und das Mitteilungsheft ist unlesbar.
Das passiert, wenn ich denke: „Sie WEISS ja, dass sie die Flasche ganz doll zuschrauben muss. Vertraue ich ihr mal und gucke NICHT nach.
Today my middle turns 31 years old. It boggles my mind. The panels, clockwise from upper left:
1. Greeting baby sister upon her arrival (1994).
2. Strapped into her car safety seat and ready for adventure.
3. Naptime, clutching her lovey "baby," a doll made from parachute fabric. Thumb corked in mouth.
4. Post-cake decimation, examining her loot from her first birthday (seated in high chair).
My 7 year old dashed into my room to ask, "what are those things called that chop people's heads off???"
I told her "guillotine."
After she ran off, I heard a distant "hey Alexa!" and made a mental note to follow up.
Turns out she asked Alexa what a guillotine looked like so she could build one.
During 1st grade art class.
I got to hold a pair of twins today. There was a baptism at church, & the cousins of the baptee approached me, using the International Symbol for “UP!”, which requires me to pick them up. My own kids are grown & live half a country away, so it was a blessing to prop these little ppl on my hip, if only for a few minutes.
Back gardens today. Coffee first.
P.S. The second picture is a close up of a teeny note from my then-six-year-old daughter left on my pillow.
Text cut out and glued to notebook paper, “look deep …and see you in me.” She’s now 28 y/o and just as intuitive now as she was then.
I am *not* a morning person, but waking up my 14yo at 7:30 is sweet revenge for all of those 6 AM wakeups he gave me as a toddler. #momlife
When I see young parents now, I want to tell them that the heavy lifting is worth it. Parenting is exhausting. It’s a grinding, relentless series of tedious Sisyphean tasks. Parents are seldom thanked or recognized for the sacrifices they make. My personal experience is that kids pay attention to their parents’ behavior and model it.
There are so many entry points for me to talk about what International Women’s Day means to me, but instead, I’m going to bring it to a personal level and introduce you to my three daughters.
#IWD #IWD2023 #InternationalWomensDay #WorkingMom #MomLife #SingleMom #intersectionality #WageGap #MeToo #gender #feminism #Economy #parenting #Equality #Diversity #Inclusion #EqualRights #3MR #author #writer #writing
I’m “somehow-manages-to-hurt-my-knee-while-dusting” years old
Reasons I never write at my desk:
- my 12 yo stole my chair
- my husband blocked the part where I would sit anyway with an old shelf he promises he’s moving to the garage any day now
- every half-drank water glass from everyone in the family somehow ends up on it
- every random paper that the family doesn’t know what to do with also ends up on it
Okay, so how do I go about finding communities on here? I’m accidentally in some but whenever I use a hashtag it doesn’t appear anyone else is using it?
What’s the best # practices on #Mastodon?
The #MentalHealth groups? I post quite openly about my mental health story and battle so would love to read about others and see how they’re doing too?
The #gamers? Where are you all at? At the minute I’m playing a lot of #LifeSims to calm my brain down. #Dinkum #CozyGrove #AnimalCrossing #StardewValley #DisneyDreamlightValley
@Lockdownyourlife good reminders! To this I would add: make sure you have a living will and trust if you have children (even if you don't have assets). 1. Having your choices documented is essential. 2. People who die intestate are vulnerable to the power of the State. 3. If your death is a result of negligence, having the trust provides a receptacle for a settlement.
A self portrait I sketched quickly while bored at work 6 years ago.
I used to run nearly everyday. I love to run. Since I got pregnant with my first child I have only gone out running a handful of times and never to the gym.
Well my daughter and I went on our first run together today at the gym and let me tell you, it was my best run ever.
I'm due for a proper #introduction. I'm Chelsea Mueller and I write #fantasy, thrillers, and horror. Most of my books have very strong romantic subplots because I like writing kissing+ scenes almost as much as I like writing fight scenes.
An #introduction? Sure, why not?
I go by X or ⭐️
I’ve got a husband (The Husband), 3 boys (C, L & O), a dog (Bailey) & kitten (Wolfgang). It’s calamity, chaos & pandemonium here all the time!
I love #music! What I listen to differs from day to day & depends entirely on my mood.
So yeah, hi!