#NerdHumor
"Immune system training bag" with N95 masks being handed out. 😏 Seen in foyer of a conference last week.
☑️ #ImmunityTheft #EndemieRebellen #CovidIsNotOver #DieMaskeBleibtAuf #MediBubble #NerdHumor @phpledge
❌ #ImmunityDebt #Immunschuld 🤨
RT https://chaos.social/@gittaca/111392056057453079 & https://chaos.social/@gittaca/110260445540528674
pasting formatting from someone else's file feels gross, like an unwashed handshake.
Wir kennen ja alle die lustigen Frisörläden mit den noch lustigeren Namen (Haargenau, Hairreinspaziert usw)
scheinbar ist das jetzt auch in der IT angekommen
iT-Recs
🤔 Wait, did I learn today that...
SpaceX would _not_ qualify for the X Price? 🤓
"The same spacecraft had to be flown twice within a two-week period."
https://chat.openai.com/share/a373d345-4ad5-44ce-b740-4ee3ee528e8f
Ich sollte keine Urlaubsvideos schneiden, wenn ich vorher #EvilDeadRise gesehen habe und somit der Tiefflug über das Wasser ganz böse vom Intro des Films inspiriert wurde… 😈😂 #nerd #nerdhumor
#nerdhumor in the relatively new physics building of the #goettingenuniversity
My favorite is long_term_interim_scheme.
Do you already know the OnlyFans page of CERN? 🤣
https://onlyfans.web.cern.ch
Warum heißt es Bandpassfilter und nicht Spektralseitenschneider? #wortwitz #nerdhumor #hamradio #flachwitz
Ich habe Webseite und Webshhop der Firma gefunden, und da ist noch viel mehr davon … #nerdhumor
https://www.concordaerospace.com/products/force-selector-panel
"Anderson Dawes" appears in Confluent's Apache Kafka tutorials.
#TheExpanse
#AndersonDawes
#scifi
#nerdHumor
#confluent
#apacheKafka
Wonder if this is a fun way to refer to mom in the Paul Thomas Anderson / Maya Rudolph household?
Renaming Twitter to X will hopefully convince more people to switch to #Wayland ;) #NerdHumor
Running an open source privacy project, you sometimes get some interesting PRs...
"Why don't dorks like to play hide and seek? Because they always nerd to be found! 😂 #pun #joke #nerdhumor #dorkpuns #laughteristhebestmedicine"
https://punsteria.com/dork-puns/
Unabashedly stolen from someone on Facebook. #nerdhumor #getahobby #binary
I'm Just Here For The Cache - IT Support Tech Team Joke
➡️ https://geeksta.net/design/im-just-here-for-the-cache-black/
A funny design for people working in the IT team, whether in tech support at the office helpdesk, as a computer programmer, software developer, system engineer or sysadmin. You will get the joke and hopefully put a smile on your co-workers faces.
#GeekMerch #ItSupport #Kaomoji #NerdHumor #ProgrammerMerch #ShrugEmoticom #SysadminMerch #SystemEngineerMerch #TechSupport #TechTeam #UnicodeEmoticon #UnicodeFace
Ah, yes, I've been waiting for this one:
Interview with Senior Rust Developer in 2023 - by Programmers are also human
https://farside.link/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGfQu0bQTKc
(or YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGfQu0bQTKc)
"And which part did you write in Rust? The frontend or the backend?" visible confusion "No, the browser!"😅
Why is it called "the story of the Trojan War" and not "HisTroy"?
$ find /tmp -mode +111
find: unknown predicate `-mode'
$ find /tmp -perm +111
find: invalid mode ‘+111’
#nerdhumor #gnu
You can tell a Canadian originally posted this image because it's U.S. bee, eh. #NerdHumor
"I never yield!"
"Really?"
"Really. I only ever return for I am no generator function."
How to case-insensitively compare two ASCII strings:
A friend recently commented on this photo, which led me down an immense rabbit-hole of joy reading the comments. A cornucopia of excellent nerdy humour that kept me entertained for several minutes. But it was this one that had me roaring:
"Are you sure that's Heisenberg on the back row?"
😂
Signetics Random Access Write-Only-Memory Specification. Enjoy: https://repeater-builder.com/molotora/gontor/25120-bw.pdf #nerdhumor
Beim Bearbeiten meiner Dateien bin ich ins Grübeln gekommen.
$ hg help forget
ist wohl besser als #Drogenkonsum ....in Anbetracht der Wirkung von Quecksilber auf das menschliche Gehirn dennoch bedenklich. #nichtlustig #mercurial #nerdhumor
@Bullix I heard it was under attack by the Pah Wraith malware, but hopefully my Sisko router will protect me 😝
There’s no place like 127.0.0.1
No one, who has ever spent countless hours debugging a really stupid problem (such as a missing semicolon), could ever reasonably believe that computers were able to be 'intelligent'.
TIL: es ist hilfreich, wenn man den Funktionswert auch wirklich mit "return" zurückgibt... 🤦
No humor like #NerdHumor
From: @isomeme
https://mastodon.sdf.org/@isomeme/110166391484101470
loremipsum.de - the OG LLM/ChatGPT
Proposing "hand",
a new #IEEE754 compatible floating point data type consisting of 5 bits (1 sign, 2 exp, 2 mantissa)
for use in low-tech applications (for example in "humans" and similar use cases)
Ich muss mal Urlaub in diesem Bad Gateway machen. Dort scheint man ungestört zu sein. 🤓
Some nerdy coworker, displeased about an out-of-stock condiment, left a cryptic break room post-it note.
Nerdy Dad Joker that I am, I responded with the 2nd post-it.
Explanations in the Alt Text...
Haters might say, that theoretical computer science were boring, but theoretical computer science brought us this masterpiece...
Programming is like wizardry: it is absolutely awful if people try to understand what you are doing, because what you do is 95% cheap tricks and fraud and 5% dark magic unsuitable for the vision of them mere mortals.
Programmieren ist wie Zauberei: es ist absolut störend, wenn andere versuchen zu verstehen, was man macht, weil das ist zu 95% billige Tricks und Betrügereien und zu 5% dunkle Magie, die gewöhnliche Sterbliche nicht zu Gesicht bekommen dürfen.
@governa That's hilarious!
@w4tsn haha, Kernel, Lüfter, pusten - wieso assoziiere ich jetzt Kermit, Miss Piggie und Schweinkram?
Hm?
Und wieso Mmmmmm?
Eu fui pego de surpresa com esse quadrinho. Ri tanto que quase fiz xixi nas calças. Juro 🤣😂
Ich habe einen Witz über ein Open Source-Projekt gemacht, aber er war nicht #floss|tig.
#nerdhumor #OhNoAPun (ja ja der ist wirklich schlecht)
Zahlen, bitte! A113 - oder: Wenn Animations-Nerds die gleiche Tür nehmen
Das hier habt ihr vermutlich alle schon längst gesehen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSKp2StlS6s #nerdhumor
Wisst ihr, wie ihr die Leute am effektivsten hindern könnt, das Haus zu verlassen?
Druckt das aus und niemand wird wissen, wie das Haus verlassen werden kann!