Bat-Porn Box und der Riesen-Penis!
#bat #fledermaus #penis
Since this #unit was so enjoyed earlier this week, here it is fully #nude and dripping with #synthetic #cum. These droids don't need clothing - they have no modesty subroutines - they're simply #programmed to #fuck. You should power one up and use it now!
Ich habe etwas zu dem enormen #Penis der Breitflügel-#Fledermaus geschrieben
IRL sex: I’m sensual and enthusiastic, and hardwired for equally shared and enjoyed roles.
When we fuck, sometimes I wanna lift you and pin your back to the wall, and sometimes I want you to pin me in mish and drive my dick like it’s a fence post. Coin toss?
I was looking for roasted peanuts this morning. The following scenario came to mind:
"Where do you keep your penises?"
"What? Are you looking for dildos? We're not a sex shop!"
"No, I want to by roasted penises. You know, the ones that come in plastic containers?"
"I'm calling the cops!"
I just thought it. I did not do it.
If you wonder the connection between peanuts and penises. There was a Japanese Zen Master who apparently had trouble and pronounced peanuts as penises. :madjoy:
The Toze.69 android needs new hip-thrusting pneumatics after dancing for a cumulative 2,000 hours at the club and the gym. Some of its other "equipment" needs inspection and upgrades/repairs. Who wants dibs on what components to fix? 😏
model: @toze 😍
#maleasfr #maleandroid #sexbot #sexy #gay #shirtless #bulge #hunk #handsome #sexymen #men #workout #pecs #smoothchest #stud #underwear #toze #longhair #lgbtqia #gayart #gayartist #gaymodel #penis #cock #mastoart #mastoartist #scifi
Sad, I know that Pink is strongly pro male genital mutilation. Im impressed that she felt so personally attacked to kick him out.
"Hey Jack, you wanna try a new genital mod we've been working on?"
"I guess? I mean I'll try anything once..."
Nuki gestured to the saddle of one of the genital modding machines, and Jack sat down. The machine began to do that whirring and humming thing, and soon, Jack began to squirm.
"Oh wow, it's all the way up in my crotch..." Jack noted from where the tingling was most intense, "is this thing giving me a pussy or something?"
"No, it's just messing with the root of your penis..." Nuki explained, watching her tablet screen. Suddenly, the machine stopped. "All done!" she declared.
"Okay..." Jack said as he stood up to get a look at his altered genitals, hand reaching forward to play with his partial erection, "It doesn't look any diff-" he stopped as his hand touched the rubbery material. "Wait..."
Akito - Jelly Belly
Guess it is time to work out... Though he should probably grab a snack first. He's going to need the energy for all that working out! Should probably get a nap too. That'll give him a ton of energy! It's a solid plan. 💕
Ok, #ChessBros, listen up!
Your #penis enabled king staggers around like a drunken peasant.
Your #vagina enabled queen slashes her way any direction she wants, eliciting instant death to any in her way.
Use wisdom while trying to understand gender power.
A little empathy wouldn't hurt either.
Catto wanted to try something out, so I wanted to help him with that!~
Now he's stuck in a tight place, at least for a little while until he is teleported out!
Art by @MonyCaalot. Thanks a lot for making this amazing comic~
Curious how the ring fits when I'm super hard? I was!
I braved the small hole on the ball crusher because of the previous effect 😂 My balls aren't in between, I just wanted the #boner
Too big to be tight, but maybe fun in the right situation. How's it look at decoration? It doesn't seem to actually fall off when I'm soft, but I haven't really like, worn it around 😂
That's all the pics for now
Boosts are welcome!
Oops, almost missed these 2 😂
I had this on, IIRC called the "Ball Buster", and this is where I got the ring on. Looser when I'm not so hard 😂
None of these toys actually tell you how they're meant to be worn, this seems to be it, though? I've masturbated with this on a few times, but it's not my favorite
(edit: forgot the alt text, sorry, I'm tired. Black leather CBT device with snaps in the front of the balls, and flaps that snap around the cock!)
Next up is this ball separator thing. I don't think red is really my color 😂but it feels pretty good!
You can see I've got the ring on now, and even fairly hard, it's got a bit of a gap. It's not so loose it will fall off, but it also doesn't do much for me. I think it would be more fun if it were a little tighter!
Hi friends! I'm back with some more pictures from yesterday!
Here's the toy I said might be too big. Let's investigate! Also, my #balls got some more attention. We're not done with them yet!
IIRC this ball stretcher thing is deer leather. 1.5" maybe? It's pretty good, but it doesn't quite fit right
Guess I mixed up my pictures there a bit, I'm fucking exhausted. Don't think I slept well 🥱
I'm messing up my schtick 😂
So, I think it's not tight in the first one, looks pretty tight to me in the last 3
I did tighten it down until it hurt just a little. I couldn't take it for too long 😣
So I tightened it a little 😈😫
That may have lasted 30 seconds? For some reason I wasn't keeping track of time well 😂
Hi friends, here it is! Just jumped right in to it here, but it's not like you haven't seen it!
I just barely fit through the holes, as you can see from the cock ring like effect 😂
It's not so tight it hurts and I'm not so hard it hurts, but that's a massive erection!
It does hurt to stroke (in a bad way), holes are too small 😂
The "scrotum clamp ball crusher" (edit) is screwed down on my #balls in the last 3!
Done. The first male #penis I have ever posted and ever wanted to see on the internet. 😶
Snakes have clitorises
First evidence of hemiclitores in #snakes: Megan Folwell et al. https://royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/10.1098/rspb.2022.1702
Across all species, researchers have given female #genitalia a lot less attention compared to its male counterpart. What’s more, it’s hard to get a good look at #snake genitalia. It’s all internal to the snake’s tail, for the most part. There has been quite a bit of research into the snake #penis, but the snake #clitoris has been missed.
🏳️🌈 OLA DE CALOR 🔞
Tras la ruptura con su mujer, Liam necesita hacer horas extras por el temor a los gastos del divorcio. Sin dinero, emprende la ruta 69, pero no ha podido reparar el aire acondicionado de su gran camión. En pleno julio y con una ola de calor sofocante, sufre el riesgo de una deshidratación peligrosa, por lo que se ve obligado a conducir sin ropa. Un enorme sheriff se cruza en su camino y Liam deberá hacer todo lo posible para evitar un arresto por conducir desnudo.
🔁 ¿Me retooteas, por favor? Con ello me ayudas a sobrevivir. ¡Gracias! 🙂
#relatoerótico #relatoseróticos #Gay #CockFucking #AssPlay #Oral #Fisting #Leather #Exhibitionist #Neoprene #Gear #GayBears #cbt #GayFetish #Butt #AssPlay #Nudist #GayEs18 #NSFW #Nude #Nudity #ArtisticNude #NudeMale #Explicit #BDSM #Lesbian #Pussy #Porn #OnlyFans #GayPorn #Penis #GayMuscle #HairyMan #Daddy #Bondage #Horny #Sexy #Cum #Dick #Bear #Bulge #GayBulge #porno #PornoCanal #PornoDuro #Pornografia #CamionerosGays #AitorAbadés #Ruta69 #OlaDeCalor
Jeg lurer på hvor mange menn (og deres seksualpartnere) som har fått problemer fordi vi ikke snakker seriøst om penisstørrelse og hva det har å si for hvilken kondom du skal bruke. Det har heldigvis en stund nå begynt å bli mer kunnskap der ute om hvordan finne korrekt BH-størrelse, jeg vet mange kvinner har hatt unødvendig mye ubehag og smerter pga at dette ikke har vært allmennkunnskap (eller i dette tilfellet allkvinnkunnskap, I guess). Når skal vi begynne å snakke om viktigheten av å forstå hvilken #kondom som er riktig for deg?
#seksualundervisning #seksualfolkeopplysning #penis #mannehelse
How #monopoly enshittified Amazon… #Amazon has produced a planned economy run as capriciously as a Soviet smelting plant, but Party Secretary #Bezos doesn't even pretend to be a servant of the people. From his lordly seat aboard his #penis-rocket, Bezos decides which products live and which ones die.