#Programmer

HoldMyType- main :: [Response]

Brushing up on my #css and noticing that using the CSS grid system actually makes laying out UI components a lot more doable as a #blind #programmer. Don't get me wrong, it's still CSS which means left is south and forward is towards the fifth dimension, but its a bit more predictable than older methods used to be. #accessibility #BlindlyCoding #webDev

Tragedy of #programmer is the more code he copies and builds , the more productive he ll be counted as , at a typical works place ( at least in 3rd world countries ), as opposed to figuring things out
but if you are cursed with the latter, you ll eventually get to a point where copying beyond a limit ll mean broken build, race conditions, bugs of all kinds failed deployment
actually idk which is more a curse , even if i talk about #career then again , there re various ways to climb the ladder , each to their own

synlogic

#programmer

can help you remotely

for pay

senior. expert

#performance

#Go
#Golang
#C
#Clang
#Python
#Java
#Linux

Rocky Lhotka 🍂 🤘🖖

https://blog.lhotka.net/2023/11/19/The-Programmer-Gap

How will we build the next generation of developers when being a programmer might be an obsolete role?

#programming #programmer #developer #software #SoftwareDevelopment #career

Joe Glombek

https://www.facebook.com/share/5nfdznfSarCwWvPV/?mibextid=9l3rBW

Shout out to any #Developers in #Portishead! We’re having another #CoffeeAndCode #Meetup on 16th December - just a chat over a coffee!

Please boost for reach if you’re in the #Bristol area!

#Programmer #Coder #Developer #SoftwareEngineer #Social

[REDACTED]™, Actually Santos

https://mastodon.social/users/quasirealsmiths/statuses/109362545872802896

I count today as my official #Mastodoniversarry!

I started on Mastodon.social, then went to infosec.exchange before the c̶u̶l̶t̶ welcoming community at beige.party sucked me in with their p̶r̶o̶m̶i̶s̶e̶s̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶e̶t̶e̶r̶n̶a̶l̶ ̶l̶i̶f̶e̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶d̶e̶m̶i̶s̶e̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶e̶n̶e̶m̶i̶e̶s̶ love and kindness.

I didn't officially log out of #Twitter until the 19th (when he reinstated the Orange Fascist), but I was basically done there a year ago today and began working on the #Mastodon experience for myself.

I kept the bots running there for another week or so (the 25th, I believe) until Apartheid Daddy's stupid mods killed my #API keys for "spamming another user's mentions"... even though the other user was another one of my bots... morons.

a year later and I get all I want online from here. there's news if you look, lots of humor and even #weirdmastodon exists and is as fucked up as you want it. my blocklist is fewer than 10 people somehow as well.

I may bring a bot to Sky just because I'm a #programmer at heart and an API whore, so it'd more for tech testing than anything else.

So let's keep it going for years to come on this sore aging parent website, folks!

Paper Tape

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taGa5Y57pHM

Create #CustomGPTs 🫡 #OpenAI's AGENTS Are Here! (No Code)

> In this video, I show you how to use OpenAI's brand new "GPTs", which are basically AI agents. They are pretty simple for now, but they work well.

Well. Yes. OK.

That's about 50% of #programmer's have just become redundant.

Bother. I'm screwed.

mad technicians sticking screwdrivers into an angry robot's head.

Michael 🗝

3 weeks ago

Here's where I'm at: being a #programmer sucks. I should have been a #poet, a #wizard, or a #pirate.

Then I realized that I'm basically writing #poems that I cast as spells, most of which were stolen from others while daydreaming about #rum.

Vulkan

3 weeks ago

RocketWerkz in New Zealand is looking for a Vulkan Graphics Programmer and is offering competitive pay and relocation assistance to the right candidate.

More: https://www.khronos.org/jobs/detail/vulkan-graphics-programmer-rocketwerkz
#job #career #programmer

#mem #meme #memes #programmer #programmers #programista #programiści

Practicin

3 weeks ago

Breaking up with OpenGL. Haha! Very funny & sad at the same time. BTW, Apple Metal is the ideal partner: does a lot of work for you while remaining easy to communicate with. 😜
#programmer #humour

https://www.youtube.com/embed/7Ix_5wGZxwg

On a broader note, does anyone have #programmer advice for me on what to do when you're told to go architect something for the first time ever? Like, heuristics for how long to spend looking at options vs. figuring out how to use a specific one, how to make sure what you've come up with doesn't suck because of unknown unknowns.

This is my first senior role and I feel a little bit tossed in the deep end.

GONICUS

4 weeks ago

🐧 Unser Tux ist auf der Suche nach neuen GOllegen! Dabei hat er einiges für euch auf dem Kasten #benefits . Neugierig geworden? Checkt www.gonicus.de/jobs oder den Link in unserer Bio und entdeckt euren perfekten Einstieg. Tux wartet schon!

#GONICUSJobs #TeamTux #coder #opensource #programmer ausbildung_abg #arnsberg #gonicus #software

Kir4ik52

4 weeks ago

#meme #ru #rf #мем #мемы #cats #cat #programming #programmer #прогрммист #шутка #шутки
Разработчик: Интерфейс интуитивно понятен.

Пользователи:

waielbi

4 weeks ago

Une page pour OctoStudio, appli de programmation par blocs idéale pour le premier degré https://www.waielbi.net/+-OctoStudio-+
#app #programmer #edu_num #numerique #ecole

robrich

"Watch where you're going. You walked through my wireless data stream." #programmer #humor Great one glasbergen.com.

gregorni

#Programming #Software #Development #Rustlang #ProgrammingLanguages #Programmer #Developer #Softwaredeveloper #Softwaredevelopment #Computers #Code #Coding

#Rust makes low-level programming feel like high-level programming and high-level programming feel like low-level programming.

(((Jann Gobble)))🏳️‍🌈

Will some kind #FFMPEG #programmer - @lisamelton maybe - read this short 🧵 (cos my server doesn't allow large posts). It's only 4 posts long, but I am SO FRUSTRATED!

HELP! #filters 1/4

Frosty ❄️🌨️

As a #vtuber, it can be difficult to share things that happen IRL, as they can potentially lead to revealing my identity, and thus, lead to discrimination. However, as a #programmer, I really want to show off how I approach new problems and solve them. Looking forward to this Saturday so I can do just that on #twitch

I will be exploring how to write one of those “Sign in with Google/Twitter/Facebook” services, so that I can “log in with FrostyID”

I decided to do this as a stream because I’ve had a few people ask me how to learn how to program or how I learn to do what I do, so why don’t I show everyone?

I’ve been holding myself back all week because I’m sure to have a lot of fun. Stream info is over on my schedule if you’re interested in checking it out https://www.twitch.tv/frostyfrog/schedule?segmentID=c37ecfd1-9520-48d3-869b-dbf6afbd5d74

Professor Hank 🤘✊ ☑ 🍻🖖

#programming #programmer #LearnToCode #LearnToProgram

Astra Kernel :verified:

https://www.nginx.com/blog/extending-nginx-with-rust-an-alternative-to-c/

🦀Extending NGINX with Rust (an Alternative to C)

👉 Write nginx modules in Rust

https://www.infoq.com/news/2023/10/nginx-modules-rust/

#rustlang #rust #programmer #nginx

Watzon the Zen Fox

Is this overdoing it for a login/registration page? Maybe. Do I care? Fuck no. #webdesign #webdevelopment #programmer #ui #ux #design #website

bison ✅

#ltt #lttmeme #monitor #pcSetup #art #mastoart #programmer #developers

my and @jujibla setup is a bit... different

via @linustechtips memes

lawful good
neutral good
chaotic gool
lawful neutral
true neutral
chaotic neutral
lawful evil
neutral evil
chaotic evil
DEVELOPER
ARTIST
JujiBla

gregorni

#programming #programmer #programmers #code #coding #software #IT #development #developer #developers #redflags #redflag #softwaredevelopment #softwaredeveloper

In your opinion, what are red flags to watch out for in programmers?

Daniel Brendel

https://youtu.be/zbUeQ-o2odQ?si=hgIpF2u7W5BZ8sTN

My sweet girlfriend asked me to create us a plant management app to keep track of our 100+ home plants. So I did.

It features:
- Assign plants to locations
- Plant details, notes, tags, photos, etc
- Tasks
- Inventory
- Search
- Profile
- Group chat

The software is designed in the idea to be collaborative (e.g. using with partners, friends, family, etc).

#plants #plantparent #homeplants #plantcare #horticulture #gardening #programmer #softwaredevelopment #opensource

Potato Imaginator

Raccoon at TechHub :mastodon:

@asonix
I can't stop imagining all the non-#programmer normies on here watching your plight of your $100 #keyboard breaking with no idea of how much of an absolute nightmare this sort of thing can be to someone who uses their #computer 12 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, for years on end.

For them, this probably seems like some weird nerd obsession we have, and they have no idea why we talk so much about it.

For us, it's a basic life need, and you have all our sympathies as you...
1) Find a new keyboard that feels comfortable
2) Get it set up with your desk and hotkey-layout
3) Go through the painstaking process of re-learning the exact spacing of the keys, symbols included, so you can type from muscle memory.

Ele Willoughby, PhD

#WomenInSTEM #printmaking #sciart #histstm #physics #computerscience #programming #linocut #MastoArt

Happy birthday to trailblazing #programmer & #computer scientist, Beatrice "Trixie" Worsley. My #linocut shows Worsley seated at the first computer in Canada, the FERUT (which she named) & a flow diagram of one of her programs.⁠
⁠
Trixie Worsley earned one of the first doctorate in computer science anywhere, & was supervised by Douglas Hartree and Alan Turing at Cambridge. 🧵1/n

My linocut of Trixie Worsley (in brown) seated at the FERUT computer (in dark green) overprinted with a flow chart from one of her papers in a gradient of pale blue.

theNE

Do you also have this feeling about #gaming?

I played #Satisfactory recently. I really like it. And I like games like #Spacechem (haven't played #Factorio, but I think it is cool).

Many say it is essentially #programming. And since I'm a #programmer, I naturally love this kind of stuff.

But I can't play them for too long.

Why?

Because I develop software, it's my day job. And develop more as pet projects occasionally. Idea of sinking hundreds of hours more into a game like that repels me.

cory hughart

My favorite thing about being a #programmer is finally finding someone else with the same problem as you on the internet so you know you aren't crazy.

cory hughart

My least favorite thing about being a #programmer is getting stuck on things that it really seems you shouldn't even be able to get stuck on.

devtools.fm

#code #coding #programming #softwareengineer #techtok #tech #computerscience #programmer

Join us as we walk through the evolution of Rome Tools to Biome and its impact on the JavaScript ecosystem with Emanuele Stoppa.

Check out our latest podcast for more.

Newsletter: https://mail.devtools.fm/
Episode: https://www.devtools.fm/episode/70
Video: https://youtu.be/Vx8SzrqIJHo

Potato Imaginator

#tic80 #programming #programmer #tutorial #coding #youtube #lua

TIC-80 Beginner Tutorial : https://youtu.be/ODYb9EC6PGU

Bahman M.

@debacle @simon_brooke @fedops

To my mind, we #programmer folks have this tendency of expressing our highly subjective ideas as if they were proven facts 😅

I have developed this habit of prefixing subjective statements I read/hear w/ phrases like
- For my usecase, ⋯
- Based on my personal experience, ⋯
- The way I see it, ⋯

This little trick makes the comms far more natural and productive 😄

—

I even wrote a little piece on this topic some 15 years ago: https://www.bahmanm.com/2008/11/open-source-communication-tricks.html

Lydia Conwell :mastodon:

You #Mastodon #Techie #Maker #Programmer people ...

If you reply to someone, then open the emoji window, the comment box is so far down the screen that the emoji window goes off the screen and there's no way to move it upwards.

A workaround is to fill the comment box with line breaks so the emoji window icon is further up screen, then you can see what you're doing.

But why can't it appear clearly on screen? Also, maybe a close window button would be useful too - for mobile use and whatnot.

Melissa :verified_trans:

New instance - new #introduction!

I am Melissa, a #trans #music producer, all-around full-stack #programmer, reverse engineer, open source nerd, and occasional #FPV quadcopter pilot. :blob_cat_melt:

Also secretly a cat :3

Bri😻

Random #Programmer thought: Shouldn't tracebacks really be called tracethroughs? (Trace throughs) Not all tracebacks go back. Python's, for example, goes from oldest to newest, so, that's not really tracing back?

Over the last couple of weeks I'd been doing #interviews for a firmware #programmer at a #3D #Priner company. I'd gone through 3 rounds of interviews, all that was left was to get the actual job offer from the CEO. HR called me last night, asked me if I could take a phone call from the CEO this morning at 8:15am. I said of course. I got up at 7:30, was waiting by my phone just in case. 8:20 comes, no call, so I send an email to HR asking if they wanted me to call in, or if they were running late

Quinn Comendant

#iterm #programmer #humor

I got a laugh out of the release notes of the new iTerm beta version that just dropped.

/cc @gnachman

Screenshot of the release notes for iTerm2 3.5.0 beta 12, which says:

“This release was built using XCode 15, which will either make it work better in Sonoma or introduce inexplicable bugs. Probably both, come to think of if.”

Potato Imaginator

3 months ago

Professor Hank 🤘✊ ☑ 🍻🖖

3 months ago

Come check out my latest Data Structures video. Leave a note in the YouTube comments letting me know how I did.

https://youtu.be/C4M9uZ1L6XI

#LearnToCode #cpp #programmer #programming

Great article on #senior #engineers and measuring #contribution instead of #storypoints - I couldn't agree more.

"The Worst #Programmer I Know - Dan North & Associates Ltd"

https://dannorth.net/2023/09/02/the-worst-programmer/

#engineering #engineers #software #development #agile #story #team #management #dev #complexity #teams #architecture

Hey wetdry.world! I just moved here from mstdn.party. #introduction #reintroduction

I'm a #programmer (mostly #cpp, #c, and #csharp), #modder, #reverseengineer, and #sonicthehedgehog fan. Follow me if you're into tech-shenanigans, mostly involving #sega stuff.

I moved my account here since mstdn.party has had a lot of technical issues for me, and cuz I just like the vibe of this instance better.

The extra features of Chuckya/Glitch-soc seem very cool too! Excited to be here.

Raccoon at TechHub :mastodon:

3 months ago

Sad news today.

#OpenSource / #FreeSoftware #activist, #writer, #programmer, and #streamer, #KrisNova, founder of #Hachyderm and #Nivenly, died in a rock climbing accident last Wednesday evening.

@nova's presence in the OpenSource community will be missed.

https://nivenly.org/blog/2023/08/19/an-announcement-regarding-kris-n%C3%B3va/

Bahman M.

https://github.com/bahmanm/bmakelib

🧵 Introducing "bmakelib"

I've had the (mis)fortune to deal w/ a good number of Makefiles over the years. Enough to take a liking to Gnu Make 🤷‍♂️

I've been haphazardly compiling a collection of common tasks that I'd like any #Makefile to do out-of-the-box for me.

The collection grew to a point where I thought it might benefit my fellow #programmer in their day-to-day #programming.

Hence bmakelib was born w/ an Apache v2.0 license 👶

#linux #unix #sysadmin #devops

⋯

OverSoft :unverified:

#programmer #coding #inthezone

Hey fellow developers, do you have any tips on how to get in “the zone”?

For me, it seems that most of the time I’m procrastinating and coding goes very slow and then suddenly, I get “in the zone” and code, in 4 hours, as much as I regularly do in a (work)week or more.

I want to be “in the zone” more. Not only to do more in less time, bit also to have time for other things.

amen zwa, esq.

It wasn't until the mid 1990s, a good dozen or so years after I started, that I came to the realisation that I was nowhere as good a #programmer as I had innocently (read "stupidly") believed I was in those early days.

#Programming is an intensely mathematical and an continuously humbling intellectual exercise. How grand....

radfordhound

Hey Mastodon!

You're supposed to make an #introduction post stuffed with a bunch of obnoxious hashtags like it's 2008, right?

I'm a #programmer (mostly #cpp #c and #csharp), #modder, #software #reverseengineer, and #sonicthehedgehog fan.

I do a lot of #reverseengineering (mostly of #sega games), and develop custom libraries/tools to mod them.

Also trying to learn #japanese cuz I'm a fucking #weeb

Follow me if you want to see code, modding, shenanigans, "the sonic", L takes, and trash memes.

Caroline Bell :verified:

#Programmer #lookingforwork

I just moved instances but I'm still looking for work!

I need a job. I'm willing to relocate anywhere trans-friendly, or work remotely (but my current home internet is not reliable).

I understand several programming languages, and can use #Java and #Kotlin fluently. I also dabble in HTML and CSS, but my JavaScript skills are lacking.
I'm right at home in any Jetbrains IDE + #Git environment, but I can also make do with other editors. Other source control may not be so easy for me to learn.
My GitHub and personal website are linked in my bio. I contribute to open source projects regularly.

My highest formal education is a GED.
I've worked professionally in the past as a video game tester, a grocery bagger, a home mover, and a car lot attendant.

Please email me at halotroop2288@proton.me with any serious offers.

Thank you.

Almighty Olive 🫒

Updating my #introduction post because I feel like I'm going to be here a while ☺️

Quickly, first up all of my content (especially the AI generated stuff) that I put up on Mastodon will be covered by CC BY-SA #CCBYSA. Basically, you can use and remix my stuff but you gotta let others do the same to whatever you create with the original. Also, please link me in and show me what you did!

Secondly, all my posts are scheduled to be deleted after 3 months to help the storage costs of the admin so if you like something make sure you delete it before it's gone!

And for the actual introduction; I am a #Programmer doing #SoftwareDevelopment and building #WebApps in #Sydney. I love to play #BoardGames, and I DM some #DnD and other #TTRPG games like #Pathfinder, #StarsWithoutNumbers, and #SavageWorlds when I can. I like to try my hand at #Writing stuff on the odd occasion. I also am getting into #AiArt and #3DPrinting

Lars J. Nilsson

I've been lurking a while, but now I'm on my own instance, so it's high time for an #introduction.

I'm a Swede (he/him) living in #Stockholm. I'm a lapsed #operasinger (with a post diploma from Guildhall) now turned startup #programmer and occasional CTO. I have way too many hobbies and will be sharing some #photography and presumably a lot of IT related woes.

Oceanity🏳️‍⚧️:therian:

Sooo, I never actually did an #Introduction post on here oops, making one now to pin on my profile

Hi, I'm Oceanity, though I typically go by Oshi (and Oce to some)! I'm a mostly self-taught #programmer, #artist and #DJ, plus I stream on #Twitch (when I'm not on hiatus)

I'm #trans, #queer/ #pan, #poly and rather recently I realized that I'm #therian (wolf probably, though it was my Enfield sona that caused those feelings to really blossom so I do associate with that a lot x3)

Nice to meet ya!

RubyConf

#railsconf #cfp #developers #programmer

🔈🎊 HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!🎊 🔈 The RubyConf CFP is now open! 🥳 We are accepting Talks (30-45mins) or Workshops (2 hours). Take a look at this year's conference tracks and submit your proposal today! https://sessionize.com/rubyconf-2023/

Alien 👽 Max | 🇺🇦 gamedev

Programmers, developers, coders!

Let's get to know each other in Mastodon

📻 Make a repost, write what you do and where you are from
🤝 Subscribe each other
🛰️ Let this signal pass through all obstacles

Let the wave flow! Halt and Catch Fire!

#programming #mastodon #developer #programmer #coding #code #introduction #community #dev #gamedev #webdev #linux #android #ios #csharp #cplusplus #java #javascript #ai #clouds #windows #socialmedia #world #introductions

matdevdug

#programmer #Programming #ide #coding

It is amazing that #VSCode has just quietly dominated the IDE world without a lot of debate. It used to be a fight between Emacs/Vim, JetBrains, Eclipse and a long list of smaller IDEs.

Now I see either VSCode or a proprietary IDE if your stack has one.

Tyler

Hello, everyone! #introduction
My name is Tyler. I really love #manga and #LanguageLearning. I worked as a #music teacher for a few years, but recently started a new job as a #programmer. I’ve been hanging out on urusai.social but I wanted to make an account here to see what Firefish is all about!

OlshaMB

Hi!
I am OlshaMB(Michael).
I am almost 16 year old programmer.
I love MacOS and Apple, and Arc Browser btw.
I program for the web, in the newest web tech.
Also sometimes I program in Rust, also sometimes I program in swift for mac apps.
I love open-source and Linux.
#macos #introduction #programmer #rust #webdev #webdevlopment #student

pixelfed

@dansup #programmer #developer #react #reactNative #vue #laravel #canada

✨ Share your Pixelfed account and a few related hashtags as a reply to this post. ⬇️

Space Cadet

Time for a proper #intro

I'm a Jr. #Sysadmin at a MSP. We focus on medical practices and #HIPAA compliance ⚕️

On my #homelab, I play with #selfhosted apps like #nextcloud, #jellyfin, and host a ton of game servers on #proxmox.

I'm a hobbyist #python and #powershell #programmer, professionally working on app deployments (difficult in the medical space 🥲)

My personal laptop is #archlinux :archlinux: my work laptop is #windows :windows:

I GM a weekly #pathfinder game set on Vvardenfel. Happy rolling! :ablobspin:

Luke T. Shumaker

I guess I'm supposed to make an #introduction post, even though I have a bio?

I'm Luke, I'm a #programmer/ #hacker. I am/was heavily involved with #Parabola #GNU/ #LinuxLibre :parabola: for a long time, but got burnt out and so I've been MIA for a while. But the .org domain name is still on my credit card, and the build server is still in my living room. #homelab.

Taking a #sabbatical after being in the Kubernetes+Envoy space for a while. Notice that I didn't tag those.

#btrfs #golang #emacs

RubyConf

#rubyconf #programmer #tech #rubyfriends #ruby #rails #rubyonrails

Registration is OFFICIALLY OPEN! Early Bird tickets are available, but they are LIMITED!
Get your ticket today | https://rubyconf2023.eventbrite.com/?aff=twitruby23

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Arkadiusz Świętnicki 🇨🇳

Then #depression arrived and my dreams to become #programmer were most probably shattered. For now I still develop simple, useless stuff.

Amogh :verified:

#zines #webcomic #web #webdev #c #nerdy #computer #machines, #programming #security #privacy #webcomic #webcomics #webcomictalk #webcomicchat #webcomicupdates #ｃ #clang #cprogramming #programming #programmer #CProgamming #Cprogrammers #zines #zine #cprogramminglanguage #cprogrammerjokes #zines #zinelife

Hello everyone, everywhere, all at once! :mastodon: :pixelfed: :blobcat: I'll be writing Zines (Master Zines 😎) and Web Comics ((Master Comics 😎) from now on.

My Zines will be focused on nerdy computer stuff, from bits to Quamputers (Quantum Computers :P), history to mystery of machines, programming security and many more. :computerfairies: :calculator:

My Web Comics will be based on quirky frailties of day to day life, society, computers, work, dark humor, and sometimes all combined. 😈🏘️🖥️🎃

I like to draw zines by hand and digitize them later..

A great art art has the power to ignite the dormant embers of our souls, painting vibrant hues of inspiration and touching the chords of our hearts with brushstrokes of eternal beauty.

And this is just the beginning. Within the first step lies the radiant spark of endless possibilities, lighting the path towards dreams yet unseen, and unlocking the door to a universe of untapped potential.

I've made some samples so far, which I'm going to post periodically.

Have a look at my new 'Basic C Concepts' series zine.

Follow me for awesome things that I could offer to the world.

RubyConf