I just learned the phrase "load-bearing printf" and I can't stop smiling. https://juffalow.com/blog/other/funny-stuff-from-programmers-realm #debugging #printf #logging #ProgrammerHumor
Best thing I've seen today..
npm i babel-plugin-glowup-vibes. There are no other projects in the npm registry using babel-plugin-glowup-vibes.
Using plain old JS fetch with
"User-Agent": "OpenCOBOL IBM/Z16 v3.782".
Would love to see the faces of their DevOps team when they review their access logs 🙂
Quote of the day:
"Only dead projects has stable API"
- Miroslav Suchý (@mirek)
"I'm not here to tell you Rust is the best language... You should have figured it by now"
"You can't trust humans. But you can always trust the cult... I mean the compiler"
"WebAssembly! What was the question?"
"Everyone is welcome who's ready to join the cult... Community! Community..."
Don't go JSON, waterfall,
Just stick to the streams the the scrums that you're used to...
DreamBerd is a perfect programming language
If it looks like a bug,
hops like a bug,
and buzzes like a bug,
then it's probably a…
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