#ProgrammerHumor

I just learned the phrase "load-bearing printf" and I can't stop smiling. https://juffalow.com/blog/other/funny-stuff-from-programmers-realm #debugging #printf #logging #ProgrammerHumor

Why was the computer cold?
...
..
.
It left its Windows open.

#programmerhumor #codinghumor #badjokes

What did the computer do when it was hungry?
...
..
.
Took a byte.

#programminghumor #programmerhumor #devhumor

What did the computer do at lunchtime?
...
..
.
Had a byte.

#geekhumor #programmerhumor #

people keep calling emacs an operating system

#joke #emacs #operatingsystem #programmerhumor #unix

The image contains text superimposed on a meme featuring a man in a business casual outfit with a somewhat perplexed expression. The text reads:

"PEOPLE KEEP CALLING EMACS AN OPERATING SYSTEM, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY AND NEVER TRIED IT"

"AND AT THIS POINT I AM TOO AFRAID TO ASK"

The man appears to be in an office environment, and the meme format is often used to express confusion or a lack of knowledge about a subject, with the second part usually revealing a humorous reluctance or fear to ask questions.

ALT text: Meme with a puzzled-looking man in an office setting, expressing confusion about Emacs being called an operating system and humorous fear of asking why.

#ProgrammerHumor #SorryNotSorry

Geordi La Forge meme with Geordi rejecting "Single-porpoise containers" and approving "Single-purpose containers".

Today in JavaScript land: I made a thunk so I can lazily evaluate my curried function.

God, non-programmers must think we are crazy with all the ways we name our stuff :neocat_laugh_tears:#JavaScript #ProgrammerHumor

Best thing I've seen today..

#javascript #programmerhumor

babel-plugin-glowup-vibes

https://www.npmjs.com/package/babel-plugin-glowup-vibes

babel plugin to transpile internet slang into valid javascript. Latest version: 1.0.9, last published: a month ago. Start using babel-plugin-glowup-vibes in your project by running npm i babel-plugin-glowup-vibes. There are no other projects in the npm registry using babel-plugin-glowup-vibes.

𝖆𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖔𝖐 🇨🇿🇪🇺

@nixCraft
Haha 😃 yeah, reminds me of this #funny comics
#programmerhumor

Bob, all your commit messages say "small changes"! ...
git commit -m "what is life if full of care, if we have no time to stand and stare..."
(comics by workchronicles.com)

Using plain old JS fetch with "User-Agent": "OpenCOBOL IBM/Z16 v3.782".

Would love to see the faces of their DevOps team when they review their access logs 🙂

#programmerhumor

SalarRahmanian :scala: :nixos:

Lol #programmerhumor

Astra Kernel :verified:

👀 Computer vision in Rust

https://www.reddit.com/r/rustjerk/s/oXkQkyCfBo

#MachineLearning #deeplearning #programminghumour #rustjerk #programmerhumor

In reddit rust, someone asked "is it possible to do computer vision in Rust".

For that , one guy replied in funny with the following code:

struct Eye {}

impl Eye {

fn see(&self, stuff: &str) {
println! ("I'm seeing {}", stuff);
}

// don't call this
fn poke(self) {
panic! ("ow");
}

}

How did I manage to convince cmake that every type in C++ is invalid?????

#cmake #cxx #programming #programmerhumor #agony

Don't you just hate it when people add #duplicate #labels to the #gitlab #repo? 😂

#joke #programmerhumor #git

A drop-down menu to assign a label to a git repo. It contains two items, "Bug" and "Feature"

When you tease your bug tester about using chatgpt and he delivers a Shakespeare version.

#chatgpt #programmerhumor

Act I, Scene I: A Digital Realm
Enter notepad, pen in hand, in a realm of websites and codes. Before thee, a task unfolds.
[Enter] Company Modal:A transformation, like dawn's first light, awaits this element.
Change the font's attire, shift its hue to the ebony shade, as the night's sky.
Act I, Scene II: The Video Page
In this digital tapestry, our story continues.
[Enter] The Tags Dropdown:
Behold, a curious anomaly! A sidebar doth intrude.
This uninvited guest, we shall bid farewell.
[Enter] The MP4 Download Button:
An intriguing query doth arise - must a storytap notification grace its presence?
The answer remains obscured, like shadows in the moonlight.
Inconsistency, a capricious wraith, dost linger 'twixt the Download MP4 and Download Transcript buttons.
[Enter] The Archive Video Button:
Like whispers of a secret, this button acteth in silence.
No notification to herald its action, it seeks anonymity.
[Enter] Unindexed, Indexed, and Private:
O, the shapes and forms that govern our choices!
Unindexed, Indexed, Private - a trio of options, round-edged and soft.
A transformation, more akin to the square, we shall bestow upon them.
For such sharpness is found nowhere else in this digital realm.
Exit, pursued by a to-do list, with flourish.

Rust's Cargo: "This broke here and this is how you fix it."

C++'s CMake: "[Error 68: Something Broke 🤷️]"

#Rust #CXX #CMake #Cargo #Programming #ProgrammerHumor

k3ym𖺀 // John Sutton

NullPointerExemption goes burrrr
Source: @a_smeriglia

#programming #programmerhumor

Task failed successfully.

#ProgrammerHumor

Screenshot of a status from user @test, saturated with repetitions of the word "undefined"

I'd tell you a #UDP #joke, but I'm not sure you'd get it.

#ProgrammerHumor #Developer #Web

😁

#ProgrammerHumor

This is what "VUE" in Vue.js stands for. 😉🦄

#vuejs #vue #programmerhumor #unicorn

Satou Lofthouse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrvV-R3y2xY

If you're learning how to code, this is gonna make you laugh.

#programmerhumor

Code with the Italians 🤌

How do Android developers flirt? "Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm feeling a connection!" 💘
#AndroidDev #ProgrammerHumor #ChatGPT4Jokes

Code with the Italians 🤌

Why did the Android developer always carry a notebook? Because you never know when you'll come across a sketchy API! 📓
#AndroidDev #ProgrammerHumor #ChatGPT4Jokes

Code with the Italians 🤌

How do Android developers stay in shape? By doing regular push-ups... to their Git repositories! 💪
#AndroidDev #ProgrammerHumor #ChatGPT4Jokes

Code with the Italians 🤌

Why did the Android app go to therapy? It had too many unresolved issues on GitHub! 🐞
#AndroidDev #ProgrammerHumor #ChatGPT4Jokes

OrlandoMan 🏳️‍🌈

seen on lemmy, had to share

#lemmy #genx #nostalgia #famicom #80s #funny #geek #programmerhumor

Code with the Italians 🤌

Why did the Android developer stay calm in stressful situations?
Because he always had a lot of Activities to switch between! 😂
#AndroidDev #ProgrammerHumor #ChatGPT4Jokes

♞ Pixel Prophecy 🇺🇦🇪🇺

print("Hell o' World");
#programmerHumor

Quote of the day:
"Only dead projects has stable API"
- Miroslav Suchý (@mirek)
https://lists.fedoraproject.org/archives/list/devel@lists.fedoraproject.org/message/JL2N7SDNC6ZX4KE2SRHCX3KW6URLZAEN/
#programming #programmerhumor

Jesper Tingvall

2nd AI joke generation. I created an LoRA from our technical Simplygon documentation and asked that AI to write a 3d optimization joke.

#programmerhumor #gamedev #techart #AI #generativeai

This is an example joke about 3d optimization.
Q: “What did the triangle say to the quad?”
A: “Haha, you're so flat.”

Roman :verified0:

#Ethereum #crypto #cryptocurrency #memes #meme #programmerhumor

#Vatican Confirms Secret “while(true)” Loop has been Running Since The 16th Century https://sebastiancarlos.com/vatican-confirms-secret-while-true-loop-has-been-running-since-the-16th-century-dc6e0f18625e
#programming #programmerhumor #church #pope

Just found some form of “Status Quo” in my work's codebase…
#ProgrammerHumor

$response['status'] = 'KO';

Jesper Tingvall

I trained an AI on our technical Simplygon documentation and asked it for a joke. Result was... odd...

#generativeai #joke #programmerhumor #gamedev

Question:

Give me a joke about triangle reduction.

Answer:

Well it's a triangle so that’s easy:

A man is driving down the road when he sees an old lamp post. He thinks to himself “that would make a nice triangle!” He pulls over and gets out of his car, walks up to the lamp post and cuts off the bottom third. The lamp post looks confused as he walks back to his car and drives away.

i know i wrote this code, but i don't remember being this funny :)

#programmerHumor #random #dev #development

code to get a random item in a list of links. the random number is the same every time, but a comment specifies that the number was chosen randomly with a fair dice-roll

@isomeme
In theory, nothing works and everybody knows why.
In practice, everything works but no-one knows why.

We finally managed to combine theory and practice: Nothing works and no-one knows why.

#it #programmerhumor #programminghumor

Michal :verified: :btw:

"I'm not here to tell you Rust is the best language... You should have figured it by now"

"You can't trust humans. But you can always trust the cult... I mean the compiler"

"WebAssembly! What was the question?"

"Everyone is welcome who's ready to join the cult... Community! Community..."

https://youtu.be/TGfQu0bQTKc 🤣
#rust #programmerhumor

I love glimpses into tech like this... #Google #ProgrammerHumor

A post showing Google Assistant can't handle large numbers correctly. A commenter says "Classic integer overflow, although I would’ve assumed Google would account for things like that," and a reply says, "I integrate Google APIs as part of my job. I can assure you they have no idea what they’re doing"

Serge from Babka

Don't go JSON, waterfall,
Just stick to the streams the the scrums that you're used to...

#ProgrammerHumor

#programminghumor #programmerhumor

🏳️‍🌈Superdave! 😘🍷👨‍🦯

@thickurt #ProgrammerHumor it's funny.

#programminghumor #programmerhumor

Programming Weekly

DreamBerd is a perfect programming language

https://github.com/TodePond/DreamBerd

Discussions: https://discu.eu/q/https://github.com/TodePond/DreamBerd

#programmerhumor #programming #programminglanguages

#programminghumor #programmerhumor

#programminghumor #programmerhumor

#programminghumor #programmerhumor

#programminghumor #programmerhumor

#programminghumor #programmerhumor

There's a chunk at the beginning missing: "I don't feel comfortable referring to myself as a programmer."

#learningjavascript #programmerhumor

graph titled "Programmer Mindset." Confidence is measured over time, and varies in jagged lines from minimum Impostor Syndrome to maximum Overconfidence Bias.

This is hilarious.😂 👍

#ProgrammerHumor #Funny #Meme #Comedy #CSS #Programming #WebDev

A trophy comprised of different segments which are obviously misaligned. The stem under the top of the trophy appears to the left, while the base of the trophy is on the extreme left of the stand it is on. Text appears on the base of the trophy which reads: "World's Best CSS Developer", with the word "Developer" extending way beyond the length of the trophy base.

If your first coding efforts end with failure, don't worry. There's always a 2nd, 3rd, and 4th time of failure before *partial* success.

#SoftwareDevelopment #SoftwareEngineering #Programming #Coding #ComputerScience #DevHumor #CodingHumor #DevLife #CodingLife #ProgrammerHumor #ProgrammerLife

#programminghumor #programmerhumor

#programminghumor #programmerhumor

If it looks like a bug,
hops like a bug,
and buzzes like a bug,
then it's probably a…
feature.

#SoftwareDevelopment #SoftwareEngineering #Programming #Coding #ComputerScience #CodingHumor #CodingLife #ProgrammerHumor #ProgrammerLife #QualityAssurance #QA #SoftwareTesting #ProductManagement #ProjectManagement

This is entirely how things go when you think you've designed a fool-proof UI that no one could possibly ever misuse... 😂

Users' "creativity" will never cease to impress me.

#ProgrammerHumor #Meme #Funny #UI #Tech #Design #UIDesign

Two images split horizontally. The top image depicts 3 bowls of cat food placed in a linear fashion next to each other, very obviously made so three cats could stand one at each bowl and eat. The text states: "Developer: Makes a simple, intuitive UI."

The bottom image shows 3 cats using the food bowls, only instead of logically standing side-by-side to eat one cat is sat across all bowls and eating out of the furthest one to the right, another cat's back legs are in front of the rightmost bowl but is eating from the leftmost one and a third cat has his head under both cats eating from the middle bowl. The text reads: "Users."

#programminghumor #programmerhumor

Hypertext Markup Laubstein

Lean development is garbage.

That's why I've been using the type "boolean" more often.

#puns #sorry #programmerhumor

Astra Kernel :verified:

#vscode #programmerhumor #programmingmemes #developers

#programminghumor #programmerhumor

#programminghumor #programmerhumor

#programminghumor #programmerhumor

#programminghumor #programmerhumor

#programminghumor #programmerhumor

#programminghumor #programmerhumor

#programminghumor #programmerhumor

Wenn du anfängst dein Datenarchiv auszumisten.
Originalquelle ist mir unbekannt, aber dieses Meme ist schon so alt wie die Floppydisk selbst 😃
#IT #ITamLimit #ITwitz #programmerhumor

Bildliche Darstellung einer klassischen Toilette mit Spülkasten. Die einzelnen Funktionen und Teile sind in "Computerspeech" beschrieben. Z.B.:
Spültaste = Function Key
Toilettendeckel = Floppy Disk
Öffnung der Toilette = INPUT
Ein daneben stehender Pümpel = Debugging Tool
Ein daneben stehender Topf = Backup System
Die Toilettenpapierrolle = Application Software
Die Toiletteschüssel selbst = CENTRAL PROCESSING UNIT (CPU)
Eine undichte Stelle = INPUT / OUTPUT ERROR

Why global variables are bad. I realize this a repost of a repost, but I found it funny

#startrek #programmerhumor #programmerhumour

A Star Trek meme. Dr. Crusher defines hot as 1.9 Kelvin. Picard orders hot teahot tea and is incinerated.

#programmerhumor #programminghumor

#programmerhumor #programminghumor

RecursiveNeuron :verified:

#GPT4 #gpt #stackoverflow #developers #programmerhumor

Baruch 🇮🇱

An Israeli protest against the Prime Minister’s plans to weaken the Supreme Court’s judicial review powers.
#Israel #Git #ProgrammerHumor

Amidst an outdoor protest gather of people holding Israeli and LGBTQ flags, one man holds a sign that says, “Never commit to master.”

#programminghumor #programmerhumor

Chris⚡️Arter 🤘

Reading my own code from 6 months ago 💀

#programmerhumor #memes

pedro pascal in various stages of a panic attack

#programminghumor #programmerhumor

Top 10 Programming Languages for Metaverse Software Developers In 2023 -- Apparently "JavaScript is a wise choice for VR applications", "HTML is preferred by game developers", and "Python is insecure because it's open source"

https://www.analyticsinsight.net/top-10-programming-languages-for-metaverse-software-developers-in-2023/

Discussions: https://discu.eu/q/https://www.analyticsinsight.net/top-10-programming-languages-for-metaverse-software-developers-in-2023/

#javascript #programmerhumor #programming #python #webdev

I really need to study up on that HTML 6. :blobfoxcomputer:

#techjobs #humor #startup #ProgrammersAreAlsoHuman #programmerhumor #SoftwareDevlopment #webdev

https://youtu.be/6KefznccsY0

Round follower count here! 🎉 #programmerhumor

It shows that I have a 512 follower count here that is "round" in programming.

Sure, no fee to join, but I hear they make it a pain to quit...

#ProgrammerHumor

A sign says, Vim Fitness. A smaller sign says, $0 initiation fee.

Touché

#programmerhumor #programminghumor

In case y’all ain’t seen it yet…

#programminghumor #programmerhumor

Sort of feel like this should be my profile pic.

OGG CODE! OGG TAPPY TAPPY KEYS! OGG WONDERING WHY NODE UPDATE HAVING DEPENDENCY ISSUES BECAUSE SITE IN KAZAKHSTAN DOWN?!?

#programmerhumor #gif #node

Cavemen in front of a laptop

Sing along 🎤

#programminghumor #programmerhumor

#programminghumor #programmerhumor

☝️ two beers 🍻

#programmerhumor #programminghumor

RecursiveNeuron :verified:

#programming #programmerhumor #uiux #uiuxdesign #uiuxdev

#programminghumor #programmerhumor

#programmerhumor

🎄

#programminghumor #programmerhumor

😬🤦

#programmerhumor #programminghumor

RecursiveNeuron :verified:

console.log forever!!!!

#javascript #programmerhumor #typescript #reactjs #coding

Cat keyboard
#caturday #developer #meme #programmerhumor #notmycat

Acrylic over keyboard with cat on top