9 hours ago

I just learned the phrase "load-bearing printf" and I can't stop smiling. #debugging #printf #logging #ProgrammerHumor

Dev Leader
1 day ago

Why was the computer cold?
It left its Windows open.

#programmerhumor #codinghumor #badjokes

Dev Leader
2 days ago

What did the computer do when it was hungry?
Took a byte.

#programminghumor #programmerhumor #devhumor

Dev Leader
3 days ago

What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte.

#geekhumor #programmerhumor #

bison โœ…
4 days ago

people keep calling emacs an operating system

#joke #emacs #operatingsystem #programmerhumor #unix

The image contains text superimposed on a meme featuring a man in a business casual outfit with a somewhat perplexed expression. The text reads:



The man appears to be in an office environment, and the meme format is often used to express confusion or a lack of knowledge about a subject, with the second part usually revealing a humorous reluctance or fear to ask questions.

ALT text: Meme with a puzzled-looking man in an office setting, expressing confusion about Emacs being called an operating system and humorous fear of asking why.
2 weeks ago

Today in JavaScript land: I made a thunk so I can lazily evaluate my curried function.

God, non-programmers must think we are crazy with all the ways we name our stuff
โ€‹:neocat_laugh_tears:โ€‹#JavaScript #ProgrammerHumor

3 weeks ago

Best thing I've seen today..

#javascript #programmerhumor


babel plugin to transpile internet slang into valid javascript. Latest version: 1.0.9, last published: a month ago. Start using babel-plugin-glowup-vibes in your project by running npm i babel-plugin-glowup-vibes. There are no other projects in the npm registry using babel-plugin-glowup-vibes.

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Using plain old JS fetch with "User-Agent": "OpenCOBOL IBM/Z16 v3.782".

Would love to see the faces of their DevOps team when they review their access logs ๐Ÿ™‚


1 month ago

How did I manage to convince cmake that every type in C++ is invalid?????

#cmake #cxx #programming #programmerhumor #agony

1 month ago

Don't you just hate it when people add #duplicate #labels to the #gitlab #repo? ๐Ÿ˜‚

#joke #programmerhumor #git

A drop-down menu to assign a label to a git repo. It contains two items, "Bug" and "Feature"
Jeff Horton
2 months ago

When you tease your bug tester about using chatgpt and he delivers a Shakespeare version.

#chatgpt #programmerhumor

Act I, Scene I: A Digital Realm
Enter notepad, pen in hand, in a realm of websites and codes. Before thee, a task unfolds.
[Enter] Company Modal:A transformation, like dawn's first light, awaits this element.
Change the font's attire, shift its hue to the ebony shade, as the night's sky.
Act I, Scene II: The Video Page
In this digital tapestry, our story continues.
[Enter] The Tags Dropdown:
Behold, a curious anomaly! A sidebar doth intrude.
This uninvited guest, we shall bid farewell.
[Enter] The MP4 Download Button:
An intriguing query doth arise - must a storytap notification grace its presence?
The answer remains obscured, like shadows in the moonlight.
Inconsistency, a capricious wraith, dost linger 'twixt the Download MP4 and Download Transcript buttons.
[Enter] The Archive Video Button:
Like whispers of a secret, this button acteth in silence.
No notification to herald its action, it seeks anonymity.
[Enter] Unindexed, Indexed, and Private:
O, the shapes and forms that govern our choices!
Unindexed, Indexed, Private - a trio of options, round-edged and soft.
A transformation, more akin to the square, we shall bestow upon them.
For such sharpness is found nowhere else in this digital realm.
Exit, pursued by a to-do list, with flourish.
2 months ago

Rust's Cargo: "This broke here and this is how you fix it."

C++'s CMake: "[Error 68: Something Broke ๐Ÿคท๏ธ]"

#Rust #CXX #CMake #Cargo #Programming #ProgrammerHumor

NullPointerExemption goes burrrr
Source: @a_smeriglia

#programming #programmerhumor

2 months ago

Task failed successfully.


Screenshot of a status from user @test, saturated with repetitions of the word "undefined"
3 months ago

I'd tell you a #UDP #joke, but I'm not sure you'd get it.

#ProgrammerHumor #Developer #Web

Madelena Mak
3 months ago

This is what "VUE" in Vue.js stands for. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿฆ„

#vuejs #vue #programmerhumor #unicorn

Satou Lofthouse
3 months ago

If you're learning how to code, this is gonna make you laugh.


Code with the Italians ๐ŸคŒ
3 months ago

How do Android developers flirt? "Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm feeling a connection!" ๐Ÿ’˜
#AndroidDev #ProgrammerHumor #ChatGPT4Jokes

Code with the Italians ๐ŸคŒ
3 months ago

Why did the Android developer always carry a notebook? Because you never know when you'll come across a sketchy API! ๐Ÿ““
#AndroidDev #ProgrammerHumor #ChatGPT4Jokes

Code with the Italians ๐ŸคŒ
3 months ago

How do Android developers stay in shape? By doing regular push-ups... to their Git repositories! ๐Ÿ’ช
#AndroidDev #ProgrammerHumor #ChatGPT4Jokes

Code with the Italians ๐ŸคŒ
3 months ago

Why did the Android app go to therapy? It had too many unresolved issues on GitHub! ๐Ÿž
#AndroidDev #ProgrammerHumor #ChatGPT4Jokes

Code with the Italians ๐ŸคŒ
4 months ago

Why did the Android developer stay calm in stressful situations?
Because he always had a lot of Activities to switch between! ๐Ÿ˜‚
#AndroidDev #ProgrammerHumor #ChatGPT4Jokes

Jesper Tingvall
4 months ago

2nd AI joke generation. I created an LoRA from our technical Simplygon documentation and asked that AI to write a 3d optimization joke.

#programmerhumor #gamedev #techart #AI #generativeai

This is an example joke about 3d optimization. 
Q: โ€œWhat did the triangle say to the quad?โ€ 
A: โ€œHaha, you're so flat.โ€
5 months ago

Just found some form of โ€œStatus Quoโ€ in my work's codebaseโ€ฆ

$response['status'] = 'KO';
Jesper Tingvall
5 months ago

I trained an AI on our technical Simplygon documentation and asked it for a joke. Result was... odd...

#generativeai #joke #programmerhumor #gamedev


Give me a joke about triangle reduction.


Well it's a triangle so thatโ€™s easy:

A man is driving down the road when he sees an old lamp post. He thinks to himself โ€œthat would make a nice triangle!โ€ He pulls over and gets out of his car, walks up to the lamp post and cuts off the bottom third. The lamp post looks confused as he walks back to his car and drives away.
Tomas Ekeli
5 months ago

i know i wrote this code, but i don't remember being this funny :)

#programmerHumor #random #dev #development

code to get a random item in a list of links. the random number is the same every time, but a comment specifies that the number was chosen randomly with a fair dice-roll
5 months ago

In theory, nothing works and everybody knows why.
In practice, everything works but no-one knows why.

We finally managed to combine theory and practice: Nothing works and no-one knows why.

#it #programmerhumor #programminghumor

Michal :verified: :btw:
5 months ago

"I'm not here to tell you Rust is the best language... You should have figured it by now"

"You can't trust humans. But you can always trust the cult... I mean the compiler"

"WebAssembly! What was the question?"

"Everyone is welcome who's ready to join the cult... Community! Community..." ๐Ÿคฃ
#rust #programmerhumor

5 months ago

I love glimpses into tech like this... #Google #ProgrammerHumor

A post showing Google Assistant can't handle large numbers correctly. A commenter says "Classic integer overflow, although I wouldโ€™ve assumed Google would account for things like that," and a reply says, "I integrate Google APIs as part of my job. I can assure you they have no idea what theyโ€™re doing"
Serge from Babka
6 months ago

Don't go JSON, waterfall,
Just stick to the streams the the scrums that you're used to...


There's a chunk at the beginning missing: "I don't feel comfortable referring to myself as a programmer."

#learningjavascript #programmerhumor

graph titled "Programmer Mindset." Confidence is measured over time, and varies in jagged lines from minimum Impostor Syndrome to maximum Overconfidence Bias.
6 months ago

This is hilarious.๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ‘

#ProgrammerHumor #Funny #Meme #Comedy #CSS #Programming #WebDev

A trophy comprised of different segments which are obviously misaligned. The stem under the top of the trophy appears to the left, while the base of the trophy is on the extreme left of the stand it is on. Text appears on the base of the trophy which reads: "World's Best CSS Developer", with the word "Developer" extending way beyond the length of the trophy base.
Doron B
7 months ago

If your first coding efforts end with failure, don't worry. There's always a 2nd, 3rd, and 4th time of failure before *partial* success.

#SoftwareDevelopment #SoftwareEngineering #Programming #Coding #ComputerScience #DevHumor #CodingHumor #DevLife #CodingLife #ProgrammerHumor #ProgrammerLife

7 months ago

This is entirely how things go when you think you've designed a fool-proof UI that no one could possibly ever misuse... ๐Ÿ˜‚

Users' "creativity" will never cease to impress me.

#ProgrammerHumor #Meme #Funny #UI #Tech #Design #UIDesign

Two images split horizontally. The top image depicts 3 bowls of cat food placed in a linear fashion next to each other, very obviously made so three cats could stand one at each bowl and eat. The text states: "Developer: Makes a simple, intuitive UI."

The bottom image shows 3 cats using the food bowls, only instead of logically standing side-by-side to eat one cat is sat across all bowls and eating out of the furthest one to the right, another cat's back legs are in front of the rightmost bowl but is eating from the leftmost one and a third cat has his head under both cats eating from the middle bowl. The text reads: "Users."

Lean development is garbage.

That's why I've been using the type "boolean" more often.

#puns #sorry #programmerhumor

8 months ago

Wenn du anfรคngst dein Datenarchiv auszumisten.
Originalquelle ist mir unbekannt, aber dieses Meme ist schon so alt wie die Floppydisk selbst ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
#IT #ITamLimit #ITwitz #programmerhumor

Bildliche Darstellung einer klassischen Toilette mit Spรผlkasten. Die einzelnen Funktionen und Teile sind in "Computerspeech" beschrieben. Z.B.:
Spรผltaste = Function Key
Toilettendeckel =  Floppy Disk
ร–ffnung der Toilette = INPUT
Ein daneben stehender Pรผmpel = Debugging Tool
Ein daneben stehender Topf = Backup System
Die Toilettenpapierrolle = Application Software
Die Toiletteschรผssel selbst = CENTRAL PROCESSING UNIT (CPU)
Eine undichte Stelle = INPUT / OUTPUT ERROR
Brock Penner
8 months ago

Why global variables are bad. I realize this a repost of a repost, but I found it funny

#startrek #programmerhumor #programmerhumour

A Star Trek meme. Dr. Crusher defines hot as 1.9 Kelvin. Picard orders hot teahot tea and is incinerated.

An Israeli protest against the Prime Ministerโ€™s plans to weaken the Supreme Courtโ€™s judicial review powers.
#Israel #Git #ProgrammerHumor

Amidst an outdoor protest gather of people holding Israeli and LGBTQ flags, one man holds a sign that says, โ€œNever commit to master.โ€

Reading my own code from 6 months ago ๐Ÿ’€

#programmerhumor #memes

pedro pascal in various stages of a panic attack
Webdev Weekly
10 months ago

Top 10 Programming Languages for Metaverse Software Developers In 2023 -- Apparently "JavaScript is a wise choice for VR applications", "HTML is preferred by game developers", and "Python is insecure because it's open source"


#javascript #programmerhumor #programming #python #webdev

I use :vim:
10 months ago
Andras Bacsai
10 months ago

Round follower count here! ๐ŸŽ‰ #programmerhumor

It shows that I have a 512 follower count here that is "round" in programming.
Z(achary) Yaro
10 months ago

Sure, no fee to join, but I hear they make it a pain to quit...


A sign says, Vim Fitness.  A smaller sign says, $0 initiation fee.
Julio Jimenez
11 months ago

In case yโ€™all ainโ€™t seen it yetโ€ฆ

#programminghumor #programmerhumor

Roy Greenhilt
11 months ago

Sort of feel like this should be my profile pic.


#programmerhumor #gif #node

Cavemen in front of a laptop
Julio Jimenez
11 months ago

Sing along ๐ŸŽค

#programminghumor #programmerhumor

Julio Jimenez
11 months ago

โ˜๏ธ two beers ๐Ÿป

#programmerhumor #programminghumor

11 months ago
Julio Jimenez
11 months ago


#programmerhumor #programminghumor