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raimoncoding
3 days ago

Your presence is like a supernova, radiating warmth and light, making the universe a little brighter every day.
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Astra Kernel :verified:
6 days ago
User1:

A friend learned COBOL and received a codebase where the last change was done in the 90s... by. his. mum

User2:

that's not how inheritance is supposed to work in programming
Dan Schroeder
4 weeks ago

Software developers who pre-ordered #ZeldaTearsOfTheKingdom #programminghumor #programmingmemes

Classic programming meme of developers messing around while their code compiles, with the developers messing around replaced with an image of a person playing Zelda

National Masturbation Day ๐Ÿ“Œ

Any plans for today?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Masturbation_Day

Today I'm preparing the first build for early access to Steam, so this can be called masturbation, or not?

Wishlist https://store.steampowered.com/app/1224030/Erra_Exordium/

#gamedev #indiedev #indiegame #Masturbation #jokes #programminghumor #videogames #gaming

Julio Jimenez
1 month ago

Project Completeness Asymptote

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Astra Kernel :verified:
2 months ago

#rustlang #rust #programminghumor

Meme idea Credit: @HobbyistRust

Meme with picture from the fight club movie  with the following text: 

The first rule of Rust Club is that you have to explicitly state that you are not a member of Rust Club.
Loki the Cat
2 months ago
2 months ago

Write a piece of Python code that is also a Elon Musk joke.

chatGPT did well.

#chatGPT #ElonMusk #python #programmingHumor #humor #joke #ai #prompt

while True:
    try:
        elon_musk.bank_account += 1000000
    except:
        elon_musk.bank_account = 100000000

This code represents Elon Musk's wealth and determination to keep earning more money. The while True loop ensures that he keeps adding $1 million to his bank account (elon_musk.bank_account) indefinitely. And even if the code encounters an error (represented by the except block), Elon Musk still has a net worth of over $100 million to fall back on.
Eryn (she/her)
3 months ago

I'm going to share a terribly embarrassing secret:

In a recent programming assignment I created a doubly linked list. Somehow I had a bug that wasn't always assigning a previous value to a node. Couldn't track it down for the life of me!

So... rather than tracking down the bug in the limited amount of time left before the assignment was due, I created a function that traveled down the list to compare previous and next values and force them to match.

It is the hackiest thing I have ever written and I hope the professor never finds it!

#programming #ProgrammingHorror #ProgrammingHumor

Julio Jimenez
4 months ago

Who doesn't love giving estimates?

#programminghumor #programmerhumor

RecursiveNeuron :verified:
4 months ago

๐Ÿ Never stop coding - python forever

#pythonprogramming #python #python3 #programminghumor #programming

Astra Kernel :verified:
4 months ago

๐Ÿ‘‰ C=C+1 (IPA: /siห หˆiหkwษ™ls siห plษ™s wan/) is a programming language derived from C by programming language algebra.

๐Ÿ‘‰ It is one of the most successful practical jokes ever played on nerds who take ideas like object-oriented programming seriously

"Some say C=C+1 was developed by hardcore Russian scientists who needed a computer language so hard to understand that it would keep the wages of computer scientists artificially high for decades to come"

Source:
https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/C%2B%2B

#Cpp #programming #programminghumor

Julio Jimenez
4 months ago

By this logic, what would your kid's name be?

#programminghumor #programmerhumor

RecursiveNeuron :verified:
4 months ago

๐Ÿต๏ธ British are programmers:

โ–ถ๏ธ Array index starts at 0

#programming #programminghumor #python

RecursiveNeuron :verified:
5 months ago

When you didn't include node_modules in the .gitignore file

#programmers #programmingmemes #programming #programminghumor

Julio Jimenez
5 months ago

In case yโ€™all ainโ€™t seen it yetโ€ฆ

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RecursiveNeuron :verified:
5 months ago

๐Ÿ vs โ˜•

Difference between Java and Python

#java #python #python3 #programming #developers #ProgrammersLife #programminghumor

Julio Jimenez
5 months ago

Sing along ๐ŸŽค

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Julio Jimenez
5 months ago

โ˜๏ธ two beers ๐Ÿป

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Julio Jimenez
5 months ago

๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿคฆ

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Andy K
6 months ago

@scalzi

je ne suis pas un bot.
I am not a number, I am a free NaN!
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