Masthash

#Santa

🎄 ADVENTSKALENDER
🎁 Türchen 6 / 🎁 Door 6
🎅🏼 Es ist Nikolaustag. Und hier ist er.
🎅🏼 It's St. Nicholas Day. And here he
is.
📷 by Artist: #StudioKleiner in City: #Stockholm Sweden 🇸🇪 - Title: "untitled" - #Streetart #Photo #Xmas #Santa #Art #Nikolaus #Food #Vegan #APhotoLove #Fotografie #ZwartePiet Follow: ➡️ #AmiXmas
Making of: https://www.studiokleiner.com/kleiner-space/santa

Photography and art. The head of a Santa Claus (Saint Nicolaus today) made of vegetables. A large potato as a face, cauliflower as a beard and hairline, small light-colored potatoes and olives as eyes, a long potato as a nose, white onion with roots as eyebrows. A pointed red bell pepper as Santa's hat, large purple pieces of eggplant as the body. 
Info: Marie Linins and Studio Kleiner are designers, photographers, video artists and graphic artists and create art for agencies, companies and for fun. This funny photo circulated nameless on the internet and was used by many as their own. Annoying. It's time to name the artists.
Satori :Skye:
8 hours ago

2/2 Oops! 🙊 Sorry, Santa! I hope this doesn’t put me on the naughty list… 🙊 I tried to pick him up… then realized he sorta tasted good… -Skye #Santa 🎅 #Christmas

Bunny stretches, knocking over Santa. She goes to pick him up but realizes he tastes great…
Vetoknox
9 hours ago

Trouble with Santa suits is that once you put it on, you can't help but get into character! Ignus is learning the soft way that those generous portions of milk and cookies make a holiday heinie a harder squeeze up the chimney~

Comm for Ignus the Fox [FA]!

#Fat #Butt #WeightGain #Fox #Kitsune #Santa #Xmas #Christmas

Blockforest
10 hours ago

It's Krampusnacht!! Hope you've behaved, otherwise it's a good beating with some birch rods for you!!!

#krampusnacht #krampus #krampuslauf #yule #christmas #xmas #gothmas #creepmas #darkchristmas #spooky #linocut #santa #demon #goth #monster #devil

MDMRN
11 hours ago

One day, I will read the ridiculous #manga Itsudatte My Santa!

Today is not that day. But yea, eventually it will happen...maybe...probably.

#Santa #LoveHina #KenAkamatsu #Christmas #ChristmasManga

Bernard McKeever
12 hours ago

The most wonderful time of the year has officially arrived!

We took a trip on the RPSI's Santa Special last weekend.

Love it!

https://steamtrainsireland.com/trainsevents

#dublin #ireland #santa #christmas #christmas2023 #trains

A black and red fronted (blue further back) steam locomotive with a name plate reading "Santa Special".
Hans-Cees
13 hours ago

@Juan42 @ReneDamkot very good. Its easy to confuse things
#santa #Christmas

@athas
Probably the most remarkable is that the #Santa has just upgraded it to 14.0-RELEASE

settima
15 hours ago

#Bales2023FilmChallenge December 4: a letter to Santa on #SantasListDay

3615 code Père Noël (#RenéManzor, 1989)

France's proto-Internet #Minitel used codes, not URLs. Dial 3615ULLA to text with a sexy lady – some telecom employee pretending to be one – and 3615PERENOEL for #Santa Claus. The real one, of course. 9 yr old Thomas is dead set on proving that Santa is real and not some weirdo looking for a gullible kid to play with. A trap is set, and the boy waits ☞ https://write.underworld.fr/settima/3615-code-pere-noel-1989

#film

A scruffy man seen from the back at a public Minitel terminal. The screen displays a crude 8-bit graphic of Santa carrying a Minitel on his back. Text reads 3615 PERE NOEL.
शिवदम् Ⓥ
15 hours ago

Wanting to be sure you heard that #Santa went #Vegan

This is the final look of our #FreeBSD lab upgraded to 14.0-RELEASE by #santa

Comic Crusaders
23 hours ago

PREVIEW: Batman / Santa Claus: Silent Knight #1
THE DARK KNIGHT PARTNERS WITH A NOT-SO-JOLLY ST. NICK AS SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN!

The four-part crossover event of a generation begins when a not-so-jolly St. Nick hits Gotham City to investigate a brutal crime in the days leading up to Christmas… What manner of man or beast could have committed such...
https://comiccrusaders.com/preview-batman-santa-claus-silent-knight-1/
#comics #batman #santa claus #dc #Jeff Parker #Michele Bandini

The Little Wars
1 day ago

@Iguanadelmar #Xmas has a public appeal as a #mutualaid op and it is a broad scale socialist project that calls for inclusion. But we cant claim #santa as an exclusively anarchist proposition without challenging his #labor practices. #happyHolidays

The Little Wars
1 day ago

Anyways, sometimes I look at the joyless fucking people around me who hate holidays and cant talk about anything and I wonder if maybe its the moment to reclaim #Santa for #socialism because we gotta do something different.

MicheleV_AK
1 day ago

Here's a sketchcomm for https://twitter.com/Jackaldoc featuring his shiba OC Ash, delivering some holiday cheer, with Tokk-e (top) and J-doe (Bottom), the bnuy singers from your favorite webcomic https://www.mylifewithfel.com/index

Buy some sweet nsfw comics NOW! 
https://kennoarkkan.e-junkie.com

#kennoarkkan #commission #digitalart #christmas #santa #holidays

Ancestry Roads
2 days ago

Meme Monday with a Christmas Twist

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Every Monday until the end of 2023, I am posting a meme that relates to what is happening at Ancestry Roads, #Appalachia, #Genealogy or for just a much needed #Laugh

Join the fun and post your own #Meme here on Mastodon. #Christmas #Santa

Hastag it: #MemeMonday

| WISH SANTA WOULD PUBLISH HIS NAUGHTY LIST. What a great way to meet people. 
#MemeMonday Q
Devorah Ostrov
2 days ago

Molly's ready for Christmas!

#dogs #DogsOfMastodon #christmas #santa

A fluffy black & white border collie is looking directly at the camera. She has a black nose & blue eyes outlined in what looks like heavy eyeliner. She's wearing a red Santa hat with white trim & a white bobble.

@philbaker1 This is what my iPhone makes of it - loving the „gorg“: „Dear antos? I'm good.
Here is what I want for Cheistmas.
Ahttp://www.amazon.gorg
9P/product/80032HF60
IrD37pE_A-MATUP
DKI/KODER&pfrd
42-H1/503Y 73MWQNM
GipErd + 1018p€ id p= 13289
01542&028 136530“ #Santa #joke

Ra_Zim
2 days ago

Hey all! We're opening a YCH auction later today! We've got 6 slots available!

Details are here: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/54677315/

#ych #tf #transformation #midtransformation #digimon #guilmon #labramon #Santa #sleigh #holiday #Christmas

Veera Laukkarinen
2 days ago

Hyvää maanantaiaamua itse kullekin :blobcatcoffee:

Punaisessa portugalilaisessa mukissa on vaniljakaukautia ja sen tarjosi oranssi pieni suloinen kettu, jolla on päässään vihreävoittoinen kirjoneulepipo ja vihreä tuubihuivi. Hän juo kanssani kaakaota ja eikä aio kertoa mitä ovelia suunnitelmia hänellä on tälle päivälle. :santa_hat: 🦊 ☕

Mä oon aika varma siitä, et kettu on salaa myös Käärijä-fani :kaarija:

#fox #santa #xmas #Käärijä #cocoa #ChristmasCalendar

MattMcNeilShow
2 days ago

Hanging with a lifetime friend this weekend! #SANTA!!!

MarcNo
2 days ago

I can confirm my 6.5 year old friend Logan is on #Santa's Nice List

a child's letter to Santa Claus
MarcNo
2 days ago

#Santa and Mrs C at the Merrimack, NH holiday parade and tree lighting

#SantaLife

Santa and Mrs C at the Merrimack Bandstand for the tree lighting
Santa and Mrs C waving from a firetruck in a parade
A cold, rainy day for Santa and Mrs C so we broke out the umbrellas!
MarcNo
2 days ago

I had my first hard #Santa request today. A very articulate 9 year old girl asked for her Grandfather's cancer to get better because she didn't want him to die, oh, and wanted some kind of toy.

SantaMarkNH sitting in a chair next to an Xmas tree and gift bag
Jason Culverhouse :flipboard:
2 days ago

Our ai future. #aiart #santa don’t #surf

Vetoknox
2 days ago

W-Well that's one way to get on my naughty list! I swear they build these chimneys smaller every year, even with this new outfit I can't fit! I can still smell the cookies waiting for me... If only I could budge this roasted rump! A-And your pushin' ain't budgin' my cushion!

#Fat #Butt #TF #WeightGain #PolarBear #Bear #Santa #Christma #Xmas

Flipboard Culture Desk
2 days ago

Santa Claus is a pretty big guy. And yet not once, as far as we know, has the weight of the jolly old fella collapsed a roof, nor has he slipped off one. Perhaps even more impressively, Santa has a remarkable success rate for getting down chimneys. NPR explores the question: How does he do it? https://flip.it/UzDMHk
#Culture #Christmas #Holidays #Santa

Ham on Wry
2 days ago

I talked to Santa this morning … his real name is Paul … and I asked him to give back mom’s pre-dementia life. He said he couldn’t promise, but could promise a box of Lego and some sugar plums.

The miracle of Christmas indeed.

#santa #Christmas

Rasta
3 days ago

OK, Just five hours in, and I've got to do *stuff*
Keep reading, replying and sending money 😂​ and I will LOVE YOU LONG TIME SAILOR MAN #LOL

I'll be around later to catch up and let you know when I sign out for the night. Keep being real and posting good content, I'm enjoying non-stop conversations, but missing good curated posts roaring by in the stream. I want to see those posts, people put effort into curated posts, the rest are empty shares. :P
CYA L8R
Don't lie to #Santa

Cartoon showing Santa on a PC with an elf behind him. He's looking at your Social Media accounts like a new employer does. He says,
SINCE FACEBOOK AND TWITTER
it's a lot easier to know if they've been good or bad. 

(DATA MINING *IS* A THING)
Julz Munczy
3 days ago

It's time for #Panthro to meet #Santa, even #Thundercats get a little bit festive #Christmas2023 #retrotoys

Scottish Lass
3 days ago

Perl Advent Calendar 2023 - Santa tackles Bitcoin, part one
"Santa is facing a new problem. Year after year, an increasing number of kids list Bitcoin as a thing they want to find under the Christmas Tree. This new trend comes much to the displeasure of the Kriss Kringle..."
https://perladvent.org/2023/2023-12-02.html
#Perl #PerlAdventCalendar #Bitcoin #Santa

Kyle Ruddy
3 days ago

Even #Santa makes an appearance! #Florida #BoatParade

Santa in the boat parade
Cosmality :verified:
3 days ago

#Cthulhu #Santa #Cola

Real Product, order as a gift today!

https://www.cosmality.com/drinks.html

"Spread the Madness this Holiday Season"

An advertisement image of a Cthulhu Santa. Order Today, Cthulhu Cola, Spread the Madness this Holiday Season. cosmality.com
The Little Wars
3 days ago

Moments after taking her picture with #Santa Minnie took a shit on the floor right in front of him. #merryChristmas #happyHolidays #dogsOfMastodon #dog

A dog cocks her head to the side as she sits on Santa's lap.
Ontario News Bot
3 days ago

@CHogarthPC: Great day at the “Skate with Santa” this afternoon!

Thank you to all the volunteers who made this day such a success.
#santa
#Christmas
#Etobicoke
#MerryChristmas
⁦@lakeshoreparade⁩ https://twitter.com/CHogarthPC/status/1731077141150716257/photo/1

Vivaldi
3 days ago

It's day two of our #AdventCalendar! ❄️

If you tend to have many tab stacks, your tab bar can quickly become cluttered again. And we don't want that. ❌

Do like #Santa and rename your tab stacks for a cleaner and more organized look! 🧼

https://adventcalendar.vivaldi.net/day-2

Vivaldi on Desktop UI showing tab stacks renamed after Santa's reindeers.
AchieGameDev
3 days ago

You can now play Sleigh Away, my entry for the #strawberrryp8 #pico8 #gamejam!

Pull Santa away (or into) danger!

https://achie.itch.io/sleigh-away

#GameDevelopment #RetroGaming #IndieDev #Arcade #Santa

Sleigh Away is my newest minigame created for the Strawberry PICO-8 gamejam! Pull Santa and his sleigh away from the endless Krampus army!

Just heard a funny joke in a meeting (a gathering in the movement of #HumanisticJudaism )

#Santa and #Santos . . .two unbelievable figures!

Grickle
4 days ago

The elves were having a hell of time wrapping John Carpenter's gift that year. #grickledoodle #thething #horror #johncarpenter #holidays #santa #cartoon #art #funny

Scottish Lass
4 days ago

Squee!!! My favourite coding treat of the year. The Perl Advent Calendar
Perl Advent Calendar 2023 - Ornamenting Jingle Bells
"Santa was growing tired of the music piped into his workshop..."
https://perladvent.org/2023/2023-12-01.html
#Perl #PerlAdventCalendar #JingleBells #Santa #Christmas

Steve Henderson Fine Art
4 days ago
Art print of an original oil painting by Steve Henderson depicting Santa standing on the beach with the reindeer behind him.
John Girvin
5 days ago

Having a think about Turbo Santa prizes. Or maybe just for fun?

#Amiga
#RetroGaming
#Santa
#Christmas
#XMAS

John Girvin
5 days ago

December! You know what that means, 'tis the season ... TURBO SANTA DX22!

https://nivrig.itch.io/

#Amiga #RetroGaming #Santa #Christmas #XMAS

Steve Henderson Fine Art
5 days ago

I send thanks to the many buyers from all over who have purchased

Christmas cards featuring my Santa images -- https://2-steve-henderson.pixels.com/shop/greeting+cards/santa

May both you and the recipients of your holiday greetings enjoy all the lights and joy and hope and warmth of the season.

I enjoy doing the Santa images, because I really like the guy: he's fun, happy, and accepting.

#santa #christmas #greetingcard #holidays #seasonal #art #artwork #mastoart #fediart #christmascards #painting #winter #celebrate #ayearforart

AchieGameDev
1 week ago

This winter santa is too lazy to control the sleigh, it is up to you to pull him away (or into) the dangeruous krampus army!

#pico8 #GameDevelopment #GameJam #Santa #strawberryjamp8 #RetroGaming #Arcade

Our little prototype from the stream, you pull santa around the dangerous krampus army!
Lydia Schoch
1 week ago

Toronto’s Santa Claus Parade earlier today was well done.

I loved the marching bands and all of the Christmas and animal-themed costumes.

I also chuckled when three different groups in the parade either danced to or played Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas Is You.”

#Toronto #Today #Parade #Santa

Danny Boling 🌈 ☮️
2 weeks ago

Reading is fundamental.
Especially during the holidays.

#HolidaySeason #Christmas #MerryChristmas #HappyHolidays #Santa #MallSanta #Goth

#IAmDB

A photo of a traditional Santa Claus in his chair at the mall (presumably), where he listens to the wishes of some children sitting around him and tells them to be good little boys and girls.... Except these aren't children. They're teenagers (girls, I think) — with long, weird hair of several different colors, pale makeup, and dressed in black, goth-style clothes. None of the teens look happy to be there, of course, because they're goth. (lol) 

The caption says: 

when u think u meeting Satan but u read the sign wrong and now u here 

(translation: when you think you're meeting Satan but you read the sign wrong and now you're here)
Feyter
2 weeks ago

I made Santa's hat smooth following when walking. #screenshotsaturday

#godotengine #xmas #christmas #gamedev #santa

Damon Thomas
2 weeks ago

Antique Mall Santa #christmas #santa

Person with Mr. and Mrs. Santa.
Kent Pitman
2 weeks ago

When first written in 2008, A Christmas Peril (http://nhplace.com/kent/Writing/A-Christmas-Peril.html), a sort of fusion of the styles of A Christmas Carol and The Night Before Christmas, it sounded fanciful and comfortably distant. As Climate Change accelerates and too-rapidly asserts itself, it's sounding almost quaintly naive in its optimism. Still, it's my seasonal way to raise consciousness of Climate's urgency.

A few sample lines are shown here, but you need to click through to the full poem to see the rest, which is available in English, Spanish, and Portuguese, and which has audio readings in each of those.

Please read and share with family and friends! Perhaps make it part of your holiday festivities.

#Poem #Poetry #Writing #Fiction #Christmas #Santa #Ice #Climate #ClimateEmergency #ClimateCrisis #PolarBears #Environment #Extinction

But to my horror, slung over his back,
  weren’t presents but coal brimming out of his sack.
Nor was it the clean kind, or some such confusion.
  He was angry, you see, there could be no illusion.

“You’re killing the planet,” he said with a frown,
  “It’s time you got busy and turned that around.”
He fussed and he fretted. He was loaded for bear—
  Not that any were left, I thought with a scare.

from the poem "A Christmas Peril", copyright 2008, 2019 by Kent M. Pitman, https://nhplace.com/kent
Blockforest
2 weeks ago

Occasionally I'm not spooky - who knew! This little robin is full of Christmas cheer...and juicy worms. https://www.blockforest.co.uk/spooky-linocut-shop/robin-seasons-greetings

#christmas #card #justacard #robin #rockingrobin #seasonsgreetings #xmas #bird #santa #linocut #lino #printmaker

In other news, the time of year has arrived when I get second looks from children. #Santa

Me in a Santa hat with my fluffy white beard standing outside a shop.
Flippin' 'eck, Tucker!
2 weeks ago

@BasiliskXVIII Now I don't know what to think. Somebody is telling fibs, because in the UK we get a reply if we send a letter off to

Father Christmas
Santa's Grotto
Reindeerland
XM4 5HQ

Although I expect that given the North Pole is actually in Canada, and reindeer notably don't live in Britain, maybe that's just a forwarding address!

https://www.postoffice.co.uk/write-to-santa

#Santa #FatherChristmas #Christmas

Rodolfo
2 weeks ago

@georgetakei @hhardy01

When I was a boy, and still new to the #US, I quickly realized that all those white Santas in the fancy department stores were just go-betweens who interceded on my behalf with the REAL #Santa.

The real Santa came in person to the #SteelWorker #Union #Christmas parties, knew me by name, and put a present right my hands —same as for all the other little #Black and #Brown kids.

That Santa, the real Santa, was Black. 🎅🏿

#Immigrant

Feyter
3 weeks ago

Currently working on an #IK walk system, because I'm to lazy to animate :godot:

I like the janky look of it but I hope using #tweens in this will improve it a bit.

#godotengine #inverskinematics #animation #santa #indiedev #walkcycle #generatedanimation #gamedev

@Cara like this?? :QueerCat:

#halloween #christmas #santa

Spookying intensifies - now with Santa hat

Maybe he just hasn’t brought her the right gifts. #santa #christmas

Photo of Santa repelling down a wall with the text, “why does Santa go thru the chimney? Because Mrs. Claus said he’d never get in the back door”
Steve Henderson Fine Art
1 month ago

There ARE those difficult ones on the holiday list that you don't know what to give or buy for. But Santa doesn't have this problem. He knows exactly the right gift for each recipient.

Something for Everyone Christmas card (in single, 10- or 25 pack ) -- https://2-steve-henderson.pixels.com/featured/something-for-everyone-steve-henderson.html?product=greeting-card

#christmas #holidays #seasonal #santa #santaclaus #dog #cat #home #art #artwork #stevehenderson #mastoart #fediart #buyintoart #ayearforart #painting #oil #greetingcard #fireplace #gift #gifts #humor #humorous

Christmas card of an original oil painting by Steve Henderson depicting Santa Claus next to a fireplace, with the home's cat and dog nearby.
Steve Henderson Fine Art
1 month ago

It is a surprise, often a disconcerting one, catching sight of our reflection in the window or mirror. I imagine it's an even greater surprise coming upon a collection of figurines representing us, jumbled together as a display. How Santa must smile . . .

An Unforeseen Encounter greeting card -- https://2-steve-henderson.pixels.com/featured/an-unforeseen-encounter-steve-henderson.html?product=greeting-card

#santa #christmas #holidays #season #mastoart #fediart #stevehenderson #art #artwork #painting #oil #imagine #magical #buyintoart #ayearforart #surprise #humor #doppelganger

Greeting card of an original oil painting by Steve Henderson depicting Santa Claus looking at figurines of himself in the window.
Sharon Cummings Art (Official)
1 month ago

I am getting my shopping done EARLY this year! Too many delays last year. So I am offering my BEST discount right now! Use Code at checkout: PBMKFG

***I REALLY appreciate all of my supporters and collectors!***

https://sharoncummingsart.pixels.com/

#supportartists #smallbusiness #Kindness #Kindnessmatters #art #christmas #christmasgifts #gift #gifts #giftsforall #fedigiftshop #shop #shopping #shopearly #hanukkah #chanukkah #santa #fish #toys #cute #fun #colorful #greetingcards #greetingcard

Christmas and holiday decorated fish and sock monkey toy by artist Sharon Cummings.
Steve Henderson Fine Art
2 months ago

Hobbies aren't frivolous activities that keep us occupied when we're not doing other, more "important" stuff. They are an absorption of our mind, hand, and skills -- deep interests that demand our creativity, and reward us with a sense of profound accomplishment.

The Trainmaster canvas print -- https://2-steve-henderson.pixels.com/featured/the-trainmaster-steve-henderson.html?product=canvas-print

#christmas #santa #holiday #seasons #train #hobby #skill #workshop #art #artwork #stevehenderson #fediart #mastoart #buyintoart #ayearforart #creative #weekend #oil #painting

Canvas print of an original painting depicting Santa Claus working in his workshop.
Steve Henderson Fine Art
2 months ago

This is the thing about taking time out for people: you simply have to do it. It isn't efficient, it isn't business-like, it isn't high tech or fashionable or trendy. It's simply very, very important.

Tea for Two art print -- https://2-steve-henderson.pixels.com/featured/tea-for-two-steve-henderson.html

#christmas #holiday #santa #santaclaus #season #december #celebrate #noel #art #artwork #stevehenderson #mastodon #mastoart #fediverse #fediart #buyintoart #ayearforart #home #tea #magical #fedigiftshop #life #truth #joy #friends #friendship

Art print of an original oil painting by Steve Henderson depicting a young girl enjoying a cup of tea with Santa Claus.
J.D. Everhard, Author🛡️
11 months ago

@Nick_Craver
Funny you mention that I was up late last night creating new "virgin" accounts that never were on #lastpass in the first place. But as a bonus I discovered some accounts that never were on Lastpass, which was like finding that #Santa had delivered some goodies in a stocking.

Also, it is a good time to upgrade to high #entropy #passwords

Net net result of #lastpassbreach = enhanced #cybersecurity

AI drawing of "Santa as represented in Papua New Guinea, portrait"

#portrait #santa #christmas #holidays #AIArt #DigitalArt #StableDiffusion2
context: https://imgur.com/gallery/Qbc3O70/comment/2293279497

AI drawing of "Santa as represented in Papua New Guinea, portrait"

#portrait #santa #christmas #holidays #AIArt #DigitalArt #StableDiffusion2
context: https://imgur.com/gallery/Qbc3O70/comment/2293279497
Lorry
11 months ago

I am just gonna post you the #Snopes link for this to save you the trouble :)

Have some #Christmas Mr T!

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/nancy-reagan-with-mister-t/

#MrT Dressed as #Santa, sitting in front of the #Whitehouse #ChristmasTree, with Nancy #Reagan sitting on his knee, giving him a kiss on the forehead.

Mr T Dressed as Santa in front of the Whitehouse Christmas tree, with Nancy Reagan sitting on his knee, giving him a kiss on the forehead. 

Mr T is carrying two boxed "Gentle Giant" action figures of himself, one in each hand.

Merry Christmas from me, Avalon and HeiHei (and the squirrel)! 🎄 :ffxiv_msq:

#FFXIV #Christmas #VideoGames #Chocobo #Santa #MerryChristmas #Holidays

A collage of three images of a chocobo and a Final Fantasy 14 player in Santa outfits.

Yes, All ALF comics were just this. #santa #christmas #alf #comics @comics

Cover of ALF Holiday Special comic.
Jon McLaren
11 months ago

Watching #Santa Chronicles 2 with my wife this #Christmas morning and I've come to the conclusion Mrs. Claus is the #witch from Hansel and Gretel.

She makes potions, does magic, bakes gingerbread cookies that have magic properties, and peers into a cauldron which let's her see people all around the world.

This is a weird movie.

addie
11 months ago

Being #Santa is the best. Merry Christmas. #christmas #holiday #xboxchristmassweater

Epos wearing an Xbox Christmas sweater