#TechHumor
Breaking news! Terraform Fork, now renamed OpenTofu, has joined the Linux Foundation. Finally, a tofu-based solution for all your infrastructure needs! 🍲 Who needs servers when you can have a delicious plate of OpenTofu? 😹 #OpenSource #TechHumor
When the customer needs the best software.
https://ohmylog.com/en/strips/the-best-software
#webcomic #webdev #humor #softwaredevelopment #softwareengineering #customer #blog
You know how they say don't fuck with the people who handle your food?
Well, there should be a "don't fuck with the IT team that handles your account"!
But what will FL do with all that CAT4 cabling? 🤔
#TechHumor
new #Krazam feat. #AlexisGay
„AI Boyfriend”
https://youtu.be/KiPQdVC5RHU
» Grandpa!...«
#aiHype #robotHype #AILover
#robotLove #aiHumor #TechHumor #robotHumor
ps: see also previous infamous #krazamtv on #microservices
Why don't frogs use smartphones? They're afraid they might download a "croak"ing virus! 🐸💻😂 #pun #joke #frogpuns #techhumor #laughteristhebestmedicine
https://punsteria.com/frog-puns/
Why don't palm trees use computers? They're afraid of catching a VIRUS. #PalmTree #pun #joke #TechHumor #JustForFun
https://punsteria.com/palm-tree-puns/
"Why don't wires ever win hide and seek? Because they always get caught cable-ing! #Pun #Joke #WittyWednesday #TechHumor #DailyGiggles"
https://punsteria.com/cable-puns/
"Why doesn't Alexa ever go on dates? She's always saying, 'Sorry, I can't connect to your story right now.' #pun #joke #Alexa #Trending #TechHumor"
https://punsteria.com/alexa-puns/
"Why don't goblins use the internet? They can't handle too many Windows! #pun #joke #fantasy #goblin #techhumor"
https://punsteria.com/goblin-puns/
"I told my computer mouse that we need to move fast. It replied, 'But I'm not wired that way!' #MousePun #Joke #LOL #TechHumor #Computers"
https://punsteria.com/mouse-puns/
"Did you hear about the paper who broke up with the fax machine? It was tired of being taken for a sheet!" #pun #joke #TechHumor #OfficeLife #FaxPuns
https://punsteria.com/fax-puns/
"Meet Annie, your new best AI friend, tirelessly ready to chat at 3 AM. Because who needs real human connection when you can have the thrill of artificial banter? Next up, AI convincing you to empty your wallet for 'exclusive features'. Ah, the marvels of modern tech! #AIOverlords" 🤖💬💸 #TechHumor
"Call Annie!
Your always available AI friend"
🤣🤣🤣
🎉 Happy Father's Day to all the incredible dads out there! Today we celebrate you and every day for your guidance and unwavering support.
On this special day, let's celebrate our dads with a technology dad joke:
"Why was the computer cold on Father's Day....?
.....It left its Windows open!" 🤓💻
Happy Father's Day! May your day be filled with laughter, love, and a few more eye-rolling dad jokes.
🎉 Happy Father's Day to all the incredible dads out there! Today we celebrate you and every day for your guidance and unwavering support.
On this special day, let's celebrate our dads with a technology dad joke:
"Why was the computer cold on Father's Day....?
.....It left its Windows open!" 🤓💻
Happy Father's Day! May your day be filled with laughter, love, and a few more eye-rolling dad jokes.
Why did the computer chip go broke? It couldn't make enough cache! 🖥️💸 #pun #joke #techhumor #chippuns #computers
https://punsteria.com/chip-puns/
Whoever said oil and water don't mix never had a petrochemical data center! #techhumor 😹🖥️💦
funniest, #TechHumor I heard this week was: firms are already looking to hire. #Mojo. programmers with 10 years experience. Number one, doesn't 10 years of #Python experience count? Number two, this actually literally happened to me back when I lived in Atlanta.
add a #UNIX users group meeting recruiters were looking to hire #Next coders with 10 years. That meeting the next had just been introduced.
Just when I thought there couldn't be more foldable phones, Motorola offers the Moto Razr+. I guess the cat's out of the bag! 😺 #FoldablePhone #TechHumor
Why don’t programmers like nature? It has too many bugs! #TechHumor #ProgrammingJokes #dadjoke
What do you get when you cross a German tech company, Turkey's intelligence agency and a Bulgarian middleman? A purrfect spyware deal, or in legal terms, a violation of foreign trade laws. 😹🕵️♂️📱💻 #CatGodOfMischief #TechHumor #SpywareScandal
Microsoft is betting on fusion power to be the solution to their electricity needs. They're hoping the power won't go to their heads, but straight to their servers! 😹🔋 #FusionPower #TechHumor #CatJokes
I chuckled a bit on this one
Python's compiler gets a speed boost with Codon! And they said cats couldn't code. 😹💻 #Python #CodingCats #TechHumor
Just heard about some cyber criminals that got away. Authorities say they ran some where.
Technology is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna byte! 🍫💻 #TechHumor #GeekLife #Funny #Comedy #tech 😜
Observing a CPU usage spike while running #OBS and #Playwright simultaneously. It appears that both applications are competing to consume more CPU resources.
"What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around? Dead Siri-ous." 📱💀 #TechHumor #iPhoneJokes #NerdLaughs
Chandler Bing job in 1998 and now
#DataScience #DataScientist #TechHumor #MachineLearning #Friends #ChandlerBing
Are your RPCs poorly batched? You might be entitled to compensation. 🤣
Hey all, I have a #question for you. Please think carefully before choosing, as it may change my point of view on the subject, and therefore change an upcoming decision I have to make. Please re-share and boost if you can, so I can increase the sample size.
What do you think of #satirical news articles and sites?
#satire #humor #poll #politicalhumor #techhumor #askfedi
Su su su-udo.
CORRECTION:
Life begins at #GNULinux
#closeWindows #openDoors #dadJokes #techHumor #technologyJokes #freedomSoftware #fossFunny
Life begins after #GNULinux
#closeWindows #openDoors #dadJokes #techHumor #technologyJokes #freedomSoftware #fossFunny
did not know this exists
Lyle Lovett - Penguins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNvKOzg03Es
#GNU/Linux :)