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Clive Masteir
15 hours ago

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Drew Naylor
4 days ago

The Yiga Clan is propaganda for Big #Banana.

#Zelda #food

Barbara Pittman ☕️💬
4 days ago

Making this old standby today, but was out of coconut oil, so I used butter. #WholeWheat #Oatmeal #Banana #Walnuts #NutBread #Baking

Whole Wheat Oatmeal Banana Bread – Kitchen Portfolio https://kitchenportfolio.blog/2016/04/10/whole-wheat-oatmeal-banana-bread/

Damon L. Wakes
5 days ago

Had a particularly on-brand barbeque today. #barbecue #banana

A lit barbecue with four banana halves on the grill, sliced longways. The ones with the sliced side up have caramelized sugar with grill marks visible.
QueenOfNoirs
1 week ago

Oh. My. God #banana #TCM #TCMParty

β TV Azteca Deportes 🤖
1 week ago

¡Banana Feliz!🤩🍌

Conoce a el 'Banana' el porrista número 1 del León en Los Ángeles.

@gvlo2008@twitter.com

#Leon #Banana #LosAngeles

georgeoeserfilmfotografie
1 week ago

Still Life

Shot with a Practical MTL50 35mm camera and a Pentacon 50mm/1.8 lens on Kodak Color plus 200 film.

#stilllife #photograph #dog #banana #35mm #film #praktica

Photograph of a photograph of a dog with the photograph of the photograph leaning against a pink banana.
Clayton Hove
1 week ago

There’s an ananas on a banana.

#banana #ananas #stitch #dole #disney

! Quite Interesting
1 week ago

Bananas are radioactive enough to turn you into Bananaman if you’re bitten by one.

#banana #fruit #radioactivity #radiation #facts

C.
2 weeks ago

@JdeBP

Egads, you mentioned me on Hacker News. Sorry, "Hacker" "News".

I don't think it's happened before; what does one do in this situation?

I always loved the "chocolate-covered banana and integration of European currency systems" formulation. As you (quite correctly) point out, the obvious unconnectedness of the one with the other is the most fundamental aspect of the problem, and calling it "XY" loses that.

#FGA #chocolate #banana #european #currency #problem

I think this is the straightest #banana I’ve ever seen.

A very straight banana on an orange iPad cover.

#Monoculture threatens to destroy a popular and healthy food: the #banana. A fungus is spreading in the soil and no antidote can be found. Already 100 years ago, its predecessor wiped out the then dominant variety. But in the meantime, man has expanded his divinity and wants to apply it eagerly: snip around in the #genes and the #profit is saved.

The only true, because natural solution, #diversity, is unprofitable, which is why it is not even up for discussion. Pathetic.

Claudia Zahn
2 weeks ago

Just a tiny prehensile-tailed #porcupine called #Wilbur eating a slice of #banana 😂🍌🙌
He lived in the #OutOfAfricaWildlifePark in #Arizona and he was very loved for his kind and gentle nature and for his love of snacks. At 12 years old, he passed peacefully and will be missed dearly and he will never be forgotten.
📷-Sarah Fredrickson
#OutofAfrica #Nature #NatureLovers #Wildlife #NaturePhotography #Plant #Plants #Flower #Flowers #Photography #Photographer #Pet #Pets #PetsAreFamily #AdoptDontShop

hnapel
3 weeks ago

@b0rk_reruns

Shoot I learned (or realized) something after 30+ years in IT...

The #banana part is not sent to the server!

MaraVans :baraag:
3 weeks ago

"Truth or dare, huh? We haven't played that since we were 7! It could be fun I guess. I'll go first. I pick....Truth! Why that face, anon? Did you want me to pick dare so you could have me do something perverted? You're so gross!"

*Reneé will respond to "Truth" questions listed in the replies or if you're shy, you can go to https://zaqa.net/maravans and ask there for the next 24 hours.

#3dcg #maravans #truthordare #3d #daz3d #loli #purplehair #banana #cyberpunk #glasses #braces #cute

🍌🍞 https://thekidshouldseethis.com/post/how-to-make-miso-banana-bread

This easy #miso #banana #bread #recipe is a must-try for anyone who wants a new take on a traditional favorite.

#video #baking #howto #food

Lilysea
4 weeks ago

Is muting hashtags case sensitive?

Does muting

eg #Banana

also mute #banana ?

(Using banana as an example because it is a word that is unlikely to harm people who see this post)

Marc Somssich
4 weeks ago

Wow, Australia is on the way to approve a genetically modified banana that protects it against #FusariumOxysporum.

The #GMO plant, carrying a naturally occurring resistance gene from a wild banana, is "another string in the bow".

This is the way to go! 🇦🇺👌👍

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2023/may/12/banana-appeal-australias-first-genetically-modified-fruit-sent-for-approval

#PlantScience #Banana #GiveGenesAChance #PlantResearch #PanamaDisease

SarahTFischell
1 month ago

#Materials issues:
- “future price of Cu is relatively flat relative to the current price”
- large mining corps not providing good exits for junior miners (my words)
- #BANANA “which stands for Build Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anybody.” #newword

https://www.reuters.com/markets/commodities/world-needs-battery-metals-miners-foiled-by-prices-activists-russell-2023-05-11/

Red Panda Coding
1 month ago

All the good vitamins of a #banana are in the shell, so don't just throw it away.

Pestinfo
1 month ago

The fungal #banana #pathogen Pseudocercospora fijiensis (black Sigatoka disease) has become an important worldwide problem for banana growers. Reconstructing and analysing its #invasion routes will help to constrain the disease - article on the spread of the disease in Africa by A. Gilabert and others like @renaud_vitalis (in Ecology and Evolution, 2023, vol. 13, issue 4, art. e10013) - https://doi.org/10.1002/ece3.10013

Left: map of Africa with countries and dates when the fungus Pseudocercospora fijiensis was first recorded on bananas (e.g. 1970s - Gabon, Ivory Coast, Cameroon until 2000 Madagascar and 2016 Ethiopia). Right: banana leaf partly brown or yellow due to the infection (from Wikimedia Commons)

@ajroach42 nah, unless you only mean #Cavendish #sweet #banana|s...

Bufale.net :verified:
1 month ago

Uno studente coreano ha mangiato la #banana di #cattelan. Dietro il suo gesto, una lucida provocazione sul concetto stesso dell'#arte. Già fatta una volta, ma ancora di impatto

https://www.bufale.net/provocazione-studente-coreano-mangia-banana-di-cattelan-avevo-fame/

Rajini Rao
1 month ago

Eggless banana 🍌 cupcakes with yogurt and walnuts. #vegetarian #cupcakes #food #banana

Cupcakes resting on a wire rack. They are soft, brown and nutty.
Mike NuanceRhymesWithOrange
1 month ago

My masterpiece. "Banana, with Photographer for Scale". #Photography #selfportrait #selfpic #banana

A photograph of a banana, with a photographer for scale. No bananas were harmed.
Jeremy Tekell
1 month ago

Banana for Scale

#Gecko #Banana #Photography

A green gecko sits on a bunch of bananas on a countertop.
Grant Denkinson
2 months ago

March 10, 2023, Ndaiga, in Sembabule district, central #Uganda , the second #SlowFood Presidium in the country launched to protect the Ndaiga Ndiizi #Banana https://www.slowfood.com/slow-food-uganda-launches-new-presidium-to-protect-ndiizi-banana-varieties/?PILASTRI=Biodiversity&ATTIVITA=Presidia

Si Dawson
2 months ago

Breaking News: I just ate a banana (for no good reason)

#Banana #AlsoBanana

Nicole
2 months ago

Quick question Mike, what does one need to do to get to a life situation where they order a $147 box of something they 🤪🍌DON'T GENERALLY LIKE🍌🤪 just to try it?

...also where do you live and do you have any leftover? 👀👀

#foodscience #food #banana #bananas

Photos of large bunches of bananas in various stages of ripeness, with a 5-star review from someone named Mike on 4/17/2023, starting:  "I don't generally like bananas, but I had always wanted to try the Gros Michel banana after hearing stories..."
His & Hearse Press
2 months ago

The perfect way to combine National Banana Day AND National Cat Lady Day: kittens with “banana for scale!”

Shout out to all the other cat ladies (and cat not-ladies) on this perfect holiday. May the paws be with you. 🍌🐈‍⬛

#HisAndHearsePress #NationalBananaDay #NationalCatLadyDay #BananaDay #CatLadyDay #Banana #BananaForScale #CatLady #CatLadyLife #CrazyCatLady #CatsOfMastodon #KittensOfMastodon #Catstodon #Caturday #CaturdayEveryday

A purple damask frame around a black background. There’s a tiny pile of four kittens next to a yellow plastic banana, then the same four kittens piled together but aged by two months. Text reads, “National banana day and national cat lady day.”
natalie
2 months ago

Free bananas in our fruit/vegetable box this morning! If anyone has any recipe that involves any amount of banana that is not banana bread, please let me know! #banana #recipes #fruit

Damon Thomas
2 months ago

As a kid adults would bash cartoons. "Waste of time!" they would say. But today I easily avoided a banana peel on the ground. Those cartoons were my training. #cartoons #warnings #banana

Person not stepping on a banana peel.
Birgit Moldenhauer Art
2 months ago

Banana leaves are a common ingredient in Chinese painting. Often used as a background together with birds or other animals.

The leaves are painted with quick strokes and sweeping out of the hand. It requires a special technique to fill the brush with the right amount of ink.

https://fineartamerica.com/featured/banana-leaf-no-cally-birgit-moldenhauer.html

#BuyIntoArt #ChinesePainting #ChineseArt #ArtMatters #JapaneseArt #AYearForArt #Ink #InkPainting #Banana #Art #MastoArt

https://www.pictorem.com/655806/Banana%20Leaf%20-%20no%20Cally.html

chinese ink painting banana leaf
mikepop
3 months ago

Share this Bananagram with the banana-fan in your life

#banana #food #surreal #FoodArt #comic #illustration #procreate #MaineArtist #DigitalArt #MastoArt

A comic consisting of three drawings. The first is a banana with the label “BANANA”. The second is a longer banana with the label “BANANANANA”. The third is a absurdly long twisty banana with the caption “BANANANANANA…” and continuing to repeat the letters “NA” along the entire length of the bananan, following its curves and twists.
Jonny
3 months ago

OK here's another half baked #MastoDev idea for #LinkedData:

a URL can be used with a preceding hashtag to refer to some specific entity, whether it's a well-defined #RDF object or not:
eg.
Banana:
#https://wikidata.org/wiki/Q503

identifiers can be given shortnames like this:
#Banana::https://wikidata.org/wiki/Q503

or with wildcards, eg. for this podcast:
#CriminalPodcast::https://thisiscriminal.com/*

so then when I search #CriminalPodcast I also get all posts that use that URL. shortnames can be retained and reused either just by the account that declared them, or by the instance.

shortnames can be used like prefixes, so eg if I do:
#schema::https://schema.org/
#skos::http://www.w3.org/2004/02/skos/core#

I can then do
#schema:Person
#skos:sameAs

So then I can declare types like this:
#schema:PodcastSeries::CriminalPodcast
and make triples like this, eg. in case someone used a different hashtag:
#CriminalPodcast::skos:sameAs::Criminal

so then when you search a hashtag, at the top you would be shown all the links that have been declared for that and who declared them, so you could eg. browse to find more things with the same type, or more hashtags that are related to each other, etc.....

manisha
3 months ago

It was a beautiful day today - perfect weather! So I spent more time in the #garden than usual ☺️​🌱​

#plantstodon #plantsofthefediverse @plants #gardening #guava #banana #pineapple #lime #India #mastIndia

Our baby banana plant has been growing new leaves. The leaves grow from the center vertically rolled up and unfurl as they grow. Shown here is said plant with a brand new leaf that unfurled just today!
White guava flower with lots of stamens. There's another flower and a hint of a spider web in the background.
A baby lime plant with small green leaves and tiny thorns. In the top left corner you can also see a small banana pup leaf.
Top view of a pineapple plant in a green-organge grow bag that has been watered so some of the leaves look vibrant green. The leaves are spiky and I have been pricked by them a lot of times! We planted this in early Aug 2022.
ceoln
3 months ago

Lunch:

Two boxes Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, prepared basically per instructions on the boxes.

One can Spam, cut into pieces.

About 1/2 of one large banana, cut into pieces.

Mmmmmmm. :) #food #macAndCheese #spam #banana

@bikepedantic @SecularJeffrey that’s cute. Kalamazoo has a Banana car too! #Kalamazoo #banana

ChelsieSp
4 months ago

A fruity little still life sketched while traveling recently.
Banana for scale.
#banana #art #sketch #pencil #ayearforart #artist #stilllife

A banana and pencil next to a drawing of the banana.
James Fine Art
4 months ago

Fruit by James McCormack

Acrylic painting with a bowl of fruit containing tangerines, kaki or persimmon, banana and grapes .

https://james-mccormack.pixels.com/featured/fruit-james-mccormack.html

#fruit #tangerines #kaki #persimmon #banana #grapes #illustration #stilllife

Acrylic painting with a bowl of fruit containing tangerines, kaki  or persimmon, banana and grapes .

Hi Filipinos, what's your favorite fried banana snack? (Please BOOST for more reach.)

#Banana #Filipinos #Philippines #Pinoy #Saging #Poll #Snacks #Food #FriedFood #Merienda #Asia #ASEAN

Birgit Moldenhauer Art
4 months ago

Banana leaves are a common ingredient in Chinese painting. Often used as a background together with birds or other animals.

The leaves are painted with quick strokes and sweeping out of the hand. It requires a special technique to fill the brush with the right amount of ink.

🌸💝 #GiveArtNotCandy 💝🌸

https://fineartamerica.com/featured/banana-leaf-no-cally-small-birgit-moldenhauer.html

#BuyArtNotCandy #ChinesePainting #ChineseArt #ArtMatters #JapaneseArt #AYearForArt #Ink #InkPainting #Banana #Art

https://www.pictorem.com/profile/Birgit.Mo

Chinese ink paintint banana leaves
ms_xenophora 🐚
4 months ago

“Little Banana 2”

#art #banana #collage #fruit #heart #MastoArt #Photoshop #red #Valentine #woman

(No EC, for a change. They're all looking away from us.)

Square comp framed in bright red “rice paper.” Inside:  12 rough white-paint squares go around a larger inner square which holds a heap of ripe bananas and a red question mark. These white squares each have a heart with a few numbers beneath and paint blobs on top, alternating with four headshots of 1950s women and four speech balloons. Text: “Because you need to face inane ideas every day.”
Big Wags Chicago
4 months ago

This rings true to me. Chester is an absolute FIEND for #banana.

#DogsOfMastodon #BananaFace #Terrier #TerriersOfMastodon

Proper Way to Eat a Banana Step 1: Peel Banana Step 2: Break off top piece for your Dog Step 3: Eat a few bites. Step 4: Show your Dog Break off the last proof that there's piece for your Dog no banana left.
Photo of a dog staring intently at the camera as he demands a piece of banana.
Rich2222
5 months ago

The fruit bowl was always there for Peanut, and yes, he loved bananas.
#Nature #Deer #Buck #Banana #Photography #Peanut

5 months ago

January Joy - Day 3
"Beautiful Banana Blossom"

I am in the mood of something tropical today, something that warms you up visualizing it. So, I found this banana blossom photograph quite suitable. It counts as a flower, right?
It was photographed on Aitutaki in the Cook Islands, a paradise in the South Pacific.

https://kathrin-poersch.pixels.com/featured/beautiful-banana-blossom-kathrin-poersch.html

#JanuaryJoy #flower #FlowerPhotography #AYearForArt #MastoPhoto #MastoArt #FediGiftShop #photography #banana #tropical #Aitutaki #CookIslands #blossom

A fully grown banana blossom with red "leaves" on the upper part is hanging on a huge banana tree with green leaves on a sunny day on Aitutaki, Cook Islands, the blue sky in the background.
Chris Price
5 months ago

Just the tip. #banana #berries #macro

Macro photo of a banana in reflected morning sunlight. The focal plane passes through the center of the flower tip.  Another banana provides a soft yellow background.
6 months ago

new video!: have you ever had a banana plant infested with leaf rollers? learn what a leaf roller is, how to identify an infested plant, & what to do: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGRt7Fdlu8k

#banana #musa #tropical #TropicalAg #pests #caterpillar

One of my favorites! "banana phone".

The original: https://youtu.be/v_xfouK5KRc

#banana #phone #music #songs #silly