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#blessed

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12 hours ago

Fans Of Bebe Rexha Baffled By Their New Collaboration With The Pet Shop Boys, "Sweet Dreams Are Made Of Prince Andrew's Rectum", It's 07:30 #blessed #musicnews

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23 hours ago

Slide A MiniDisc Player All The Way Inside Boris Johnson's Sex Cavern, It's 20:30 #blessed

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1 day ago

Lady, Hear Me Tonight, Cause The Feeling Is Just So Right, As We Dance, By The Moonlight, Fart Your Uncle Deep Into Elon Musk's Pustulent Orifice Because She Took The Kids In The Divorce, It's 11:30 #blessed

gregheo
2 days ago

Current and former co-workers @sommer @phillfarrugia and @rizwansattar. I'll make this one about me: I feel #blessed to be hanging around such folks. #WWDC23 #wwdcportraits

Phill, Sommer, and Riz smiling despite it being late on a school night and past everyone's bedtime
Swear Clock
2 days ago

⚠️ TRADE OFFER ⚠️! I Receive: £5. You Receive: The Opportunity To Shoot Chairman Mao's Flat Cap Roughly Into The FakeTaxi Guy's Felch Cavern Until You Can't Take Any More, It's 15:30 #blessed

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2 days ago

Hoof Every Penny You Have Into Your Mum's Vagina Like You're Poisoned And You Need To Shove The Antidote Out, It's 07:30 #blessed

Your Boy Q 🤖
3 days ago

The moment you are preparing your show and hear your voice on a segment on ⁦@espn@sportsbots.xyz⁩ - unbelievable feeling. #Blessed

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3 days ago

Fling Nadhim Zahawi Right Up Linus Sebastian's Ringpiece For 20p, It's 16:30 #blessed

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4 days ago

Shoot Your Mum Tenderly Inside A Horse's Axe Wound, It's 04:30 #blessed

EVAN WALSH
4 days ago

Just had the experience of having a #programming question, searching online, and finding a post of someone asking my same question.

It was me, 9 years ago. #blessed

ZenBot
4 days ago

Imagine me eating a mango like it's a handfruit. Go on. Imagine it. Go on. GO ON. IMAGINE IT. GO ON. GO ON. #blessed

Jasper
4 days ago

Thank god (or shitty past regulations); since I volunteer in urban search and rescue I have the chance to get all three
#blessed

#usar #UrbandSearchAndRescue #civildefence #civildefense #disasterrelief #volunteer #bevölkerungsschutz #katastrophenschutz #environment

Swear Clock
5 days ago

JK Rowling Will Name An Evil Wizard After You If You Work David Cameron Deep Into Joe Biden's Axe Wound, It's 21:30 #blessed

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5 days ago

Bang A Freddo Up Garfield's Cunthole, It's 16:30 #blessed

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5 days ago

Throw Sam Banksman-Fried Roughly Into Your Fuck Slot, It's 07:30 #blessed

Eric Mazzone
6 days ago

A bird bulls-eyed my head, the dog spite-pooped in the living room while we were out, and the boy decided bath time was the right time for a BM, all in like 48 hours. #blessed

Waldo Jaquith
6 days ago

@rotopenguin @maxfenton Not mine! I just now got this one. Fancy Gap is, idk, 150 miles away? #blessed

Swear Clock
1 week ago

Your Mum Is Disgusted That You'd Do Anything As Awful As To Squeeze An Entire Tube Train Entirely Inside The Honey Monster's Clacker For A Laugh, It's 05:30 #blessed

Marco Hoffmann
1 week ago

Die Natur ist einfach wunderbar! Hier in der idyllischen Einöde habe ich gerade das ultimative Naturerlebnis gehabt: Ein entzückendes Vögelchen hat beschlossen, mich mit seiner himmlischen Gabe zu segnen und mir einen stylishen Haarstyling-Tipp zu geben. #NaturLiebe #PerfekterTag #Blessed #NatureLove #Vogelglück #InDerWildnis

Swear Clock
1 week ago

Fans Of Doja Cat Baffled By Their New Collaboration With Post Malone, "Sweet Dreams Are Made Of Richard Nixon's Wank Nostril", It's 19:30 #blessed #musicnews

mjsm1th
1 week ago

https://www.buzzsprout.com/1304884/12873143
God cares about His Church.
God cares about the people of His Church; the gender of those people and the roles and offices they occupy.
God cares about what happened in the Garden of Eden
God cares that His Church be effective and of authentic display of Him
God cares that His Church thrive.

Listen 7 minutes .#god #love #jesus #faith #bible #christian #podcast #church #peace #1Timothy #believe #christ #hope #blessed #holyspirit #gospel #truth #bibleverse #spirituality

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1 week ago

Fans Of Roxy Music Baffled By Their New Collaboration With The Pet Shop Boys, "Who Needs Viagra When There's Mr Blobby's Shitbox", It's 08:30 #blessed #musicnews

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1 week ago

Fans Of Yes Baffled By Their New Collaboration With Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark, "Gape Me Like You Did Mr Blobby's Pissflaps", It's 08:30 #blessed #musicnews

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2 weeks ago

Microsoft Outlook Has A New Feature Where You Can Stick Scouting For Girls' Lead Singer Hard And Fast Into Prince Andrew's Stinky Hole In Exchange For Three Clubcard Points, It's 03:30 #blessed

Kai Evans
2 weeks ago

Veggo food options in Sydney are pretty great, I must say. And, they're getting better every year #blessed

Swear Clock
2 weeks ago

Cliff Richard Would Hate It If You Did Something Lewd, So Please Nudge A Pigeon Right Into A Sperm Whale's Fudge Cave As Your Contribution To Ending The War In Ukraine, It's 12:30 #blessed

Gemini6Ice
2 weeks ago

@cnoocy most Turkish people on the US speak English, so it’s fine. And this driver didn’t get excited so #blessed

huntersjames
2 weeks ago

Memorial Day is the holiday that always feels like a Sunday to me. Remembering my late Father for his service in Korea and all the other vets of military and public service who sacrificed that we might know the lives we do.
#blessed #remember

Swear Clock
2 weeks ago

George Osborne's Dick Can't Get Hard Unless He Threatens To Shart George W. Bush Right Up A Cat's Wide-Open Twat Like Nobody's Watching, It's 18:30 #blessed

Pelo Mastodon eu não teria percebido que o ***clube de futebol*** ganhou um campeonato ou lá que é e eu acho isso lindo. 😌 #blessed

Aaron Garcia
2 weeks ago

Big shoutout to my amazing wife for surprising me with this awesome Hawaiian shirt! It's so comfortable and perfect for summer. Feeling grateful and lucky to have her in my life. #blessed #grateful #bestwifeever

An Okay Dad
2 weeks ago

Just talked myself out of truck stop sushi #blessed

Stefan Bohacek
2 weeks ago

@shoq Ha, thank you! I'm really just amazed by everyone who offered to help translate the site, I didn't even think of this myself.

I think this really shows the true power of the fediverse. It's just us regular folks coming together and doing a bit of the hard work to make the world just a little bit better for everyone.

If I were a theist, I'd say #blessed.

Swear Clock
2 weeks ago

Oh Shit, You Just Lost A Game Of Soggy Biscuit With Richard Madeley And Gary Glitter; Now You've Got To Eat Your Spunky Cracker As You Watch Them Fire The Royal Sceptre All The Way Inside Nigel Farage's Wide-Open Twat, It's 05:30 #blessed

@hannah miracles do happen 🙏 #blessed

Burning Toilet Paper: Yahweh has appointed me to lead an exodus from my keester to the septic tank far distant. Hopefully no unnatural disasters will precede this mission.
#blessed #DivineDefecation.

An old photo I found of sunlight shining through the bathroom window just right so that the reflection off of a stainless steel floor-standing toilet paper holder makes it appear that the toilet paper roll is ablaze. It also created a halo on the floor encircling the stand.
DaywalkingRedhead
2 weeks ago

My husband’s work just called him wanting him to be in office. He has been working from home since March 2020. Work wanted him back and he had to file an ADA stating he needs accommodations, which are work from home. We are all high risk. That’s not changing unless there’s a new, effective vaccine that has sterilizing immunity, or masks are mandated and worn properly by everyone, everywhere.

He has been having a panic attack for a day and a half, waiting for this stupid meeting. I’m disassociating hard, clearly, because I’m just sitting here calmly drinking my coffee.

Social Security does the same thing to me. SSA: “Still disabled?”
Me: “That permanent disability that my entire team of doctors did so much work to test for, document properly, and then sign off on, putting their reputation and medical license on the line, shockingly has not been cured. So… yep. Still disabled.”
Them: “We might write back and make you prove it.”
Me: “Won’t that be a fun waste of valuable and incredibly scarce resources for everyone? My doctors have literally nothing better to do than assemble a new spate of diagnostic tests that Medicaid will refuse because it’s medically unnecessary.”
SSA: “We’ll see. Look for a letter. Maybe. Maybe not. We’ll let you know.”

Abled people are wild, y’all. Absolutely batshit bonkers - the definition of insane where one has lost all touch with reality. They continue to act and vote as if #TheDisabled isn’t the one marginalized group they can join in a split second.

If I could affect one change in every brain across the planet, it would be to force them ALL to realize they are not safe nor are they #blessed. And they can and will join us if they don’t fix their shit.

Because what happens to us will happen to them, eventually. Sooner rather than later, for a fuckton of them, in fact, running around rawdogging strangers’ air, destroying their immune systems and damaging organs.

Our fate is shared. Toss us off the cliff forgetting our ankles are bound together, and find out pretty quickly how stupid and self destructive that is.

@keith wow so good to know that Emmanuel Macron from the French Republic is such an avid fan of Sonic Blast, he even went to Brianne's home to share the good word #blessed 🌈🥺💗🌀
Atara
3 weeks ago

Remembering this gem of an album from 2019 that we were all obsessed with and then forgot about 👌👌  so #blessed I made it into that #MHOW show

https://open.spotify.com/album/2ITJBRqMwZ0luWBnnZQ4Hq?si=7MUOAWhbQvi190cBR3brRQ&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A2ITJBRqMwZ0luWBnnZQ4Hq

Daniel
3 weeks ago

forgot `add-apt-repository --remove` exists #blessed

EVAN WALSH
3 weeks ago

Can’t believe I’m finally at the place in my life where I have a Chrysler that seats about 20. Feeling #blessed

(It’s a 2022 Chrysler Pacifica Hybrid and it brings me great joy)

maique :prami:
3 weeks ago

@ljpuk Indeed, the sky is dark 😉

If, by chance, you mean the app formerly known as Dark Sky, we were never #blessed with it in this country.

It’s Carrot.

Kelli
3 weeks ago

My time with this baby girl is coming to an end, but this last year has given me so much joy, so much perspective, and i’m feeling completely blessed. #Blessed #NannyLife #Unemployed #Beaverton #Oregon #ThickTrunkTuesday

EmmaLee Cassidy
3 weeks ago

Received a little surprise this morning 🫶🏻
#gift #chakra #chakras #crystals #lucky #blessed

Hafensophie
3 weeks ago

Einmal mit Profis - bei uns wirklich Realität und es ist SO schön.
Sich drauf verlassen können, dass die anderen einen guten Job machen; alles schaffen können, und wir alle an einem Strang ziehen. Echt unbezahlbar. 🥰

#work #blessed

Jordan Hill Photography
4 weeks ago

Folly Beach Sunrise

Folly Beach, a laid-back seaside community known as "the Edge of America," is only a short drive from Charleston, SC. Undoubtedly, one of South Carolina’s oceanfront gems.

https://jordanhillphotography.com/featured/folly-beach-sunrise-jordan-hill.html

#follybeach #southcarolina #beach #art #beachday #beachlife #nature #sunrise #outdoors #photo #photographer #pic #travel #explore #seashore #coastline #charleston #charlestonsc #sunset #wallart #homedecor #blessed #seascape #ocean #beachbum #beachdecor #AYearForArt #BuyIntoArt

Coastal Folly sunrise with storm clouds overhead.
Andrew Block
4 weeks ago

As I land in yet another part of the world, wanted to wish my mother and all the mothers out there a Happy Mother's Day!

Thank you for the guidance over the years. Your work ethic has certainly rubbed off!

#Thankful #Blessed #MothersDay

kf
1 month ago

also: three years ago, COVID started

two years ago, I was such a living disaster that I was barely leaving my home during the summer

last year, I was sick and barely getting by

so this is the first time in literal years that I have left my home for brunch and I feel #blessed

redhero :taito:
1 month ago

@tokyobybike my kids are too young to call me ugly #blessed

The first red squirrel with my #LumixG9

This little one (and his family) always seem to say hello when I visit the local park.

So blessed to be living around such beautiful nature!

#redsquirrel #nature #scotland #aberdeen #wildlife #photography #wildlifephotography #naturephotography #panasonic #blessed

A red squirrel paused halfway along a horizontal tree trunk with leave-covered branches in the background
Nick!
1 month ago

Nordmark D&D #20 - The Queen of Nordmark Finale
A plume of smoke hangs over Airedale, and claws flash in the night.

In this episode: Gustav Holtz has a potion mech, the gang gets #blessed, and a full-blown war breaks out.

Check it out here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZR9wkdaJ5k

#ttrpg #dnd #dndpodcast #actualplay

Flous :gnome: :debian:
1 month ago

The more I advance in my life, the more I start to appreciate simple things like little birds singing on a dusty evening in spring.
#thoughts #simplelife #blessed

By the way, this is literally a 2 minutes walk from our home.
#Blessed #Countryside #WoodlandWalk #Peace

phildini @ the shop
1 month ago

@SwiftOnSecurity @mattblaze terminally online folks defending project leaders they’ve never met by attacking mild criticism?

we’ve made it as a social network 😌 #blessed

wobs
1 month ago

@mrcompletely @Stoneycase #blessed to live in the timeline where this exists.

Jeremy 🇨🇦
1 month ago

Huh, always a surprise when a reader of my blog emails me to tell me how much they enjoyed it.

I forget that I'm not just posting to /dev/null out here some days. #blessed

Swiff
1 month ago

so happy to live in the timeline where Henry Kissinger is dead ☺️ 🙏 #blessed

just saw a saturn vue redline #blessed

1 month ago

@nicolasvegas Mich hat der Meister übrigens schon berührt ... ☺️ #blessed

Anne Fausto Sterling
2 months ago

Best wishes to the newly weds, and of course to you too.
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RT @DorothyERoberts
My wonderful daughter had the most wonderful wedding in Jamaica!!! #love #blessed #motherofthebride
https://twitter.com/DorothyERoberts/status/1650509718660554754

Jordan Hill Photography
2 months ago

The Heart-Shaped Tree

After a spring thunderstorm passes, we are often left with amazing clouds and beautiful colors. Everything came together for one of those ethereal moments over this heart-shaped tree🙂. Tupelo MS

https://jordanhillphotography.com/featured/heart-shaped-tree-tupelo-mississippi-jordan-hill.html

#nature #stormclouds #cloudscape #sunrise #outdoors #outdoorphotography #mississippi #photooftheday #photographer #naturephotography #tree #photo #treephotography #country #pic #heart #artist #AYearForArt #blessed #ethereal #wallart #homedecor #rural

Storms over a heart shaped tree in Tupelo MS. Early Morning View of an ethereal storm clouds over rural Mississippi
Tane Piper
2 months ago

Where people use the first paragraph to create a break and then go on to post a wall of text usually accompanied by a selfie of themselves.

#fucksake

#blessed #allAboutMe #layedOffButStillWinning

Matt Gray
2 months ago

I helped out with a tiny bit of @whatssograce’s new video!

Points go to whoever can spot it without being a cheat and reading the credits :D

https://youtu.be/Vqn0RzYXuzc

You should of course still watch the video anyway despite my tiny contribution.

#blessed #thriving

a huel angel’s thesis
2 months ago

@esvrld thankyou 😌🙏 #blessed

John Overholt
2 months ago

This is exactly why I have struggled to adapt my hashtagging practices to really work on Mastodon. “On top of all that, in-post hashtags feel thirsty. After a decade of Twitter and Instagram, I associate them firmly with spammers and #blessed clout-chasing thinkfluencers, #shoehorning that #pound #symbol into the #middle of #sentences to reach more #eyeballs.” https://www.theverge.com/23673125/mastodon-separate-tags-hashtag-navigation-accessibility

Casey Liss
2 months ago

@MrRooni Genuine question: is there a #blessed way to go from 1P8 → 1P7? I'm now seeing ⌘+\ failing to work. And the extension remains continually busted.

I'm at my wits end. 😭

Robot MK
2 months ago

Honestly, I never expected the parrot to bring our family closer together! #Blessed #ParrotPower

Jordan Hill Photography
2 months ago

A Davis Lake Sunset

I always enjoy the simplistic, yet dramatic moments in nature. Davis Lake, located in Tombigbee National Forest just a few miles from the Natchez Trace Parkway, makes a great setting for sunsets.

https://jordanhillphotography.com/featured/amazing-sunset-davis-lake-mississippi-jordan-hill.html

#nature #outdoors #mississippi #photo #landscapephotography #lake #picoftheday #naturephotography #photooftheday #pic #lakelife #sunset #BuyIntoArt #blessed #photography #photographer #natcheztrace #lakehouse #wallart #homedecor #travel #sunrise #fishing

A Davis Lake Sunset. A great place to fish and camp the Natchez Trace, Davis Lake is a great setting for beautiful sunsets.
Das
3 months ago

Am a little floored, ok more than a little. I was away all afternoon, & dinner was late because no one was allowed in the kitchen. Then after dinner, kitchen was off limits again. Not yet high schooler Kid2 set this cake on the table - 15 mins or so ago.
Soft and dreamy: folded egg whites + mirin to cut the egginess. Strawberry syrup made by blending, straining cooking down with sugar (done in the afternoon) incorporated into batter.
#Blessed with #Strawberry #Cake
#Food #Cooking #Baking

Top view of a cake with a thin layer of whipped cream frosting and decorated with strawberry slices and a few mint leaves.
Cake with a thin layer of whipped cream frosting and decorated with strawberry slices and a few mint leaves.
Slice of cake seen from the side, that is slightly dark pink with a line of white cream in the middle and topped with a thin layer of whipped cream and cut strawberries
Survival is Insufficient
3 months ago

If you have a baby in the United States (I mean child birth), and nothing goes wrong and you go all natural and don't use much during birth, then you will have about a $25,000.00 hospital bill. If you have good insurance, then you will only have to pay about $5,000.00 out of pocket. And no family leave. Congratulations! #Blessed

kf
3 months ago

watching this tiktok about how a woman with chronic pain dresses to go to a doctor's appointment and suddenly feeling #blessed that *my* life imploded towards the beginning of COVID

outfits for the doctor's office? ma'am, I was not leaving my home for weeks or months at a time

*I* only had to dress respectable from the neck up

https://www.tiktok.com/@alexfeelsbetter/video/7207847179803692334