#blessed
Fans Of Bebe Rexha Baffled By Their New Collaboration With The Pet Shop Boys, "Sweet Dreams Are Made Of Prince Andrew's Rectum", It's 07:30 #blessed #musicnews
Slide A MiniDisc Player All The Way Inside Boris Johnson's Sex Cavern, It's 20:30 #blessed
Lady, Hear Me Tonight, Cause The Feeling Is Just So Right, As We Dance, By The Moonlight, Fart Your Uncle Deep Into Elon Musk's Pustulent Orifice Because She Took The Kids In The Divorce, It's 11:30 #blessed
Current and former co-workers @sommer @phillfarrugia and @rizwansattar. I'll make this one about me: I feel #blessed to be hanging around such folks. #WWDC23 #wwdcportraits

⚠️ TRADE OFFER ⚠️! I Receive: £5. You Receive: The Opportunity To Shoot Chairman Mao's Flat Cap Roughly Into The FakeTaxi Guy's Felch Cavern Until You Can't Take Any More, It's 15:30 #blessed
Hoof Every Penny You Have Into Your Mum's Vagina Like You're Poisoned And You Need To Shove The Antidote Out, It's 07:30 #blessed
The moment you are preparing your show and hear your voice on a segment on @espn@sportsbots.xyz - unbelievable feeling. #Blessed

Fling Nadhim Zahawi Right Up Linus Sebastian's Ringpiece For 20p, It's 16:30 #blessed
Shoot Your Mum Tenderly Inside A Horse's Axe Wound, It's 04:30 #blessed
Light Touches The Mountains
An amazing morning view just off the Blue Ridge Parkway overlooking Maggie Valley NC
https://jordanhillphotography.com/featured/light-touches-the-blue-ridge-mountains-jordan-hill.html
#mountains #mountainview #nature #pic #smokymountains #photooftheday #art #photography #blueridgemountains #northcarolina #mountain #picoftheday #pigeonforge #gatlinburg #asheville #maggievalley #sunrise #hiking #outdoors #landscapephotography #photograph #naturephotography #explore #wallart #homedecor #blessed #countrylife #AYearForArt #BuyIntoArt

Just had the experience of having a #programming question, searching online, and finding a post of someone asking my same question.
It was me, 9 years ago. #blessed
Imagine me eating a mango like it's a handfruit. Go on. Imagine it. Go on. GO ON. IMAGINE IT. GO ON. GO ON. #blessed
Thank god (or shitty past regulations); since I volunteer in urban search and rescue I have the chance to get all three
#blessed
#usar #UrbandSearchAndRescue #civildefence #civildefense #disasterrelief #volunteer #bevölkerungsschutz #katastrophenschutz #environment

JK Rowling Will Name An Evil Wizard After You If You Work David Cameron Deep Into Joe Biden's Axe Wound, It's 21:30 #blessed
Bang A Freddo Up Garfield's Cunthole, It's 16:30 #blessed
Throw Sam Banksman-Fried Roughly Into Your Fuck Slot, It's 07:30 #blessed
A bird bulls-eyed my head, the dog spite-pooped in the living room while we were out, and the boy decided bath time was the right time for a BM, all in like 48 hours. #blessed
@rotopenguin @maxfenton Not mine! I just now got this one. Fancy Gap is, idk, 150 miles away? #blessed

Your Mum Is Disgusted That You'd Do Anything As Awful As To Squeeze An Entire Tube Train Entirely Inside The Honey Monster's Clacker For A Laugh, It's 05:30 #blessed
Die Natur ist einfach wunderbar! Hier in der idyllischen Einöde habe ich gerade das ultimative Naturerlebnis gehabt: Ein entzückendes Vögelchen hat beschlossen, mich mit seiner himmlischen Gabe zu segnen und mir einen stylishen Haarstyling-Tipp zu geben. #NaturLiebe #PerfekterTag #Blessed #NatureLove #Vogelglück #InDerWildnis
Fans Of Doja Cat Baffled By Their New Collaboration With Post Malone, "Sweet Dreams Are Made Of Richard Nixon's Wank Nostril", It's 19:30 #blessed #musicnews
https://www.buzzsprout.com/1304884/12873143
God cares about His Church.
God cares about the people of His Church; the gender of those people and the roles and offices they occupy.
God cares about what happened in the Garden of Eden
God cares that His Church be effective and of authentic display of Him
God cares that His Church thrive.
Listen 7 minutes .#god #love #jesus #faith #bible #christian #podcast #church #peace #1Timothy #believe #christ #hope #blessed #holyspirit #gospel #truth #bibleverse #spirituality

Fans Of Roxy Music Baffled By Their New Collaboration With The Pet Shop Boys, "Who Needs Viagra When There's Mr Blobby's Shitbox", It's 08:30 #blessed #musicnews
Fans Of Yes Baffled By Their New Collaboration With Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark, "Gape Me Like You Did Mr Blobby's Pissflaps", It's 08:30 #blessed #musicnews
Microsoft Outlook Has A New Feature Where You Can Stick Scouting For Girls' Lead Singer Hard And Fast Into Prince Andrew's Stinky Hole In Exchange For Three Clubcard Points, It's 03:30 #blessed
Veggo food options in Sydney are pretty great, I must say. And, they're getting better every year #blessed
Cliff Richard Would Hate It If You Did Something Lewd, So Please Nudge A Pigeon Right Into A Sperm Whale's Fudge Cave As Your Contribution To Ending The War In Ukraine, It's 12:30 #blessed
All gave some, some gave all. Remember them this Memorial Day. Shiloh National Military Park
#shilohnationalmilitarypark #memorialday #memorialdayweekend #honor #freedom #photooftheday #photography #civilwar #war #nature #naturephotography #outdoors #pic #picoftheday #shiloh #tennessee #travel #art #remembereveryonedeployed #photo #thankful #blessed #travelphotography #photographer #photography #weremember #america #americanhistory #explore #BuyIntoArt #AYearForArt

George Osborne's Dick Can't Get Hard Unless He Threatens To Shart George W. Bush Right Up A Cat's Wide-Open Twat Like Nobody's Watching, It's 18:30 #blessed
Pelo Mastodon eu não teria percebido que o ***clube de futebol*** ganhou um campeonato ou lá que é e eu acho isso lindo. 😌 #blessed
Big shoutout to my amazing wife for surprising me with this awesome Hawaiian shirt! It's so comfortable and perfect for summer. Feeling grateful and lucky to have her in my life. #blessed #grateful #bestwifeever
Just talked myself out of truck stop sushi #blessed
@shoq Ha, thank you! I'm really just amazed by everyone who offered to help translate the site, I didn't even think of this myself.
I think this really shows the true power of the fediverse. It's just us regular folks coming together and doing a bit of the hard work to make the world just a little bit better for everyone.
If I were a theist, I'd say #blessed.
Oh Shit, You Just Lost A Game Of Soggy Biscuit With Richard Madeley And Gary Glitter; Now You've Got To Eat Your Spunky Cracker As You Watch Them Fire The Royal Sceptre All The Way Inside Nigel Farage's Wide-Open Twat, It's 05:30 #blessed
Burning Toilet Paper: Yahweh has appointed me to lead an exodus from my keester to the septic tank far distant. Hopefully no unnatural disasters will precede this mission.
#blessed #DivineDefecation.

The Little Duckling
Ducklings are fun to watch as they are curious and very active.
https://jordanhillphotography.com/featured/little-baby-duckling-in-the-weeds-jordan-hill.html
#duckling #duck #duckies #wildlife #baby #babyanimals #animal #luckyduck #cuteness #animalportrait #cutenessoverload #portrait #nature #naturephotography #naturephoto #outdoorphotography #cuteness #cutebaby #ducks #wallart #homedecor #babyroom #babyroomdecor #canvas #artprints #blessed #mississippi #waterfowl #artoninstagram #art #photographer

My husband’s work just called him wanting him to be in office. He has been working from home since March 2020. Work wanted him back and he had to file an ADA stating he needs accommodations, which are work from home. We are all high risk. That’s not changing unless there’s a new, effective vaccine that has sterilizing immunity, or masks are mandated and worn properly by everyone, everywhere.
He has been having a panic attack for a day and a half, waiting for this stupid meeting. I’m disassociating hard, clearly, because I’m just sitting here calmly drinking my coffee.
Social Security does the same thing to me. SSA: “Still disabled?”
Me: “That permanent disability that my entire team of doctors did so much work to test for, document properly, and then sign off on, putting their reputation and medical license on the line, shockingly has not been cured. So… yep. Still disabled.”
Them: “We might write back and make you prove it.”
Me: “Won’t that be a fun waste of valuable and incredibly scarce resources for everyone? My doctors have literally nothing better to do than assemble a new spate of diagnostic tests that Medicaid will refuse because it’s medically unnecessary.”
SSA: “We’ll see. Look for a letter. Maybe. Maybe not. We’ll let you know.”
Abled people are wild, y’all. Absolutely batshit bonkers - the definition of insane where one has lost all touch with reality. They continue to act and vote as if #TheDisabled isn’t the one marginalized group they can join in a split second.
If I could affect one change in every brain across the planet, it would be to force them ALL to realize they are not safe nor are they #blessed. And they can and will join us if they don’t fix their shit.
Because what happens to us will happen to them, eventually. Sooner rather than later, for a fuckton of them, in fact, running around rawdogging strangers’ air, destroying their immune systems and damaging organs.
Our fate is shared. Toss us off the cliff forgetting our ankles are bound together, and find out pretty quickly how stupid and self destructive that is.
forgot `add-apt-repository --remove` exists #blessed
Can’t believe I’m finally at the place in my life where I have a Chrysler that seats about 20. Feeling #blessed
(It’s a 2022 Chrysler Pacifica Hybrid and it brings me great joy)
Cascading Over Boulders
This is a closeup of Spring Parks Cold Water Falls in Tuscumbia AL. Cold Water Falls is the world's largest man-made natural stone waterfall.
https://jordanhillphotography.com/featured/cascading-over-boulders-jordan-hill.html
#waterfall #waterfall #nature #outdoors #outdoorphotography #explore #travel #photo #photooftheday #travelphotography #alabama #tuscumbiaalabama #spring #springtime #art #countryliving #countrylife #rural #southern #instagood #wallart #homedeco #giftideas #BuyIntoArt #AYearForArt #blessed #photography
My time with this baby girl is coming to an end, but this last year has given me so much joy, so much perspective, and i’m feeling completely blessed. #Blessed #NannyLife #Unemployed #Beaverton #Oregon #ThickTrunkTuesday


Heavenly Light
The fog and sunrise combined for an amazing morning at Lake Lamar Bruce, Saltillo MS
https://jordanhillphotography.com/featured/beautiful-fog-lake-lamar-bruce-sunrise-jordan-hill.html
#foggymorning #fog #nature #fishing #photooftheday #mississippi #mist #pic #picoftheday #outdoorphotography #art #photography #explore #travel #photo #landscapephotography #sunrise #ethereal_moods #ethereal #heavenly #wallart #homedecor #artwork #countrylife #fishinglife #blessed #naturephotography #boats #boat #AYearForArt #BuyIntoArt

Folly Beach Sunrise
Folly Beach, a laid-back seaside community known as "the Edge of America," is only a short drive from Charleston, SC. Undoubtedly, one of South Carolina’s oceanfront gems.
https://jordanhillphotography.com/featured/folly-beach-sunrise-jordan-hill.html
#follybeach #southcarolina #beach #art #beachday #beachlife #nature #sunrise #outdoors #photo #photographer #pic #travel #explore #seashore #coastline #charleston #charlestonsc #sunset #wallart #homedecor #blessed #seascape #ocean #beachbum #beachdecor #AYearForArt #BuyIntoArt
As I land in yet another part of the world, wanted to wish my mother and all the mothers out there a Happy Mother's Day!
Thank you for the guidance over the years. Your work ethic has certainly rubbed off!
Happy Mothers Day!
Spring blooming red clover.
https://jordanhillphotography.com/featured/red-clover-spring-blooming-flower-jordan-hill.html
#redclover #clover #spring #mothersday #pic #photooftheday #flowers #springflowers #art #artistoninstagram #nature #outdoors #photo #photography #picoftheday #naturephoto #mississippi #outdoorphotography #flower #flowerstagram #happymothersday #happymothersday❤️ #outdoorphotography #blessed #happysunday #springtime #wallart #countrylife #rural #homedecor #babyroomdecor

also: three years ago, COVID started
two years ago, I was such a living disaster that I was barely leaving my home during the summer
last year, I was sick and barely getting by
so this is the first time in literal years that I have left my home for brunch and I feel #blessed
@tokyobybike my kids are too young to call me ugly #blessed
The first red squirrel with my #LumixG9
This little one (and his family) always seem to say hello when I visit the local park.
So blessed to be living around such beautiful nature!
#redsquirrel #nature #scotland #aberdeen #wildlife #photography #wildlifephotography #naturephotography #panasonic #blessed
Nordmark D&D #20 - The Queen of Nordmark Finale
A plume of smoke hangs over Airedale, and claws flash in the night.
In this episode: Gustav Holtz has a potion mech, the gang gets #blessed, and a full-blown war breaks out.
Check it out here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZR9wkdaJ5k
The more I advance in my life, the more I start to appreciate simple things like little birds singing on a dusty evening in spring.
#thoughts #simplelife #blessed
By the way, this is literally a 2 minutes walk from our home.
#Blessed #Countryside #WoodlandWalk #Peace
@SwiftOnSecurity @mattblaze terminally online folks defending project leaders they’ve never met by attacking mild criticism?
we’ve made it as a social network 😌 #blessed
@mrcompletely @Stoneycase #blessed to live in the timeline where this exists.
Seashells At Sunrise
Sanibel Island is a beach lovers dream! I captured this photograph at Lighthouse beach, Sanibel Island Florida.
https://jordanhillphotography.com/featured/sunrise-with-seashells-jordan-hill.html
#sanibel #sanibelisland #seashells #nature #florida #fortmyers #captiva #beachcombing #explore #travelphotography #travel #sunrise #outdoors #outdoorphotography #beach #art #beachlife #beachvibes #sunrise #artprints #photooftheday #wallart #homedecor #photo #photography #AYearForArt #pic #beachdecor #picoftheday #blessed #beachhouse
Huh, always a surprise when a reader of my blog emails me to tell me how much they enjoyed it.
I forget that I'm not just posting to /dev/null out here some days. #blessed
so happy to live in the timeline where Henry Kissinger is dead ☺️ 🙏 #blessed
just saw a saturn vue redline #blessed
Morning Glow
Mornings like these are what it's all about🙂. Foggy summer morning among the pecan trees in Autaugaville AL
https://jordanhillphotography.com/featured/morning-glow-in-autaugaville-alabama-jordan-hill.html
#foggymorning #fog #pecantree #trees #photooftheday #photography #photo #picoftheday #nature #naturephotography #alabama #outdoors #mist #sunrise #pic #artprints #AYearForArt #dreamy #landscapephotography #naturephoto #wallart #blessed #homedecor #rural #countrylife #goodmorning #explore #Fineart #southernliving #giftideas #travel
Amazing Sky Over Midway Marina
Some days just have a dramatic ending🙂Fulton MS
#sunset #nature #pier #houseboats #photo #outdoors #outdoorphotography #sunrise #photooftheday #mississippi #fultonms #art #artistoninstagram #artprints #naturephoto #naturephotography #photography #fishing #photographer #marina #boatlife #fishinglife #lakehouse #housedecor #wallart #giftideas #homedecor #picoftheday #rural #blessed
@nicolasvegas Mich hat der Meister übrigens schon berührt ... ☺️ #blessed
Spring At Caney Creek Falls
Caney Creek Falls, located in Alabama's Bankhead National Forest, is often considered one of the state's most beautiful waterfalls. Double Springs, AL
#waterfall #nature #naturephotography #alabama #AYearForArt #BuyIntoArt #hike #hiking #explore #trail #wilderness #forest #photography #photographer #photograph #photooftheday #photo #outdoors #country #countrylife #rural #pic #landscapephotography #artprints #art #artwork #blessed #travel
Best wishes to the newly weds, and of course to you too.
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RT @DorothyERoberts
My wonderful daughter had the most wonderful wedding in Jamaica!!! #love #blessed #motherofthebride
https://twitter.com/DorothyERoberts/status/1650509718660554754
The Heart-Shaped Tree
After a spring thunderstorm passes, we are often left with amazing clouds and beautiful colors. Everything came together for one of those ethereal moments over this heart-shaped tree🙂. Tupelo MS
https://jordanhillphotography.com/featured/heart-shaped-tree-tupelo-mississippi-jordan-hill.html
#nature #stormclouds #cloudscape #sunrise #outdoors #outdoorphotography #mississippi #photooftheday #photographer #naturephotography #tree #photo #treephotography #country #pic #heart #artist #AYearForArt #blessed #ethereal #wallart #homedecor #rural

Country Sunset
When the pavement ends, the fun begins. A North MS Sunset 🙂
https://jordanhillphotography.com/featured/country-sunset-jordan-hill.html
#countryroads #takemehome #nature #photo #photooftheday #photography #photographer #outdoorphotography #explore #mississippi #rural #countrylife #countryliving #southern #southernliving #travel #sunset #blessed #pic #artist #wallart #dirtroad #homedecor #country #path #sunrise #landscapephotography #picoftheday #adventure #AYearForArt #BuyIntoArt

Where people use the first paragraph to create a break and then go on to post a wall of text usually accompanied by a selfie of themselves.
I helped out with a tiny bit of @whatssograce’s new video!
Points go to whoever can spot it without being a cheat and reading the credits :D
You should of course still watch the video anyway despite my tiny contribution.
This is exactly why I have struggled to adapt my hashtagging practices to really work on Mastodon. “On top of all that, in-post hashtags feel thirsty. After a decade of Twitter and Instagram, I associate them firmly with spammers and #blessed clout-chasing thinkfluencers, #shoehorning that #pound #symbol into the #middle of #sentences to reach more #eyeballs.” https://www.theverge.com/23673125/mastodon-separate-tags-hashtag-navigation-accessibility
Early Morning View
A peaceful pastel sunrise above this simple tree never gets old, Lee County MS
#tree #minimalism #naturephotography #art #photo #nature #landscapephotography #pic #mississippi #outdoorphotography #simplicity #tupelo #sunrise #photography #picoftheday #photooftheday #countryliving #simplelife #wallart #homedecor #farmhousedecor #sunset #giftideas #ms #AYearForArt #BuyIntoArt #goodmorning #blessed #travel #instagood #artprints #southerncharm

Amazing At Sunrise Shiloh National Military Park
Shiloh is one of the best-preserved Civil War battlefields in the U.S.
#civilwar #history #americanhistory #nature #battlefield #historic #tennessee #outdoors #landscapephotography #photooftheday #art #picoftheday #sunrise #sunset #travel #pic #explore #photo #homedecor #wallart #giftideas #AYearForArt #BuyIntoArt #shilohnationalmilitarypark #goodmorning #blessed #spring #rural #southernliving #tree #photographer
Smoky Mountain Sunrise
A cool morning awakens with a blaze of color. Oconaluftee Valley Overlook, Smoky Mountain National Park. 📸 Jordan Hill Photography.
#mountains #mountainview #nature #photo #outdoors #smokymountains #photooftheday #outdoorphotography #art #pic #greatsmokymountains #blueridgemountains #northcarolina #asheville #gatlinburg #AYearForArt #BuyIntoArt #sunrise #blessed #homedecor #walldecor #buyart #photographer #countrylife #southernliving #travel
Honestly, I never expected the parrot to bring our family closer together! #Blessed #ParrotPower
A Davis Lake Sunset
I always enjoy the simplistic, yet dramatic moments in nature. Davis Lake, located in Tombigbee National Forest just a few miles from the Natchez Trace Parkway, makes a great setting for sunsets.
https://jordanhillphotography.com/featured/amazing-sunset-davis-lake-mississippi-jordan-hill.html
#nature #outdoors #mississippi #photo #landscapephotography #lake #picoftheday #naturephotography #photooftheday #pic #lakelife #sunset #BuyIntoArt #blessed #photography #photographer #natcheztrace #lakehouse #wallart #homedecor #travel #sunrise #fishing

The Path
Life takes you down many paths, but my favorite ones lead to the beach. What a great way to start the Day🙂
https://jordanhillphotography.com/featured/path-to-the-beach-jordan-hill.html
#beach #beachlife #beachvibes #nature #pic #photooftheday #naturephotography #photo #picoftheday #florida #floridalife #destin #destinflorida #fortwaltonbeach #navarre #navarrebeach #miramar #santarosa #art #pensacola #wallart #homedecor #sunrise #beachhouse #beachdecor #travel #gift #travelphotography #blessed #gulfcoast #AYearForArt #BuyIntoArt
Shining Tree
I never regret getting up early and being outdoors, soaking up a sunrise somewhere, especially when I come across scenes like this one.
https://jordanhillphotography.com/featured/sunrise-tree-in-mississippi-morning-fog-jordan-hill.html
#tree #trees #nature #naturephotography #pic #picooftheday #landscapephotography #art #mississippi #photographer #fog #mist #sunrise #blessed #blessings #inspire #AYearForArt #country #countrylife #rural #outdoors #outdoorliving #phootoftheday #sunset #wallart #explore #instagood #homedecor #giftideas BuyIntoArt

Am a little floored, ok more than a little. I was away all afternoon, & dinner was late because no one was allowed in the kitchen. Then after dinner, kitchen was off limits again. Not yet high schooler Kid2 set this cake on the table - 15 mins or so ago.
Soft and dreamy: folded egg whites + mirin to cut the egginess. Strawberry syrup made by blending, straining cooking down with sugar (done in the afternoon) incorporated into batter.
#Blessed with #Strawberry #Cake
#Food #Cooking #Baking
If you have a baby in the United States (I mean child birth), and nothing goes wrong and you go all natural and don't use much during birth, then you will have about a $25,000.00 hospital bill. If you have good insurance, then you will only have to pay about $5,000.00 out of pocket. And no family leave. Congratulations! #Blessed
watching this tiktok about how a woman with chronic pain dresses to go to a doctor's appointment and suddenly feeling #blessed that *my* life imploded towards the beginning of COVID
outfits for the doctor's office? ma'am, I was not leaving my home for weeks or months at a time
*I* only had to dress respectable from the neck up
https://www.tiktok.com/@alexfeelsbetter/video/7207847179803692334