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@ierdwyfke Just making sure heβs still dead, I guess. π #CatsAreAssholes
Set up the fountain I bought at the cat show today. Mochi was there at once, sticking his paw in it, and then wondering why he got wet...
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Wayne rarely sits or sleeps IN boxes, though he'll often sit on top of them. We think this is due to him having been inhumanely confined as a kitten, before we got him (wrapping him in a towel will send him into a panic).
So, why was he sleeping in this box? Well, because Kris needed the box to ship something out that day, of course.
My #cat was eating the leaves on my desk plant so I took the plant away and put it on the other side of my desk. The cat looked at me and walked over to my pen and shoved it off the desk.
Got some cat toys in the mail today, ultra cheap plastic springs. Mochi is IN LOVE! They have just the right bounce and are easy to carry. Of course he prefers the pink one π
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Mochi is very interested in #gaming and especially old #supermario games with lots of weird sounds and movements. If you put on a YouTube clip for him he will watch the whole thing.
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Happy Birthday Mochi, 2 years old today! As you can see, he is terribly excited about this big event.
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Tried to do a bit of #knitting, but His Meowesty King Rufus of Everything had other ideas...
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#Unpacking with cats around can be a bit complicated. This was the stuff that wasn't too dirty not to use again, but with a coating of cat hair it all ended in the #laundry anyway.
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You'll never eat alone...
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These two are finally figuring out their friendship and common life goals.
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Little shit has figured out the mantle piece and went to investigate the girls empty rat cage, (he likes sleeping in the empty cages!).
Now he is just sitting there staring at me, showing me who is boss!


Took Rufus for a #walk today. Didn't get far, he wasn't interested in getting his feet #cold, but when he saw these two lovely dogs he had to go say hi. Because that is just how Rufus works, all #dogs are #friends, and all friends need a #hug.
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We are all just waiting for the #puppies to be born right now. Some more than others... I don't expect this guy to understand what hits him, even when he is put to the task of cat-proofing the little buggers. Mochi is all kinds of #stupid (and then some), but there is not a mean bone in his body, so I definitely trust him with puppysitting.
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Every time Tibbs is in my crafts room he paws at his reflection in the shiny wall mounted heater. It used to hang in our living room before we moved, where it was ignored by His Meowesty so why it suddenly is something he has to act out on it now is a mystery to me. Tibbs is a very very weird cat...
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The new batch of Felineosophy books have arrived from the printers π I've also got an order for more Catpasity books coming in, but that book is available on Amazon both printed copies and for Kindle (Felineosophy can only be bought as a printed book directly from me)
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There wasn't really a lap here, but he made it so anyway...
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Rufus is contemplating using the cat flap. It's a 50/50 chance of him being vise enough to stay inside. Trips outside are short at least ;P
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Baloo was not a very brave outdoor cat today. His GPS never got outside of our wireless network. It is snowing like CRAZY today.
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I'm trying to remove Christmas from the house, Mochi is not very helpful...
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Rufus is ready to pounce on 2023!
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I bought a sheep-peel for one of my chairs in my crafts rooms downstairs (the room without heated floors), and while some of my friends thought I had skinned one of my cats, others thought here was a big dog sitting there. I think a lot of my friends needs new glasses/less crazy imaginations ;P
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My first cat book, Catpasity, is in the top 100 Pet Cat books on Amazon, that's fun! =)
https://www.amazon.com/Catpasity-Lexidh-Solstad-ebook/dp/B01LZVELIP/
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Christmas eve has come and gone, and mostly it's been about what I've been giving, and everyone we gave gifts to this year got this book! It will be published on Amazon for Kindle on January 10th!
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Mochi LOVES Tuva!
Tuva is scared stiff...
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Baloo came home at the same time as I did today. I brought pizza, he brought a mouse.
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So, Rufus... I see someone has given you a nice scratch on your little nose. Doesn't matter what you say, you definitely deserved it, I'm sure.
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The cat-gang got some new puzzle toys today (meant for dogs). They haven't really figured out the big one, the little one was easier.
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Microwave Appreciation Society
I have no idea what they thought I had in there. Definitely not the actual content; chocolate.
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"Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, your ornaments are history"
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Rufus loooooves boxes. Most cats do, but Rufus has lived a big chunk of his life with boxes everywhere (it took us forever to move because of reasons), so you'd think the novelty would wear off. Nope!
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Best place in the house! We have been away for a bit, and
it wasn't exactly warm in the house when we got back home. Rectifying this now!
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I could not have asked for a better cat and challenge than Rufus. He is just what I need. He is my tormentor, my #teddybear and my boss. At 7 years old he is slowing down, and spending a heck of a lot more time in bed with me. Almost to the point that it is too much. But you know, I could NEVER kick him out!
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It was not his turn with the brain cell...
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Got some cuddle time in with my old neighbor Leo today, while waiting for his human. He was so happy he drooled ;P
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