This #Caturday we put up a new Christmas ornament; we saw it and couldn't resist.
Whisper: I don’t smell meat.
Dexy: No cheese detected either.
Whisper: What is he eating?
Dexy: The container lid says hummus.
Whisper: What’s that, some kind of ham?
Dexy: I’m afraid not.
Whisper: Wait, you can read!?
Dexy: You can’t?
It's Cat-ur-daaaayy! - (not) Marcy Playground
A bedraggled woman enters a fancy restaurant. "I'm so hungry please..." she says, and she is so thin and sad seeming the head waiter feels bad and sits her at a table in the break room bringing her some dinner rolls with butter and that day's stew.
She looks at the food, as if in disbelief. Then she looks up at the head waiter "You don't ... have any steak or caviar or anything? Maybe some scampi in butter?" She says.
Grab a paper bag. Turn around cat enters bag. #caturday
This is cinnamon swirl due to marking that looks like icing on a pastry.
A couple weeks ago we got a new tower for the cats as the old one was getting worn. It feels like we bought them a castle.