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#crazy

cris
4 days ago

Wohuuoo?! Echt jetzt? Ihr habt den Baum da mitsamt Wurzeln in nen Topf getan, um ihn in eure komische Höhle reinzustellen? Und nach n paar Wochen pflanzt ihr den dann draußen wieder ein? Wer macht den sowas??? Sammelt besser Nüsse, und gebt mir was davon ab! So haben wir alle eine gute Zeit miteinander.

#Eichhörnchen #Weihnachten #Weihnachtsbaum #plantatree #crazy-x-mas

Eichhörnchen muss sich wundern.
Souler
5 days ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_T5wg3VTHw

#alticeps #electrohouse #souler #wasia #lost #heart #crazy #trip #electronic

Ostatnio u mnie na posiadówce zapytałem się mojej przyjaciółki Wasi (Patrycji) czy by nie chciała zobaczyć jak wygląda tworzenie muzyki i czy by nie chciała się pobawić. Przygotowałem dźwięki i pokazałem jak się układa klocki. Od dźwięku do dźwięku z moją pomocą zrobiliśmy wspólnie electro-house'owy utwór.

Zachęcam do odsłuchania!

Pozdro!

Starry Starry Knight
1 week ago

Hal tried real hard to #secure #funding for his #crazy new #microbrewery #idea but the #loan #officer was all tap doubt... 🤩

Rainer
1 week ago

Völlig verwirrend. Eine Fahrspur im Himmel? Ich glaube keiner Linse mehr.

#schwarzweißfoto #foto #fotoMonday #photography #blackandwhite #winter #crazy #mywork

Ein Schwarzweißfoto. Durch die Äste zweier Bäume, im Winter, ist eine tief eingedrückte Fahrspur auf einer leicht verschneiten Wiese zu sehen. Es sieht fast so aus, als wäre die Fahrspur am Himmel und nicht auf der Wiese.
LOVE NBA
1 week ago

https://www.lovenba.com/1208370/ Cooper Flagg Faces SHIFTY 9TH GRADER! Montverde Gets TESTED By #1 Team In Texas, Duncanville! #Ballislife #Basketball #BasketballVideos #Crazy #mixtape #nasty

The Coding Beard
1 week ago

@radley I can only imagine. I fully believe that everyone (by law) should need to work in a customer facing job at some point so that as a #society we can all dial back some of the #crazy behavior we see in #retail.

Pyperhaylie
2 weeks ago

I love the Tom Cardo song "Red Flags" and so does this commissioner! When he came to me asking if i could do a silly picture of the redhead from the music video all crazy and in the social room listening to the radio, i couldn't resist xDDD

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#Human #centipede #redhead #ginger #crazy #insane #fish #tomcardy #fanart

faraiwe
3 weeks ago
Lobster
3 weeks ago

:lobster: Dear Free Friends,

Yesterday I was #batter around my #pollock, shallow fry. With cabbage and onion and baked potato. So now it is breakfast.

There be oats in them there brekkies/hills …

It is with all this and much more in my limited bran/brain/membrane of reality, that I farce the day … without a face. I am the monster on the shoulder of wolves. The Giant of heads others stand off from.

Believe in spicy batter/banter/better bits of data on your Edge on.

I am the sense. In #crazy #world. The T in X-treme dream. The one more #Oneder … of the world of Cat A Tonic … :ablobdevil: :GoldCrystalHeart: :ablobcatcoffee:

Master Scorp
4 weeks ago

Looking for unusual, crazy gift ideas this year? I travel the country and discover crazy things that you can get yourself! Check it out!!!
#shopping #funny #silly #crazy

2023 sure is full of #crazy ..
1 months left ...

I feel like the things that are happening right now are the reason we'll sound #crazy to #young people one day

#old

Chupacabra 78704
1 month ago

Things i’ve heard recently.

Israeli Heritage Minister Amichai Eliyahu (Otzma Yehudit), who said that dropping a nuclear bomb on the Gaza Strip is an option.

#trump is leading in 5 Swing states

My old comfortable couch was thrown out for a new Green one. My least favorite color #Eagles
Pick your battles young men i said nothing even helped put it on the curb.

Speaking of NY #giants 😱😳😩

#News #crazy #life #nfl

Zohan 🇨🇦🔐
1 month ago

In case you missed it...
North Korea elected to World Health Organization executive board... #worldnews #crazy #who

https://www.foxnews.com/world/north-korea-elected-who-executive-board

ShelliFitzArtist
1 month ago

Happy to have sold my crazy old bat design on a couple of hoodies recently! Thanks to the buyer in WV.

Find it here> https://www.zazzle.com/crazy_old_bat_funny_batty_humor_for_cranky_women_sweatshirt-235999178004681648

#bats #crazy #oldbat #vintage #hoodie #design #gifts #FediGiftShop #vampirebat #gothic

Image of a black hoodie sweatshirt with Gothic vintage bat and the phrase "Crazy Old Bat" in old English fancy font.
C.
1 month ago

@HopelessDemigod

So Canada should welcome (by your assertion...) more-crazy #Americans to Canada?

I think we have enough #crazy without #importing more of it. 😂

MuSociety(Bam Dorner):flute:
1 month ago

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PSP stepDelay (former PSP CM Delay) is a creative delay plug-in designed to provide a wide range of sounds from lush analog tape delays to crazy modulated ping-pongs. Realistic tap

https://testblog.music-society.de/pspaudioware-psp-stepdelay-v1-0-0-x64-vst-vst3-au-aax-win-mac-free/vst-vst3-aax-au/musicus/

#AAX #Analog #AU #crazy #delay #Emulation #free #Host #Intel #MacOS #Saturation #Tape #VST #VST3 #Windows #x64

Charlie ❤️ Hotgirl
1 month ago

Quand même vous êtes pas ultra causant les gars, les filles
Vous allez bien ?
Vous êtes vivants ?
Vous avez des trucs à partager ?
#question #erotic #crazy #world #smile

Meine Güte… ist das echt die Generation, die unsere AHV bezahlen sollte?!
Ich sehe jetzt schon meine Pension davonschwimmen…

#Arbeit #Work #Worklifebalance #GenerationZ #GenZ #crazy

https://www.blick.ch/ausland/acht-stunden-sind-einfach-verrueckt-influencerin-bricht-nach-erstem-arbeitstag-in-traenen-aus-id19085124.html

Doc Snyder
1 month ago
DotardTed 🇺🇸 :verified:
2 months ago

. #dNews #News #crazy #crash

This looks almost like a movie stunt. I wonder what he was carrying?

Kay369
2 months ago

In the #crazy world of #online #dating....I love developing my own theories...so indulge me and tell me; do you have a #footfetish No #judgement...just #curiosity and #open to all.

More crazy in Florida!

Florida driver swings machete in road rage incident

#Florida #crazy #RoadRage

https://news.yahoo.com/fl-driver-swings-machete-road-150021664.html

Es gibt Leute, die essen alles, in kürzeren Abständen nacheinander oder miteinander.

Dann gibt es Leute, die essen/trinken ein halbes Jahr dies, dann - weil es irgend ein/e Influencer/in sagt - wieder ein halbes Jahr was anderes.

Unterm Strich: über die Lebenszeit gesehen, haben dann wohl alle dasselbe gefuttert, nur hatten die in der ersten Gruppe mehr Genuss 😁… oder nicht?

(Selleriesaft-Welle lässt grüssen 🤢)

#essen #diät #diet #food #crazy

C.
2 months ago

I don't know what the hell vein of #opprobrium I accidentally stuck my pickaxe into, but my little post about #Patreon turning their new #privacy-#invasion settings back on after I had explicitly turned them off (because they're on-by-default, natch) has gone ... #crazy.

Like annoyed-primate crazy.

It started getting constant boosts and favourites almost immediately, and hasn't stopped since. I've had I-don't-know-how-many hundreds of notifications and they're still rolling in ...

Nando161
2 months ago

yes, #crazy #horror #gore #fanatic with a #bloodlust here... do not fuck with #me or my #family... you've been #warned, i will #eat you! :antifa_100:

meganisalanis
2 months ago

@firstdogonthemoon I learned more than I thought I needed to know about these critters when their chicks were wandering in a similar spot as my dog and I...
#attacked #crazy #birdwatching #eek

Matthew Campbell
2 months ago

Wow! M series Macs are super on battery life. I’ve had this thing on for a good three or 4 hours and counting, and it’s only dropped to 88%. There was even a software update to Sonoma thrown in there. #Crazy

The Cross-Cultural Nerd
2 months ago

First Crazy Food video in a while! I found some crackers that supposedly tasted like one of my favorite Chinese dishes and had to try! #crazy #food #foodie #foodlover #snacks #crackers #chinesefood #China #chinalife

https://youtu.be/AlLQq71-00s

Mojo ♻️
2 months ago

@sister_ratched I’d also question the need for apartments over houses. Why ? No shortage of land….. #crazy #canberra #developers #propertylobby

GRC
2 months ago

#photo #photos #urban #climb #climbing #freeclimbing #crane #city #experience #night #nightphoto #nightphotos #above #below #anonymous
#anonymousmask #hoodie #up #high #heights #Height #down #crazy #Tuesday #wednesday

Yesterday night, I climbed this crane and it was fun, but also exhausting(too much to free climb). The view and the experience was amazing.

I know it is crazy thing to do😜, but I will say:
Life is short, experience more😉

Nothing artistic in this, just sharing my experience😊

The crane from the ground
A selfie of me wearing my anonymous mask and my hoodie (I don't want to show my face yet) and the crane as background.
A photograph that shows the height between me/crane and the ground. Also it shows my feet that were balancing my body to the crane.
The edge of the crane and far away is the big city.

@IAmDannyBoling

… a friend of mine liked this so much, so he created the same sticker in solidarity :0540:

#Tesla #ElonMusk #crazy

A Tesla car with a magnetic player saying:

I BOUGHT THIS BEFORE
WE KNEW ELON WAS CRAZY
Draco From Gatorbox
3 months ago

Getting ready to stumble through Kirby's Adventure on the NES using a Xbox 360 light gun as my controller. If that sounds like a good time to you come hang out!

https://twitch.tv/gatorbox

#stream #twitch #crazy #kirby

Anthony Stevens
3 months ago

Fun fact of the day:
Norwegians use the word "Texas" as slang to describe something that is crazy or out of control. For example: "This party is Texas!"
#Texas #crazy

BeAware :verified420:
3 months ago

@Stoned_Deva_ #weird #crazy #adhd person that posts lots of #aiart and spends way too much damn time on #mastodon?🤣at least you got it right!

C.
3 months ago

@lauren

@cstross has mentioned frequently that this crazypants timeline we find ourselves in has made it effectively impossible to continue his near-future Scottish police procedural series.

I think he once said he would pick it up again when the world returned to sanity, but ... at least he's still writing other stuff. 😂

#scifi #sf #timeline #crazy

Lisa S Baker
3 months ago

I know we are no where near Christmas, heck we are no where near Halloween but I couldn't resist sharing crazy chicken, he's been hitting the eggnog already. ha ha. Happy Wednesday! 🤪

get it here: https://1-lisas-baker.pixels.com/featured/crazy-christmas-chicken-lisa-s-baker.html

#chicken #christmas #crazy #goofy #chickens #chickenlovers #birds #birdlovers #art #artwork #arte #homedecor #mastodon #mastoart #fediverse #AYearforArt #funart #smile #silly #artmatters #mastochicken

A painting of a goofy chicken dressed up for Christmas.
esty
3 months ago

the thing about #fedi is that there aren’t enough lunatics. Where are the #crazy girls posting about their unhealthy obsessive #relationships . the addicts. the kleptos. that one guy from tiktok that thinks he’s the reincarnation of H—ler.

what we need is clinical insanity on this lovely federated platform it’s what makes the hoes stick around

#live #laugh #love #drama

@GrrlScientist 10 or 15 years ago as a visitor to Palm Springs, I saw much automatic watering not hitting the plants on the main drag, just dribbling onto the sidewalk and yet there were notices on the tables at the hotel suggesting patrons not ask for water to drink. #crazy.

GhostOnTheHalfShell
4 months ago

Levels of #crazy today are not sufficient to make the universe continue to function.

Please contribute a valid amount of crazy as soon as possible to sustain our existence.

Thank you.

(FWIW, I'm already doing more than my fair share today.)

8rix_official
4 months ago

Legoland Billund? Yes please

#lego #afol #crazy #joyful #lifeachievement

A guy under a yellow rain poncho taking a selfie in front of the entrance of the Lego Movie part of the Legoland park

So. Yeah. #Storytime.

Over the years I've been known to call up various friends & mention to them that I was going to do something #crazy, like idk... peddle a bike 100 miles through #DeathValley. they, also being crazy, join the "fun"

So... my dad (who rode the Death Valley century with me, @badgerops & @jesseops) called me a few days ago.

For context you need to understand I hate swimming & running. I've always said I'd do an #Ironman if it weren't for all the swimming & running. (1/?)

ALBI
4 months ago

They're coming to take me away, hoohoo heehee haahaa!!
#fox #silly #crazy #toony

Tirrel put me in a straightjacket
CynBlogger™️
4 months ago

If all of us who have filtered ‘Twitter’ from our timeline feed now want to filter ‘X’, our new feed will look like all the hilarious results from #rebrandedwithnox on #HashtagGames.

I’m going to get as sick of the letter X as I am of the asshole who made the ‘executive decision’ to rebrand.

Wasn’t he going to Mark, or somewhere?

#elonmusk
#crazy

🔔 Crazy Idea 🔔 When Musk inevitably directs the skeleton of Twitter into the grave of bankruptcy a cooperative of Mastodon admins buys the rights to the user accounts for $1 and redeploys them on Mastodon instance(s). I realize this is a crazy, possibly stupid, and definitely totally unreaistic idea but it's #caturday so.... meh... just be grateful you have the privilege of seeing this picture. 😹😼#TwitterMigration #Musk #Twitter #Mastodon #DumpElon
#Crazy #Catsodon #CatsOfMastodon #Whiskers

A black cat lies on a couch with her backside facing the camera. She is lying on her side with feet to the right. She is looking back toward the camera with a look of disdain.
Rubber BouToy
5 months ago

Commission I got from https://twitter.com/jac_fox on august 23rd 2022. Part of their gremlins commission opening.

Do not feed the Kooda after midnight if you don’t want all your electronics disassembled!

Original post is: https://t.me/Hyperion_hangar_42/5927

#MastoArt #FurryArt #otter #gremlin #wrench #crazy #cartoon

A crazy cartoon otter gremlin, on all fours, holding a wrench in their maw, wagging, saying “I is AM TEH good FiXeR! *wag WAG*
Dave Spector
6 months ago

In case you harbored any remaining fantasies that #JackDorsey is anything other than a #crazy, #RightWing #nutjob who will use his billions for everything BUT the common good, this should set you straight … if not, you really need to examine your own priorities:

https://fortune.com/2023/06/04/jack-dorsey-endorses-bitcoin-advocate-robert-f-kennedy-jr-for-president-predicts-win/

Mircea Kitsune
6 months ago

https://youtube.com/watch?v=MO9_GFI0gQY

Discovered this masterpiece of sheer madness by accident. Beware it will break your brain, if you think you've seen internet hell you were so wrong. Really hope the creator is still around and planning to make more... I understand she went neo-Nazi and the usual platforms banned her, hopefully she can continue this series even without trash like Patreon: This is the true internet I recognize and love ❤️

#2d #cgi #animation #furry #nsfw #crazy #wtf #cringe

Manni_P :mastolove:
6 months ago

{#Greta #Thunberg Retweeted
#StevenDonziger
#SDonziger
https://twitter.com/SDonziger/status/1661687569589891073
12h
BREAKING: German police are staging the world's first nationwide raid on climate activists. The goal: shut down a group called "Last Generation" that engages in peaceful protest to save the planet.

Will they also arrest the fossil fuel executives?
https://t.co/W5RxXfmDmq }
#Weedmob:#Cannabis #Gerechtigkeit #Grundgesetz #lastgeneration #fff #climatecrisis #hanfhilft #hemp #nutzhanf #scholz #completelycrazy #crazy

Bildschirmfoto Twitter Greta Thunberg

BBC NEWS Meldung
Meldung in Englisch, dass deutsche Polizei bundesweite Razzien bei Kilmaaktivist:innen der "Letzten Generation"  durchführte und auch Gelder beschlagnahmte. Man sieht eine Szene, wie Polizisten mit Werkzeug versuchen eine Aktivistin, die auf der Straße festgeklebt ist, zu entfernen. Mit Hammer und Meißel. Die Aktivistin trägt eine Warnweste und eine Schutzbrille. Die Polizisten sind bewaffnet. Im Hintergrund verschwimmen in der Unschärfe Autos und Personen.

German police raid climate activists who blocked traffic

Last Generation activists have blocked traffic and even defaced paintings in museums as part of their campaign
By Damien McGuinness in Berlin & Paul Kirby in London
BBC News

German police have carried out raids in seven states in a probe into climate campaigners suspected of forming or backing a criminal group because of their controversial activities.

Among those raided was Last Generation spokeswoman Carla Hinrichs, whose door was broken down by armed police while she was in bed, the group said.

For months Last Generation has disrupted traffic in German cities.

Chancellor Olaf Scholz has condemned their campaign as "completely crazy".

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-65693412

> "The worst thing to call somebody is #crazy
It's dismissive, I don't understand this person so he's crazy
That's bullshit, these people are not crazy, they're strong people
Maybe their environment is a little sick." - Dave Chappelle
"Black people don't know a goddamn thing about therapy." - #Self
Capital STEEZ, Tyheim, Chester Bennington
Rest in peace my strong friends

Anyone have any #ethical ways to chase #mockingbirds away? Apparently they're also protected. Making me #crazy though
#birds

Ido 🚴🏼
8 months ago

$FRC after they got (another) $30B of cash last week.
#crazy

Ihthisham
10 months ago

That still was not enough to convince some critics, however.

Despite state testimony, critics argued there was no evidence presented to demonstrate Wyoming was facing any statistical uptick of coerced marriages, making the passage of any bill a moot point with no clear rationale to support it.

"In the House committee, there was no testimony weighing the trade-off of parental rights over against any 'significant issue' with child marriage in Wyoming," Wyoming Family Watch argued in its letter.

"To the contrary, the sponsor of the bill openly admitted that 'it is not what we would call a problem in this state.' On average 20 marriages per year under 18 and under in Wyoming. There was no testimony about the factual number under 16. Nor was there any testimony about why under 16 years old there should be no judicial exceptions," the group added.

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#crazy #politics #religion #Republican #Democrats

@mattdsteele

This is the kind of Comms you get when the #MARCOM & The Comms teams get laid off.

#ChocoTaco🍫+🌮- #MARCOM = #Crazy #fines #globally 🕸️🕷️🌐🤦‍♂️
💰💸💸💸💸💰

Paul Jacobson
11 months ago

@paul@tapbots.social what do you even do in this situation? Wait for some sort of smoke signal, hoping for the best? #crazy

Iva
11 months ago

🌞🐝

Bee gathering pollen in my garden today.
She should be sleeping till Spring. This is crazy 🙄
.
#photography #nature #bee #crazy
.

Capture of a bee on a dandelion in my garden on the first day of January 2023.
Scott Hanson
11 months ago

We wrote a horrible business plan for December 2022. We expected sales to be up 11.4% from last year, in reality it was 28.9%. #crazy Sun, 01 Jan 2023 09:19:18 GMT

Keith J Chouinard :verified:
1 year ago

Much of my #life I have been stomped on and belittled by those that lack the #sensoryawareness of the #experiences I have had in this life. If I #dare #speak about what I experience they #assume I am #crazy when in truth they fail to #see beyond their own #projections of #confusion and or #sensory #ignorance - Many allow this #abuse to #silence them and then #society at large loses greatly in its #abilities of greater #consciousness and the person being abused often suffers in silence

Petra van Cronenburg
1 year ago

I like it very much when #SciComm gets #wild and #crazy.🤓 Why should I tell people bone-dry #complicated stuff, with #unpronounceably complicated #Latin names? The #solution? I #interview the stuff.

Listen to possibly the world's first interview with a rather cheeky #bacterial #blob!

Insiders will notice that I definitely watch #DrWho too often.😎
If you like it there's a whole blob of a #podcast episode of #NatureMatchCuts ▶️ https://naturematchcuts.net #fungi #sporespondence #microorganism

audio clip from my podcast NatureMatchCuts with a bacteria blob speaking
Paul Jacobson
1 year ago

@kathygriffin You're assuming that the two years following the 2024 elections will somehow be rational, calming, and a relief from the #Crazy that the world has experienced since ±2016?

https://media.giphy.com/media/zYEg3iFhP7Ily/giphy.gif

Eddy Cascade 🦣
1 year ago

Years ago, I was looking for a word/concept that summed up everything, but really everything. Practically my personal word of the decade.
It is not "42" but: "ABSURD".

no matter what news, local or geo-political I hear & read this year.... "ABSURD" still applies in full!

#ABSURD
#absurd, #antinomic, #irrational, #crazy, #confused, #illogical, #nonsensical, #unreasonable