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#dating

Your Autistic Life
2 hours ago

Someone matched with me. I said I hope you're not freaked out by polyamory, and they disappeared, like 20 minutes later, without saying anything.

I wish people would read my damn profile, and not match with me when they see something problematic.

Though, I guess it is possible that they are a scammer. They decided to match with me first. Then looked me up in their database and saw that I'm impervious to scams and decided to unmatch.

I recently changed some of my profile pictures... and maybe that makes detecting me harder??? 🤷

#dating #DatingProfile #polyamory #scammers

Augsburger Allgemeine | inoffiziell
5 hours ago
Der Vorsitzende der Sozialfraktion im Augsburger Stadtrat engagiert sich vor allem für Wirtschaftsthemen. Daneben fordert er mehr Engagement des Freistaats in Sachen Nahverkehr.#Sozialfraktion #Industriestandort #Wirtschaftsthema #Freistaat #Dating #SPD #FlorianFreund #Augsburg
Augsburg: Florian Freund (SPD): "Wir müssen Augsburg als Industriestandort stärken"
Georgette Tan
15 hours ago

Why is it that men I match with on #dating sites come at me with, "I'm the most boring person on the face of this planet, with no passions or interests or opinions. So what are you doing this weekend?"

Not you, obviously.

Günzburger Zeitung | inoffiziell
1 day ago
Ein 72-Jähriger aus dem Kreis Günzburg ist Opfer eines Internetbetrugs und gleichzeitig wegen Geldwäsche angezeigt. Er hält an "seiner Frau" fest – auch vor Gericht.#Internetbetrug #Geldwäsche #Dating #Coronavirus #Richter #Gericht #Amtsgericht #Kripo #PolizeipräsidiumSchwabenSüdWest #Polizei #Kenia #Günzburg #LandkreisGünzburg #Neu-Ulm
Landkreis Günzburg: Senior fällt auf "Ehefrau" aus Kenia herein und verliert 150.000 Euro
KubikPixel™
1 day ago

Ohkai... ich kann es noch nicht einordnen, ob es sehr ehrlich, etwas besonderes oder eigenartige Werbung ist. Nun ja, es erhält somit min. ihre gratis Medien-Erwähnung weltweit (jetzt auch von mir 🫣) und dies ist sehr wohl gewollt.

»Tinder mit 500-Dollar-Monatsabo«

❤️‍🩹 https://www.heise.de/news/Tinder-mit-500-Dollar-Monatsabo-9316292.html

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#tinder #dating #app #teuer #medien #abo #ios #apple #android #werbung

Kay369
2 days ago

I am debating on starting a #dating #diary...lol. All my friends love living vicariously through my dating stories lol

GregCocks
2 days ago

Guide To Figuring Out The Age Of An Undated World Map [xkcd]
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https://xkcd.com/1688/ <-- shared XKCD comic
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This xkcd comic (link above) features a handy flow chart that helps you figure out the age of an undated world map..
#GIS #spatial #mapping #cartography #cartographer #map #maps #ancientmap #globe #global #oldmaps #humour #humor #xkcd #comic #cartoon #dating #undated @xkcd

"Why Women Are Quietly Quitting Dating — And There’s Nothing We Can Do About It"

Guys, read this. Share with your buddies. I'm hearing this from lots of women: we just can't seem to be bothered to make the effort. And that will cost us. If it isn't already.

#menswork #menshealth #dating #relationships

https://flip.it/iG0Hmz

Girl on the Net
3 days ago

"This man fucked me like he *meant it*. And oh God, put me out of my misery now please: if this man turns out not to mean it, I will shatter."

NEW blog, in which I fall face-first into a man, and @stuart_cb manages to capture that exact scared/soft feeling you get when you think you really like someone...

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/last-nights-fucking/ #dating #relationships #sex #feelings

Share it if you like it, pls. I pay my bills with this vulnerability.

Two people lie in bed. On the right, he is asleep - looking peaceful but distant, like a stranger who could go either way. On the left, she has her head turned and eyes open to stare at him. Her hand is on her heart and her eyes are so full of hope and nervousness, but mostly hope.
Your Autistic Life
3 days ago

Okay, so I've been chatting with a lady on FetLife for a few days. I'm purring on all cylinders.

She's not a flake. She's not a fake. She is neurodivergent, not sure what type. We're on the same page regarding THC consumption.

We agreed to wait until my return from Montréal to meet.

What's not to love?

(On that topic, we also agree on the usage of the verb "to love." We use it more expansively than what Hollywood suggests.)

#dating #love

Megan (hi)
3 days ago

This might be the kindest way I've ever been let down, and I'm still flummoxed. I'm up front about all deal breakers and they matched with me first. :blobwaitwhat:

Did a miss a cue? Was it something I said?

#dating #lgbtqiaplus #wlw #onlinedating

Screen shot of a conversation on Facebook dating. 

Potential date, responding to prior message: Likewise, friends too, but ultimately looking for my person. How old is your kiddo? 

Me: They're 8. (Smiling with hearts emoji) I call them "Little Elfkin" online and they switched to "they/them" pronouns over the summer. 

Me, new message: I noticed you're up in (redacted) and Ace. What are you looking for in your next relationship? 

Them, response: I'm not exactly Ave, I just got sick of married het couples in my inbox. I should edit that. I live north of (redacted). We won't be a good fit, good luck to you, I am sure your person is out there!

Me, final response: Hey thanks, you too
Matt :idic: 🌌
4 days ago

if #tinder were a secret Turing test farm for training chat bots, would we notice?

#dating

Your Autistic Life
4 days ago

Seen in a dating profile:

"I got one crotch goblin."

:catthinking:

What's a crotch goblin? Are you trying to tell me you got crabs? And only one of them?

She continues:

"He comes first."

Wait? You're going to prioritize your one crab over me? Did you also name him, and bring him gifts, or something?

:headache:

(Okay, I know what a crotch goblin is... but why not say "kid" or "boy" or something less derogatory. It also saves space that you can use to put more stuff in your profile.)

#dating #DatingProfile #crabs #CrotchGoblin

Your Autistic Life
4 days ago

Seen in a dating profile:

"I like to make friends with boys who have the same interests, hobbies, sense of responsibility and self-motivation."

This is it. What interests? What hobbies? Who knows?

I'm sure this person is a scammer. I cannot *prove* it, though.

#dating #scammer

Pachacutec
5 days ago

I wrote a sweet, sad, pretty, ultimately hopeful ballad for anyone who has ever gone through, or is going through, a tough breakup.

Please check out Not Mine Anymore as my pre-release demo and let me know if you like it. If you do, please share it and that will encourage me to write more songs.

Thanks! Have a great weekend.
#guitar #music #songwriting #musicproduction #Relationships #love #dating #LGBTQ

https://soundcloud.com/user-457303967-935193891/not-mine-anymore?si=e7708444b660421893caaf6c6d9d911b&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

DOWN Dating App
5 days ago

Remember Bang With Friends? The app that lets your friends know if you want to bang with them or not?
Well, that was us! We've been reborn.

More to the story from our founder:

#dating

https://entrepreneurshandbook.co/the-bang-with-friends-story-under-the-covers-77f757bdb822

CoastalCoasting
5 days ago

Know anyone who is still masking or working to avoid covid to some degree? Maybe they feel more isolated or limited socially, and having more social options that match their precautions would help.

There's a free "Covid Conscious" friends and dating match system beginning. Open to all walks of life.

It's launching in Oregon, while also offering to help anyone who wants to start their own local group anywhere else.

A community building niche for people who struggle to find others will do a lot of people some good, please spread the word.

https://covidconsciousdatingpdx.squarespace.com/

#longcovid #mask #covid #community #vaccine #friends #dating #social #leftbehind #health #mentalhealth #medlibs #MedMastadon #covid19

sgt1372
6 days ago

#Dating #Seniors

I'm a senior who has been "looking" for a new SO pretty much w/o success for the past year and, yes, I've been "anti-ghosted" and have returned the favor.

Don't know if it's just being a "senior" but people my age don't seem to have a problem telling it "like it is" and I think life is better when you do.

It just needs to be done "gently." 😉

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/what-is-anti-ghosting-text-dating_l_6504aa47e4b05e98accb0319

Your Autistic Life
1 week ago

Why is this guy hitting on me?

:catthinking:

Is it because he's autistic?

:catthinking:

Or because he's from Montréal?

#dating #autistic #Montréal

Megan (hi)
1 week ago

Playing with this filter..I could be someone's big titty goth girlfriend. #BTGG #LGBTQIA #WLW #Dating #AI #TikTok #Filters

Screen shot of me, reclined against a big white blanket. I'm dressed in black with my hair pulled back. There's an obvious filter that's applied fake lashes and dark dramatic eye shadow. My skin is artificially smooth and there are cartoonish piercings added to my nose, lip, and face. The "big titty" comment is because the line of my cleavage in this shot goes nearly to my chin. Holy shit.
Sex Ed for Bi Guys :heart_bi:
1 week ago

Realizing you're attracted to multiple genders means you might end up #dating people whose #gender is different from what you're used to. Many #bisexual and bi+ #men find that challenging, whether they've dated people before or not. Here's a guide to finding your bearings in the dating world.

https://sexedforbiguys.com/2023/07/06/dating-people-of-all-genders-the-genuine-way/

Sexabled
1 week ago

Wie viele 🚩🚩🚩 kann ein cis Dude eigentlich in eine Message packen. Jedenfalls würde ich behaupten er ist ein 100% biologisches Arschloch.

Irgendwie würde ich die Message, inklusive seiner Bilder, ja gerne seiner Freundin zukommen lassen.

#dating #datingapp

Ein random cis Dude schreibt auf einer Dating-App: Willst du das sexy Girl sein, mit dem ich meiner 100% biologisch weiblichen Freundin heimlich fremdgehe? 

Meine Antwort: Nein.
Your Autistic Life
1 week ago

Seen in a dating profile:

"Looking for someone whose kinks align with mine."

There's plenty of space to list kinks, but none are mentioned.

In other words "piss away a ping on me and hope that our kinks align."

:headache:

#dating #DatingProfile

AI6YR
1 week ago

Just a reminder from #Futurama about the perils of #robot #dating to #civilization (aka as dating #AI #girlfriends) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuQqlhqAUuQ

"Young Republicans can’t get a date — or a clue as to why"

"Many men are facing real problems related to growing income inequality and a refusal of state and local governments refusing to invest in job retraining and social and emotional learning programs for primary school-age boys. But instead of blaming women for this situation, Republican men who can’t get a date need to realize that it’s their own party that’s holding them back."

#dating #menswork #menshealth

https://flip.it/U.-A70p

Feeld Has A Privacy Problem

I wouldn’t call it a major problem, but it is a problem nonetheless. I tell you how I solve it for myself.

#relationships #dating #feeld #privacy

https://medium.com/terminal-impalas-flying-circus/feeld-has-a-privacy-problem-50990f10c486

Your Autistic Life
1 week ago

Perfect profile, specifically wants what I can offer, except that they also want monogamy.

People think into BDSM = poly. No, not by a long shot.

#dating #DatingProfile #polyamory #monogamy

The Warlock
1 week ago

@yourfutureex I do not envy you having to swim in the "dating pool". I know too well the double standards that women face. My sister went through a lot while dating. A few jerks had the misfortune to find me at their doorstep.

Bruh, If I'm visiting you, you've done something wrong to deserve it! LOL!

Hang in there! Not all the guys out there are knobs. Well... all the guys in your area might be. Hopefully you find someone nice!

#Dating #MenSuck #MeanBigBrother #DontMessWithMyLittleSister

Picture of an upset little girl and her angry brother. The caption reads: "My sister says you got her nose... you give it back now and nobody gets hurt."
Your Autistic Life
1 week ago

Seen in a dating profile:

"Searching for don..."

Oh, I saw Don. He was at the water cooler. :madjoy:

She probably meant "Dom."

#dating #DatingProfile

Steve Thompson
1 week ago

"Emoji dumping: how to say it’s over when you can’t be bothered with words"

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2023/sep/18/emoji-dumping-how-to-say-its-over-when-you-cant-be-bothered-with-words #dating #ghosting #emojing

"One in three online daters have been ditched by emoji. But what are the symbols that spell out ‘It’s not you, it’s me’?"

Your Autistic Life
1 week ago

Okay, so I came across a dating profile today, just before meditation. She was absolutely perfect, hitting all my buttons. I could have just liked her because she's paying for the service, but I instead pinged her, which costs me a little money.

Here's hoping for a reply.

You can probably guess that since I ran into her profile just before meditation, my meditation was pretty messed up. :madjoy:

#dating

I put on my sexy underwear for ya
#dating #whitelotus

two yangster on a date in a hotel restaurant
M. Fioretti
2 weeks ago

If anyone was to ask for some thoughts and tips on #dating #happiness in 2023, which I note they're not...

here they are (add yours, of course!)

https://mfioretti.substack.com/p/thoughts-and-tips-on-the-state-of

Alex
2 weeks ago

Lex est une application de petites annonces, pour les personnes queer (surtout lesbiennes et trans). Elle sert surtout d’application de rencontres amicales, amoureuses ou sexuelles et si elle n’est pas encore très connue en France, son format est pourtant hyper agréable et j’adorerais voir plus de gens l’utiliser !

Le fonctionnement de l’application

Les débuts se font très simplement : je m’inscris, je mets une photo si je veux, je me présente en une ou deux phrases, j’indique où je suis. À noter que malheureusement, l’application n’est pas traduite, c’est anglais obligatoire, mais bien sûr les gens peuvent poster en français.

Le haut du profilLa suite du profilOn peut publier notre biographie comme un post si on veut !

J’ai droit à deux filtres : un pour l’âge, un pour la distance maximum. Et là, je vois tous les posts qui ont été faits à l’intérieur de ces deux filtres : considérations existentielles, appels à retrouver quelqu’un qu’on a croisé dans la rue et à qui on n’a pas demandé son numéro, proposition de soirée…

Une capture d’écran de la timeline de l’application

La règle principale de l’application, c’est « No Creeps Allowed », et la modération est franchement solide : je n’ai jamais vu un seul message désobligeant. Par contre, j’ai croisé pas mal de faux comptes en réponse à mes messages, donc vérifiez leur localisation !

L’application est approuvée par la fondation Mozilla pour son respect de la vie privée et des informations personnelles. Il n’y a pas de version web.

Trois personnes que j’ai rencontrées sur Lex

Un mec trans m’a amené à ma première soirée drag king, c’était au bar À la folie à Paris. On s’est revus quelques fois dans l’année qui a suivi, mais je ne l’ai jamais suffisamment remercié de m’y avoir emmené : je n’aurais jamais osé seul et cette soirée-là m’a vraiment ouvert tout un monde de l’expérience queer.

Une personne non-binaire m’a proposé d’aller voir Batman au cinéma en mars 2022. J’ai pas aimé le film, mais j’ai beaucoup apprécié nos discussions avant et après ! Iel a créé un groupe d’escalade pour personnes queer après notre rencontre, parce qu’on avait parlé de notre difficulté à faire du sport (c’était avant que j’aille à Eaux’zons le genre). J’aime pas l’escalade, mais aux dernières nouvelles il y avait une bonne dizaine de membres dont pas mal de personnes trans et non-binaires et ça fait toujours super plaisir à voir.

Et puis enfin, il y a eu cette femme cis dont j’ai failli tomber amoureux. Elle était allemande, faisait un stage dans le coin. Elle a posté une bêtise sur Douglas Adam, j’ai répondu avec une bêtise sur Terry Pratchett, on est allé·es se promener ensemble dans Paris, prendre un verre à la Mutinerie évidemment, on a fait un pique-nique au parc Montsouris et on a brunché vegan un matin. Et puis elle est repartie, mais je pense encore à elle parfois.

(Bonus : je suis tombée sur une copine trans récemment out au gré des posts, ça m’a permis de lui écrire et on a passé des super soirées ensemble, y compris une au Elles Bar.)

Je vous conseille d’installer Lex et d’aller vous y présenter en français, même si vous êtes au milieu de nulle part. Vous verrez, il n’y a pas énormément de monde sur l’application en dehors de Paris, mais c’est à nous d’aller la remplir. L’application est super, ne reste plus qu’à être assez de monde dessus pour qu’elle devienne fabuleuse.

Publications similaires :

Son canapéLa ladiy*fest à BordeauxLe Elles BarLa médiathèque Glarner à Saint-Ouen

#amitiés #application #dating #rencontres

https://ungenreasoi.com/lex/

Your Autistic Life
2 weeks ago

Okay another #straight person liked me... this time with a ping.

#dating #scammers

Feature: Love, Loss, and Pig Butchering Scams https://www.wired.com/story/love-loss-and-pig-butchering-scams/ "Before long, the conversation turned to work. Bruce told her he was a partner at a venture capital firm but ran a crypto trading studio on the side. If Evelyn liked, he could introduce her to investing—starting small, with $4,000? Evelyn said that made her nervous, so they settled on half the amount." #scam #crypto #dating #romance

Your Autistic Life
2 weeks ago

Good grief! I keep attracting the #scammers. Another straight person liked me with an empty profile, and one picture.

:headache:

#dating

Your Autistic Life
2 weeks ago

I'm wondering if the #Feeld staff is on holiday today, because that #straight lady who I was sure is a scammer is still there.

There's always the off chance that nobody is biting, and thus she hasn't had a chance to reveal herself to be a scammer.

"Hey, I liked this guy, but I'm getting no traction... what to do... what to do?"

How about you fill up your profile, dumbass?

#dating #scammer

Girl on the Net
2 weeks ago

" If I genuinely like a guy, I don’t want to turn him into an awkward one-night-stand story or a horrible memory to block out later down the line."

One from this time last year about the importance of saying 'no'

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/saying-no-is-not-always-easy/ #Dating #Relationships #Consent

Your Autistic Life
2 weeks ago

I ran into the most terrible dating profile ever created:

* There's a name, a distance, and "39 Woman, Bisexual."

* One picture.

* The picture is solid black.

* No profile text whatsoever, no desires, no interests, nothing.

I'm wondering if someone is conducting a test. :catthinking:

"Let's create the most terrible profile we can think of and see how many fish we can catch!"

#dating #DatingProfile

Your Autistic Life
2 weeks ago

I just saw the perfect profile. Wow! I hope she responds. Yep, I spent a ping on her.

#dating #DatingProfile

Your Autistic Life
2 weeks ago

I passed on a girl this morning. Nice profile. Wanted an older man. However, she also wanted a sugar daddy. So, no.

You do you, but I've been able to have relationships without taking on that role.

#dating #SugarDaddy

Your Autistic Life
2 weeks ago

So the one girl that I matched with yesterday is still there but hasn't talked to me in like 17h. That does not look good.

Possibilities:

1. She had a grueling day at work.

2. She changed her mind.

3. She's a scammer that's been caught by the platform, and they are asking her to verify her identity.

Option 3 is a distinct possibility, I've had a few people with whom I matched. We talked, they went silent for a while, and then their account was deleted. (Yes, I can tell the difference between people unmatching from me, and people who get their account deleted.)

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I still have one of the straight person that liked me in my prospects (different from the person I'm talking about above0. I'm waiting for her to disappear into the ether when the platform decides that she's a scammer.

#dating #scammer

Your Autistic Life
2 weeks ago

Pro-tip: It is a good idea to check whether your dating pictures can be found with a reverse image search.

Why? Because when I find someone's pictures all over the web, I report them.

I've just done it for mine.

#dating #DatingProfile #ReverseImageSearch

Your Autistic Life
2 weeks ago

Well, the first #straight person that I identified as a scammer disappeared.

Was I right, or was I right?

#dating #scammer

Your Autistic Life
2 weeks ago

I know what I sound like. The fact of the matter, however, is that nothing good has ever happened for me when I matched with #straight people.

Ever!

I used to match with them, only to discover that they were scammers, crackpots, or some other nonsense. Nothing good ever came out of it.

I'm not saying no straight person can love a #pansexual man. My ex-wife is a case in point. However, these folks are rare.

#dating

Your Autistic Life
2 weeks ago

Yet another straight person who likes me. I'm thinking "scammer" again. A reverse picture search revealed nothing, so I'm keeping her in my likes without liking her, like the previous straight "person" who liked me.

We'll see what happens.

#dating

Your Autistic Life
2 weeks ago

On the topic of people looking like models...

I don't look like a model myself. I look more like some sort of unholy union of Wilford Brimley (RIP), Santa Claus, and... I don't know... a bearded guy younger, and a bit slimmer than the both of them. (I still got a gut, though.)

So when someone who looks like a model likes me, I go "dafuq???" I'll also say that none of my partners looked like models, yet they were absolutely ravishing to me.

Generally, I prefer people who don't look like models. I'm quite fine with imperfections, wrinkles, scars, guts, etc.

#dating #models

Your Autistic Life
2 weeks ago

"Chronic chain smoker..."

Thanks, that's all I needed to know. You do you, but I dated a smoker, who wasn't even *chain* smoking, and I'd rather not do this again.

#dating #DatingProfile

Your Autistic Life
2 weeks ago

So, a third straight person liked me today... and I'm not going to like her back.

A reverse image search yielded no results, but she looks like a model, and her profile does not intersect with mine at all.

I'm just letting her hang there and see what happens. I'll remind you that *retracting* a like is not a thing on #Feeld. So if she disappears either she deleted her account, or, more likely, she's a scammer.

#dating #DatingProfile

Your Autistic Life
2 weeks ago

"Let's see what I have in my likes... Hmm... yeah. He's good-looking. Let's look at the profile. Autistic. Hmm... Wait what? A heart attack *and* cancer. Jeez... does he think that I'm desperate? :catangry: Huge pass!!!"

No. I thought you were pretty, and you were hitting at least some of my boxes. 😕

#dating

Your Autistic Life
2 weeks ago

Okay, so then I matched with a girl, also #straight. We'll see how this one goes.

I checked all her profile pictures. She's not plastered all over the internet like some scammers are.

She wants me as a FWB.

I asked her about her experience with kink. No response yet.

I'll remind you that in the past, when I ran into scammers, asking about experience with kink is where a lot of them lost control of the narrative.

One scammer even decided to Google search it and plopped something they found on the internet as their answer. It sounded so stilted to me that I took a snapshot, asked Google Lens to extract the text, search for it, and bingo!

If you're a 20-something, and you start waxing poetic about your submissiveness, I'm going to look twice at your answer.

Impossible? No.

But unlikely? Yes, definitely.

#dating #DatingChat

Your Autistic Life
2 weeks ago

Look at me liking back a #straight person. I decided to take a chance, but experience with straight folks lead me to think that:

* She's going to unmatch right away.

* She's not going to unmatch right away, but she's a scammer.

We'll see...

#dating

Steve Thompson
2 weeks ago

‟Ghosting Has Gone Way Too Far”

https://www.esquire.com/lifestyle/a44978118/ghosting-etiquette-explained/ #relationships #texting #dating

‟When exactly did it become abnormal—rude, even—to expect a reply?”

Girl on the Net
2 weeks ago

The hottest moments in my life haven't come just from ticking weird kinks off an arbitrary bucket list.

My favourite sex stories - kinky or otherwise - grow from intimacy.

Today's blog:

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/connect-with-this/

#SexBlog #intimacy #connection #relationships #dating

Guy sitting on sofa fully-clothed, viewed side-on. A woman straddles his lap, also clothed. He is gently kissing her chest while she looks down at him with half-closed eyes, kissing his forehead.
Girl on the Net
3 weeks ago

NEW blog: I got set up on a blind date. Like in a FILM

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/blind-date-set-up-stranger/

I’m so unsure about this post. I don’t think it’s brilliant writing, but it captures a mood.

If you want to read it, please imagine me returning home after a date and pouring you a glass of wine while I babble about how this date went. #dating #BlindDate #OKCupid #Feeld #Tinder

robyneatseverything
4 weeks ago

Who do I date?

"You truly can laugh me into bed. You can laugh me anywhere. I get that spark from humour and conversation, rather than looks. Yes, your eyes and smile and pretty dick and beautiful tits will make my mouth water; how you make me laugh is the ignition"

https://robyneatseverything.com/swiping-right-who-i-date/

#dating #datingblog

A black and white close-up image of the top of one of my thighs. You can see the top of my black stockings, while the rest of my thigh and stomach is covered by a spotted dress. My fingers are delicately touching the top of my stocking.
Girl on the Net
1 month ago

There's so much to love about this piece, but I particularly want to pull out this quote as something that is powerful whether we're talking #sex or #dating/#relationships...

"His intense curiosity about *what* I liked and *how* I liked it was the thing that convinced me he was worth meeting."

YES.

@carolynaluna

robyneatseverything
1 month ago

NEW POST TIME!

I was inspired by @girlonthenet 's post on alternative relationship escalators (https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/alternative-relationship-escalator/) to think about who I date and how, in the context of my #polyamory.

'Who' is the first part, with 'How' to follow soon!

https://robyneatseverything.com/swiping-right-who-i-date/

#dating #datingblog

A black and white close-up image of the top of my black stocking, with the rest of my thigh covered by a spotted skirt. My fingertips are brushing the top of my stocking.
Girl on the Net
1 month ago

"I’m trying to be up front about the things I like. When men do that to me it feels miraculous."

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/date-did-not-have-sex/ One from this time last year <3 #Dating #Sex #Relationships

Girl on the Net
1 month ago

Luxury Patreons ($10-and-up): here's this month's meta-post for you. Not sure if this one's gonna go up on the site ever, but I do know that when I drafted it (while horny and stoned) I gave it the title 'Last night's fucking THIS IS QUITE GOOD I THINK, CHECK WHEN SOBER'

https://www.patreon.com/posts/last-nights-88176739

It is brought to you by the letters F, for 'fuck fuck fuck' and the letter S, for 'https://www.shl.uk' #BareBack #NSFW #AudioPorn #Dating

Girl on the Net
1 month ago

NEW BLOG! The final part in the trilogy that began with me asking out a cute flirty guy who worked in my shop, and led to one of the loveliest first/second date combos ever. With huge thanks to him for restoring my faith in #dating as a whole, here’s how our third date went: https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/emotional-honesty-faith-in-dating/ #emotion #honesty

Illustration of two people saying farewell to each other in a park as the sun sets over the trees. They are carrying bags and turned away from each other, looking back over their shoulders with wistful smiles and reaching out to touch hands
शिवदम् Ⓥ
2 months ago

I'm going to begin to leverage #Mastodon for #Dating

I don't have a lot of pics of myself, which I know will be important at some point. ;)

First, read my profile and pinned Toots, then peruse some of what I've posted.

If all of that works for you, then message me and pictures will be forthcoming. ❤️

Lorry
2 months ago

Him: what’s your snap?

Me: Wait are you like 14

#turnoffs
#dating
#evilsam

Lorry
2 months ago

Now that Justin is newly single, those confused fellas who were all in Ottawa pledging their carnal lust for the Prime Minister could maybe go back and try to woo him again?

Maybe take flowers this time, and offer him a Kebab first.

#Canada #Ottawa #FluTruxKlan #Covidiots #FreeDumbConvoy #IvermectinInsurrection #MetroSexualConvoy #Dating #Advice and #HashtagGames

A big black truck, apparently called "Bandit" with Canadian flags on it, and a big "Fuck Trudeau" flag covering the front radiator grill.
Girl on the Net
2 months ago

“Enough about me. How about you?”

A couple of weeks ago, I told you about a man I'd chatted up in real life, after a year's worth of mutual flirting whenever I went into his shop.

Here's how our first date went...

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/enough-about-me-how-about-you/ #dating #relationships #connection Gorgeous art, as ever, by the fabulous @stuart_cb

Woman sits on balcony telling a story while a guy sits opposite her looking enraptured, in the background the sun sets
PixiePancake
2 months ago

Me subtly trying to tell my date that I’m bored.

#Funny #Fun #Humor #LOL #Humour #Dating

A toddler is completely uninterested in her French fries and chicken strips. She is upside down and backwards in the booth, and all that can be seen is her pink shorts and legs sticking up.
Jan Andrle
2 months ago

Why Men Get So Few Matches on Dating Apps - YouTube - https://youtu.be/x3lypVnJ0HM

#datingApps #simulation #dating

Girl on the Net
2 months ago

"Remember: the point is not to get a 'yes', the point is just to ask."

NEW blog, in which I tackle a #dating #challenge that I was genuinely terrified to even attempt.

I asked out a man in real life. No apps, no drinks, no friends to whisper 'my mate fancies you.' I just went up to a hot guy and asked him to date me.

Here's what happened...

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/dating-challenge-1-chat-up-real-life/ Gorgeous art by @stuart_cb as ever. He has captured my nervous essence so perfectly.

Warmly-smiling man stands behind shop counter leaning forward with enthusiasm as a woman in leggings and hoodie chats to him looking both awkward and charmingly nervous

This is our #introduction post for all new followers. We are a grassroots research project investigating #Viking Age and #Medieval #archaeology #dogs and #horses in Ireland and Britain. We are using cutting edge technqiues like #aDNA , #isotopes, #bones measurements (size/shape analysis) and #radiocarbon dating on dog bone samples. Our website is www.vikingdublindogs.ie and we are running a crowdfunding campaign to raise costs of #dating at the moment. If you can help please do and please RToot

Lorry
3 months ago

I really wish that #ProPublica would revisit articles like this now that the US has changed its law and nullified many terms of severance agreements.

https://www.propublica.org/article/addressing-rape-in-four-minutes-or-less-dating-app-reps-left-unprepared-to-respond-to-assault-victims

I am in Canada - So don't look at me!

@ProPublica #Dating

Lorry
3 months ago

@yawnbox That's because we are evil at the #dating sites, and although we want to claim that our aim is to get you off, that's nonsense... Retention is excellent and we'll always keep sending you new people unless both of you disable your profiles. And how would you know the other person had if you disabled yours?

#OkCupid used to have a mechanism for two people who had matched to mutually disable, but that is loooong gone.

Lorry
4 months ago

@Decad3nce I know the pain :) - And it's like that with #jobs / #JobSearch now too; especially at the VP and above level. If you aren't working on your #LinkedIn #SEO every day people just forget you exist - But I can't force myself to do that because it seems so shallow and fake.

So I am really glad I don't have anything to market other than myself.

That being said, I am still waiting for someone to start working on a #Fediverse #Dating #app so I can get involved.

Grimm :bc:
4 months ago

With regards to finding real and kinetic relationships later in life, I would just like to say that the sheer number of #dating site profiles seeking "a partner in crime" led me to believe I would have a lot more spontaneous allies in shitstomping this vending machine.

All the dating apps I've tried seem to have only two kinds of women: women I want nothing to do with, and women who want nothing to do with me.
#Dating

Carlo Zottmann
4 months ago

Big €€€ idea for a new #dating app: No algorithms, just a shitload of networking moms all over the world who do online matchmaking, hooking people up. The dating app company is responsible for verifying the mom status of the ladies, the tech infrastructure, maybe the billing but not the matchmaking process.

Go ahead, tell me that wouldn't be better than what is available right now, I dare you

derPUPE
4 months ago
typical dating situation: woman asked „so whats your idea of a perfect date“

He answers: 
„DD/MM/YYYY
I find othe formats a bit confusing“
Girl on the Net
4 months ago

While I'm here, NEW blog!

In which I make a list of ways to meet men that do not involve #dating apps.

"Blind dates! I want one of my friends to suddenly remember that they have a hot cousin who lives in my area. Or a funny, nerdy work colleague who recently mentioned how he’s dying to meet a 40-year-old woman built like a fire door with a penchant for swearing and wine."

(basically SFW I think)
https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/get-laid-without-dating-apps/ #Tinder #Feeld #OKCupid