#dicks
Kotaku: Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom Fans Are Using Penises To Solve Puzzles, Kill Bosses https://kotaku.com/zelda-tears-of-the-kingdom-fuse-ultrahand-penis-hinox-1850438598 #gaming #tech #kotaku #videogamesdevelopedinjapan #singleplayervideogames #actionadventuregames #videogamecharacters #openworldvideogames #thelegendofzelda #princesszelda #videogames #nintendo #hideyopo #twitter #zelda #maxim #dicks #link
Today in BoneQuest History for May 5th 2011 "FANCY BOOK LEARNING" https://bonequest.com/4538 #bonequest :deuce: #cloaking #crysis #deuce_solo #dicks #stealth
Nature imitates bad art.
Pounding At Your Own Peril
You'd think the most dangerous sex positions involve extremely wild sex, but alas, the leading causes of broken dicks and cauliflower cock are quite basic and unremarkable... #dicks #cocks #menshealth @NSFW @SCREW #screwmagazine
Free to Read, Pay Only If You Jerk-Off:
https://screwmagazine.xyz/2023/04/22/pounding-at-your-own-peril/
With a plethora of #petite #models who can handle big #dicks in their mouths and #cunts, you’ll be watching the HD videos here for hours. https://blog.pornbookmarks.online/galleries/petite-sexy-girls-fucked-by-seriously-big-dicks/
Shitbirds. Glad to see the NYT finally catching up to a point many of us have been screaming about since always. #crypto #dicks https://www.nytimes.com/2023/04/09/business/bitcoin-mining-electricity-pollution.html
Today in BoneQuest History for March 29th 2018 "SCHOOL, WORKPLACE, CHURCH, MALL" https://bonequest.com/6954 #bonequest :pants: :deuce: :spigot: #current_events #deuce_pants_spigot #dicks #gun_violence #shooting #shootings #weird_pants_face
Today in BoneQuest History for March 12th 2003 "THE MAIN MENU" https://bonequest.com/1624 #bonequest :pants: #dicks #gay #main_menu #ozone_pants #stars_and_garters
But the Ancient Romans loved phalluses so much that expert can’t say for sure how it was actually used.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/ake5d8/ancient-roman-phallus-vindolanda
#Dicks #archaeology #UnitedKingdom #Roman #worldnews
Kotaku: The Last Of Us Episode 5 Recap: The Saga Of Henry And Sam https://kotaku.com/last-of-us-tlou-s1e5-henry-sam-hbo-kathleen-kansas-city-1850104162 #gaming #tech #kotaku #englishlanguagefilms #kathleeninterrogate #savagestarlightsam #henrylamarjohnson #edelsteinhenry #keivonnwoodard #melanielynskey #creativeworks #samepisode #kathleen #mobydick #michael #culture #memory #henry #films #fedra #danny #susan #frank #tommy #dicks #perry #kyle #bill #ish #hbo
Which one do you like better, hollow squares or filled in squares? #crochet #crochetersofmastadon #mosaiccrochet #queer #queercrochet #nsfwart #dicks #penisdesign #ejaculation
Today in BoneQuest History for February 5th 2022 "IN THE FINANCIAL DISTRICT" https://bonequest.com/8359 #bonequest :spigot: :pants: :deuce: #aflac #alexa #deuce_pants_spigot #dicks #duck #emoji #fannypacks #funloving_nonsense #hotdogs #nazi #podcast #singing
"Eat a bag of dicks" is a great insult, unless you're in the Seattle area, where Dick's Drive-In has been serving up hamburgers since 1954. Today they are celebrating their anniversary with 19¢ hamburger and cheeseburger day. So guess what I ate for lunch? 😂 #Seattle #Dicks #DriveIn #hamburgers
I was looking at #jobs earlier, and all I could see was one compromise after the other. Imagine! To be comfortable in this capitalist system, I have to spend my time - my life - furthering someone else's capitalist agenda, nationalistic ideals, or otherwise work to concentrate someone else's #power & resources. And the folks who say they do something different appear to all be lying - I suppose someone has to pay them too in the end, how else could they afford my cushy day #rate?
I suppose I could #volunteer, or pay for #learning opportunities and adopt someone else's way of viewing the world for a while. That'll make me feel better! Or I could start walking on someone's road to #spiritual enlightenment and tell myself that, if these people say it's OK, then it must be. Even self-employed as a most #progressive #consultant, #facilitator, #coach, #therapist or - fuck it - #white #shaman #entrepreneur, I help people reflect and #dream for just a moment so that they can get the fuck back to #work. How else could they afford my #competitive hourly rate?
And now I'm getting old! I wish I could say that I'm looking forward to what the next generation will come up with, but then the world is ending so... So perhaps things are just shot to shit, #ragnarok is coming and I'm getting #old
Well, at least I #served a #purpose throughout my life. I fed the leeches at the top by giving them my #time, paying my #taxes, tossing my #vote, and generally being #busy and #good in #fear of not ending up a #bum, in #prison, or worse! At least I wasn't (openly) #racist, I kept my #sexism to my personal relationships and only implicitly supported the #patriarchy by insisting it's not there at all. I'm definitely a #feminist though, I was always terrified of my #mom. And although it really made me feel better to #judge people who were fatter, poorer or weaker than me, I only occasionally shared my true feelings with them. Oh, and not to mention the folks with smaller #dicks - haha! - and #black folks, #women or #queer people, thank Thor and the Lord and the Lady that I'm dying before I can no longer feel #superior to them!
But I wasn't bad. I did enjoy cheering for #BLM, and #XR, go you! For a moment there, I felt like even I was doing something! (Although #UFC and the #worldcup were more fun.) But mostly, I suppose, I mastered the art of shutting the #fuck up, silently enjoying my #safety and my #priviledge, and - oh, this I did really well - quickly inventing new #excuses for my pale & hairy ass in the elevator up to my 28th floor #hotdesking space. Change? How? I mean, it was just never the right time... And hey, my therapist and men's group think I'm alright!
OK, well, it is the time for me to #die now. Fuck #Heaven, fuck #WhiteJesus, fuck #politicians, the #rich and their lackeys the #police & #military, fuck my #priest, and fuck all of my self-help and other educative #preachers and #gurus, and then fuck everyone else who I #blame for my dreadfully #unfulfilling, #unhelpful, #disempowered and #mediocre #white existence
If only I had cared a little less for my own #comfort and a little more for people around me, then maybe I would have become an #anarchist. Alas, it's too late now, my ergonomically certified office chair has ground my #balls into dust
Please send me straight to #Hell because, in all #honesty, it's what we all know I deserve
"There's too many cismen, too many testes,
Making too many sperm-cells!
And not enough fucks to go around!
Can't you see this is the land of cumfusion?
This is the world we live in
These are the dicks we're given
Grab them and let's start sucking
To make this a place with cumming for"
How do you like dicks? Elaborate in comments is you can, and share, please
🩸Blood dicks: Small while soft, but they may grow so it’s a surprise
🥩 Meat dick: Bigger when soft, bigger bulge, but may grow less. You get what you see at first sight
#gaysofmastodon #gay #dicks #Cocks #cocksuckers
This round of the #PolePoll is underway! Which morphology will #furries choose as their favorite #scalie #dick?
The #hemipenis has taken the lead, but I'm still rooting for dat Crocodillian #Cock. Meanwhile, no one seems to be interested in Turtle #Dicks, and general #Cocks are making a good showing as usual!
Remember to BOOST the poll, and check back in a couple days, when we'll have the definitive scientific answer to which dick choosy #furs prefer when choosing a dick to suck and/or ride!
EXCITEMENT IS PALPABLE! THE HYPE IS REAL!
Here we are at Round 3 of the #PolePoll: the #reptile #dicks that our cold-blooded friends the #scalies are packing in their #cloaca!
We all love 'em, don't we? Those smooth shiny scales, those gorgeously slitted eyes, those thick tails, those genitals hidden inside their cloaca, the rush of having one pump his cold semen into your writhing body as he holds you tight in his claws/coils and breeds you hard!
It's a great time.
Anyway, y'all #furries know the rules. You pick the #genitals, #cock, or #dick you'd like to #yiff, and I write the #porn / #erotica to talk about what it's like to get fucked by it. Do me a favor and BOOST THIS POLL for maximum results: this is important #fuck science we're doing here!
Are ya ready?
Which of the following #cocks do you prefer on your #scalie #sex-partners?
Ah fuck, it's been over 24 hours since my last post about #penises, #dicks, #cocks, or #penetration!
Let's fix that with some guided meditation...
I want everyone to take a moment to just... Think about your favorite dick. What size is it? What shape is it? Is it knotted, barbed, tapered, blunt, hemipenises? Just think real hard about it, get a good idea of what it looks like, feels like, tastes like...
You got it? Good.
Now, close your eyes and imagine it, pressing up against your favorite hole, spreading it open, and sliding inside...
Feels good don't it?
I want you to keep that thought with you, that nice juicy cock, pushing inside you, penetrating your body.
Hot...
Today in BoneQuest History for January 5th 2018 "ECCLESIASTES 6:4" https://bonequest.com/6871 #bonequest :pants: :deuce: #alzheimers #bible #buffalo_wild_wings #deuce_pants #dicks #jesus #religion
Today in BoneQuest History for December 30th 2002 "LIGHT YEARS AWAY" https://bonequest.com/1553 #bonequest :pants: #coy_pants #dick_pants #dicks #glory_hole #hole #lowercase #mousehole #wormhole
My fellow #furverts, we stand at the moment every political advisor dreads: the morning after.
The votes have been cast and counted, and with the dust settling around the barnyard, one of our hooved candidates stands victorious, long cock, hard and throbbing, glistening in the morning light, ready to sink its medial ring into all of you eager mares out there...
#HORSECOCK HAS WON THE #POLEPOLL.
Yes, Horsecock. Long, thick, meaty, flared head and medial ring, has been selected as the next big thing in #dicks, and those dicks are BIG. Are you ready to take one? I know I am, because this means I have to write a demonstration story... and golly, I cannot wait.
ROUND 3 COMING SOON.
:blobcatflip: You'll never catch me!
:blobcatsadreach: They catch me...
#FFXIV #FF14 #FinalFantasy #3D #3DArt #Miqote #AuRa #MaleRa #3Boys #Male #Thief #OC #Tail #Catboy #SizeDifference #Dicks #ImpendingSex #MultiplePenises #Dubcon #Setup
#mudhoney hate the police #acab #1312 #CoverSegreta #dicks https://vid.puffyan.us/SJ2xAtGwtaA
Today in BoneQuest History for November 20th 2000 "PRICKY" https://bonequest.com/789 #bonequest :deuce: :pants: #china #deuce_pants #dicks #outtake
Blacked Raw V50 https://theater.aebn.net/dispatcher/movieDetail?genreId=101&theaterId=78629&movieId=279428&locale=en #adult #adultvideos #adultmovies #streaming #livecam #cam2cam #HD #porn #porno #xxx #paidcontent #paidsite #streaming #black #interracial #bigdicks #bigcock #nsfwtwt #nsfw #nsfwtwtﾟ #blackcocks #dicks #Livestream
Maybe I should use hashtags more
#homosexual #gay #dicks #cum
@forever How to swim in a video game if you properly cw'ed it, I didn't even realize Remind me of reading where are people following me mh History test tomorrow #homosexuality #gay #dicks Yes, it is.
https://fineartamerica.com/featured/totodile-dicks-fun-yiff-furry.html
#NSFW #gay #yiff #furry #cartoonporn #porn #gayporn #totodile #pokemon #pokeporn #pokephilia #feral #cumming #penis #dick #erection #handjob #boner #semen #horny #nsfw #gay #Yiff #Furry #solo #fun #blue #cum #smile #smiling #fap #Fapping #handjob #servicing #slut #sluty #masturbation #shiny #dicks #lick #licking
adding #homosexuality #gay #dicks as my post signature
Coach pas content = cul bien bourré
https://CITEBEUR.CLUB
#Vidéo #gay, durée: 20 min
#Grosse #bite #TBM #Plan #cul #hard #Odeurs #Daddy #Bear #Skets #sneakers #Leche #pieds #Plan #bourrin #Mecs #poilus #virils #Gorge #profonde #Bogoss #beaux #mecs #Musclés #sportifs #Vestiaires #sport #Bareback #Macho #Milking #Intergenerationnel #Crachats #Big #dicks #Hard #sex #Odors #Socks #Beautiful #men #Muscled #locker #room #Bareback #spitting
Social worker urges safe distancing with face mask covered in #penises
https://sea.mashable.com/culture/10017/social-worker-urges-safe-distancing-with-face-mask-covered-in-penises #dicks #cantmakethisshitup
the 11yo has told about a "get all things in fortnite by changing ps4 dns settings" video and i'm intrigued.
what's the payoff for this sort of scam? dns hijack => intercept creds / payments? redirect game traffic? some other bullshit? just trolling?
presumably such as https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6UEwbzVP9s (not sure which video he saw tbh, doesn't matter right)