@laurengoode It's been extremely stable. Especially a local instance for the SF Bay Area with a small team but knowledgeable and dedicated.
I also happily give them the $8/mo as I know where that money is going not for a silly check mark, but for actual costs of running the instance.
Current fun thing is to check out #HashtagGames
I'm particularly fond of the #FakeNewsAboutMyself right now.
I'm not only the president; I'm also a client.
I am a very bad dog and deserve no treats or scritches
Windows Vista is my favourite operating system, it is so well optimized, balanced and, efficient with resources use that I actually run it as guest OS on Microsoft Virtual PC with Windows ME as host OS.
The machine I'm using for that is an AMD K6-2 3D Now! with 512 MB of SDRAM. A weapon!
:windowsxp: :clippy: :partyparrot:
#windowsvirtualpc #vista #windowsme
Oft lüge ich andere eiskalt ins Gesicht, dass ich 23 bin…
Die Wahrheit ist… ich bin 32.
Ich hab wirklich ein Problem mit dem älter werden… aber es ist göttlich die verdutzten Gesichter zu sehen oder Leute raten zu lassen, wie alt ich bin (werde tatsächlich nicht auf 32 geschätzt).
i don't like opensource software and i love google!!!
I've never had a frappe in my life because I don't know how to pronounce it.
i don't have anxiety and am super outgoing
I’m a Republican, so I “ain’t black”
@octothorpe AND THEN..... I was abducted by the Mothership Connection! #parlimentfunkadelic #fakenewsaboutmyself
I once danced with the devil in the pale moonlight. #fakenewsaboutmyself #batdance #prince #batman
Today's top ten tag trends:
#fakenewsaboutmyself I like people more than animals.
Eating Out was never my goal
#fakenewsaboutmyself I have 3 eyes and can slam dunk a basketball and touch a high ceiling without jumping
Future dictator of the world :garfield:
I am Satoshi Nakomoto
#FakeNewsAboutMyself I got a yacht for my yacht that also turns into a rocket and can turn invisible
Queen of SheBa
#fakenewsaboutmyself WTH does this tag exist???
#FakeNewsAboutMyself #HASHTAGGAMES LRRR DROPS PAIN ANSIBLE ON FOOT, CRIES
#FakeNewsAboutMyself #HASHTAGGAMES LRRR CAPE CAUGHT IN REVOLVING DOOR.
#FakeNewsAboutMyself #HASHTAGGAMES LRRR BANNED FROM FLORIDA GATOR WRESTLING ATTRACTION AFTER ARRIVING WITH FLOWERS, ROADKILL
I made my first million by paying some random guy $50 to add my song to his Spotify playlist.
#FakeNewsAboutMyself #HASHTAGGAMES LRRR SAYS "GRACIAS" AT MEXICAN RESTAURANT.
I stopped the 2022 Great Chemical Disaster of the Pacific Ocean, all thanks to the power of time travel.
The first time I witnessed this incident, one-third of the world's human population perished.
No, you don't remember this happening? Then I've done my job successfully.
I'm your parents' favorite child.
I landed on Moon twice on my own. #FakeNewsAboutMyself
I will eat breakfast and take my meds before noon and get some things done today that I wanted to do
BREAKING NEWS....I just ran 5 miles, drank a green smoothie, sweated to one hour of hot yoga. Mopped the floors, cleaned closets, scrubbed the toilets, and mowed the lawn.
Owns a successful franchise of 'Big Man / Tall Man' barcalounger stores in the northern Midwest
Wrote an entire novel out of alphabet soup.
Successfully convinced William Shatner to say 'sabotage' instead of 'sabotage.' @georgetakei - back me up on this one.
The driving force behind 'Greedo Shot First' in the updated 'New Hope' movie
Introduced White Castle burgers to the West Coast
Successfully convinced Tom Carvell to use a third shape for his ice cream cake pans - changing the industry forever. The shape? A triangle.
I went back in time to try to kill baby Hitler. I missed and shot an innocent civilian minding his own business.
Apparently he was the key to the future though and his death caused the current hellscape of a timeline we are all living in. My bad. Sorry.
Masterpiece chef who created world-changing cuisine out of Tom Collins Mix and Cardamom
I once ate a hundred bananas to see how it showed up on a Geiger counter.
I'm the worst author ever. Like, even worse than EL James or Kevin Trudeau
I'm the guy on that show you like.
A moose once bit my sister.
@Shine_McShine ES INCREIBLE LA PREPOTENCIA DE LA BURGUESÍA MUNDIAL PARA REALIZAR ESTOS ATAQUES DESPIADADOS CONTRA LA CLASE TRABAJADORA Y COMO LAS PERSONAS SIGUEN VOTANDO POR ESTAS LACRAS DE LA POLÍTICA #NoAlCapitalismoDepredador #fakenewsaboutmyself
I was voted People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive twice.
what is your definition of *news*??
shucks, as much ideaing about the newsmedia as I've done and gotten myself exposed to, I have at least come to genuinely understand why relevance (as an abstract in media pursuits, generally) didn't actually need to be "rediscovered" after all...
sorry about that. at least we learned something! #FakeNewsAboutMyself
#FakeNewsAboutMyself #HashtagGames Starfleet Command has an open file on me and is actively looking for me. They almost captured me once in a NYC Subway station under the World Trade Center on 12 December 1979. #StarTrek
I regularly receive payments from the administrators of several high profile Mastodon Instances. In return, I create large scale disinformation campaigns which obscure various evil schemes. In fact, you are participating in one of my schemes right now.
The actual "FuzzFace" retired to a small cabin near the Dugway Proving Ground in late 1993. Several actors, notably Donald Sutherland, have made public appearances as "FuzzFace" since then.
I don’t know how to put this, but… I’m kind of a big deal.
Sharks have a week dedicated to me
One time I accidentally typed 4 8 15 16 23 43 into the computer.
Of course I remember you! How are you doing!?
It never even crossed my mind.
I was the a member of One Direction, but they replaced me with Harry Styles. And now it's not the same as it was.
I was literally at her feet in the sound booth in Munich when #DonnaSummer recorded "Love to Love You Baby" in '75. I was massaging. her. feet.
And you wondered why her moans-of-satisfaction were so *real? 🎯
I also invented foot massage and played bass on the track.
Alice started questioning their sexuality at a young age, shortly after an adventure with a cake marked "EAT ME".
I invented cheese, and as a marketing gimmick convinced photographers to say, "Say Cheese" to get people to smile.
I also invented GIFs. And headphones. This GIF is me.
@willaful Every once in a while I am sitting in a English garden, waiting for the sun.
When I'm in a public restroom I like to send morse code messages to the surrounding stalls.
I am actually the egg man. Also the walrus.
#Microsoft's #Tay was a false-flag operation to draw suspicion away from Alice being a test of #GPT5.
I revealed Kentucky Fried Chicken's secret 11 herbs and spices recipe, which is (true recipe btw):
11 spices — Mix with 2 cups white fl 1) 2/3 Ts salt 2) 1/2 Ts thyme 3) 1/2 Ts basil 4) 1/3 Ts oregano 5) 1 Ts celery salt 6) 1 Ts black pepper 7) 1 Ts dried mustard 8) 4 Ts paprika 9) 2 Ts garlic salt 10) 1 Ts ground ginger 11) 3 Ts white pepper
Recently awarded "Mid-Atlantic-est Accent 2023".
Time For 9 o'clock #HashtagGames hosted by @paul
How to play: Write something awesome, Use the Hashtag, Toot/Post and Repeat!