#fml
The other day at work, I had to squeeze past a Ute that had parked over the footpath.
Whilst I felt a tug, I did not notice this.
Why did nobody tell me?
Only noticed now doing the laundry between clients.
Time for my daily ritual of removing dog shit from the lawn: meticulously scanning every square meter and then - when I think I'm done and tie up the bag of poo - turn around and step right into the largest turd I've ever seen.
Cuando inconscientemente cambias ";" por " | " y por supuesto no obtienes la salida esperada. 🙈 #fml
休假归来并没有感觉到满血复活，反而因堆积的工作和日渐逼近的死线更焦虑了，于是更想裸辞了。#FML
#jfrog #artifactory support is the worst.
Same image pull errors in our #k8s cluster on #aks for months now.
Proxied #docker images, which already exist in atrifactory, can't be pulled, because they are "not found" or "to many requests" error passed from #dockerhub remote registry.
Support unable to help or even to understand the issue.
#FML!!!
#AcrossTheSpiderverse was absolutely spectacular. Completely blown away by its amazingness.
Going back to watch it in two days on IMAX.
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
Happy -grand companies and new startup companies changing their profile picture to rainbows to show they welcome everyone except you now buzz off- everyone.
#fml
Still #LookingForJob
#capitalism
Wenn du bei einem Kunden eh nur zur Sicherheit vor Ort bist, wegen einer Netzwerkumstellung, die eh sauber läuft und in einer Stunde abgeschlossen ist... Und dann rebootest du noch einen Firewall-Cluster, weil da kann eh nix passieren.
Und dann eskaliert das bis hin zu einem fw vsx sicreset. #FML
Being middle aged is getting a stiff knee because you slept "wrong", getting pains in your other knee and hips when walking/standing, and then pinching a nerve in your pectoral muscles when you finally cave in and sit down.
Luckily it was on my right side, or I would have been certain the stabbing pain was a heart attack. 😆
The paywalled, left-leaning tabloid in my city had a 1-year-for-$3 special offer. (Their droolingly-fascist rival is, of course, free)
It sometimes has useful local news, so I thought "Why not?”
"Why not" is because it's a shitshow. They auto-subscribed me to hourly updates, so my inbox is full of chunks of tabloid horror. I can't unsubscribe because their back-end is broken. “Manage my account” takes you to an unconfigured IIS homepage.
So much for feeling better...just got a VERY positive test result. I'm going back to bed now
😳 It's 2023 and [this] complicated to create a recurring/repeating task in #Notion #FML #DoBetter #TheMindBoggles #UX #Fail #YouHadOneJob
[this]: https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=notion+recur+repeat
Damn. It had to get us eventually. Mom texted positive for COVID. I will be VERY surprised if I don't. Just got tested & am going home to wait for my results.
Well, she's being admitted for a raging UTI & possible pneumonia. We're waiting for COVID test results before I can leave. I can honestly say I'd rather be at work right now.
However, since they're keeping her a day or 2, I can try to get some housework done AFTER I get some sleep. It's so much easier when she's not there to criticize how I do things while watching me work.
Kundenrechner akzeptiert Windows-Passwort nicht mehr (oder es hat ihm die Hitze nicht gutgetan?), nach 3 Eingaben startet er neu (killt dabei alle ungespeicherte Arbeit) und fordert nun eine Bitlocker-Recovery. Ich geh mal Kontaktdaten vom Support suchen...
Mein Stundensatz ist offenbar immer noch zu niedrig.
#fml
So, my mother woke me up at 3 a.m. by screaming for help from the bathroom. She'd fallen. Called EMS to get her up (my back won't let me) & they agreed with me that she needed to go to the ER to be checked out. Now in the waiting room while they get her checked in.
I didn't want to go to work today, but not like this.
Did anyone catch the plate # of the metaphorical truck that hit me? All the autoimmune symptoms flared up at once today. Everything hurts. Had to call off work, and I just ordered something to eat because we have no groceries. (We were supposed to shop after we got back from Iowa)
Brillen sind wichtiger als ein Kühlschrank - tjoar...
This is un-effing-believable.
I got a new phone a few months ago. Since then, my UK banking app has failed to log in because it needs to send a 2FA code to my phone and I never receive the code.
Today, I called customer service. I was told that they only use domestic numbers for 2FA codes so I would have to re-register online to receive a code in the post. I understand, but it is an inconvenience.
So, I promptly go through the "forgotten details" path on their website to request a new activation.
This is done. It will take 3 business days.
Immediately on completing this process, I receive an SMS message from my bank confirming that I have requested an activation code by post.
An SMS from the bank that just told me they don't send international SMS messages.
I fell yesterday and strained a muscle in my back. Moving hurts. #fml
Yesterday we performed the annual spring ritual of taking summer clothes out of storage and putting winter clothes into storage.
Naturally, it's cold and wet today.
When you’re writing a character and it’s all going fine, and then afterwards you spend the day being all unexpectedly morose and emotional and eventually start to realize how much he’s you and how much his traumas mirror your own, but then it’s too late and you’ve ripped off the bandage and now you’re just bleeding out.
So, how’s *your* day going? 🤣😭🤷♂️
I designed a pattern, knitted a generous swatch, in pattern, and in the round, carefully measured the gauge, measured my daughter, used Ann Budd’s generally excellent generic guides to calculate size, started on a top down raglan, cut the steeks… and it’s about half the bloody size it should be. Would barely fit a large doll. 😩😂 #knitting #FML
Wasted a few hours to learn that old .alert view modifiers are REALLY deprecated when working with iOS 16. Like, they just don’t work, and nothing is output to console. No warnings in Xcode, documentation browser just says "deprecated", but usually deprecated things remain working. (Sometimes) not so with SwiftUI.
You need to realize yourself that you must use this modifier, or any of its new siblings. https://developer.apple.com/documentation/swiftui/view/alert(_:ispresented:presenting:actions:message:)-29bp4
singapore's path to "reducing plastic use", charge 10 cents for plastics bags but wrap everything else in plastic bags ok. Embarrassed when you see that malaysia supermarkets just outright don't provide plastic bags.
why individual wrappings? maybe because of those selected few, who will help the rest of us be better off by returning their I/C earlier, those who open individual prepacked boxes to "selected the best looking" fruits/veggies. #FML
Now at the hotel. Pain meds consumed, lidocaine patch applied to my back, mother sent off to play with my cousins. They tried to get me to go too, but one murderous look changed their minds.
#family #Mom #ChronicFatigueSucks #pain #FML #MyLifeAndWelcomeToIt #roadtrip
Versuche gerade die Brille des Kindes mit Epoxydharz zu retten - wenns nicht klappt, dann ist es quasi blind - wünscht mir Glück...
So. It took 90 minutes to clean out the car because Mom "helped." After knocking myself out, I'm taking 15 minutes to sit & rest before getting on the road. I told her to keep her yap shut & not piss me off any further. SHE was supposed to have done this over the last week. I'm already pissed that I've had to blow my vacation for this fucking family reunion, and it won't take much more to send me screaming over the edge.
Urlaub Tag 1: 38,8 🤒
Bought a new gas hob about a year ago. Just had an email & a text from the retailer to say the manufacturer has issued a recall.
Checked the details and this is due to "a serious issue which could pose a risk to health, or even death".
Disconnect immediately and call this number.
Well I can't disconnect it, I'm not a gas engineer and you can't be that worried as everyone on that number went home at 5pm.
Luckily I have a couple of induction hobs kicking around from our cooking classes.
#FML
#Office alternatives: I want something that fits into my completely unpredictable ecosystem. I use Android primarily. However I also use iOS, Windows10, macOS, and even occasionally some flavor of ChromeOS or linux. As of now I use Google Docs because it runs on everything and doesn't seem to choke on anything. I am coasting along and suddenly I need conditional formatting or complex styles and I am looking for something else again. I thought I might have found a solution in #collabora but it runs like a dead horse on Windows10 and menu commands take 10-15 seconds to open dialogs. Honestly #Google could probably solve my issues with a few standalone apps or even just a better styles system. I use primarily #Docs for notes. I do update or view the occasional spreadsheet or presentation but I do nearly everything in a Word Processor. For now I am just going to use #LibreOffice on #Windows10 and Google #Docs on everything else. #FML
I just lost 2 hours trying to debug something and it was just an inverted boolean condition... #fml
Ghosting people is just not cool.
Dear #Copenhagen train station
I hate platform 26
And platform changes
That's all
Kind Regards
Someone with asthma who suddenly had to hurry to catch her train
Age is just a number she whispers to herself as she crushes on and yearns after girls half her age... 🥺🥺🥺
Aw, jeebulus, I’m seeing my local timeline (which is a nightmare) not my home timeline and I can’t figure out how to toggle between them #fml
Spent $75 on grass seed and lawn soil. But after 2 weeks of constant rain and regular watering, the only thing growing on my lawn is weeds.
FML
A cm-long piece of a plastic fork tine broke off in my lunch, and I can't find it. #FML
I received domain renewal notices from Google domains in my email, which served as a reminder of the slow progress I made so far and failures of my side projects. #FML
Did I just lose power in exactly half my house, without any circuit breakers tripping, and with absolutely no obvious sign of what is wrong? Yes. Yes I did. Is it the part of the house that has all my networking/internet gear? Also yes. #FML
Back to Stage 5 Rolling Blackouts today which means only 6 hours of access to electricity per day. This is beyond debilitating and depressing AF. #Loadshedding #SouthAfrica #FML 😩 https://t.co/PL5ta3YsMH
🎧 #FML #WaffleHouse is trending! 😂
I shoot most of my skypics from a Waffle House parking lot near my house.
#JonasBrothers #WaffleHouseIndex #Scatteredsmotheredandcovered #thesouth #southerncultureappropriatingwyckoffs #music #boybands
Strive to be even better than the ieft. Yes, the ietf is better than most, but could also be so much better.
i thought i'd try soloing legend avalon, since it uses the same scaling as the legenday campaign. went great, 10/10 would die to the architects again
nothing like a saucer briefly sticking to the bottom of the glass you are lifting up, just long enough for it to fall down on top of a full cup of milk, spreading the milk over the table and floor, and splattering against a wool blanket, when you are already short on time...
When you don't use your usual starter word for #Wordle and then it turns out to be the solution 😩
I've never got it in one!!!
Wordle 623 3/6
⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨
🟨🟨⬛⬛🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
in retrospect, precariously balancing my favorite sweater on the saddle of the bike i currently have hooked up to my indoor trainer, the bike with the freshly-lubed drivetrain, was not the brilliant lifehack i thought it was. at least it's gray i guess. #fml #bikeTooter
I wish I had "Donate to all the goFundMes I boost" money. Instead I have, "should probably start a goFundMe myself" money. #FML
Feature branch: delete yarn.lock, yarn install && yarn run test - tests fail
Master/main: rm -rf node_modules && yarn install & yarn run test - ONE test fails
CI: tests pass
I wish someone would have told me that half a bottle ago... 🥃⚰️
I have a few ideas to improve one of my libraries and create another small one, and is almost Monday #fml :skullcry:
Sport, der: sinn- und würdelose anstrengende Prozedur, der sich die groteske Fehlkonstruktion, die sich "Körper" schimpft dauerhaft zwecks potenziell gesteigerter, Haltbarkeit unterziehen muss. Siehe auch: Fuck my life #fml
Spent part of the AM helping a student troubleshoot her ML code for our Twitter study of harmful speech. Spent part of the PM researching how to run the study without Twitter. I really feel for everyone who is already mid-study. #FML #AcademicMastodon #TwitterAPI https://mstdn.ca/@smaclellan/109796113470339169
OK, so you know you’ve reached a “certain age”’when you go to see a very well known writer speak …and you and the other audience members are what you’d think of — back in your 20s — as “your parent’s age.” #yikes #IWantToSpeakToTheManager #FML
(Seeing #FranLebowitz at the #SidneyGoldsteinTheater in #SF) #CityArtsAndLectures
Paid family leave still out of reach for most American workers
(so ... nothing much has changed then.)
#Caregiving #FamilyLeave #FML #GenderEquity
https://www.axios.com/2023/02/01/fmla-paid-family-leave-policy-america
I have started to consider "JQL subqueries would help me here.."
Which is already kind of a fubar thought to have.
Then I found this: https://jira.atlassian.com/browse/JRASERVER-21936
This has been "gathering interest" for 13 years, because of course it has 🤣
Not sure who needs to hear this (well I do, but they won't listen anyway)
NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE A NEW WEB SERVICE.
Shared Dll's can be a thing, but guess what, if it's only going to be used by 1 service, I've got an innovative tip for you...
You can... wait for it... write the code in that service!
I has a tonne of advantages, like, it's faster to run, it's easier to couple releases together, debugging is easier...
The only downside is that you don't get to run a new Web service
Merket at jeg kjenner meg igjen i siste episode av @nitteritte med det GoatMuncher sliter med, bortsett fra at i min versjon er det både felles barn, felles bosteder (pga barna) og en part som ikke respekterer grenser og avtaler. Så #fml tror jeg
Jet lag, hot flash, or Covid. Today the answer is all three. 👍 #fml
Killing time at King’s Cross (next three trains cancelled)
@benjedwards I... I can't believe this is news. Also, breaking news:
"Smartphones were once used for making voice phone calls. Film at 11." #FML
@juddlegum But they built the Autobahn! #FML
Oh, Mrs Migraine. How I've missed the dizziness, the brain fog, the inability to remember words or even speak, and the hideous head, neck, and face pain. Thank you for visiting just when I need to appear to know what the hell I'm talking about in a professionals meeting. So helpful.
I'm off to hibernate.
#introduction
> whoami
From Gametek Jeopardy on my i286 to web dev on Notepad later FrontPage 98 and Macromedia Dreamweaver, I've been geeking out as long as I can remember.
#USAF - Server Admin / #threathunting
DoD Contractor - RMF #FML
Managed Intel Startup - Adversary Detection / #insiderthreat / #disinformation / #contentfarms
Currently nerding it up at Cisco Talos #incidentresponse
Always learning...
...or watching #baseball ⚾
...or #vanlife #camping 🚐
...or wishing I was playing #pingpong 🏓
Jesus I thought I’d disabled cross posting #fml 🥱