Masthash

#fuck

S t a c i e
9 hours ago

Currently swearing profusely at all the fucking things

🤬

#Fuck #FML

Betterifyouneil
13 hours ago

Let's see what will get those people off my back? The trip didn't work.

I know!💡🤓

Something shining and only four short years ago!

Hey Earth! I'm your biggest racist nazi nerd conspiracy theroist and I've reached my end game; I wanted to be the one to release the few refrigerator trucks we had before I get kicked to the curb.

Cause if u.."try to Blackmail me with advertising? Blackmail me with MONEY?#GoFuckYourself
#go
#fuck
#yourself
#IsThatClearAhIHopeItIs"
#LoudAndClear
#Asshole
#FuckFace

TDonoval
19 hours ago

"Dajte sa vypchať,“ povedal za použitia #vulgarizmu Musk v rozhovore. (https://svet.sme.sk/c/23250774/musk-vulgarne-napadol-inzerentov-ktory-opustili-jeho-platformu-x.html)

Táto prehnaná slovenská útlocitnosť. Bolo by jednoduchšie a oveľa výstižnejšie a presnejšie napísať "Poj*bte sa", prípadne "Choďte do p*če", než to takto trápne opisovať.

Niekedy ma slovenskí novinári privádzajú do zúfalstva podobne ako slovenský #dabing: všetci sa tu tvária, akoby Slováčiská nevedeli nadávať.
A pritom vieme, a ešte ako kventato a šťavnato. Podľa mňa sme v tom oveľa kreatívnejší, keď sa snažíme, než anglicky hovoriace kmene 😁.

Go #fuck yourself skutočne nie Dajte sa vypchať.

"Go fuck yourself." (https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/11/elon-musk-on-x-antisemitism-controversy-dont-advertise-go-f-yourself/).

#jazyk #nadávky #vulgarizmy #profanity #preklad #preklady #slovenčina #slovencina

#xl8freelancer

Betterifyouneil
20 hours ago

CNN: Elon Musk apologizes for antisemitic tweet but tells advertisers ‘go f**k yourself’

https://www.cnn.com/2023/11/29/investing/elon-musk-dealbook-summit/index.html
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#FuckElon
Hey advertisers,
#Go
#Fuck
#Yourself
#IsThatClear
It will be well documented to see what Earth thinks.

And what does the Earth think, if the Earth could think, do you think the Earth would think that stupid spoiled childish big dumb asshole has any water to stand on after shoeing away the last people of interest in the first dominoe falling of companies?

Alfred M. Szmidt
21 hours ago

FUCK CANCER! #FUCKCANCER #FUCK #CANCER FUCK CANCER

Biwanker
1 day ago
obsoleszenz
1 day ago

I want to publish libkeynotation on crates.io but I realized you need a github account to do so. crates.io doesn't offer any other login method. That's crazy. Whyyyyyyy?
#rust #crates.io #fuck #github

Graham Groans
1 day ago

"Backroom Politics."

(An annual Patreon-commission.)
#Art #GrahamGroans #Commission #Gay #Sex #MuscleHunk #MaleBeauty #Daddy #Suit #Fuck #Rough

Black and white drawing of whats going on in a Far-Right Publicly Homophobic Republican Senator's office when the doors are closed. 
We see a big desk with family pictures and a computer, in front of the American flag and the flag of Indiana, and two men. One man, a silver haired caucasian daddy in a business suit, is bent over his own office table, one knee on the table, both hands gripping the edge, his face scrunched up in pleasure and pain, his teeth biting into his own tie. 
The second man, a very muscular, very tall, very naked black guy with a buzzcut and a mustache, is standing behind the first man, is roughly fucking him. He's holding both ends of the first guy's tie in his hands and pulling HARD on those reins. 
A little sign on the desk tells us we are seeing Senator StraitThere's photos of his picture book wife and sons on his desk, some in danger of being fucked off the table. 
Behind the two men is what seems to be a campaign poster for Senator Strait. It shows his family (the Senator, his three sons who look like carbon copies of the Senator, and his wife - though the image of the wife is hidden behind the black guys head), under a slogan saying: "Thank you, Indiana! Pushing Back Against Perverts Together!"

Has Linda Yaccarino come out to say that Twitter values all their advertisers more than life itself and would never tell them to go fuck themselves? #Get #The #Fuck #Off #Xitter

Biwanker
3 days ago
Biwanker
3 days ago
Bob Monsour
4 days ago

TFW You get to the point where you're starting to write your own node scripts to do handle some local dev stuff and you first encounter the fucking commonJS vs ESM bullshit. Just sayin’ #webdev #javascript #fuck

Zion
4 days ago

Fuck humans. Oh of course I want to listen to you bitch and complain all day . And when I complain you ignore me don’t respond or roll your eyes . Yeah coworkers aren’t friends . #humans #are #idiots #fuck #the #midwest

Nando161
5 days ago

eh, #fuck you #nazi #rightwingers #happily #kill #ya #without no #remorse :antifa_100: :anonymous:

Chip the Android 🌈🤖
1 week ago

Since this #unit was so enjoyed earlier this week, here it is fully #nude and dripping with #synthetic #cum. These droids don't need clothing - they have no modesty subroutines - they're simply #programmed to #fuck. You should power one up and use it now!

unit: allenonhisway

#asfr #gayasfr #naked #gaynude #gaynaked #gayart #body #malebody #nudebody #shirtless #sexy #gay #homo #android #androids #cyborg #robot #scifi #sciencefiction #cock #penis #dick #semen

A shirtless, naked male android stands with its hands behind its back, presenting its smooth hairless body and erect penis. The penis is dripping with synthetic cum. its navel is a silver metallic power button ringed with a soft blue light. its pectoral panel is open revealing robotics underneath. The unit stares blankly ahead
Same as other photo, but with pec panel closed

Oh man... I tried. I really tried to comment the everloving fuck out of everything...

...but six year old code is *still* six year old code...

#Coding #Fuck

Biwanker
1 week ago
supernal resonance
2 weeks ago

just had a bigass bowl of #pho and now I am sleepy as #fuck

Pffff...
2 weeks ago
Diagramme de Venn avec trois patates. 

Ce que je...
 - veux (patate verte)
 - dois (patate rouge)
 - peux (patate jaune)
... faire

Chaque patate intersecte les deux autres mais les trois n'ont pas d'intersection commune.

Le tout est visiblement dessiné avec TikZ sous LaTeX (et oui, c'est ce que je maîtrise le mieux).

🏳️‍🌈ADULT CONTENT NSFW NUDITY🔞 #ass #fuck

Beekir
4 weeks ago

I’m not paranoid when it comes to sanitation but everyone around me is coughing like Covid. #fuck

Hidde
1 month ago

My #handbike just got stolen at the physical therapist. #Fuck

#Rotterdam #Overschie #Handbike #Bike #Theft

A picture of my detachable handbike
Andy Warburton ❌❌❌
1 month ago

Today I went to a #letterpress workshop and made these. Had a ton of fun and it was a nice change from 3d printing and electronics 😂

#art #design #creative #lordofthelost #lotl #fuck

Leave your hate in the comments
Fuck
Opicaak
1 month ago

Please, tell your friends to stop relying on CloudFlare.

Why?

1) It's an intercepting proxy. All traffic is logged and shared (sold) to third parties - mainly the feds,

2) CF can inject a malicious payload,

3) CF adds unnecessary captcha to, inc but not limited to, privacy-aware visitors (VPN, TOR), or block them completely,

4) the internet is basically unusable with CF blocking browser addons,

5) If CF goes down, your website will go down, too. And yes, it does happen.

#fuck #cloudflare

Analogico :antifa:
2 months ago

@w7voa Her Holiness shall be grateful for one more - soooo needed - boost.
#FUCK

Fred Brooker
2 months ago

@Raccoon @janantos

because $('#fuck').click(function(){}); is so easy to write
or $('#fuck').toggleClass('shit');

#fckcps
#fcknzs
#fckAfD

No fucking way!
I'm a fucking #ace
I fucking choose fucking carefully with whom I fuckingly #fuck
Cops/nazis can see me enbydick and be envious what they're missing out

Fred Brooker
3 months ago

Human numbers have already passed the long-term capacity of the Earth to sustain us.

An optimum world population lies perhaps in the range of 2 to 3 billion, maximum at 10 billions.

Current world population is over 8,058,144,205 humans.

The United Nations Population Division projects that the world will reach 9 billion people in 2037 and 10 billion in 2058.

MEANWHILE

Elon Musk: "Population collapse due to low birth rates is a much bigger risk to civilization than global warming."

#x #fuck

DaveyComments
3 months ago

@apple #music app hiding my original bought music on server in search and prompting me to subscribe to Apple Music #fuck off

erAck
4 months ago

The #fuck #Google, sending me a menaced expiration mail for an old account and then not allowing me to login without connecting a phone number to it, no you won't get it you #assholes.

Mustafa Kulle
4 months ago

For #fuck sake. #pixelfed is a #joke.

You cannot upload more than 4 images at once?!
Even though they were cropped and compressed?!

#seriously @pixelfed sort this out.
This is a mess. How do you expect pixelfed to compete with other platforms when it can't even handle uploading a small handful of pictures?

If #instagram can handle 10 uncompressed HD images then surely pixelfed can handle 6 compressed images.

This #new #tech has a long way to go.
#rant over

Chip the Android 🌈🤖
4 months ago

Kx1e, my service/pleasure #bot, malfunctioned yesterday after I left my cum in its ass. My #jizz seeped into it and shorted out its motor function control chip. here it is trying to self repair. I'm horny now...should I #cum into it?

#MaleAndroids #MaleASFR #kink #fetish #gaykink #gayfetish #kinky #gaybear #musclebear #beard #hunk #gay #queer #gayart #queerart #scifi #sciencefiction #hairymen #hairy #gayhairy #hairygay #hairymuscle #fuck #gaysex #gayporn #porn #doggiestyle #art #queer

A muscular bearded android is on all-fours with it's abdominal panel open, staring forward blankly ahead with a crescent wrench in it's hand
Graham Groans
4 months ago

"America's Ass, Part 06: America's Ass, at long last!"

(Part 06 of my "America's Ass" series.)
#Art #GrahamGroans #AmericasAss #Fanart #Gay #MaleBeauty #CaptainAmerica #SteveRogers #BuckyBarnes #TheWinterSoldier #Stucky #Marvel #MuscleHunk #Ass #Fuck #Ride #Sweat

Black-and-white drawing of Captain America and Bucky Barnes, fucking on a couch.
Bucky is sitting on the couch, naked, except for his pants and underwear around his ankles, and the fingerless black glove on his metal arm. On his lap, riding him lapdance style, crouches Captain America, naked but for his star-spangled tube socks, fucking himself on Bucky's lube-dripping cock. Cap is looking over his own shoulder at Bucky's face, his hand buried in Bucky's long hair. Cap is pursing his lips, eyes closed in extasy, while Bucky has a look of disbelief on his face. Cap's enormous cock is hard, pointing towards the ceiling, and dripping precum.
Both men are dripping with sweat.
The room around them is cluttered. There are two sexy vintage posters on the wall, showing Cap and Bucky. The box of a huge dildo is half-hidden behind the couch, Cap's star-spangled jockstrap is dangling off ofa lamp, magazines are strewn everywhere.
Good King Benceslas :bc:
4 months ago

Tonight I have ironed a #shirt and shaved my #face and am going to wear #long trousers, a #pair of shoes and an #actual jacket, because this evening my fine friends, I shall go forth to the #theatre. Because I am cultured as #fuck.

Oldy worldy woman wearing gloves and feathers and shit, at the theatre. She's looking through those tiny binoculars on a stick. Probably at a willy or something. But like in a respectable way.

I didn't really need a case of the Rona in my life, but that's what it turns out I've got. 🤒 #CovidIsNotOver #COVID19 #fuck

n3wjack
5 months ago

@esther

"Study results indicate that limiting global warming to 1.5 °C would prevent most of the tropics from reaching the wet-bulb temperature of the human physiological limit of 35 °C"

#fuck

Anomnomnomaly
5 months ago

My face when I delete & redraft a post that I messed up by including the same picture twice.

Only to realise I just deleted another post that had been liked and boosted a couple of dozen times.

#Fuck
#OhBollocks

Writing Blind
5 months ago

Day three of quitting smoking, and I'm chewing gum like crazy! I got this, I think, maybe I should smoke a cigarette to help calm my nerves, lol. I'm trying to stay strong… ☹️😱🤬 #ThisSucks #Fuck #Struggling

Guess who has oil pouring out the bottom of their van #fuck #fuck #fuck #fuck #fuck

Danny Boling 🌈 ☮️
5 months ago

What's so supreme about it? 🤬

#IllegitimateSCOTUS #SCOTUS
#Fuck #The #SupremeCourt

#IAmDB

screenshot of a tweet: 

"That uniquely American feeling of knowing your human rights depend on the way a committee of nine people, two of whom are unrepentant sexual assailants, interprets a document drafted by slavers and their allies."
灼熱chrisisgr8
5 months ago

💁‍♀️💁‍♀️#grab✋ your💿💿💿drives and request💅your #data babes👄👄✨ because it's #2023🎉💯💯 and we're getting off every fucking platform apparently📉📉💥🏃💁‍♀️ #youtube??😂😝🫡 More Like #You Snooze🛌🎳💤🙈 #twitter???👨🏻💎🚗🔥More Like SHITTER :nonazis: 💩💩🚽👎🪠 #Reddit🤔??#more Like Dead-It ⚰️💀💀🛐 #Windows???🪟🖥️more like WIN-BLOWS🐡💥🤯 :1000: :1up: it's time to download your #shit ⬇️⬇️💅💾at all costs🏴‍☠️🤪 :1000: and say #Fuck You :0w0: 🖕🖕💯 to the 🧍‍♂️🚫#Tech Bros🚀💥🎊so clone those repos :xenia_laptop: :sayori_like: 💯💯 :1000: and #grease up your router👉👉🧴🙌🥵💦⚠️ because it's a Tech #Fuckfest😳😳😳😳and the 🛟⛑️⛑️safety word is 🚨Fuck This🚨🔥🤪 :1000: :1000: :1000: 🤸

Gretchen Anderson
6 months ago

Today I fucking learned that the first person Russia sent into space was a woman. Like Laika the dog except we know the dog. They sent Valentina Vladimirovna Tereshkova into space. As a test subject, not as a cosmonaut. She’s less celebrated than the dog. Men, you fucking cowards. #fuck

Evelyn
7 months ago
Jesse Sheidlower
8 months ago

Some news!

I am now actively working on a new edition of The F-Word. I've just posted about the project on the Strong Language blog, with examples of new entries & a list of things I'm actively looking for. Please send me suggestions, quotations, &c.! And please share this!

https://stronglang.wordpress.com/2023/03/22/help-revise-the-f-word/

#dictionary #slang #fuck

moby dickgirl
11 months ago

"Oh, #Mastodon onboarding *should* be hard, it [whispers] weeds out the ones who aren't serious" listen, the problem with #SocialMedia has never been that it was easy to sign up for, and if you think that then I respectfully invite you to go #fuck yourself

fuck winter
fuck december
fuck advent
fuck christmas

#fuck

Graham Groans
1 year ago

"And it looks like there's some feisty one-on-one action happening down there in the scrum, but it is hard to see exactly what they're doing from this angle..."

Annual Patreon-commission.
#Art #Gay #Smut #Sex #Rugby #Scrum #Shorts #Commission #MaleBeauty #MuscleHunk #Fuck

A black-and-white drawing of the middle of a rugby scrum, where two players from opposing teams apparently got taken away by the adrenaline and testosterone and everything, and they are fucking passionately while the rest of the scrum is going on above them.
Anomnomnomaly
1 year ago

I;ve read that if you want to be able to make better connections with others, you should make a post and fill it with hashtags, so that it's searchable... OK, here goes.

#Humour #Funny #Sarcasm #Innuendo #UnintendedInnuendo #TottenhamHostspur #LiverpoolFC #StarWars #StarTrek #Firefly #Farscape #FinalSpace #SciFi #Fantasy #Tolkien #TerryPratchett #Discworld #TheExpanse #JamesCorey #Grunge #80s #90s #ISwearALot #Fuck #Dogs #Smuturday

That's a start for now I think.