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#grandpa

MidnightRyder
2 weeks ago

#1001badjokes and #puns 177: #grandpa would be proud of this #joke . #dailyjoke on #mastodon

Zach Klipp (he/him)🌻
3 weeks ago

My grandpa turns 90 today. He couldn’t wait for the festivities to start so first thing in the morning had Google Assistant sing him happy birthday and made a video 😂

#HappyBirthday #Grandpa

Visual is just a cutout of my grandpa’s face from an old picture from around 1930s. Google Assistant says happy birthday then sings.
PhoenixSerenity
1 month ago

Dad's happy to have the IV line out & being able to sit in living room to watch his #Chinese news & shows. #Baby Raven Sol is holding his #Grandpa 's hand ❤

#AsianMastodon #Teochew #GrandpaAndGrandson #FamilyPhotos #Family #generational #OldAndYoung #FirstGrandchild #bonding #QualityTime #monochrome #BWphotos #MyFamily #MyLovedOnes

My Dad & baby nephew sitting on couch together. Monochrome photo.
PhoenixSerenity
1 month ago

My patriarch #Grandpa recognized that I never needed any personal rewards when trying to help people or animals or plants in need. My Grandpa told me that I was his only grandkid that served nature first & how intelligent I was to naturally recognize how important nature is to all of us. He was almost the only one(other than my parents) who fully supported me - every time I tried fighting for environmental or social justice. He called me his little justice tiger ❤🐅🐯❤
I miss him very much.

PhoenixSerenity
1 month ago

Something my patriarch #Grandpa recognized in me - before I understood how he saw something in me that my patriarch Grandma never saw/gave me credit for until she was dying. Both of them told me that my heart, soul & spirit are too good for this Earth. Both told me that I'm their only grandchild who they knew - would never leave any human cold, hungry or feeling unloved. Both apologized to me before death. Both told me I was born to rock boats & enact changes. It was bittersweet to hear it.

PhoenixSerenity
1 month ago

#Baby #nephew is coming over for his weekly visit. His Mom's bringing him by after I'm done with my client work/wrapped meetings.
Got hundreds more seeds sowed before clocking into work this morning 👩‍🌾✌
New photos of baby nephew & gardening stuff will be shared later. This pic of Raven w/ my #Dad / his #Grandpa is from a past visit.

#AsianMastodon #Teochew #Chinese #family #PreciousMoments #FamilyPhotos #MomentsToRemember #FirstGrandchild #Grandfather #Grandson #BabyLove #HappyBaby #SmileyBaby

Baby Raven hanging out with Dad/his Grandpa. Monochrome photo.

I don't understand it. Most of the time I use 🤣 to express that I'm rolling on the floor, laughing.

However, the kids I communicate with say "lmao," which means "laughing my ass off."

I thought I was being #kewl with my #emoji usage, but now I feel like #grandpa... 😬

Michele Giulvezan-Tanner Art
2 months ago

Moshu to the kids. Dad to me. ❤️

Moshu
Oil on Canvas
48" x 36"
2006
Unavailable

#moshu #fineart #dad #grandpa #romanian #santacruz #throwbackthursday

Oil painting of elderly man with hat and glasses, sitting with hands clasped and eyes closed.
Peter Stolmeier
3 months ago

He leaves behind many children, grand children, and great, and even great great grand children, and his family and name have spread far and wide.
#RestInPeace, #Grandpa, you will be missed.

Dylan Bragg
3 months ago

#mastoprompt "Shrapnel"

A miracle that I’m alive…
For I was there in forty-five
With all the joint Amphibious Corps.
The bloodiest battle of the war,
We fought as boldly as we could,
Lost many lives, but I withstood
That rain of steel on land and sea:
I’ve still got shrapnel in my knee.

#poetry #shortpoems #riddlepoems #ww2 #war #okinawa #warstories #grandpa #soldier #battle #military #history #poetrycommunity

AttentionWhore🔞
3 months ago

🇬🇧 below
Kleine Filterspielereien.
Damals mit den ganzen Opis, hat Spaß gemacht.
Welcher Filter gefällt euch am besten?
#Umfrage darunter.

Small filter gimmicks.
Back then with all the grandpas, it was fun.
Which filter do you like best?
#Survey below.

#nsfw #gangbang #Grandpa

Ich sitze breitbeinig nackt auf einen Tisch. Um mich rum sind 6 ältere Herren die mich berühren und halten.
Knie, Wade, beide Schultern.
Filter als Cartoon mit dem Spruch: That's your Life, Don't let others tell you how to.
Ich sitze breitbeinig nackt auf einen Tisch. Um mich rum sind 6 ältere Herren die mich berühren und halten.
Knie, Wade, beide Schultern.
Filter, drumrum es sind diverse Wörter geschrieben
Ich sitze breitbeinig nackt auf einen Tisch. Um mich rum sind 6 ältere Herren die mich berühren und halten.
Knie, Wade, beide Schultern.
Filter ist mit folgenden Text versehen:
You don't always need a plan
Sometimes you just need to let go and see what happens.
Ich sitze breitbeinig nackt auf einen Tisch. Um mich rum sind 6 ältere Herren die mich berühren und halten.
Knie, Wade, beide Schultern.
Text mit dem Filter, Every picture tells a story. Wenn Opi gegen seine Skatbuddies verloren hat.
Paul Mietz Egli
4 months ago

Yep, I’m the weird grandparent who A/B tests different breakfast foods with the two-year-old. This morning, waffles with peanut butter generated a higher ingestion response than plain waffles. The cohort (n=1) continued to show a strong bias towards dairy, particularly string cheese. Chicken sausages drew a negative response with 100% of the segments dropped on the floor. #grandpa #toddlers

2023-03-02 #video

Mortar man in Ukrainian Army, callsign "#Grandpa", is 71 and going strong!

He says he's not going home until they kick all the evil out.

Glory to #Hero!

📹: #Butusov plus

#Ukraine #RussianWarOfAgression

Roxann Conger
4 months ago

Tomorrow would be my grandpa's 83rd birthday. He was a wonderful man and a huge part of my life. It has been about 6 yrs since he passed away but I still miss him all the time. I'm sure I always will.

#FamilyHistory #Genealogy #Grandpa #Grief #OldPhotos #Memories #Fishing

My grandpa and I with a huge fish; 4 July 1991
PhoenixSerenity
4 months ago

Raven Sol's first #baby #photobomb 😂
With my Dad. #Grandbaby & #Grandpa

Short visit today. Always nice seeing my baby #nephew 🥰

#family

Baby nephew, Raven, photobombing my Dad.  Black & white photo.

#Introduction time again, since I'm on a new smaller instance.

Hi. 👋 I'm Evo, and I've been in #podcasting since the beginning. Like "40th podcast ever" and "author of Podcasting for Dummies" beginning. Yeah.

These days I'm focused on #FictionPodcast content (think #AudioDrama, #RadioPlay, or other flavors of #AudioFiction).

I live in #Phoenix, #Ariziona, am a #CraftBeer nerd, player of #DiscGolf, love to #Travel (mostly to #Belize these days), am a #grandpa, and a nice #atheist. Usually.

Evo Terra
7 months ago

New #intro:

I live in #Phoenix, #Arizona & help organize the PHXPodcast.club.

I own a full-service #podcast production agency called https://Simpler.Media.

I curate a weekly newsletter— @theendupdates— that shines a light back on #FictionPodcast, #AudioDrama, #RadioPlay, and other #AudioFiction shows when they've reached the (or at least a) conclusion.

I'm a #grandpa, #CraftBeer nerd, new #ebike enthusiast, #PipeSmoker, #coffee and #mate drinker, #discgolf player, #bassguitar player.

👋

Miss Fidget
7 months ago

@idoubtit keep hashtagging it up you’ll find yer peeps right? similar situation myself as Fortean woman for two centuries. I’m meh/eyeroll on woo astronomy and karma as well as #tabletopgaming and #Comics so try to let my #FreakFlagFly and monitor hashtags for #forteana #CharlesFort #FemaleFortean. Fort worked alone anyway, right? FWIW I felt one unnamed fortean online community helmed by dogmatic #misogyny so I chose to leave chuckling ‘good luck #grandpa its 2020 out there’

they say #anarchism is for kiddies but i'm already pushing 40 (#grandpa) and every year i just get anarchistier and anarchistier 🤷🏻‍♂️ :anarchismred: :ironfront:

Toluca Noticias
2 years ago

Hey @rahenzi I might need some help getting this tablet to #grandpa Henzi! Ethan's here and has been in school with #COVID kids but someone needs to show him how to use it.

Sunny2-Rebel
3 years ago

RT@keinea49@todon.nl
💚 Danke für den Film als Doku! 🌳 ❤️
Über die Räumung im Barrio #Überall mit #Grandma #Grandpa im #HerriBleibt 🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳
https://twitter.com/keinea49/status/1316700894931505154

#AlleWälderBleiben #ActNow #Autokorrektur #Danni #KeineA49 #KeineAutobahnMehr sondern #Verkehrswende und #Klimaschutz! #WaldStattAsphalt

DaddyBrian
3 years ago

#grandpa #belly #frot
Who knew that Santa was so well hung. I’d love to take a turn with him.

Semi news bot of the Fedi
4 years ago

Cops Dump 10 Rounds Into 82yo Partially Deaf Man Because ‘He Couldn’t Hear Them’ https://thefreethoughtproject.com/deaf-granddaddy-shot-by-police-hear-them/ #policebrutality #policeshooting #deafman #grandpa

Pictoline
4 years ago

Hoy es el #DiaDeLosAbuelos en varios países 👵👴❤️
Estos son algunos de nuestros abuelos y abuelas favoritos de la cultura pop:

#abuela #abuelo #grandma #grandpa