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Peeing over the edge of the litter box onto nuclear codes that staff left in the bathroom.
Possessing a bunch of highly classified government documents that you could have just given back when asked politely for them and then nothing bad would have happened.
And in second place: fussing and fighting, despite the fact that life is very short. (I have often thought that it's a crime.)
Putting the BOP in the BOP-SHU-WOP-SHU-WOP.
See also: Putting the RAM in the RAMMA-LAMMA-DING-DONG
Limp-wristing McNuggets at Mick’s Mulvaney
Publishing code in the Year of Our Lord 2023 that still replaces Unicode emojis with GIFs like it's 2005.
Guess we're gonna find out whether anybody can make stuff up that's dumber.
Not feeling optimistic so I'll go with "Thinking a true crime podcast is when you livestream your own federal crimes."
Careless whispers & guilty feet
Here's another #ThemeTune #PopQuiz for your #Saturday listening
There is a theme that connects these 4 #songs. Today's theme is 'musical instrument'.
Question: the following 4 songs feature the same instrument, not the same model, but the exact same individual piece of equipment. Guess the instrument from the 4 options.
Feel free to provide your reasoning in a CW reply. 🙏 boost so more can play along. And I hope you enjoy the music.
Bragging about your crimes — #DumbestThingToBeIndictedFor
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Having the same first name as a Disney character and a last name that rhymes with dump...
And using the word 'covfefe'...
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Driving slowly in the overtaking lane...
Driving slow in the middle lane.
Being too indecisive at the drive-thru menu.
A ham sandwich.
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#USPol
#Trump
#TFG
Selling loose cigarettes to make ends meet because neoliberals gutted New Deal social safety net provisions.
When you use the #RollingStones "You Can't Always Get When You Want," when you should really play "Sympathy for the Devil."
When you use the #RollingStones "You Can't Always Get When You Want," when you should really play "Sympathy for the Devil."
Taking a picture of papers all over the floor after the boxes had a Jenga failure
Forgetting to change your footwear
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Using a black sharpie instead of a red one.
I almost got arrested for taking pictures of the Zilwaukee Bridge from the public park underneath it.
It was 2003. The cop thought I was planning to blow up the bridge. Not kidding.
Luckily, I explained the concept of fine art photography and had my photo class textbook with me as exculpatory evidence.
Unluckily, I was put on the federal terrorist watchlist. The cop said he was required to. So that’s fun…
Draining the pool into the security camera server room
(I mean, who among us HASN’T done this once or twice???)
#DumbestThingToBeIndictedFor #Indictment #Trump #HashTagGames @hashtaggames
Saying 'Happy Holidays'
Fundamentally misunderstanding the meaning of Boxing Day
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Bringing an alligator to a liquor store. You know they don't have ID
Paying someone's bail.
Person Woman Man Camera TV
Maintaining Brand Integrity and Freezing the competition out of all The High Class Venues
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Removing the tag.
Saving the life of a woman with an ectopic pregnancy before she's on the brink of death.
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Dunning Kruger syndrome.
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Reading books to children while wearing a dress.
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Including the letter u in Neighbour, Colour, Odour...to name a fue
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Hitting your butler with the bottle of ketchup you were throwing at the wall during a temper tantrum because you got indicted for multiple dozens of counts of espionage.
Taking work home with you after getting fired
Seven Charges Road
I'm So Indicted!
And I just can't hide it
I've completely lost control and I do not like it.
Strawberry Shortcake Forever
Maybe have two bottles of lotion: One to keep in the creepy murder pit and one to keep on your craft table.
Attend the desert pre-crossing mixer and wear a name tag.
#HorseWithNoName or is he?
#GiveAdviceToASongBookOrShowCharacter
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LAAA LAAA
Need-Some-More-Words
In the LAAA LAAA refrain
LAAA LAAA
borderline insane
trauma on the collect-tive
LAAA LAAA brain
#HorseWithNoName
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h/t @noondlyt
Don Draper, maybe some T-blockers are in order?
Regresaba a casa después de jugar la final de la copa mundial contra los de la otra cuadra, listo para ver otro capítulo de Dinosaurios 🥹
#ÉramosFelicesYNoSabíamos
#EveryBodyWasDoingThisInThe90s #HashtagGames
Woah dude - idk maybe it's time to #DeleteTwitter & #joinmastodon
Dr. Bruce Banner ✌️
Rick, it's great that you'll never give her up, or let her down, or run around and desert her. But really, that's the bare minimum, isn't it. Try buying some flowers.
Ed, just shut up, shut the F* UP!
You've gotten me in enough trouble. Everybody I tell about you thinks I'm insane.
Time For 9 o'clock #HashtagGames hosted by @paul
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Specific brand names like "Blockbuster" can be genericized. It's about the spirit, not the letter.
I've got 0 or 1. I may or may not have sent any faxes.
Obsessively dialing in to the internet to check for replies to a message you sent to the newsgroup.
Sometimes, often times, the connection attempts failed and looped, and you cursed at the modem while the dog looked at you like you lost your mind.
It took you 4 minutes to connect, less than a minute to check and then log off.
Cuffing their acid-washed jeans so tight their feet never really had a chance
#EveryBodyWasDoingThisInThe90s
#ExceptMeIWouldNeverDoThat
#AbsolutelyNever
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ignoring the fuck out of Donald Trump
Having huge Map Books or Atlas's in the car for long road trips.
Having a little phone book you put everyone's numbers in.
reading Computer SHOPPER like it was the goddamn BIBLE
GALLOPING away from a SPACE MARINE who is giddily WIELDING A CHAINSAW
on a #HorseWithNoName
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you see I've been <<<AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORRRLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORRRLD>>> on a horse with no name
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#HorseWithNoName
pretending the 80s never happened
In case you're wondering, I'm stalling⬅️👀...
#HorseWithNoName
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@dannotdaniel Trying out the latest DOOM mods, like the one that made the setting look like your office, or the one that turned the monsters into Barney, or the one that made the monsters sound like Ned Flanders
Being happy with a 24-in tube TV.
"Finding the chainsaw" in DOOM 🤩
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* guitar courtesy of 331EROCK 🎸 🔥 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e87YFaWdiaE
Uploading the best wallpaper and a sweet UNDER CONSTRUCTION gif for your World Wide Web Homepage at 14.4KB/S
Beanie Babies - the precursor to NFTs.
Stressing about Y2K computer concerns. #EverybodyWasDoingThisInThe90s #HashtagGames