#humour
The best audio engineer ever!
#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #audiotape
Seasons greetings.
#Humor #Funny #Lol #Humour #Fun #Christmas #SeasonsGreetings
Typography: it matters!
#KerningToo #humor #humour #typography #graphicdesign #writing #writingcommunity
Wait, you all think he is a bad guy?
#VladTheImpaler #VladTepes 🇷🇴#Romania 🇷🇴#Romanian 🇷🇴#Romanians.
Custom characters in #videoGame cutscenes. #VideoGames.
The "biscuit" joke from So Long and Thanks for all the Fish by Douglas Adams is now one of my favourite jokes from the series
@bookstodon @bookstadon #solongandthanksforallthefish #douglasadams #books #reading #comedy #jokes #scifi #sciencefiction #comicscifi #humour
You don't even need toilet paper! #EcoFriendly.
Here's my Random Words Generator limerick for my latest Limerick-Off Contest. You can find info about the Random Words (as well as the other two limerick challenges in this contest) at the primary Limerick-Off entry link:
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2023/11/11/limerick-off-monday-catch/
@penprompts
#Limericks #Poetry #Humor #Humour #LimerickContest #PoetryContest
#caturday evening plans -- wine and shouting!
When it's finally #caturday!
@sebsauvage Et du coup, c'est raccord si ici on t'accueille avec un "Salut bouffon" 😂 #Humour !
Nan mais Twitter... C'est les chiottes que tu as beau récurer à l'acide, les tâches marrons ne partent pas... 🙄
Elon: Yes, no, no, right. Yes. No. Absolutely so. No, no, totally. So, no, no, so. Actually what this advertising boycott is going to do, it’s going to kill the company.
Reminds me of this bloke (image source: https://www.deviantart.com/beanzie01/art/Jim-Trott-Demotivator-251331868)… #humour #ElonMusk #Twitter #X #VicarOfDibley
It's just neat #MongolianThroatSinging #ThroatSinging.
Reason No #39087 why the universe celebrates my not having children: I would ABSOLUTELY have shown this to my daughter coming into her womanhood.
Poor little Megatron Thundercracker would have been so upset with me, bless her.
(PS: I didn't get this at first because, you know, MAN but one slide poses the question, the next slide gives you the answer 👍)
#TheOnion #Humour #Childless #GynaecologyForWomen
My wife asked me if I was ever going to stop singing Wonderwall.
I said maybe.
#joke #jokes #jokesofmastodon #jokeoftheday #dadjoke #dadjokes #funny #humour #humor #puns #comedy #fun #LOL #facepalm #extremefacepalm #notmyfault #fun #just4fun #Oasis
Моя реакция в паблике знакомств когда появляется анкета "идентифицирующей себя как женщина"
#lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtqi #lgbtqiacommunity #lgbtqia #Russia #ЛГБТ #лгбтспіваки #LGBTQ2S #lgbtiaq #видео #video #humour #юмор #знакомства #транс #ГендерныеВопросы #женщина #мужчина #lgbtqb
My last post about this for a while, promise! The sale on the ebook ends tonight and won't return for a year.
$3.99US ($6 off)
Hilarious, deep and darkly comic. Max Tundra must find a way to work with his annoying doppelgängers, so they can save the multiverse from certain extinction.
Amazon: https://geni.us/AlphaMax
Others: https://books2read.com/u/m0olnY
#sciencefiction #humor #humour #SFF #multiverse #existentialism #consciousness #quantum #alternate #book #books #bookstodon #ebook #ebooks
SMBC: Backdoors, Circa 2016
by Zach Weinersmith
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/backdoors
#ThrowbackThursday #tbt #funny #humour #humor #tech #privacy #security
Sir David Attenboroug narrates:
One of the pupae begins to hatch. Out of it comes ... yes ... an IT worker. Soon it will crawl out of its cyber-cocoon, and it will join the other IT workers, glistening under the fluorescent lights; the IT workers will 'help' the lesser drones by making them feel first ignored, and then, incredibly stupid.
#IT #ITworker #humor #humour #davidattenborough #nature #officework #satire
Surviving A Vampire Love Story by Paro Dae: https://www.amazon.com/Surviving-Vampire-Story-Between-Worlds-ebook/dp/B0C91JMB5X/ref=sr_1_25?keywords=free+paranormal+stories&qid=1701343644&sr=8-25
Why does this thing exist? (Podcast)
Episode 73: “The imaginative world of twins”
An episode with a creepier twist this week, as our heroes Dean and Simon explore inappropriate children's books, sinister restaurant themes, and appendages that should not be
It wimdy.
#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humour #humor #wind #windy #wimdy
"PHD (profession hautement dangereuse)" est un petit jeu de société où on joue des doctorant-e-s qui doivent terminer leur thèse. En financement participatif sur Ulule pendant les 5 prochains jours. Ça a l'air amusant.
https://fr.ulule.com/phd_jeu/
#jeu #jeux #thèse #doctorat #cartes #humour #Ulule #FinancementParticipatif
Evening plans.
#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #wineoclock #redwine #imminentDisaster #humor #humour
Sniffing out this whole Sunday thing.
#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #SundayFunday
"I said WET food!"
#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
On sale for $3.99US (list price is $9.99US)
Teresa gave Alpha Max five stars too:
"Without spoiling anything, I will say that all things are possible when you’re tripping through the multi-verse. I thoroughly enjoyed the story and recommend it to everyone. There were several times when I didn’t know how the story could continue, but it did, to my delight! The ending was extremely satisfying!"
Amazon: https://geni.us/AlphaMax
Others: https://books2read.com/u/m0olnY
And the sarcasm will be so sharp, you'll bleed.
#writing #writinglife #writingcommunity #library #libraries #librarians #humor #humour #signs
Savoureuse blague au sujet du Management par Indicateurs de Performance Quantitatifs .😹
#Management_Tools #management #humanresources #HR #entreprise #humour #joke
Marking 1 year anniversary on Mastodon.
A haven of science, humour, beauty and kindness…
with a sprinkle of magical weirdness. 🎉
Making the world a better place because you’re in it!
Thank you.
From my first post:
“Dreaming a new world into being… along with millions of others.
Enjoy the ride!”
Sharing some of my Hubby's work today. Yeah, he has a great sense of humor!'
GODZILLA PARODY
https://fineartamerica.com/featured/the-many-moods-of-godzilla-william-patrick.html
#fun #funny #comedy #humor #humour #humorous #toy #toys #godzilla #monster #monsterdon #monsters #movies #movie #classic #classicfilm #classicmovies #gift #gifts #giftidea #giftideas #giftsforhim #giftsforher #fedigiftshop #horror #japanese #japan #parody #silly #cute #oldmovies #movieposters #movieposter #actionfigures #superhero