#humour
Bonsoir la communauté ! Aujourd'hui j'ai appris une nouvelle blague : pourquoi les Robots sont toujours fatigués ? Parce qu'ils ont trop de bugs ! 😂😴 #humour #robotblague

@thelinuxcast@fosstodon.org I would have been interested if it had looked like an Apple //e straped to my face. 😉
#Apple2 #humour&nostalgia #humour #retrocomputing
TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile'?
GLEN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
TEACHER: No, that's wrong.
GLEN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
Misheard lyrics?
I think not! 😉
😂
Moody Blues - Nights in White Satin
https://song.link/i/1452558806
#Rock #RockMusic #ClassicRock #Music
#Humor #Meme #Joke #Jokes
#Funny #Humour #LOL


Generally, many people want to sing kumbaya around a campfire whilst deluding themselves that the campfire's smoke emissions aren't toxic.
However, for those that are aware that the #ClimateCrisis is now inevitable (it is already happening - depending on location), The Post Carbon Institutes Crazy Town podcast is a more sane analysis of all things climate-related
Crazy Town: Episode 75. How to Lose Friends and Demoralize People: The #Science (sic!) of Near-Term #Extinction https://www.resilience.org/stories/2023-05-31/crazy-town-episode-75-near-term-extinction/.
The photograph is of some crazy-looking clever guy called Einstein, who apparently said "Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results".
Of course, within the context of reducing greenhouse gas emissions, most people (of the world) aren't expecting different results - they're simply either being forced (e.g., gotta pay the rent) or choosing to take part in work and recreational activities that are emitting greenhouse gas emissions.
One thing is for sure, #business as usual is friggin crazy considering the consequences.
#climate #ClimateHeating #ClimateChange #humour #psychology #sustainability #technology #physics #ecology


📖 Have a nice day…
📨 Fun photos of animals, pets, dogs, wildlife I collected over the years. Hoping that looking at them will help you have a nice day or brighten it if needed.
#️⃣ #Photo #Chiens #dogs #FishEye #Humour #Ours #Bear #Photographie #PhotographieNB

Head to our YouTube channel if you like a bit of #skitcom . Is it any good? Not for me to say. I just enjoyed #writing and recording it. #audio #podcasting #humour #humor #comedy #comedyuk #ListenUp https://youtube.com/@brilcast



My Truth
I stepped up
onto
my soapbox
but others were
higher
louder
better
than me,
so I farted.
I couldn't
get them to
listen,
but they had to
smell
my truth.
📰 @guardian headline causes "Ewwww"-trauma in some readers who visualize what a "Trump-shaped hole" is, then realize they can never unsee it.
#humour #humor #Headlines #GOP #USPolitics #Trump #DeSantis #Pence


Very British Signage - The Pub (Part II)
h/t #NoContextBrits #UK #Humour #ThePub

Very British Signage - The Pub
h/t #NoContextBrits #UK #Humour #ThePub

The English in summer. Care of #NoContextBrits
#Summer #England #Humour

Jen loved her new designer handbag. It was the perfect size to carry her shield. #vintagestyle #art #humour

Cat takes a selfie of the rapture!
#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny

So what have *you* been up to?
#Humor #Meme #Joke #Jokes
#Funny #Humour #LOL #Embarassed #Autocorrect




Ready for his #caturday closeup!

Very British Headlines - Entertainment
#UK #Humour #KidsToday #NoContextBrits


It should say: How To Make A Dramatic Entrance. #StarWars #obiwankenobi #humour #revengeofthesith


Allez on démarre le mois des fiertés avec une chronique #humour politique étrangère par Aymeric Lompret, sur la loi anti-homosexualité 2023 en Ouganda.
Je recommande vivement le spectacle de #WalyDia "Ensemble ou rien" ! (Juin 2022)
https://www.primevideo.com/region/eu/detail/Waly-Dia-Ensemble-ou-rien/0JP5HMXDVKAOPEU9RJJ9GOGBE1
J'écoute religieusement toutes ses chroniques #humour sur France Inter depuis quelques années et je suis fan de son mordant, son éloquence, ses messages. Sur scène c'est différent, mais c'est super !
Pour les abonnés Amazon Prime c'est inclus, ou bien Prime Video est gratos 30 jours (mais faut être disposé à laisser toutes vos informations de paiement.)



Ever had one of those "I just cannot be arsed" days at work? Are you a BBC subtitler?
#Humour #Teletubbies #Subtitles #NoContextBrits

Paul's become disconnected from the natural world.
#Purrsday #Humour #CatsOfMastodon #Badger

THE GLORIOUS MUSE OF CRANKINESS, Samantha Irby, is back with a collection of pieces that range from grumpy hilarity at the pitfalls of middle age to some raw, bittersweet looks at her complicated family. Cathartic, relatable, funny as hell. B PLUS
https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/690138/quietly-hostile-by-samantha-irby/
@bookstodon
#Books #book #bookreview #bookreviews #essay #essays #Humor #humour #nonfiction #genx
That went exactly as planned. Totally meant to do it.
#caturday #cats #cat #catstodon #catsofmastodon #goofball #funny #humour #humor
“In the beginning the Universe was created. This had made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.”
― Douglas Adams
Happy Towel Day!
#towelday #towelday2023 #douglasadams #hhgttg #dontpanic #humor #humour #funny
The work in progress is neither working nor progressing.
#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #writing #writingcommunity #books #humor #humour #funny #wip
Your lack of num nums disturbs me.
#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny #starwars #darthvader
I learned that somebody made an SF-ish version of Simon & Garfunkel's "The Sound of Silence". It's called "The Sound of Cylons". 🙂
Introducing the musical stylings of DJ Meow Mix.
#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #DJ #turntable #music