#ikea
Wydaje się to zbyt hermetyczne, ale znając kontekst, trzeba stwierdzić, że po raz kolejny #Ikea nie zawodzi 😍
Kontekst: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncRB1A5M3wE
#marketing #socialmedia #realtimemarketing #sprawadlareportera #smieszne
IKEAs logistical systems in the UK seem to have been in meltdown for the past couple of weeks. Specifically, I wouldn’t recommend “click and collecting” from them for a while.
In Älmhult today for the third time since I've been with #IKEA and got to visit the prototype labs. Sorry no pictures from inside it - but some cool stuff in the pipeline
Die CR2032 von #Ikea heißen tatsächlich "PLATTBOJ"? 😂
#15yrsago HOWTO Make a giant spherical metalamp out of dozens of cheap #Ikea lamps https://www.instructables.com/Big-lamps-from-Ikea-lampan-lamps./
#15yrsago China’s #IPAddress shortage, two perspectives https://www.chinatechnews.com/2008/09/23/7595-cnnic-chinas-internet-will-be-short-of-ip-addresses-soon
#15yrsago World’s largest #wargaming table art installation https://web.archive.org/web/20080927032126/http://www.ethanham.com/blog/2008/09/worlds-largest-wargaming-table.html
#10yrsago More details, new video showing Iphone #fingerprint reader pwned by Chaos Computer Club https://www.heise.de/ratgeber/Der-iPhone-Fingerabdruck-Hack-1965783.html
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Wollte ich gestern zum #Caturday eigentlich posten - unser neues #Katzenklo. Aber heute kann ich zumindest schon berichten, dass es unsere zwei Stubentiger gut annehmen.
Und meine Frau ist jetzt auch glücklich, weil kein Streu mehr herumliegt und das Kisterl gut aufgeräumt ist.
Kostenpunkt: Ingesamt ca. 100,-- EUR (von #ikea)
#LifeHack #Katze #catsofmastodon #cats
Parece que #IKEA publicará online todos sus catálogos. De momento sólo están en sueco, pero dicen que su intención es ir publicando las versiones en otras lenguas también.
El catálogo del año 2021 fue el último publicado en papel, así que resulta lógica la idea de un #repositorio.
#recursos #interiorismo
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https://ikeamuseum.com/en/explore/ikea-catalogue/
At my own personal hell, #IKEA on a weekend.
But do you think my wife will notice this cylinder vase I slipped into the trolley?
Kinda wish I lived closer to Renton, so I could hit up Ikea’s cafe regularly for a healthy-ish, filling meal under $10. (And free coffee/tea.) Eating out here - even getting coffee here - is SO FREAKING EXPENSIVE.
But alas, I’ll probably renew my lease on my current place (…8 months from now), since we have a 3-day/week mandated RTO starting in January, and I’m a 5-minute drive from work.
A quick #ikea / renovation thread, because their Skytta closet/room dividers are neat.
Today I have learned that #IKEA is not kidding when its instructions say two people are needed
Es geht!
Die beigelegte Anleitung ist falsch.
Nicht einmal 5 Sekunden drücken, sondern schnell 4x drücken. Dann wird das Teil erkannt...
WTF. #IKEA hat die Anleitung verkackt.
The IKEA octopus is really pretty cool! Only reason I didn't take one home today is I'm on the way to the airport and there's no room in my bag.
Tested for you: #ikea veggie hot dog > plant based hot dog. Oh boy that fake meat tastes awful 🤢. The veggie one is perfect, spicy and rich.
Planning our company winter retreat and was asked to gather some weather data on a few possible locations. I added some extra data points for... umm... science.
#datascience #meatballs #IKEA
#IKEA wird einen neuen Lautsprecher der #Vappeby-Serie starten. Der Neue wird ein Bluetooth-fähiger Lautsprecher im schlichten Design sein, den man unterwegs o. daheim betreiben und mit Spotify beschallen kann. https://winfuture.de/news,138623.html?utm_source=Mastodon&utm_medium=ManualStatus&utm_campaign=SocialMedia
— Из вашей квартиры слышны звуки драки и насилия!
Ralph Ruthe (@ralphruthe), 29 March 2011 • via https://troet.cafe/@ralphruthe/111103824187334117 • https://ruthe.de/ #quoteRT #RalphRuthe #cartoons #strips #Ikea #furniture #furnitureassembly #comparisons #commonplot #comicsartists #2010s
【 Ну а ЩенокЩенком здесь, конечно же, увидит начальную сцену порноролика. 】 #notRalfKönig
Finally ported my sensor data onto a website utilising my #Splunk reports. It was a bit tricky getting those report embeds to work and look the way I wanted them, but I think it works now... mostly.
This isn't an Internet website, but it certainly makes it a lot easier for me to view the metrics since I can just go to the website at home.
I may look into setting up a Grafana instance later, but for now this will do fine.
Dezeen : IKEA and H&M's design incubator unveils products by 22 emerging London studios https://www.dezeen.com/2023/09/20/atelier-100-drop002-ikea-hms-ldf/ #LondonDesignFestival #Furniture #Fashion #Design #IKEA #all #HM
An #IKEA smart bulb failed & I replaced it with a spare one. Easy, right?
Hah.
In order to associate the new bulb with a room, I need that room’s remote control puck which was … somewhere. When I find it, the CR2032 battery’s dead and I need to find a new one. The puck’s been off so long it’s lost its connection to the basestation so I need to resync it. Then resync all bulbs in the room with the puck. Then rename and set them up in the IKEA app, and then the Alexa app.
Mit #Wasserstoff statt #Schweröl schippern
Mehr als 20 große Konzerne von #Amazon über #Ikea bis #Tchibo schreiben einen CO2-freien #Schiffstransport aus. Das soll ein Anreiz für Reeder und Hersteller von Wasserstoff und "grünen" Kraftstoffen sein.
#Schiffsverkehr
https://www.klimareporter.de/verkehr/mit-wasserstoff-statt-schweroel-schippern
"Ikea and Unilever named as best-performing companies on climate advocacy"
https://www.edie.net/ikea-and-unilever-named-as-best-performing-companies-on-climate-advocacy/
Wer zur Förderung der heimischen Schmetterlingsfauna ein Insektenhotel aufstellen möchte, aber weder Garten noch Balkon zur Verfügung hat, sollte über ein #Ikea Ivar nachdenken. Die reichhaltig angeordneten Bohrungen in diesem Regalsystem sind ein perfektes Zuhause für die possierlichen Tierchen.
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/D%C3%B6rrobstmotte
Die Drecksviecher haben sich bei mir durch einen Plastikbeutel mit Sonnenblumenkernen gefressen. Möglicherweise verdauen die nicht nur Kork und Leder, sondern auch PE-Folie.
Decided to add some color to the hallway to the children’s room. #paint #color #home #decoration #IKEA
Rad van Rommel bij Ikea
Dit jaar is het thema van #Ikea opruimen. De atleten Dafne Schipper en Churandy Martina gingen afgelopen Zaterdag 16 september in Haarlem de strijd aan met bezoekers met als doel om zo snel mogelijk op te ruimen.
De presentatie was in handen van Willie Wartaal. De winnaars kregen een ijsje.
Een reportage van 023TVonline....
https://www.haarlemupdates.nl/2023/09/17/77100/
#ChurandyMartina #DafneSchippers #Haarlem #IKEA #opruimen #RadVanRommel #rommel #WillieWartaal
If you are moving, or for some other reason are taking down your #IKEA #traadfri for more than a couple of weeks: Remember to remove all batteries from the remotes.
Not sure if they all got into panic poll mode and or something, but now, upon retrieving them from the boxes, they all seem to have dead battery 🪙
I bought some air quality equipment from Ikea yesterday and created a python script (using Leggin's Dirigera library on GitHub) to write a CSV log file to send to Splunk.
I linked all the devices in, created a sourcetype in Splunk, then made this dashboard! :blobfoxcomfycomputer:
The air quality in Sydney hasn't been great this week, and now I have it logged.
#Firms #Urge #Czech #PM To #support #SameSexMarriages
Dozens of #Czech #firms and the local branches of #foreigncompanies including #CocaCola, #Ikea and #Microsoft called on the #primeminister on Wednesday to press for #passage of #legislation #enabling #samesex #marriages.
#Women #Transgender #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA #CzechRepublic #Business #Allies #MarriageEquality #SameSexMarriage
https://www.barrons.com/news/firms-urge-czech-pm-to-back-same-sex-marriages-7e5e9327
The three #bleptember emotions one experiences at #IKEA: amazement, boredom, and fear.
#dogsofmastodon
The parent toot was by far my most popular for some reason—I never know what you hominids are going to like. Anyway, these photos of one table on top of another are pretty anticlimactic.
The orange joiner is just for photos. I'll swap it out for another black one.
Yes ! Ma mère nous a avancé l’argent pour le dressing, on avait encore les fringues en vrac dans des cartons ! 🎉
Le weekend prochain je me farcis le montage (:blob_lurk:) vu que TaskRabbit m’annonçait environ 270€ d’après leur outil d’estimation (et “seulement” 160 d’après le devis reçu post-commande Ikea mais qui ne liste qu’une infime partie des équipements concernés donc j’ai un doute)
J’espère que je vais pas regretter. Si vous avez déjà monté du PAX et que vous assez des astuces pour que ça se passe bien je suis preneur :D
@moreentropy jup funktionieren super! Liegen hier im Wohnzimmer. Die usb-a buchsen brauch ich allerdings nicht mehr und hoffe das #ikea mal bald mit usb-c nachzieht.
This project is not dead; it's just slow. I printed a quartet of these joiners a while ago, and I also designed and printed some drill guides so I can put the holes in the right places in the LACKs. Today I drilled the table and assembled those pieces.
Some photos, maybe.
But now I'm stuck. I'm putting rubber feet on the bottom table, but I only have three feet. More have been ordered from the big piranha-infested retailer.
First set of seedlings planted in their new "home".
First large #IKEA hydroponic almost filled with seedlings and going to fill the rest soon.
Hopefully they will survive!
#Gardening #BalconyGarden #ContainerGarden #France #Hydroponics #GrowYourOwn #Plants
@Brad_Rosenheim we loose ours under #ikea #poang chairs almost daily.
#Kivik-3er-Sofa von #Ikea aufpolstern? Die Anleitung.
Vorab, auf dem Bild unten sieht mensch vorher - nachher und es lohnt auch optisch.
Hintergrund. Mir war/wurde es zu weich. Kaputt war es aber nicht, also kein Grund für eine Reklamation.
Material:
Schere, scharfes Messer, Gaffer, doppelseitiges Klebeband und eine 2 cm dicke und sehr feste Schaumstoffplatte in 70x90 (RG 5078 (sehr fest))
I found my quickstart guide to #life in the #IKEA flatpack I arrived in. I’d say I wish I’d seen it decades ago, but … uhm… like … let me drop a few:
So you’ve been born!
-…and right into your class that you can only move down from
-Life will be unfair and anything you’ll ever need to thrive will boil down to luck and privilege
-Nothing is safe and you will die even if you choose not to live
-Be good to cats and dogs and you’ll have their brief lifelong love
-Sobriety is key to pain
😨
J'ai commandé une carafe chez #ikea (avec des meubles). Bon la carafe arrive endommagée, ça arrive.
On fait une demande de changement, nickel.
Aujourd'hui, on a reçu...
Un drap housse.
Notez que c'est moins fragile il n'est pas cassé.
Shopping in IKEA and this co-working cafe space has a website on the wall. It's been there for ages but I've never checked it.
To my surprise, it was was available... so of course I bought it. What should I do with it?
I have no Before pictures of the teetering Craft Mountain that was taking over our back room, but an IKEA cube unit has tamed it. Many thanks to @timrichards for helping me to build the thing and Ikea for making it relatively easy to build!
#ikea #craft #tidy #storage
It amuses me and gratifies me when my functional designs come out looking weirdly beautiful. This is a two-piece joiner to attach an IKEA LACK table leg to the top of another LACK table.
The plan is that the male part will screw onto the table top, and the female part will screw onto the end of the leg, then they'll interlock. I'll need four of each. The curvilinear shape will be entirely hidden when it's assembled.
Also ich weiß ja nicht, aber irgendwie vertraue ich dem Akkuzustand in Home Assistant nicht 😂
#IKEA hat vielleicht nicht das beste #SmartHome System, viele der Produkte sind aber solide gestaltet und preislich fair. Bislang gab es vor allem eine sehr große Einschränkung: Die #iPhone-App #IKEAHomeSmart funktioniert nur im heimischen #Netzwerk, nicht aber von unterwegs. Das scheint sich nun zu ändern: IKEA testet in einigen Ländern mit dem jüngsten #Update der #App eine neue Funktion mit dem Namen #ControlAnywhere.
Mehr zum Thema: https://www.appgefahren.de/ikeas-smart-home-app-funktioniert-bald-auch-von-unterwegs-342206.html
#appgefahren #Apple #AppleBlog #iPad #Mac
📸 (c) IKEA.
Whether you’re shopping for bombs or baby clothes, Clarion Events has got you covered. But sponsors of the Baby Show are less keen on the connection to the marketplace in death and destruction | David Goff
#Clarion #DSEI #BabyShow #IKEA
https://yorkshirebylines.co.uk/business/baby-show-linked-to-arms-trade-haemorrhages-sponsors/
We're #hiring at #IKEA - first up on our #knowledgeGraph team
Digital Product Leader - https://en-jobs.about.ikea.com/job/malmo/digital-product-leader-ikea-knowledge-graph/24107/52654183264
Knowledge Engineer - https://en-jobs.about.ikea.com/job/malmo/knowledge-engineer-ikea-knowledge-graph/24107/52405078096
Has anybody managed to extract data from the Ikea VINDSTYRKA? The new version with the screen on the front? Looks like they are Zigbee based.
https://www.ikea.com/gb/en/p/vindstyrka-air-quality-sensor-smart-40498234/
Puh, #Ikea Dirigera Hub neu gestartet. Jetzt sind die Hätte aller Geräte offline. Muss ich echt nen Tag warten, bis der das hinbekommt das Zigbee-Mesh wieder aufzubauen?
Au cas où ça puisse intéresser des gens sur la région de #Bordeaux : je vends un #Bureau (120x80) de chez #Ikea à hauteur réglable. Les détails sont ici :
https://www.leboncoin.fr/ameublement/2385290186.htm
Enough people asked me about it, I sat down and wrote it up properly. Here's how to hack an #IKEA #Vindriktning air quality sensor using a @Raspberry_Pi Pico W and @micropython to add make it into a network connected #IoT thing. https://www.raspberrypi.com/news/hacking-ikea/
Mon bureau, actuellement en morceaux, je le monterai peut-être ce week-end ...
J'ai hâte car passer d'un bureau statique de 120 x 55 cm à un bureau assis-debout de 180 x 80 cm ça va me changer la vie ! #UpAndDesk #IKEA
Whoo! The video of the demo we built at #ontocommons of our #IKEA #knowledgegraph recommender system - using no third-party data - is now up - https://youtu.be/C4kDKiHEP0k?t=1454
(The main demo starts at 27:20 - featuring me - and as usual technical difficulties)
@blitzcitydiy @Raspberry_Pi …added a BMP280 sensor to report the temperature and pressure, it also fitted nicely inside the case of the #IKEA Vindriktning. I've updated my Gist to add in support for @adafruit's BMP280 breakout and with a bit more information about pin connections, https://gist.github.com/aallan/510847c5ca0d74843d0fb8818a06df0c.
…got everything working! Wrote a quick web server in MicroPython to serve the pm25 measurements from the sensor. But not only that, the @Raspberry_Pi #PicoW fits neatly inside the #IKEA #Vindriktning, and then it all closes up cleanly. Pretty pleased with how things turned out!
Saw @adafruit‘s neat hack of the #IKEA Vindriktning air quality sensor using an #ESP32, https://learn.adafruit.com/ikea-vindriktning-hack-with-qt-py-esp32-s3-and-adafruit-io/overview, and figured I had to have a go with a @Raspberry_Pi #PicoW. So in today’s mailbag, air quality sensors from #IKEA, https://www.ikea.com/gb/en/p/vindriktning-air-quality-sensor-80515910/.
New blog post: IKEA Ivar Hack: Pen Plotter Sliding Drawers