Why did the fox go to therapy? It couldn't stop being out-foxed by life! 🦊😂 #pun #joke #foxpuns #animalhumor
Why was the dumbbell feeling down? It couldn't handle the weight of its problems! 🏋️♂️😂 #pun #joke #gymhumor #workoutfunny
Why did the chip break up with the cheese? It couldn't handle the extra cheese jokes. 🧀😄 #nacho #pun #joke #chipsandcheese
Why do flamingos always lift one leg? Because if they lifted both, they'd fall! 😆 #pun #joke #flamingo #birdhumor
I think not! 😉
Moody Blues - Nights in White Satin
#Rock #RockMusic #ClassicRock #Music
#Humor #Meme #Joke #Jokes
#Funny #Humour #LOL
Why did the berry go to school? To become a b'aca'demiac! 🍓🎓 #pun #joke #berryfunny #fruitpuns
Why do babies always carry a binky? Because they're the paci-FIERCEST creatures around! 😂👶 #pun #joke #babyhumor #parenting
the puff adder: actually just spicy xor and some hot air
Why did the gardener plant a seed in the pond?
To grow a water-melon.
Why do candles make bad detectives? They always burn out before the case is solved! 😂🕯️ #pun #joke #candlehumour #lightenup
Why don't skiers have any jokes? They're always going downhill! 🎿😂 #pun #joke #skiing #winterfun
Why do hikers always have a great sense of humor? Because they find every trail hill-arious! 😄⛰️ #pun #joke #hiking #outdoorfun
You know what....😉🙄🤭🤪😂.
I've been a bad girl....
Now that sounds kind of wrong again....🤦🏼♀️😂
Anyway....the fun counts....
Since I read last night at the big birdie the nonsense he writes under his name....
Well and I couldn't leave it alone, nobody reads over there my things anyway, but you here my dears!
I'm still laughing....
Happy Monday! #joke
Why did the mustache get a promotion? Because it always stayed a hair above the rest! 😄 #pun #joke #mustache #hairlarious
Why did the butterfly get a job as a bartender? Because it wanted to serve a little nectar! 🦋🍹 #pun #joke #butterflyhumor #justforlaughs
Why did the brain go to art school? It wanted to learn how to cerebellum canvases! 🖼️🧠 #pun #joke #BrainyLaughs #ArtisticMinds
Why do alpacas always seem well-dressed? They're experts at alpaca-ing their suitcase! 🧳😂 #pun #joke #alpacas #fashionistas
Lettuce romaine calm - no salad can toss my sense of humor away! 🥗😂 #pun #joke #saladpuns #foodhumor
Didn't expect that....
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#motorcycle #bobberbrothers #custom #bobber #bikers
#biker #ride #bobberstyle #build #garage #customized #respect #freedom #bobbershit #bikelife #joke #fun
Why did the hockey player become a gardener? Because they knew the ice was no place to "puck" around with plants! 🏒😆 #pun #joke #hockey #gardening
What keeps the ocean from leaking?
So what have *you* been up to?
#Humor #Meme #Joke #Jokes
#Funny #Humour #LOL #Embarassed #Autocorrect
Which peppers are the most musical?
The answer is "maybe“ but said with pride.
I’m proud of this shitpost.
Info regarding yesterday’s raffle:
There have been exactly 6 participants. So everybody who replied, wins.
Mad kiwi and Artuniverse01 on twitter
Stupity and Alienwarek on Furaffinity
SpitzyTheClown and JackOTerrier on Deviantart
#furry #furryart #furryartwork #anthro #digitalart #comic #joke #kiwi #bat #fruit #fruitbat #pun #shitpost #meme #LGBTQIA #pridemonth
"You suffer from afartasia. Shove this #gas up your butt three times a day. Call me if the situation does not improve."
[3 weeks later.]
"Doctor, the situation improved. Friends and family have left me because of the #smell, however."
My friend is an excellent unicyclist but socially awkward when going out.
They can't handle bars.
If they haven't named that marvelous wooden vessel yet, might I suggest "The Luggage"?
#TerryPrachett fans will get the #joke 🤓🧙♂️📦
So the plan today is to show Pretty Impala my "new water heater" and then maybe she'll let me play with her "huge tracts of land."
(Yes, yes, I'm joking but I really got a new water heater. Don't tell her! She does not know.)
#MontyPython #MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail #HugeTractsOfLand #WaterHeater #joke #funny #humor
I complained at the school board meeting that the middle school band concert included sax and violins
#pun #joke #nerlingersjokes
Image description: Puppet monkey meme looking sideways, and then straight ahead. In front of sideways-monkey there is a double slit experiment with a waveform phase interference pattern. In front of look ahead-monkey there is a double slit experiment with a particle phase pattern
How many tennis players does it take to change a light bulb?
They all say, “What do you mean it was out? It was in!”
Software developers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own.
I was at a restaurant and each bathroom had ten people waiting to get in. I didn't realize that in 2023 they still have potty lines. #Joke
Which Canadian city is a tree’s favorite?
Did you hear about one flower who went on a date with another flower?
It's a budding romance.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across.
What did the birder say when they mistook an eagle for a hawk?
This is hawkward.
My fear of roses is a thorny issue.
I’m not sure what it stems from, but I’m stuck with it.
I'm selling my bike.
One interested buyer asked what's the lowest I'd go.
I replied, "About two miles per hour, otherwise you'll tip over."
I worked on unclogging the tub for nearly an hour.
Now I feel drained.
Einen schoenen T-Shirt print. #fun #joke #it #electronic
I'm interested in corduroy pillow cases.
They’ve been making headlines.
When we were kids, my siblings and I would race to put our shoes on every morning.
It always ended in a tie.
I was taking the road out of the city the other day when someone told me to put it back.
"I can't go on a diet right now. I have too much on my plate."
Breaking: Due to a slump in the toy industry, Santa Claus is going into the potato chip delivery business. To show he's in it for the long haul, he has officially changed his name to Crisp Pringle. #Joke
Why did the basketball team join a craft club?
They wanted to learn how to make baskets.
How do you get a giraffe in a refridgerator?
Open the door and take out the penguins.
Why did the teacher draw on the window?
They wanted their lesson to be very clear.
When the floodwaters receded, Noah turned to all of the animals and said: "go forth and multiply!" - and every sort of animal ran and slithered and galloped off of the ark to go repopulate the planet.
When the dust cleared, Noah looked around and saw that the only critters left were two little snakes. "What are you waiting for?" he said. "Go multiply!"
"We can't!" replied the snakes. "We're adders."
What kind of dance was the frog prince best at?
Why did the bird visit the library?
It was looking for bookworms.
Is your refrigerator running? Because I'd rather vote for it than the existing candidates.
Why are plants bad cheerleaders?
Because they only root for themselves.
I wasn’t all that interested in gardening.
But I planted a few seeds, and it grew on me.
How do you talk to a bunch of pine trees all at once?
On a coniference call.
What bird movie won an Oscar?
Lord of the Wings.
Why did the robber jump in the shower?
They wanted to make a clean getaway.
From the Classic Art memes group in another place. Made I laugh. :-)
I usually follow back boosters and those that are in similar brain spaces.
Which rock band is a favorite among owls?
What’s the best way to watch a fly-fishing tournament?
Live stream it.