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#laugh

Daisybrain
1 week ago

You deserve a laugh or two. C'mon over and read my blog post. The only stain not here is sustainability.
https://medium.com/@daisybrain/a-daisybrain-post-you-must-read-323091e10daf

#comedy #humor #laugh #jokes #funny #silly #wacky #puns #wordplay #neology #neologisms

a daisy
MAGMOE
3 weeks ago
江頭が1番好きなラーメン店【一蘭】最高の食べ方
Hindustan Times
3 weeks ago

Austria has dismissed the possibility of new sources for gas other than Russia. Austrian Chancellor Karl Nehammer said there is no alternative to Russian gas for now. He blamed the pipeline system layout in Europe as a reason for relying on Russian gas. Nehammer remarked that Austria is bound to receive bulk of its gas from Russia. Watch the video for more.
#Putin #Laugh #EUNationAustriaAdmits #RussianGas
https://www.hindustantimes.com/videos/world-news/putin-has-the-last-laugh-eu-nation-austria-admits-no-alternative-to-russian-gas-details-101693944429952.html

Henry
1 month ago

When amused by the right thing, Child B has a super dirty #laugh. Like Sid James walking past a market stall with a 2-for-1 sale on prize cantaloupes dirty. #Parenting #CarryOn

If I #laugh I #boost

These are the rules

Shhalahr
1 month ago

I had an actual genuine #smile and #laugh today.

I was entering my apartment after running some errands. I reached up to scratch my nose. But, having forgotten that I was still holding my house keys, I almost stuck a key up my nose. That little moment just triggered a brief moment of delight as I found the whole situation so comical.

Seems less funny in the retelling, though. Maybe you had to be there?

#mentalhealth #depression

Zee
1 month ago

#GoodMorning, everyone! 👋😃🌞

Here’s a little something to help get the morning started with a smile

For those of you in the know, right on! For everybody else, you’re in for a treat

Say hello to Prometheus And Bob: Tape 1

#funny #laugh #fun #HaveANiceDay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKYxIaZtOVY

CynBlogger™️
1 month ago

#dinosaurs #laugh

Here…take a quick break…made me LMAO!

https://youtu.be/fC6fc0VLTlY

Steve Goodier
1 month ago

Hi! My #introduction

#personalgrowth - I love talking about it and writing about it.

#inspiration - honest talk about why it's worth getting up in the morning and how we can truly make a difference gets my attention.

#dailyquotes and all #quotes that have meaning.

#books and #audiobooks - What are you reading?

#family - grand-parenting has become pretty important lately.

#music - I like lots of different genre and I'm always open to recommendations.

#humor #laugh #laughter #funny stuff

Punsteria
1 month ago

Why don't visual puns ever lose a fight? They always draw a crowd! #pun #joke #laugh #funny #comicart
https://punsteria.com/visual-puns/

Sean
1 month ago

One more giggle for today:

My idea of friends with benefits is someone who would do my fucking laundry.

#humour #laugh

The Ocean Cowboy
2 months ago

Your evening #laugh is here! Tell me, what does the #fox say? Rather, what does Owen say! #Likes are extremely helps & a sub even moreso. Please enjoy! #YouTube #kids #smile

https://youtube.com/shorts/tKqjCuzYMKA?feature=share

Paperboy Farts
2 months ago
FunHouse Radio
2 months ago

Another #Caturday! Where are your #kitties? Check out this #list of nine songs about #cats and #kittens. It's #cute but not Purr-fect. Send us #photos of your #felines and #retoot this if you got a #laugh, #lol, #haha, #rofl, or a #jeez
https://funhouseradio.com/2022/11/16/cat-songs/

The Ocean Cowboy
2 months ago

Have you ever wondered why #people #laugh when you #tickle them? I did and I found the answer so you don't have to. #science #laughter

https://youtu.be/uG9cE8Akvw0

The Ocean Cowboy
2 months ago

Your evening #laugh is ready! Tonight's presentation is #cat versus #lobster! Unfortunately, Norman Bates passed away a few months ago. We miss him but we have these #memories. 😊♥️ #cats #pets

https://youtube.com/shorts/miO-mynXzGc?feature=share

Quotess
2 months ago

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. ― Marilyn Monroe
Read more at https://www.quotess.org/2023/03/marilyn-monroe-quotes.html

#quotess_org #quotes #QOTD #woman #laugh

Peace Out Art :noverify:
2 months ago

Pretty funny stuff

Wish I could share a screen recording on here.
#funny
#laugh
#flamboyant 🤣

https://www.tiktok.com/@veydi_rush/video/7258589492691356930

A purple haired queen with attitude baby! Wants his attention, but the guy on the left is annoyed.
Asbestos
2 months ago

Wife is brushing up on her French with an online app. She's always talking to it. So I sit there and say "Fromage de toilette" several times. No way is this tedious.
Just so no one is confused, saying "toilet cheese" is just as hysterical the 18th time as it was the first.
#funny
#laugh

Tyjos
2 months ago

Whenever I see what the guy who bought #Twitter is planning for X now I can't help but laugh like this.

Already loosing interest in using Twitter that much these days and the next thing seeing for what he's planning to turn it into something Financial makes me laugh very very very very hard.

I #laugh like this at a lot of things these days,It's probably what keeps me sane since Laughing is better than going crazy over things.

Jameson Laughing loudly and hitting his chair with his hand.
regina
2 months ago

Has anyone done a #coffee enema?

Just saw a video on tikok, not sure if it’s a troll. I did #laugh #funny

Is this a real thing?

11 times the #signs at #Pride made us #laugh, #cry and #unite.

Some of the messages are #lighthearted whilst others need to be #heard #loudandclear and this has been shown in #Prides gone by. Here we take a look at a handful of some of the best signs from over the years.

The city's annual #Pride #celebrations return this weekend.

#Women #Transgender #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA #UK #Liverpool #Pride #Representation #Culture https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/gallery/11-times-signs-pride-made-27346063

S. Sanchez
2 months ago

Sometimes the #timeline makes me #laugh with a #funny #coincidence

Toot by S. Sanchez @SeattleSanchez "Just gonna say, I miss ICQ🌸.
Following toot by Andrew (R.S Admin) @ajroach42@retro.social "Remember when tech was exciting?"
Tiffaney MB
2 months ago

You deserve a relationship where you are not doing all of the emotional labor. You deserve communication. You deserve connection. You deserve to feel safe. You deserve affection. You deserve to be able to trust your partner. You deserve someone who gets your sense of humor. You deserve honesty. You deserve to feel like you are on a team. You deserve to be with someone who honors your individuality. You deserve more than the bare minimum. You deserve love.

#Feelings #Fear #Forgiveness #NoContact #AccessDenied #Boundaries #MentalHealth #MentalHealthAwareness #SelfLove #BlackMastodon #Spirituality #Religion #Culture #HumanRights #SelfPreservation #RadicalSelfCare #SelfCare #Forgive #YouTube #Unapologetic #Love #Mindfulness #Healing #Anxiety #LifeCoach #Depression #Balance #Relationships #EmotionalAbuse #Manipulation #Narcissism #Gaslighting #Laugh #Authenticity #Codependency #Happiness
#Peace #Joy

si_irini
2 months ago

❤️
I want to thank everyone who shared and favorited my nonsense toot about the #Tesla video

This video made my day start with laughter today and that lasted long because we made a great thread out of it

Who knows my poems, knows that I deal with sad topics
LAUGHING HELPS

This video and its clear ambiguity were great and that's why I shared this with you.

LAUGHTER IS SO IMPORTANT
NEVER STOP LAUGHING

https://mastodon.social/@si_irini/110733880967529202
❤️

#fun #laugh #joke #twitter

si_irini
2 months ago

Willst propagieren Toleranz
Dann bist du der Schwanz

Glaubst bist demokratisch
Nein du bist fanatisch

Da freut sich die verkehrte Welt
Es geht ja nur um Geld

Der Traum der wurde ausgeträumt
Es hat sich niemand aufgebäumt

Das Vögelchen ein Wink der Welt
So wie ihr sie kennt

Am Schluss da fällt das Reimen schwer
Ich sage tschüss Twitter, wir sehn dich nimmermehr

⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️
🧵ENDE

#twitter #witz #lachen #joke #laugh #elonmusk #musk #elonmusktwitter #poem #poetry #writing

Gaertan
3 months ago

PLEASE PICK ME UP
Just a lil' mindflayer having some height issues
Another artfight drawing! this time for @onyxserpent and their cute lil mindflayer guy!

#digital #shaded #colored #artfight #artfight2023 #teamvampires #dnd #rpg #mindflayer #illithid #funny #meme #laugh #cry #tears #squid #octopus #cephalopod #robe #mage #sorcerer #furryartist #krita #wacom #roleplay #roleplaying #fantasy #character #short #tiny #smol #small

digital illustration of a dungeons and dragons mindflayer crying because they can't reach a book
Paperboy Farts
3 months ago

Like just one, or one every day i read it. Cause i may be worth the month sub fee then...

#Laugh its #TheOnion
😂

Tyjos
3 months ago

It's #Friday and one thing that always comes to mind this day is Colonel Flagg from #MASH after what feels like tweeting the funniest bits from Flagg every week have to start posting here.

One of my all time favorite Flagg bits. #ClassicMASH

MASH is one of my top favorite #television shows that always makes me #laugh when I need a good laugh.

@mashaholic

Colonel Flagg in front of Henry saying

"You'll never know what hit you. Your toothbrush could go off. 
You Could find a tarantula in your shorts. We could booby-trap a nurse.".

lol
Edelruth
3 months ago

I boost every post that makes me #laugh, or #snort, or even #groan (you know who you are #dadjoke posters).

Vicky Adjei
3 months ago

#Jesus is my #God. I'm not your average #evangelist. Witty #writer. Assertive #speaker. Aggressive #entrepreneur. #Boss. I have the mind of #visionaries. If you are in for a #good #laugh follow me because I have a great sense of #humour. I'm a #gospel #music director in my own right. Don't hesitate to reach out to me. I post things about Jesus, #sme #entrepreneurship #business #leadership so press on the follow button and let's go.

Ramon Fincken 🇺🇦
3 months ago

I you fancy a #laugh .. check out this short video. (with captions)

https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/14ku8sk/thats_crazy/

#rainbows #MAGA #rainbow

Jiko
3 months ago

Disgrunter Redditor: How do I migrate to the Fediverse?

Fediverse: Lemmy help you.

#Funny #Humor #Laugh #Puns #Humour #Reddit #Migration #Fediverse #Conversation #Dialog #Comedy #Lemmy

Jonathan Wright
3 months ago

Cornish farmer charges drivers £10 for parking like a 'wally' near beauty spot

https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/cornish-farmer-charges-drivers-10-8525282

Nice one. Wonder if it will improve car-parking standards?

Probably get complaints that the charging is biassed and disallowed. 🤦🏼

It is very subjective, but needs to be trialled in cities. 😉

#Parking #Cornwall #Laugh

Zee
4 months ago

I’m 50+. I’ve known hundreds of people. I’ve been “the fun guy”, “the party guy “, “a leader” and “a follower”

I’ve been good and I’ve been bad

I’ve been well off and I’ve seen some hard times

Mostly, I’ve been #blessed

One of my biggest blessings is to be able to identify my #friends- my real friends- & to be able to wrap my arms around them, give them each a kiss on the cheek, and to #laugh and #cry with them this weekend

The # is so few today, but they are so #beautiful 🥰

#lucky

Stacy
4 months ago

Outside of tragedy, find the funny in whatever may go wonky today.
Things will go wonky and can usually be mentally spun into something funny. After all, what else is there? To beat yourself up? Obsess over what went wrong? Nope.

#today #laugh

Kermit the frog facing the Statue of Liberty in a casual pose. Caption "Sometimes I feel like I have my life together and then I'm like wow, that was a really nice 45 seconds"
Eric
5 months ago

The Mastodon equivalent of this Tweet is something like, “Elon did a classic forums bad, should have used Linux! 🤣 #comedy #funny #laugh #lol #humor #musk #BirdSite #forums #SpaceKaren #OpenSource

A tweet by @robdelaney that reads, "What?!? I have a blue check now? Why? Oh goodness" being quoted by a tweet by @Arr that reads, "The ghost of Lowtax is ratatouilleing Elon from hell". @robdelaney's account no longer has a blue checkmark. @robdelaney's display name is, "Lydia Tár Tár Bink’s" and @Arr's display name is, "guys like me are mad for turtle meat".
Jiko
5 months ago

@atomicpoet @fediversenews

That piece claims Mastodon "died out." What does he think happened to us here?

Did we...

GO OUT with our TOOTS on?

SHUFFLE OFF our MASTODON COIL?

TAKE the FEDI WAY OUT?

TURN UP our TOOTS?

JOIN the FEDIVERSE?

Sorry, I think I'm zombie-ing out.

#Funny #Humor #Joke #Laugh #LOL #Humour #Fediverse #Mastodon

@fivebridges @doro_nyong_art

Drink coffee. #Good coffee. Regulate your time on the platform. Exercise regularly. Drink coffee. Take breaks. Have a #cigarette occasionally. Don't eat meat. Give generously to #wildlife carers. And follow them. Drink #coffee. Don't take yourself too #seriously. #Laugh often.

And finally, drink coffee.

These are my views based on the words of @JohnMastodon who sprinkles them before all the #Fediverse to do with as they will.

si_irini
6 months ago

Thank you all from the bottom of my heart that you liked my post from last night and you have shared and favorited.
Also all those who still follow I thank you from the bottom of my heart❤️
I asked myself if we people that we hope can bring a change and yes we can.
We just must not give up believing in a better and kinder world and create it for us and those we love.

si_irini
#hope #future #tolerance #help #change #hatred #AltText #betterworld #love #peace #justice #world #believe #laugh

Tiffaney MB
6 months ago

I hope you start laughing so hard that it takes you a while to gather yourself. I hope it’s borderline disruptive, but you just can’t help it. Cackle, snort, tear up, holler, and let that little satisfied sigh out when you start winding down from all of that laughter. Then, when you finally pull yourself together, I hope you feel grateful for the power and healing in that release. You deserve it. #Laugh #Laughter #Joy #Release #Relate #Relax #Anxiety #MentalHealth #SelfCare #SelfCareSunday #SelfLove #BlackMastodon #Depression #Fear #Pain #Human #Humanity #Love #Peace #Healing #Relationship #People #Medicine #Light #RadicalSelfCare

R. Natale Fine Art
6 months ago

Was thinking I haven't laughed enough lately, so went through some photos and found some that make me think of #fun The house of mirrors at the county fair, always so cool to wander through. All those distortions in the mirror.

https://pixels.com/featured/county-fair-renata-natale.html

#ayearforart #countyfair #houseofmirrors #funhouse #distortion #smile #buyintoart #art #MastoArt #summer #laugh #enjoy #Photography #BlackAndWhite

Fun at the county fair, walking through the house of mirrors.

The Better Angels were walking spinward in formation through the Truck Stop at the Center of the Galaxy.
"Bebe is happy today!" Bebe said, beaming.
A visitor snorted hearing Bebe speak.
"You talk funny," the man said, with a #laugh.
Bebe looked crestfallen.
"Look out, Mister!" Zaza said.
The man tripped over her outstretched foot & overbalanced. The other Angels, with pushes and shoves, tried to help him regain his balance until he fell into a garbage chute.
"Now Bebe is laughing too!"

#vss365

ShawnT 🐀
7 months ago

A cool thing I've been doing for decades is setting my #browser's default #background #color to #cyan because it gives me the chance to #laugh, laugh, laugh at lazy #website #designers who don't explicitly set a white background. They know what they done.

WordofTheHour
7 months ago

#laugh : to be or appear gay, cheerful, pleasant, mirthful, lively, or brilliant

- French: rire

- German: lachen

- Italian: ridere

- Portuguese: rir

- Spanish: risa

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Word of The Hour's Annual Survey @ https://wordofthehour.org/r/form

@professorkiosk IOU up there with Welcome To Facebook 😹 I find being myself hereabouts the best part, others can like it or lump it, but if I bring a #laugh or a morsel of #ClimateChange I’ve done my part. My formative years were at #boardingschool, a #grammarschool not private toffs club. On the whole good, but I’ve learnt by accident after 70 years on the planet that the best bit is to keep them going. Minds are like parachutes, work best when open. #MALPWBWO

Kristian Harstad
8 months ago

In case you need a #laugh...

Meet the members of #KGB's special unit #Alfa, back in the late 1980s.

Pamela Williams Fine Art
8 months ago

Feathers of Hope
By Pamela Williams

I #HOPE your day is filled with friends
with sunshine, warmth & strength
May a feather tickle your soul.
may laughter fill your day!

ART: https://3-pamela-williams.pixels.com/featured/11079-feathers-of-hope-pamela-williams.html

#feather #feathers #avian #blue #tickle #laugh #strength #mentalhealthmatters #smile #mondaymotivation #loveart #valentinesday #fedigiftshop #artmatters #AYearForArt #writing

An Image of six feathers with a blue watercolor digital effect
PC
8 months ago

@BrentToderian

“Create less local pollution” - that made me #laugh.

#EVs are so #NIMBY !

LibertyForward1
9 months ago

#Shitposting should be considered an #artform, not just a hobby. We need to normalize monetarily rewarding talent, no matter how useless others might consider it. I'm making this my mission: to make people #laugh; to encourage lighthearted banter so amusing that you are compelled to support me; to make comments so #profane, so #obscene, so pearl-clutchingly #offensive that you'll reward me just to shut me up.

This shall be my work and my glory: to elevate the collective quality of #shitpost

NicholasR
9 months ago

@ginnyhogan #Hahahaha. Both what he said and your response is funny. Thanks for the good #laugh

🤣​ ON THE LIGHTER SIDE:

Punctuation is important.

#joke #laugh #funnysigns

Outdoor Sign at Dunn Lumber Company with a message added that says: My Three Favorite Things Are Eating My Family And Not Using Commas
uhlissuh
11 months ago

I was raised around #theatre and have an appreciation for the #PerformingArts and really all kinds of #art. I also like #tv, I won’t lie. I sometimes play #games, online and IRL.

I generally strive to have a #kind, #cozy, and #open vibe. I also really like to #laugh. And to sleep; I love me some #naps.

If any of that sounds appealing, let’s connect! :blobsmilehappyeyes:

uhlissuh
11 months ago

I was raised around #theatre and have an appreciation for the #PerformingArts and really all kinds of #art. I also like #tv, I won’t lie. I sometimes play #games, online and IRL.

I generally strive to have a #kind, #cozy, and #open vibe. I also really like to #laugh. And to sleep; I love me some #naps.

If any of that sounds appealing, let’s connect! :blobmelt: