#laugh

#MPs #laugh at #bizarre, #unrelated and #unprompted #antitrans #joke in the #HouseofCommons.
This is not the first time a #Conservative #MP has made an #antitrans #joke.
#Women #Transgender #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA #UK #Tories #TERFS #Hate #Bigotry #Transphobia #TERFIsland #ThePartyOfHate
https://www.thepinknews.com/2023/09/13/philip-davies-trans-joke-house-of-commons/

People need to #laugh so they can avoid the #pain; i love a good #comedian
#artist
#GeorgeCarlin #EddieMurphy #GildaRadner #RobinWilliams #MargaretCho #SarahSilverman
Austria has dismissed the possibility of new sources for gas other than Russia. Austrian Chancellor Karl Nehammer said there is no alternative to Russian gas for now. He blamed the pipeline system layout in Europe as a reason for relying on Russian gas. Nehammer remarked that Austria is bound to receive bulk of its gas from Russia. Watch the video for more.
#Putin #Laugh #EUNationAustriaAdmits #RussianGas
https://www.hindustantimes.com/videos/world-news/putin-has-the-last-laugh-eu-nation-austria-admits-no-alternative-to-russian-gas-details-101693944429952.html
When amused by the right thing, Child B has a super dirty #laugh. Like Sid James walking past a market stall with a 2-for-1 sale on prize cantaloupes dirty. #Parenting #CarryOn
I had an actual genuine #smile and #laugh today.
I was entering my apartment after running some errands. I reached up to scratch my nose. But, having forgotten that I was still holding my house keys, I almost stuck a key up my nose. That little moment just triggered a brief moment of delight as I found the whole situation so comical.
Seems less funny in the retelling, though. Maybe you had to be there?
#GoodMorning, everyone! 👋😃🌞
Here’s a little something to help get the morning started with a smile
For those of you in the know, right on! For everybody else, you’re in for a treat
Say hello to Prometheus And Bob: Tape 1
Hi! My #introduction
#personalgrowth - I love talking about it and writing about it.
#inspiration - honest talk about why it's worth getting up in the morning and how we can truly make a difference gets my attention.
#dailyquotes and all #quotes that have meaning.
#books and #audiobooks - What are you reading?
#family - grand-parenting has become pretty important lately.
#music - I like lots of different genre and I'm always open to recommendations.
If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. ― Marilyn Monroe
Read more at https://www.quotess.org/2023/03/marilyn-monroe-quotes.html
Pretty funny stuff
Wish I could share a screen recording on here.
#funny
#laugh
#flamboyant 🤣
https://www.tiktok.com/@veydi_rush/video/7258589492691356930
Not biased
https://youtu.be/orYcAiFqknU
#laugh #deplorables #Clinton # gop #trump
Your Brain on Laughter: What tickling rats shows about the importance of laughter
Whenever I see what the guy who bought #Twitter is planning for X now I can't help but laugh like this.
Already loosing interest in using Twitter that much these days and the next thing seeing for what he's planning to turn it into something Financial makes me laugh very very very very hard.
I #laugh like this at a lot of things these days,It's probably what keeps me sane since Laughing is better than going crazy over things.

11 times the #signs at #Pride made us #laugh, #cry and #unite.
Some of the messages are #lighthearted whilst others need to be #heard #loudandclear and this has been shown in #Prides gone by. Here we take a look at a handful of some of the best signs from over the years.
The city's annual #Pride #celebrations return this weekend.
#Women #Transgender #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA #UK #Liverpool #Pride #Representation #Culture https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/gallery/11-times-signs-pride-made-27346063

The Barbie movie, according to conservative criticism
You deserve a relationship where you are not doing all of the emotional labor. You deserve communication. You deserve connection. You deserve to feel safe. You deserve affection. You deserve to be able to trust your partner. You deserve someone who gets your sense of humor. You deserve honesty. You deserve to feel like you are on a team. You deserve to be with someone who honors your individuality. You deserve more than the bare minimum. You deserve love.
#Feelings #Fear #Forgiveness #NoContact #AccessDenied #Boundaries #MentalHealth #MentalHealthAwareness #SelfLove #BlackMastodon #Spirituality #Religion #Culture #HumanRights #SelfPreservation #RadicalSelfCare #SelfCare #Forgive #YouTube #Unapologetic #Love #Mindfulness #Healing #Anxiety #LifeCoach #Depression #Balance #Relationships #EmotionalAbuse #Manipulation #Narcissism #Gaslighting #Laugh #Authenticity #Codependency #Happiness
#Peace #Joy
❤️
I want to thank everyone who shared and favorited my nonsense toot about the #Tesla video
This video made my day start with laughter today and that lasted long because we made a great thread out of it
Who knows my poems, knows that I deal with sad topics
LAUGHING HELPS
This video and its clear ambiguity were great and that's why I shared this with you.
LAUGHTER IS SO IMPORTANT
NEVER STOP LAUGHING
Willst propagieren Toleranz
Dann bist du der Schwanz
Glaubst bist demokratisch
Nein du bist fanatisch
Da freut sich die verkehrte Welt
Es geht ja nur um Geld
Der Traum der wurde ausgeträumt
Es hat sich niemand aufgebäumt
Das Vögelchen ein Wink der Welt
So wie ihr sie kennt
Am Schluss da fällt das Reimen schwer
Ich sage tschüss Twitter, wir sehn dich nimmermehr
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🧵ENDE
#twitter #witz #lachen #joke #laugh #elonmusk #musk #elonmusktwitter #poem #poetry #writing
PLEASE PICK ME UP
Just a lil' mindflayer having some height issues
Another artfight drawing! this time for @onyxserpent and their cute lil mindflayer guy!
#digital #shaded #colored #artfight #artfight2023 #teamvampires #dnd #rpg #mindflayer #illithid #funny #meme #laugh #cry #tears #squid #octopus #cephalopod #robe #mage #sorcerer #furryartist #krita #wacom #roleplay #roleplaying #fantasy #character #short #tiny #smol #small

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#Jokes WEBSITE 🃏 https://weird-jokes.com
#Memes on Twitter 🌠 https://twitter.com/DuhovnayaS
#Laugh on Telegram ⚡ https://t.me/bratusnet


It's #Friday and one thing that always comes to mind this day is Colonel Flagg from #MASH after what feels like tweeting the funniest bits from Flagg every week have to start posting here.
One of my all time favorite Flagg bits. #ClassicMASH
MASH is one of my top favorite #television shows that always makes me #laugh when I need a good laugh.
#Jesus is my #God. I'm not your average #evangelist. Witty #writer. Assertive #speaker. Aggressive #entrepreneur. #Boss. I have the mind of #visionaries. If you are in for a #good #laugh follow me because I have a great sense of #humour. I'm a #gospel #music director in my own right. Don't hesitate to reach out to me. I post things about Jesus, #sme #entrepreneurship #business #leadership so press on the follow button and let's go.
I you fancy a #laugh .. check out this short video. (with captions)
https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/14ku8sk/thats_crazy/
Disgrunter Redditor: How do I migrate to the Fediverse?
Fediverse: Lemmy help you.
#Funny #Humor #Laugh #Puns #Humour #Reddit #Migration #Fediverse #Conversation #Dialog #Comedy #Lemmy
Cornish farmer charges drivers £10 for parking like a 'wally' near beauty spot
https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/cornish-farmer-charges-drivers-10-8525282
Nice one. Wonder if it will improve car-parking standards?
Probably get complaints that the charging is biassed and disallowed. 🤦🏼
It is very subjective, but needs to be trialled in cities. 😉
I’m 50+. I’ve known hundreds of people. I’ve been “the fun guy”, “the party guy “, “a leader” and “a follower”
I’ve been good and I’ve been bad
I’ve been well off and I’ve seen some hard times
Mostly, I’ve been #blessed
One of my biggest blessings is to be able to identify my #friends- my real friends- & to be able to wrap my arms around them, give them each a kiss on the cheek, and to #laugh and #cry with them this weekend
The # is so few today, but they are so #beautiful 🥰
The Mastodon equivalent of this Tweet is something like, “Elon did a classic forums bad, should have used Linux! 🤣 #comedy #funny #laugh #lol #humor #musk #BirdSite #forums #SpaceKaren #OpenSource”
That piece claims Mastodon "died out." What does he think happened to us here?
Did we...
GO OUT with our TOOTS on?
SHUFFLE OFF our MASTODON COIL?
TAKE the FEDI WAY OUT?
TURN UP our TOOTS?
JOIN the FEDIVERSE?
Sorry, I think I'm zombie-ing out.
#Funny #Humor #Joke #Laugh #LOL #Humour #Fediverse #Mastodon
Drink coffee. #Good coffee. Regulate your time on the platform. Exercise regularly. Drink coffee. Take breaks. Have a #cigarette occasionally. Don't eat meat. Give generously to #wildlife carers. And follow them. Drink #coffee. Don't take yourself too #seriously. #Laugh often.
And finally, drink coffee.
These are my views based on the words of @JohnMastodon who sprinkles them before all the #Fediverse to do with as they will.
Thank you all from the bottom of my heart that you liked my post from last night and you have shared and favorited.
Also all those who still follow I thank you from the bottom of my heart❤️
I asked myself if we people that we hope can bring a change and yes we can.
We just must not give up believing in a better and kinder world and create it for us and those we love.
si_irini
#hope #future #tolerance #help #change #hatred #AltText #betterworld #love #peace #justice #world #believe #laugh
I hope you start laughing so hard that it takes you a while to gather yourself. I hope it’s borderline disruptive, but you just can’t help it. Cackle, snort, tear up, holler, and let that little satisfied sigh out when you start winding down from all of that laughter. Then, when you finally pull yourself together, I hope you feel grateful for the power and healing in that release. You deserve it. #Laugh #Laughter #Joy #Release #Relate #Relax #Anxiety #MentalHealth #SelfCare #SelfCareSunday #SelfLove #BlackMastodon #Depression #Fear #Pain #Human #Humanity #Love #Peace #Healing #Relationship #People #Medicine #Light #RadicalSelfCare
Crazy Stan 💙
Take a peek: https://fineartamerica.com/featured/crazy-stan-lisa-s-baker.html?newartwork=true
#horse #horses #horselover #cuteanimals #fun #funny #goofy #art #artwork #artist #artistonmastodon #mastoart #mastodon #painting #buyintoart #AYearforArt #TheArtDistrict #follow #eclecticdecor #fediart #smile #digitalArt #artmatters #digitalartist #funky #adorable #weekend #lol #laugh #artgallery #artcollector #mastohorse #arte #collectible
Was thinking I haven't laughed enough lately, so went through some photos and found some that make me think of #fun The house of mirrors at the county fair, always so cool to wander through. All those distortions in the mirror.
https://pixels.com/featured/county-fair-renata-natale.html
#ayearforart #countyfair #houseofmirrors #funhouse #distortion #smile #buyintoart #art #MastoArt #summer #laugh #enjoy #Photography #BlackAndWhite
Gone To The Beach Be Back Never...get it here..https://tina-lecour.pixels.com/featured/gone-to-the-beach-be-back-never-tina-lecour.html
#beach #quotes #fun #funny #humor #ocean #art #artist #artwork #arte #silly #laugh #ArtMatters #BuyIntoARt #AYearForArt #TheArtDistrict #Spring #SpringforArt #paintings #Painting #mastodon #mastoart #gifts #giftideas #quote #water
Get Naked And Relax...get it here..https://tina-lecour.pixels.com/featured/get-naked-and-relax-tina-lecour.html
#bath #bear #animals #cute #artist #artwork #arte #art #mastodon #mastoart #nature #BuyIntoArt #AYearForArt #ArtMatters #Whimsical #spring #Fun #TheArtDistrict #laugh #humor #painting #paintings #home #decor #gifts #giftideas #mothersday #wallart
Country Girls...get it here..https://tina-lecour.pixels.com/featured/country-girls-tina-lecour.html
#chickens #quotes #quote #funny #fun #farm #farmlife #farmanimals #birds #mastoart #mastodon #paintings #painting #whimsical #nature #buyintoart #ArtMatters #BuyIntoArt #SpringForArt #AYearForARt #cute #happy #laugh #gift #spring #mothersday #kitchen #art #artist #artwork #arte
The Better Angels were walking spinward in formation through the Truck Stop at the Center of the Galaxy.
"Bebe is happy today!" Bebe said, beaming.
A visitor snorted hearing Bebe speak.
"You talk funny," the man said, with a #laugh.
Bebe looked crestfallen.
"Look out, Mister!" Zaza said.
The man tripped over her outstretched foot & overbalanced. The other Angels, with pushes and shoves, tried to help him regain his balance until he fell into a garbage chute.
"Now Bebe is laughing too!"
A cool thing I've been doing for decades is setting my #browser's default #background #color to #cyan because it gives me the chance to #laugh, laugh, laugh at lazy #website #designers who don't explicitly set a white background. They know what they done.
#laugh : to be or appear gay, cheerful, pleasant, mirthful, lively, or brilliant
- French: rire
- German: lachen
- Italian: ridere
- Portuguese: rir
- Spanish: risa
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Word of The Hour's Annual Survey @ https://wordofthehour.org/r/form
@professorkiosk IOU up there with Welcome To Facebook 😹 I find being myself hereabouts the best part, others can like it or lump it, but if I bring a #laugh or a morsel of #ClimateChange I’ve done my part. My formative years were at #boardingschool, a #grammarschool not private toffs club. On the whole good, but I’ve learnt by accident after 70 years on the planet that the best bit is to keep them going. Minds are like parachutes, work best when open. #MALPWBWO
Feathers of Hope
By Pamela Williams
I #HOPE your day is filled with friends
with sunshine, warmth & strength
May a feather tickle your soul.
may laughter fill your day!
ART: https://3-pamela-williams.pixels.com/featured/11079-feathers-of-hope-pamela-williams.html
#feather #feathers #avian #blue #tickle #laugh #strength #mentalhealthmatters #smile #mondaymotivation #loveart #valentinesday #fedigiftshop #artmatters #AYearForArt #writing
#Shitposting should be considered an #artform, not just a hobby. We need to normalize monetarily rewarding talent, no matter how useless others might consider it. I'm making this my mission: to make people #laugh; to encourage lighthearted banter so amusing that you are compelled to support me; to make comments so #profane, so #obscene, so pearl-clutchingly #offensive that you'll reward me just to shut me up.
This shall be my work and my glory: to elevate the collective quality of #shitpost
@ginnyhogan #Hahahaha. Both what he said and your response is funny. Thanks for the good #laugh
I was raised around #theatre and have an appreciation for the #PerformingArts and really all kinds of #art. I also like #tv, I won’t lie. I sometimes play #games, online and IRL.
I generally strive to have a #kind, #cozy, and #open vibe. I also really like to #laugh. And to sleep; I love me some #naps.
If any of that sounds appealing, let’s connect! :blobsmilehappyeyes:
I was raised around #theatre and have an appreciation for the #PerformingArts and really all kinds of #art. I also like #tv, I won’t lie. I sometimes play #games, online and IRL.
I generally strive to have a #kind, #cozy, and #open vibe. I also really like to #laugh. And to sleep; I love me some #naps.
If any of that sounds appealing, let’s connect! :blobmelt: