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To get to the Chroot Jail.
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"Let's get together and form a kernel!"
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With gentoo-layers.
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A. I'd love to, but I have to go-on-a-line.
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Because he was probably trying to get to the Linux user group meeting on the other side.
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A puny-x!
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A pun-ux.
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To get to the Shell on the other side.
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"Are you tired? You look kinda low-tea!"
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He/She/They/Xe/Ve ran fsck!
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None. Linux doesn't change, it evolves.
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He'd heard that penguins have wings.
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Panicked, then typed 'sudo panic'
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Because she wanted it to be "unix on the outside, gnu on the inside."
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Because he wanted to be social without getting too close to anyone!
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They tried rebooting their processor.
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He was shell shocked.
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They say "Hello, world!"
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None, that's a hardware problem.
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He cached in his pants.
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They tried rebooting their penguin.
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A dell-uxion
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He was suffering from segmentation fault (SIGSEGV).
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Welcome to the wonderful world of Linux!
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None. Linux already illuminates the path to the future.
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They eeled!
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He was running on Linux!
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Because the terminal said 'cd ../road'
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He/She/They/Ze tried a ctrl+alt+delight!
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A. "I have tar-gets!"
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Shell we go out for dinner?
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Using Linux's random-string command!
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[Unit]
Description = Suicidal service
[Service]
Type=oneshot
ExecStart=/bin/sh -c 'echo "Goodby cruel world." >%h/final-note.txt'
ExecStop=systemctl --user disable suicidal.service
ExecStopPost=/bin/rm %h/.config/systemd/user/suicidal.service
[Install]
WantedBy=multi-user.target
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When I compile a simple HelloWorld with Maven..
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@gamingonlinux saw this graphic awhile back! #linuxjoke about #WindowsUsers
:terminal: sudo nim compile ghostwriter
Speaking of #Linux commands, do you know that there's a command called `more` and another called `less`.
Both more or less are the same 😉
Though more is considered legacy and has less features and less has more features.
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