#lol

6 hours ago

Turn off Forensic Files.

A woman is writing a condolence letter. She explains what she is doing to her five-year-old. “He pauses for a very FRAUGHT moment and then asks, oh so tentatively, “…that’s just to be kind, right? You’re not the one who did it?”

6 hours ago

This isn’t what it looks like.

A dog caught gnawing the corner of a coffee table looks up at its owner with obvious side eye guilt.

6 hours ago

Quick salsa recipe.

A highway with a huge swath of crushed tomatoes. The poster says: Semi driver forgot to shut the back door on his load of tomatoes.

pchela-julia

7 hours ago

Ахахахха 😆😆😆 почемуууу?

#neuro #art #lol

pchela-julia

8 hours ago

Почему на бредовые запросы Кандинский рисует мне каких-то мужиков в постапокалипсисе? 😆

#artspam #neuro #lol

Who is freaking driving??? #lol #funny #gaming #fortnite

1 day ago

When was the last time you had a good belly laugh?

#Humor #Meme #Joke #Jokes
#Funny #Humour #LOL

A photo of a small child in a diaper laughing while standing on the ground.
Text says: Laugh until your belly hurts and then just a little bit more!

1 day ago

I’ve been framed.

A dog is walking around with a dislodged dog door around its apparently too round middle.

1 day ago

I can’t be tamed.

A photo of a calm dog juxtaposed with a photograph of a document that is torn to shreds. The poster says: Last night my dog graduated from a beginner obedience class. This morning we found her certificate like this.

FunHouse Radio

► https://FunHouseRadio.com ← LISTEN
#pool #deck #summer #kids #junk #plastic #inflation #Midwest #workingclass #relatable #water #relaxation #fun #backyard #meme #photo #lol

Dirk Henkel

@grumpyplauze @republica @spreeblick Ja, auf jeden Fall. Da war ich selbst nur noch nicht dabei.
Mein erstes Mal war 2017. #rp17 #LOL

chris actually

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna86091

When democracy doesn’t go your way, you throw a temper tantrum, then run off and secede like a real maga does 😂

#oregon #idaho #lol

Kobe652

LoL host Sjokz announces a break from entire LEC Summer 2023 https://flip.it/eOE8.Z
#leagueoflegends #lol-esports #lol-lec

There is some debate as to why I could never model.

Three dogs lined up for a camera shot with the middle dog facing the wrong way with his head flipped upside down.

The moment you realize that the drapes are too sheer.

Two cats are staring intently at an adjacent balcony to the one that they are on.

I’m sorry, is the box thing a secret?

A cat is ignoring an elaborate and costly cat “house” with tiers, a hammock, perches, etc. for the comfort of sitting on a cardboard box.

cetan

I think it's because I hang out with smart people. #lol

Zazzoo 🇨🇦

https://www.cbc.ca/news/business/coinbase-sec-lawsuit-1.6866823

BREAKING! Shock! Horror! Say it isn't so!

#CryptoCurrency #LOL

Snip from a news headline "First Binance, now Coinbase: SEC accuses crypto trading platforms of being illegal"

MK

A poro with a poro snax ( •̀ ω •́ )🍪
#lowpoly #b3d #poro #lol

nico

[lien] Il est un peu moins efficace depuis qu’il télétravaille aux Seychelles #taf #lol #gik

Ewylana

Gwen fanart !
#leagueoflegend #lol

A painted portrait of a woman with blue hairs in large buns, with black bow tie. She have one blue eye and one pink one. She have a light necklace. She hold in her back giant scizor and is surrounded my magic.

FunHouse Radio

► https://FunHouseRadio.com ← LISTEN
#dadjoke #goofy #sign #sinage #public #pun #eyes #vision #glasses #contact #groan #dumb #meme #photo #irl #lol

Dani Danis

https://youtube.com/watch?v=aGi2cVrROWQ&feature=share
#AIParody #lol 😅

Daniel Wenzlik

If i ever see anyone with Apple AR-spectacles i promise to laugh at them as hard and loud as i can.

And i mean it.

Anyone who runs around with diver spectacles outside of the water is just a complete idiot.

#Apple #AR #spectacles #hilarious #lol

https://song.link/i/1452558806

Misheard lyrics?

I think not! 😉

😂

Moody Blues - Nights in White Satin

#Rock #RockMusic #ClassicRock #Music
#Humor #Meme #Joke #Jokes
#Funny #Humour #LOL

A drawing of two Knights in armor with white dresses over the armor.

The caption at the bottom reads, "Knights in white satin."

𝗌𝗆𝗈𝗄𝗎

#LULZ #LOL #emoji
https://emojikitchen.dev

Are you sure he’s insured?

Two puppies are pushing another identical puppy’s head into the water of a toliet. The poster says: Walk in to find these two trying to drown their brother.

What is this toilet paper of which you speak?

A cat is looking up at its owner from a closed toliet seat. Behind the cat is a massively shredded roll of toliet paper.

🐧MEU REFÚGIO NERD🍥

Verdant Square MD - DC - VA

COMO INSTALAR LEAGUE OF LEGENDS NO LINUX! [TUTORIAL] [MEU REFÚGIO NERD]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voVvLfS3rw8
#LoL #LeagueOfLegends #Linux #MEUREFUGIONERD
#boost

#baltimore #md #dmv #BoycottHonfest #lol

Can't help but snicker, and NO, I will NOT go to Honfest. I will support the good vendors separately: #PlannedParenthood of #Maryland tells #rightwing-coddling, U-turning #Honfest, "Thanks, but after you dissed us to curry favor with #antichoice #Republicans, we made other plans."
https://www.thebaltimorebanner.com/community/local-news/planned-parenthood-honfest-EKO3HXHXHJFNZO6HRTL5RJC76E/?schk=&rchk=

https://open.spotify.com/track/7j9GUURex149VewCXZcFOC?si=459ced41ca6f413a

Science called.

Bad news.

The earth doesn't revolve around you.

😂

#Humor #Meme #Joke #Jokes
#Funny #Humour #LOL
#ScienceJokes #DadJokes

I’d still eat it.

A cat is nestled directly on top of a piece of pizza in a pizza box. The majority of the pizza is gone, but there are a few slices left.

Jeremy’s interest in textiles was clearly misunderstood.

Two dogs are side by side on the back of the couch with one staring out the window between the curtains and the other staring directly at the curtains themselves. The poster says:, One of our dogs is clearly smarter than the other.

GummyNerds

@ReadyKilowatt #LOL

At least the headline is magical.

FunHouse Radio

► https://FunHouseRadio.com ← LISTEN
#meme #pun #dadjoke #milk #dairy #cows #summer #grass #outdoors #cola #stupid #haha #lol #cringe

Jennifer Fumiko Cahill

MacropodCarer: Verified 🌈🦘🦣

Was reminiscing with a friend about 80s perfumes like Love’s Baby Soft … but friends, as a totally normal 13yo, I decided I needed a signature scent like old Hollywood stars had and went with Paloma Picasso. I smelled like a newly divorced middle-aged woman in a skirt suit and shoulder pads.

#80s #perfume #1980s #picasso #fragrance #lol

#newscorp #newscorpse #murdochisacunt
#murdoch #liar #journalism #lol

@nedhamson

I'm sorry did you say that news.com.au is Australia's leading news site?

By who's fucking measure?

Australia's least reliable news site.
Australia's biggest source of lies pretending to be news.
Australia's leading advertising arm of the RWCNJ LNP cvnts.
Australia's leading employer of stenographers pretending to be journalists whilst not having any writing skills.
Australia's only employer who tells all staff to leave their ethics at the door.

So what have *you* been up to?

#Humor #Meme #Joke #Jokes
#Funny #Humour #LOL #Embarassed #Autocorrect

Screenshot of a text exchange between two people:

1: Hey what are you up to?

2: Just finished Masterbating. It makes me feel so relaxed so I can go to sleep easier.

1: Awkward.

2: Shit. I meant menstruating

1: Not any less awkward.

2: OMFG I meant meditating! What is wrong with this phone.

Me after three martinis.

A cat stands in a decorative, ceramic centerpiece on a dining table stretching in peculiar grace toward the ceiling. The poster says: Cat Still Life

It’s not hoarding if you can bap it.

A cat looks up at its owner with humble distress. In front of the cat, on the kitchen floor, is quite the stash of plastic bottle caps and miscellaneous bapable debris. The poster says: My cat’s face when I found one of her hoarding stashes.

6 days ago

It’s almost the weekend. Hold on.

#Funny #Fun #Humor #LOL #Humour #Weekend

A picture of a cardboard box with the instruction: Do Not Break Down, and the caption, “I’m trying box. I’m trying.”

6 days ago

You are what you eat.

Post from a site called Please Fire Me: A lady came in screaming and ranting about how we wrote an obscene insult on her sandwich. Turns out, she ordered a BLT with cheese. We wrote “Blt +ch on it. It took me and a manager 15 minutes just to calm her down enough to even listen to us.
Response: Sounds like she was a real BLT with cheese.

#lol #why #books #reading #wishlist #readers #bookstodon #Productivity

I love a nice productive afternoon of adding books to my wishlist instead of reading the books I already have 😁😩

Since I'm officially back and actively using Mastodon I'm going to use phanpy.social. 😁

Lollll it tried to autocorrect it to phony.social 😂

#mastodon #ImBack #lol

The second you realize that you’ve worn the wrong outfit to the baby shower.

#Funny #Fun #Humor #LOL #Humour #Fashion

Jared Leto at a celebrity event wearing a full length, red, robe/dress that is draped in strings of crystals and hanging jeweled pendants, and he is carrying a realistic replica of his own severed human head.

What makes you think that I’m an introvert?

#Funny #Fun #LOL #Humor #Humour #Dog #Dogs #Introvert

A dog inside a large, soft shirt that swamps him. Only his snout is visible sticking out of a sleeve.,

Ben Waber

Next was an in-depth examination of first labor strike in #eSports history by Nick "LS" De Cesare. This hasn't gotten a lot of visibility in management circles, but it should. There are a ton of intersecting issues here: worker power, labor rights, digital platform power (in this case Riot Games), and more https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mcIbwxeEVY (4/8) #LoL

Brownian_motion

@noondlyt #lol The #fediverse as a break from chaos?

Someone gets me.

A posted street sign that has a sticker over the letter D in the word Danger.
The sign appears to read:
NO HORN
BLOWING
Except
For
Anger

The day after Pippin’s owner taunted him with bacon and eggs while serving him kibble, Pippin snapped. Charges are pending.
#Funny #Fun #Humor #LOL #Humour #Cat #Cats

A cat is sitting at a kitchen table with a dinner plate and coffee mug. There is a meager amount of kibble on its plate. The cat is staring across the table with a look of anxious disbelief.

When graphic design is your gift.

A sign explaining what actions to take if you see a drowning. It says:
If you see someone
DROWNING
lol
~
~
(The graphic “lol” and two wavy lines beneath are meant to convey a head and two arms raised in distress.)
Then
CALL 911

When your cat opens a medical practice.

A funny veterinarian billboard with a picture of a cat dressed as a doctor and the title: Dr. Mittens Lamar.

Rasta

@tillianisafox No reaction? This isn't the bird site #LOL you don't get much of that instant attack for what you say. But, I'd question your use of FACT, unless you show your objective evidence. Your *opinion* is subjective, and cannot be proven, so it's more of a gaslighting invite to debate with you. But if you don't see it, because it's opinion, and not fact, there's no argument, It's just your opinion, we all have one. But, where's the proof of the statement?

No wonder I was straining.

A husky is comfortably ensconced in a toilet bowl looking placidly at its owner.

The Brake/Break Challenge.

#Funny #Humor #LOL #Humour

A wheelchair ramp built at an extremely steep and unnavigable angle. It is about an 80° angle and covered with slick tile.

Tell me now.

A picture of disheveled room (once a calm, pretty refuge) with the window broken and blown inward. A table has been blown onto its side and a smoke or vapor is billowing up from the floor. The poster says:,My central nervous system when someone says, “I’ll tell you later.”

Shannon

#iykyk #random #lol I'm angry. I'm very angry, Ralph. You know, you can ball my wife if she wants you to. You can lounge around here on her sofa, in her ex-husband's dead-tech, post-modernistic bullshit house if you want to. But you do not get to watch my f***ing television set!

Janice Selbie

One for the LOLbrary 🤣#funny #cats #nature #humour #innocent #lol

“Call center cat” is a white cat with black marking that covers ear & runs down side of face to the mouth.

It’s the little things that count.

An extremely narrow, vertical, corner “window.” It looks about two inches (6 centimeters) wide and two feet (61 centimeters in length.) The poster says: I got that promotion and a new office with a view!

You make my world spin.

#Funny #Fun #Humor #LOL #Humour #Car #Cats

A small cat is sitting up and staring into a circular, glass front, dryer door. The poster says: I put his favorite blanket in the wash. He sat like this for at least half an hour.

65dBnoise

#Musk is a man you can trust with your presidential campaign.

DeSantis crashed the internet with that announcement, they said.

#sarcasm #Twitter #LOL

It’s what’s inside that counts.

#Funny #Fun #LOL #Humor #Humour

A cartoon of a Russian nesting doll and a Trojan horse chatting over a candlelit table. They both simultaneously say: There’s something I have to tell you.

The cloak of invisibility is complete.

A cat is sitting up on a bathroom counter with its head in Kleenex box.

leyrer

Mehr Geld für Radwege. #LOL #wontHappen

Wien-weites Parkpickerl sorgt für Rekordeinnahmen

Die Ausweitung spülte im Vorjahr 167,5 Millionen Euro in die Stadtkassa – um 50 Millionen Euro mehr als 2021. Die Einnahmen aus Parkstrafen betrugen 42 Millionen Euro
https://www.derstandard.at/story/3000000034765/parkpickerl-ausweitu

When you can’t decide who gets to keep the house.

#Funny #Humor #Fun #LOL #Humour #Cat #Cats

A woman and cat are sitting on a couch and are facing away from each other. They appear to be adversarial.

When technical writing was your very last choice.
#Funny #Fun #Humor #LOL #Humour

In the top corner of IKEA like instructions is a funny “side step.” Side Step (reads): Make nachos. Optional, but recommended.

yall, i specifically added "anatomically correct" and "coherent" to the text prompt that generated this image, and THIS is what it gave me. it's almost like it doesn't understand english! it's almost like that...

#AIArt #ai #lol

a generated image of 3 "people" in a closet. none of them have real faces, and one of them has an extremely long and creepy arm.

https://youtu.be/dFfC92iBxNw?t=668

back in 2004 or whenever it was that i saw four tet play in chapel hill, nc, i definitely did not foresee a future where he's playing coachella with skrillex & fred again, playing the intro to "smells like teen spirit" before blasting it into the nastiest drop ever, laughing his head off with fred again, who's jumping around like a doof. this is all so funny.

but good for him! he's been awesome since way back in the day.

#music #lol #coachella

We owe this entire generation a do over.

#Funny #Humor #LOL #Humour

Poster says: I closed my finger in a drawer and yelled, “Son of a bitch!” and my 6-year-old called from another room, “What is it? Is it Trump? What did he do?”

Kevin Karhan :verified:

@foone worse is when they literally don't even bother to use an EEPROM but just a DRAM chip so removing the battery will clear it... #lol

When you can barely stand and an expert explains how easy pretzel pose is.

A cat sleeping with its arms and legs above its head and its tail resting just below its mouth.

Marcus Rohrmoser 🌍

@cheeaun #lol turning posts to ads – that's what they do anyway, isn't it?

Who, me?

A cat is calmly sitting on a mantle above a shattered lamp and broken glass.

We are absolutely not the dog gang you’re looking for.

#Funny #Fun #Humor #LOL #Humour #Dog #Dogs #Lineup

A group of dogs of different breeds are standing in a lineup beneath pictures of themselves.

No, please, continue explaining actuarial tables.

A cat with a “what is this hell I’m enduring expression.”

You’re on the right path.

Two random, unleashed dogs and a man are lying peacefully on a walking path. The poster says:
Person: You should try to make more friends.
Me:

And thus, the phrase “rage against the machine” was born.

#Funny #Fun #Humor #LOL #Humour
Source: Pinterest

A sandwich and a bottled drink are stuck in a vending machine behind a glass front. The poster says: Got a sandwich stuck with in a vending machine. Bought a drink to push the sandwich. Damn.

#reading #books #goals #bookstodon #notebook #lol #readersCommunity

Going to set a reading goal for June in my reading notebook. I'm thinking maybe 5-10 books?

Kind of a lot probably, but might as well aim for the stars lol 😆

Feeling inspired to get some reading done, but first I might set my first reading goal in my reading notebook. 📚📒

I just wrote reading three times in that sentence. 🤣😃

#lol #excited #reading #notebook #books #goal

When you swear you’ll eat more healthy, but Mitsy catches you eating M&Ms.

#Funny #Humor #LOL #Humour #Cat #Cats

A cat with its paw to its chin looking very judgmental.

Noelle Mitchell 📚🖋📝

So apparently all you need to do to write an article nowadays is come up with four short paragraphs, and then fill the rest of the empty space up with embedded tweets. 😆

I come across articles like this a lot and think, "Where's the rest of the article?" 😅

#writing #article #news #write #lol

Right, so I said a few days ago I was going to use my Mastodon account to track how much I read...which means I need to actually get off of Calckey and Mastodon so I can...get some reading done lol. 😆 :blobcatread:

#reading #mastodon #calckey #SocialMedia #focus #lol #books