Masthash

#mamema

#greece to procure replacement for missing statue in a #sof #raid in #stonehenge

greek minister of culture:
"it is inferior in every aspect, but will have to do for now."

#britishmuseum #classical #antique #athens #london #meme #mamema #memes #elgin

caryatid porch of the erechtheion originals in athens museum with one statue missing, rplaced with stonehenge boulder

this is the official #christmasmarket #support thread

have been robbed on a popular inner city market? (those prices are robbery indeed!)

almost broke your neck, slipping on ice, or more likely someones puke?

the music and crowds triggered all kind of "stuff"?

WE ARE HERE FOR YOU (or not, as we just seek seclusion and peace)

#christmas #meme #mamema #memes #georgemichael #lastchristmas #mariahcarey #cthulu #weihnachtsmarkt #napoleon #phoenix #ridleyscott #punsch

amid a small town christmas market
phoenix's napolon closing his ears wit both hands

melodic swung text: laaast chriiistmaaasss

caption: me trying to cross town square

HELP -i got my first christmas movie suggestion!
(proof of just how LOST #algorithms can be!! i mean you had ONE JOB!)

anyway i made a meme, and i think it turned out rather fine.

btw; the fact alone knowing of #acastleforchristmas is testimony to the #xmas horrors i witnessed

#christmas #netflix #diehard #brucewillis #brookeshields #movie #movies #christmasmovies #movies #meme #mamema #memes how could i forget; #towerman

soldiers carrying society meme shows soldiers in blood and gore carrying a idyllic landscape with a couple standing on it and looking towards the idyllic setting

here there is a john mclane bruce willis diehard towerman from the crawling trough the vent system among the soldiers
text: boys christmas movies look like this

up where the idyllic scenery was, is now a idyllic christmas winter scenery and a scottish dressed couple fom netflix traumatizing horror movie "a castle for christmas" (they labeled it as "romcom" in a act of pure bestialic sadism, scnr).
text: so that girls christmas movies can look like this

remark: i think this is it! i doubt it can become any better... (imho) it can go but  downhill after such hilarious thing XD peak mamema

as that #secondstage has unfortunately gone lost it would maybe better for #elonmusk, to focus on #spaceship, not waste time and money on #socialmedia

the attempt it self was promising. sincerely; cudos.

#musk #spacex #x #twitter #spaceship #texas #bocachica #texas #meme #mamema #memes

car salesman meme shows sales man and customer in front of vehicle. car sales man has musk face, vehicle is spaceship rocket text: car sales man slaps rockert; this bad boy spreads 64* of your tesla roadsters into lower orbit smallprint: yes i said car sales man *ijust took a lucky guess here

i saw a #meme about a cute bat (darkness baby bat, quite sure you already have seen it), so i wanted to have my own #bat meme...

#virus #virology #corona #disease #medecine #biology #zoology #mamema #memes

pic1: young cute bat text: "pssst! hey buddy..."
pic2: young bat with spread wing with probe tubes dut taped to the inner side of the wing. text: wanna try some new virus?"

the signs are noticeable;

the wind carries the smell of cheap #punsh,
strange lights can be seen in the night,
horrible sounds can be heard from afar...

brace yourselves!

#CHRISTMAS is coming

#christmasmarket #meme #mamema #memes #georgemichael #lastchristmas #mariahcarey #cthulu #christmas #weihnachtsmarkt #weihnachten #christmasmarket #punsch DOTHEYKNOWITISCHRISTMAS?!?!?

brace yourselves winter is coming meme
man in tribal clothing stands in wind holding shaft of sword caption: "brace yourselves, christmas is coming

THE END IS NEAR
make your amends, #christmas is coming (to you)!

THERE IS NO ESCAPE;
you avoid the #christmasmarkets and flee...

...guess what music that beach bar has playing?!

#meme #mamema #memes #georgemichael #lastchristmas #mariahcarey #cthulu #weihnachtsmarkt #christmasmarket #punsch DOTHEYKNOWITISCHRISTMAS?!?!?

scene from jaws / sea people meme
shows people fleeing beach water towards the shore in panic
in background a huge (gozilla sized) mariah carey in christmas dress with red and green glowing eyes.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL
EVACUATE NOW!!!

we were informed that some have heard the first #christmas songs in inner cities.

christmas markets are conquering larger cities

avoid cities at any cost
#red #green manmade hell
THIS IS NOT A TEST

(captain obvious: sarcastic content)

#meme #mamema #memes #georgemichael #lastchristmas #mariahcarey #cthulu #weihnachtsmarkt #christmasmarket #punsch DOTHEYKNOWITISCHRISTMAS?!?!?

inner city square, people are fleeing in a mass panic
behind a building a 30 meter george michael waring a elf hat

text: "laaast chriiistmaaas..."

memo for new emerging islands in the #indopacific; please could you emerge in a fashion that timely somewhat aligns with #wechatwednesday?! -thank you

#meme #mamema #memes #japan #china #xi #xijinping #island #volcano aaand ... #bobthebuilder

japanese island newly born from a volcano eruption, landingstrio on it
 xi jiping in foreground wearing construction helmet with a "jinping the builder" bob the bullder parody logo on itr.

text: china to finish construction on newly emerged island in japanese (crossed out) chinese waters

this one is for the small demographic of people who know #britain fair enough to know #rickgervais and #piersmorgan but not so well as not to sometimes confuse prominent people.

#meme #mamema #memes #corbyn #interview #morgan #talktv

picture of rick gervais (shaved)
text: isnt he kind of a cu..
...wait, you say that is not piers morgan? ...sorry, never mind

remark: steve from legal was very pleased with the wording. "interpretative, vague, unsinkable"

it is #mamemaโ€‹s first #birthday!
a year ago i decided to open a account dedicated to contribute advertorial #joinmastodon #memes to add further momentum to #eternalnovember

https://pixelfed.social/i/web/post/612586490011161224
an idea that didnt really catch on. but my generall #memeโ€‹s found a little attention. so, here we are.

#mastodon got its name from the band, so what lies closer than once more around the sun?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjJ3ysJLbw0

portrait of marie antoinette of habsburg holding a cake with one candle in her hand,
different tattoos added; m d c c x x i i i (1793) and a mamema heart on chest, mamema in gothic letters on right and a guillotine on left arm.
text: care for some cake?

oh, i completely forgot my "british" account #mamema account, that i used in the beginning as i got so little feedback as that i tried a different instance. but it is a zombie now.

these conversations mostly follow along the line;

A: (..) i literally printed a real car with my 3d printer
Me: sounds legit
A: no really i totally did (..) etc yadda yadda
B*: he's not lying. he actually did this.

*created their profile -today-

#socialmedia #mastodon #fediverse #meme #mamema #memes #troll #trolls

teen wearing a mask of a old man talking very engaged to two sock puppets

text: 14 yo trolls in your comment section

oh #daemon of #laplace, we summon thy, lord of #thermodynamics, dark prince of #causality, thine shall be #entropy to all eternity ...eternity? is that even possible?! how .. why .. .. .. .. O_o ... ... ... ...

#philosophy #freewill #determinism #physics #meme #mamema #memes #puppet #bigbang #heatdeath #universe

puppet hierarchy meme
shows 6 puppets each taller controlling its smaller successor (orig meme shows further strings attached to the biggest doll, suggesting further "controlling dolls, for this meme they have been removed)

biggest doll labeled "big bang"
smallest doll "heat death (of the universe)"
all dolls in between labeled "all else"

from the lowest drawer of our creative team comes the guess, why there hasnt ever been a #nutella dispenser tube

#meme #mamema #memes

toothpaste tube like nutella tube, with nutella coming out out of it and a heap of brown nutella next to it

i can but recommend the original; #waltzwithbashir
5/5 would strongly recommend. and please,
please, dont cut short dont augment playspeed
and most importantly, watch to the end.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1185616/
#israel #netanyahu #meme #mamema #memes

movie poster for waltz with bashir
recoined to waltz with netanyahu

shows comic art of three soliders standing in the water in front of a costal city line with yellow fragments raining from the sky

there are not little accounts on the #birdsite, who on first sight promote #classical #art* only to get a whole lot of reactionary crap passed under the radar and show off their simplistic world views and lack of capacity and/or will to get the #postmodern discourse. by all means culture_crit is a perfect example.
*in itself nothing wrong with that at all

#twitter #x #meme #mamema #memes #modernism #modern

human evolution meme shows 6 different human evolution stages from "ape" to "homo sapi. sapi."
there is a second "modern human" (having the twitter profile pic of @culture_crit in front of the first  addressing him: "why dont we do art like this anymore?" -from there on the evolutionary stages devolve in 5 stages back to "ape" again.

so you get your hands on a computer for a few days only to see that #berlin has been on a wild goose chase of non existing #lion.

#boar #lowe #wildschwein #sommerloch #meme #mamema #memes

kids scared of rabbit meme shows 5 yo girl and totally hysterical 3 yo boy affraid of a bunny. bunny is replaced by baby boar eating from fallen over trash can

text: meanwhile in berlin

OH NOES!!!

#mamema goes on #vacation and is #afk

ill be severed from the meme trinity (#firefox, #gimp, #inkscape) for a jolly good while!
so maybe there will be one, or the other from time to time, but beside that, ... i ll be #afk -quite a lot-

look to my coming at last light on the last day of the eight month. at dusk...

two dudes pointing meme dudes pointing at the island of the spongebob intro

on it the mamema mascot aka "orange elephant*" drinking a cocktail.**

*it was supposed to be a mammoth, but i read someone referring to it as orange elephant, so ill just go with it

**does the "elephant" reflect in the water? well of course it does ;-P

if you know the #dilbert #comicโ€‹s but dont know what this comic is about, please go and, as they say in these circles, do your own "research", by googling dilbert/news...

...there is a #youtube video and i wont post it here, because i do not want to have to do anything with such filth! fck that sht! fck it!

#BLM !!!

#scottadams #racism #meme #memes #mamema #cartoon

dilbert comic
pic1: dilbert sits at computer looking at dilbert comic. thinks: if you saw a few dilbert comics over the last years, it shouldnt come as a surprise... i mean, in the end it mostly took complex problems...
pic2: still at computer, thinks: oversimplified them and offered cheap answers for the lulz 
pic3: dilbert in room, dog on the bed has been replaced with mamema mascot with the arkward glasses the cartoondog was always wearing
dilbert: what will now become of the creator
mascot: a garrison that draws even worse, i guess

someone said data management, so here we go.

googled for "board of directors"

ladies and gentlemen, i assure you, those faces looked more genericly cloned before i #gimpโ€‹ed in #commander #dataโ€‹s face.

#enterprise #startrek #data #meme #memes #mamema

directors board - t at table all have the face of startrek commander data 

text: data management

remark: it is a stock photo to "board of directors" google prompt.
let me assure you those faces looked as generic as they do now...

now that was a low hanging fruit of a acceptable target

#mastodon is a bit short of 9 million users, with actual growth it might require the #birdmanโ€‹s assistance to make the numer 9000000 happen before newyear

@mastodonusercount

#fediverse #meme #mamema #memes #twitter #musk #elonmusk

cmon do something meme
@mastodonusercount@bitcoinhackers.org
account a bit short of 9 million users poking with a stick on must twitter account text: "cmon do something stupid..."

@stux we at #mamema have developed a solution to this issue: https://det.social/@mastomememakers/109568115007392316

mees solving other memes. an other revolution brought to you by mastomememakers (tm) XD

help your friends to phase into the #fediverse

they are trapped in their #socialmedia patterns. confused about #mastodon

...it is too hard for them to grasp. seriously;

"mastodon is wired and complicated"
"am i now an instance?"
"is this a cult of some kind?"
"i will join #elonmusk on mars"

help them, as this pic has helped so many middle schoolers.

#joinmastodon #mastodonmigration #eternalnovember #twitter #facebook #plato #platoscave #meme #memes #MaMeMa

platos cave
people trapped in the cave are shown logo shapes of twitter "like" and facebook

those who escape the cave find a sky filled with a planet-analogy (oh the irony) fediverse and a mastodon mascot