#nfl
#NFL Week 13 Scores:
Ended Games:
#DAL 41 - 35 #SEA
Upcoming Games:
12/3 - 1:00 PM EST #TEN - #IND
12/3 - 1:00 PM EST #NE - #LAC
12/3 - 1:00 PM EST #NO - #DET
12/3 - 1:00 PM EST #NYJ - #ATL
12/3 - 1:00 PM EST #PIT - #ARI
12/3 - 1:00 PM EST #WSH - #MIA
12/3 - 1:00 PM EST #HOU - #DEN
12/3 - 4:05 PM EST #TB - #CAR
12/3 - 4:25 PM EST #LAR - #CLE
12/3 - 4:25 PM EST #PHI - #SF
12/3 - 8:20 PM EST #GB - #KC
12/4 - 8:15 PM EST #JAX - #CIN
Sunday #NFL Bets: 12/3
Season: 226-162 (+56.87 units)
Be sure to check the spreadsheet in my pinned tweet for updates.
#GamblingX #GamblingTwitter #NFLBets #NFLProps #NFLPicks

Discover the three reasons why the Minnesota Vikings will never win a Super Bowl. #SKOL #MinnesotaVikings #Vikings #NFL #Sports #Satire #football #Memes #meme #NFLmeme #SuperBowl
https://aflyontheball.com/why-minnesota-vikings-will-never-win-super-bowl/
You may not see it yet, but the Houston Texans are winning the Super Bowl this season. Find out why the Texans are on the brink of becoming America's Team. Sorry, Dallas Cowboys. #HoustonTexans #DallasCowboys #DC4L #Cowboys #AmericasTeam #Texans #NFL #Football #Sports #satire #WeAreTexans #SuperBowl
https://aflyontheball.com/why-houston-texans-will-win-super-bowl-2024/
Now that he's had extra time on his hands, New York Jets QB Aaron Rodgers is launching a Trippindales franchise! #TakeFlight #NYJets #NewYorkJets #NFL #Football #Satire #Sports #GangGreen #AaronRodgers
https://aflyontheball.com/aaron-rodgers-launching-trippindales-franchise/
Did you know Zach Wilson took two losses on the night the Kansas City Chiefs beat the New York Jets? First, Wilson lost the game, then he got rejected by Donna Kelce. #KansasCityChiefs #ChiefsKingdom #Chiefs #NFL #Sports #Satire #football #meme #memes #NFLmemes #TakeFlight #NewYorkJets #Jets #NYJets #GangGreen #TaylorSwift #Swift #Swiftie #Swifties #Kelce #ZachWilson
https://aflyontheball.com/zach-wilson-seeks-travis-kelces-moms-number/
#NFL Week 13 Scores:
Ended Games:
#DAL 41 - 35 #SEA
Upcoming Games:
12/3 - 1:00 PM EST #TEN - #IND
12/3 - 1:00 PM EST #NE - #LAC
12/3 - 1:00 PM EST #NO - #DET
12/3 - 1:00 PM EST #NYJ - #ATL
12/3 - 1:00 PM EST #PIT - #ARI
12/3 - 1:00 PM EST #WSH - #MIA
12/3 - 1:00 PM EST #HOU - #DEN
12/3 - 4:05 PM EST #TB - #CAR
12/3 - 4:25 PM EST #LAR - #CLE
12/3 - 4:25 PM EST #PHI - #SF
12/3 - 8:20 PM EST #GB - #KC
12/4 - 8:15 PM EST #JAX - #CIN
Canadian OL Anim Dankwah accepts invite to 2024 East-West Shrine Bowl

Source: Bucs WR Godwin (neck) expected to play https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/39031085/buccaneers-expect-wr-chris-godwin-play-sunday?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon #NFL #SchwartziesSports

Los Angeles Chargers coach Brandon Staley calls the fire department to report flames under his seat. #LAChargers #LosAngelesChargers #Chargers #Bolts #BoltUp #NFL #Sports #Satire #Football #Meme #Memes
https://aflyontheball.com/brandon-staley-calls-fire-department-hot-seat/
The Detroit Lions may be off to a hot start, but fans in Michigan shouldn't get too excited. Here's why the #Lions will never win a #SuperBowl. #NFL #Football #Sports #Satire #Memes #Meme #DetroitLions #OnePride
https://aflyontheball.com/why-the-detroit-lions-will-never-win-super-bowl/
The Buffalo Bills are having a rough go this season, but Harvey Ballbanger predicted this. Here are the three reasons why Bills Mafia will never be able to celebrate a Super Bowl win. #BuffaloBills #Bills #BillsMafia #NFL #Football #Satire #JoshAllen #SuperBowl
https://aflyontheball.com/why-buffalo-bills-will-never-win-super-bowl/
Learn about the Manning infant who just signed the largest NIL contract in sports history. #Sports #NFL #Football #CollegeFootball #Satire
https://aflyontheball.com/manning-infant-signs-largest-nil-deal-in-sports/
Russell Wilson's performance this season is even crazier when you learn the Denver Broncos QB hasn't been able to sleep since 2022. Russell Wilson's smartwatch tells all. #NFL #Sports #Football #Broncos #DenverBroncos #LetsRide #BroncosCountry #Satire
https://aflyontheball.com/russell-wilson-smartwatch-reveals-qb-hasnt-slept/
Source: Saints' Olave (concussion) likely to play https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/39030983/saints-chris-olave-concussion-likely-play-vs-lions?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon #NFL #SchwartziesSports

If we somehow don’t get one of Williams or Maye, I hope our next HC and GM make the correct choice… https://www.rawchili.com/3193543/
#AmericanFootballConference #AmericanFootballConferenceEastDivision #Football #Foxborough #Massachusetts #NationalFootballLeague #NewEngland #NewEnglandPatriots #NFL #Patriots

It's no wonder the New England Patriots are struggling this season. We wrote it before the year began, here's what Bill Belichick fails to understand about special teams. #Patriots #NewEnglandPatriots #NFL #Satire #BillBelichick #Sports #Football
https://aflyontheball.com/bill-belichick-doesnt-understand-special-teams/
Remember that time Zac Taylor brought the gameball to a bar because he thought we as a fanbase deserved it, remember that time? https://www.rawchili.com/3193539/
#AmericanFootballConference #AmericanFootballConferenceNorthDivision #Bengals! #Cincinnati #CincinnatiBengals #Football #NationalFootballLeague #NFL #Ohio

It's Sunday! These hashtags have recently been trending each Sunday.
Can you believe some football minds don't believe in him? It's obvious Jordan Love will be the greatest QB in Green Bay Packers history. #GoPackGo #Packers #GreenBayPackers #NFL #Football #Satire #Meme #Memes #NFLmemes #Footballlmemes #Sports
https://aflyontheball.com/jordan-love-greatest-green-bay-packers-qb-ever/
Madden NFL 24 has been out for several months, but we were promised immersive modes like 'Be A Pro'. This article highlights the five features Madden missed out on. #Madden #madden24 #NFL #football #videogames #Games #Satire #eSports
https://aflyontheball.com/5-new-features-coming-to-madden-nfl-24/
Did you know Kirk Cousins is working on a rap album titled, 'You Like That'? #Vikings #YouLikeThat #MinnesotaVikings #SKOL #NFL #Football #Rap #HipHop #Satire #Sports
https://aflyontheball.com/kirk-cousins-working-on-rap-album-you-like-that/
Zaire Franklin and EJ Speed talk about the impact of Shaq Leonard being released on Zaire’s podcast https://www.rawchili.com/3193533/
#AmericanFootballConference #AmericanFootballConferenceSouthDivision #Colts #Football #Indiana #Indianapolis #IndianapolisColts #NationalFootballLeague #NFL


Thinking the Broncos probably can’t beat the Texans because this opponent is a pretty good team… Then remember I thought the same thing the last 4 weeks… https://www.rawchili.com/3193529/
#AmericanFootballConference #AmericanFootballConferenceWestDivision #Broncos #Colorado #Denver #DenverBroncos #Football #NationalFootballLeague #NFL

What Chiefs opinion would put you in this situation? https://www.rawchili.com/3193527/
#AmericanFootballConference #AmericanFootballConferenceWestDivision #Chiefs #Football #KansasCity #KansasCityChiefs #Missouri #NationalFootballLeague #NFL

Couple of day ago I met Nick Hardwick from THE San Diego Chargers, in Oceanside,CA. Such rad human! #boltup https://www.rawchili.com/3193525/
#AmericanFootballConference #AmericanFootballConferenceWestDivision #California #Chargers #Football #LosAngeles #LosAngelesChargers #NationalFootballLeague #NFL



[Tom Pelissero] on X. Jets released veteran Adrian Amos. https://www.rawchili.com/3193519/
#Bears #Chicago #ChicagoBears #Football #Illinois #NationalFootballConference #NationalFootballConferenceNorthDivision #NationalFootballLeague #NFL
![[Tom Pelissero] on X. Jets released veteran Adrian Amos.](https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/cache/media_attachments/files/111/514/768/350/939/540/small/d107a432d8faec1d.jpg)

Give me T Sweat with our 1st round pick. https://www.rawchili.com/3193513/
#Atlanta #AtlantaFalcons #Falcons #Football #Georgia #NationalFootballConference #NationalFootballConferenceSouthDivision #NationalFootballLeague #NFL

Matthew Stafford And The Los Angeles Rams Offense To Expect A Challenge Against Cleveland https://www.rawchili.com/3193511/
#California #Football #LosAngeles #LosAngelesRams #NationalFootballConference #NationalFootballConferenceWestDivision #NationalFootballLeague #NFL #Rams

Walking out of a hotel elevator and a stranger wishes me a horrible weekend… https://www.rawchili.com/3193509/
#49ers. #California #Football #NationalFootballConference #NationalFootballConferenceWestDivision #NationalFootballLeague #NFL #SanFrancisco #SanFrancisco49ers #SantaClara

#NFL Week 13 Scores:
Ended Games:
#DAL 41 - 35 #SEA
Upcoming Games:
12/3 - 1:00 PM EST #TEN - #IND
12/3 - 1:00 PM EST #NE - #LAC
12/3 - 1:00 PM EST #NO - #DET
12/3 - 1:00 PM EST #NYJ - #ATL
12/3 - 1:00 PM EST #PIT - #ARI
12/3 - 1:00 PM EST #WSH - #MIA
12/3 - 1:00 PM EST #HOU - #DEN
12/3 - 4:05 PM EST #TB - #CAR
12/3 - 4:25 PM EST #LAR - #CLE
12/3 - 4:25 PM EST #PHI - #SF
12/3 - 8:20 PM EST #GB - #KC
12/4 - 8:15 PM EST #JAX - #CIN
@GrimmReality @APBBlue he was Mr. Irrelevant, wasn't he? #nfl #nfldraft #brockpurdy
These only work until the playoffs https://www.rawchili.com/3193453/

#NFL Week 13 Scores:
Ended Games:
#DAL 41 - 35 #SEA
Upcoming Games:
12/3 - 1:00 PM EST #TEN - #IND
12/3 - 1:00 PM EST #NE - #LAC
12/3 - 1:00 PM EST #NO - #DET
12/3 - 1:00 PM EST #NYJ - #ATL
12/3 - 1:00 PM EST #PIT - #ARI
12/3 - 1:00 PM EST #WSH - #MIA
12/3 - 1:00 PM EST #HOU - #DEN
12/3 - 4:05 PM EST #TB - #CAR
12/3 - 4:25 PM EST #LAR - #CLE
12/3 - 4:25 PM EST #PHI - #SF
12/3 - 8:20 PM EST #GB - #KC
12/4 - 8:15 PM EST #JAX - #CIN
🏈 @cfb #CFB #CollegeFootball @nfl #NFL
For real?
Via Chris Howell @chrishowell
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I just heard this on Le Betard. In his NFL career Jim Harbaugh had more rushing yards than Bo Jackson. I’m so mad right now.




Nice blurb on Stefanski in The Athletic [Russini] https://www.rawchili.com/3193391/
#AmericanFootballConference #AmericanFootballConferenceNorthDivision #Browns #Cleveland #ClevelandBrowns #Football #NationalFootballLeague #NFL #Ohio
![Nice blurb on Stefanski in The Athletic [Russini]](https://cdn.fosstodon.org/cache/media_attachments/files/111/514/288/595/484/789/small/be82a85140acce84.jpg)
Was drunk and looking for horse videos on Youtube….was not disappointed https://www.rawchili.com/3193387/
#AmericanFootballConference #AmericanFootballConferenceSouthDivision #Colts #Football #Indiana #Indianapolis #IndianapolisColts #NationalFootballLeague #NFL



#NFL Week 13 Scores:
Ended Games:
#DAL 41 - 35 #SEA
Upcoming Games:
12/3 - 1:00 PM EST #TEN - #IND
12/3 - 1:00 PM EST #NE - #LAC
12/3 - 1:00 PM EST #NO - #DET
12/3 - 1:00 PM EST #NYJ - #ATL
12/3 - 1:00 PM EST #PIT - #ARI
12/3 - 1:00 PM EST #WSH - #MIA
12/3 - 1:00 PM EST #HOU - #DEN
12/3 - 4:05 PM EST #TB - #CAR
12/3 - 4:25 PM EST #LAR - #CLE
12/3 - 4:25 PM EST #PHI - #SF
12/3 - 8:20 PM EST #GB - #KC
12/4 - 8:15 PM EST #JAX - #CIN
Trent Williams named Andrew Thomas as one of his top 5 Tackles https://www.rawchili.com/3193377/
#EastRutherford #Football #Giants #NationalFootballConference #NationalFootballConferenceEastDivision #NationalFootballLeague #NewJersey #NewYork #NewYorkGiants #NFL


Panthers Owner David Tepper wants to try and lure OC Ben Johnson away from the Lions, per @DMRussini However – several members of the Panthers organization have been texting Johnson about how difficult it is to work in Carolina. The situation in Carolina is MESSY. 😳 https://www.rawchili.com/3193371/
#Detroit #DetroitLions #Football #Lions #Michigan #NationalFootballConference #NationalFootballConferenceNorthDivision #NationalFootballLeague #NFL


Bad approach Goodell!! Keep the Tush Push in the game BUT limit it to 3 or 4 throughout the game. You know like timeouts, only 3 are allowed to each team. Think about it. #NFL —
NFL's Roger Goodell Reportedly Wants Eagles' 'Tush Push' Banned 'Permanently' - Bleacher Report https://apple.news/AV7Prw7qEQRG6f9zuYgmJ5g
Any NFL Network "Good Morning Football" fans out there?
Q: Has anyone else noticed Jaime Erdahl has been gradually adding make up & accessorizing?
When she took over for Kay Adams, she seemed to be deliberately wearing girl-next-door clothes & cotton t-shirts with pastel colors & super light makeup... a huge difference from her predecessor.
Now: Jaime's penciling her eyebrows, wearing lip gloss & mascara with gold hoops. Same clothes tho.
Not complainin'! 😁
Going to the game on Sunday, and s/o did some shopping ahead of time to make it clear who she's rooting for. 😄 #MiamiDolphins #HTTC #FinsUp :finsup: #NFL #WASvsMIA

Looks like they need a TE ..
Via Adam Schefter 🤖 @AdamSchefter
Eagles are listing TE Dallas Goedert as doubtful for Sunday’s game vs. the 49ers due to his forearm injury.
Via Adam Schefter 🤖 @AdamSchefter
Former Cardinals’ TE Zach Ertz cleared waivers today and is now free to sign with any team, per source. The Eagles, a franchise for which Ertz needs 11 catches to pass Harold Carmichael and become their all-time leading receiver, are expected to have interest in re-signing him.
To all the Dak haters:
Love, #CowboysNation
#DallasCowboys #AmericasTeam #Cowboys #HowBoutThemCowboys #SuperBowlOrBust #NFL #NFLWeek13 #SEAvsDAL #NFLMVP

Indigenous Group "Condemns" Viral Chiefs Fan For Headdress And Face Paint
https://www.hotnewhiphop.com/740210-viral-chiefs-fan-indigenous-community-response
> The #SantaYnez Band of #Chumash Indians has condemned the decision of a young member of their community to wear a headdress and face paint to a #Chiefs game.

9-3, baby! Still coming for you, Eagles. This was a tough one, and a close one, and one where we didn't dominate. We destroyed all the narratives tonight.
#DallasCowboys #CowboysNation #AmericasTeam #Cowboys #HowBoutThemCowboys #SuperBowlOrBust #NFL #NFLWeek13 #SEAvsDAL #TNF


Via Adam Schefter 🤖 @AdamSchefter
Dallas now has won 14 straight home games — with the Eagles up next a week from Sunday night.
Via Bill Barnwell 🤖 @billbarnwell
Oh man, 55 was still looking into the backfield for the ball when Lamb was 10 yards upfield

🌞 Good morning #fediverse! This is GBH #News bringing you the world from #Boston. It's 38F at Logan Airport and visibility is 10 miles.
A Sumatran rhino calf was born in Indonesia, adding to an endangered species of fewer than 50 animals.
The Pats losing streak has put coach Bill Belichick's job in jeopardy as QB Mac Jones is benched for the 4th time. #NFL
Former First Lady Rosalynn Carter's memorial service will be held today in Atlanta.
You're taking a trip.
Did Hell freeze over?
The Chicago Bears won a football game. In their division.This is not how the script is written.
Here comes the "eat up the play clock" football by the #ChicagoBears only to never get into field goal range and lose the game anyway. 🙄
#nfl #chicagobears @nfl Getsy is killing me. That's like the 8th time I have seen that same damn WR screen. Do something else dude, please
#nfl #chicagobears @nfl Can we stop with the damn screens? What is Getsy thinking?
Wow, didn’t fully expect Frank Reich to be fired, it’s not even #BlackMonday. Hopefully the Chargers fire Brandon Staley as well, he’s been way worse than their previous coach yet he’s had a longer leash @nfl #NFL
Tommy DeVito is “the first undrafted rookie in the common-draft era to record a passer rating of 100.0 or higher in consecutive starts.” - Art Stapleton, NorthJersey.com
DeVito-led #NYGiants with the 2-game win streak 🏈 😂
Today's top ten tag trends:
10: #wettendass
9: #billsmafia
8: #26novembre
7: #NEvsNYG
6: #caturday
5: #patriots
4: #bufvsphi
3: #oddsmallbusinesses
2: #silentsunday
1: #nfl

#NFL rain at met life stadium could mean more turf injuries.😡
Via Barstool Sports 🤖 @barstoolsports
Nobody In The History Of Organized Sport Has Ever Given Less Effort Than Diontae Johnson

Let me say it out loud - almost all of the NFL's special games this year (International, Thanksgiving, Black Friday) are pretty shitty.
#nfl #NFLonMastodon #nflfootball
Durch ein Laufspiel ein weiterer #Touchdown und #Extrapunkt für die #Dolphins.
Neuer Spielstand: 34 – 13
It's negligence to be playing Tua right now. #MiamiDolphins #NFL #FinsUp
Watching UK coverage of the #NFL games over the past couple of days and if I never see this bloody Crazy Frog phone train lottery pissing advert again it will be too soon.
There is zero reason to have Tua in this game at this point. #MiamiDolphins #FinsUp :finsup: #NFL
Slow motion spitting of blood from the ref! Happy Black Friday from Amazon Prime! #NFL
Right, what have we missed in tonight's #NFL then?
Two things that bother me about this #MiamiDolphins team that are on display so far, and chronic issues:
- refusal/inability to run on short yardage
- mismanagement of the play clock
#FinsUp #NFL
@slessans2 Straightening out two decades of Dan Snyder-induced dysfunction is proving more difficult than many of us hoped. #HTTC #NFL #commanders
Jack Del Rio has been fired along with DB coach Brent Vieselmeyer.
#NFL :nfl: | #HTTC :commanders: | #Commanders
Is the Prime game tomorrow free? I think that's what the promo said. #NFL
@AE4WX @braker1nine That was when Joshua Dobbs started getting some attention. #NFL