#programmerhumor
Someone at #Microsoft was a man of culture for sure ๐
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This is what "VUE" in Vue.js stands for. ๐๐ฆ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrvV-R3y2xY
If you're learning how to code, this is gonna make you laugh.
How do Android developers flirt? "Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm feeling a connection!" ๐
#AndroidDev #ProgrammerHumor #ChatGPT4Jokes
Why did the Android developer always carry a notebook? Because you never know when you'll come across a sketchy API! ๐
#AndroidDev #ProgrammerHumor #ChatGPT4Jokes
How do Android developers stay in shape? By doing regular push-ups... to their Git repositories! ๐ช
#AndroidDev #ProgrammerHumor #ChatGPT4Jokes
Why did the Android app go to therapy? It had too many unresolved issues on GitHub! ๐
#AndroidDev #ProgrammerHumor #ChatGPT4Jokes
Denoted a "Best Sellers" recommendation algorithm BS.
Perfection. Let's see if the stakeholders will like the BS algorithm and BS recommendations.
seen on lemmy, had to share
#lemmy #genx #nostalgia #famicom #80s #funny #geek #programmerhumor
Why did the Android developer stay calm in stressful situations?
Because he always had a lot of Activities to switch between! ๐
#AndroidDev #ProgrammerHumor #ChatGPT4Jokes
Another image I made and saved in my "to use in MR reviews" folder. :blobfoxdealwithitfingerguns:
print("Hell o' World");
#programmerHumor
#waterfallwednesday
forget the "agile" development
#programmerhumor
Quote of the day:
"Only dead projects has stable API"
- Miroslav Suchรฝ (@mirek)
https://lists.fedoraproject.org/archives/list/devel@lists.fedoraproject.org/message/JL2N7SDNC6ZX4KE2SRHCX3KW6URLZAEN/
#programming #programmerhumor
2nd AI joke generation. I created an LoRA from our technical Simplygon documentation and asked that AI to write a 3d optimization joke.
#Vatican Confirms Secret โwhile(true)โ Loop has been Running Since The 16th Century https://sebastiancarlos.com/vatican-confirms-secret-while-true-loop-has-been-running-since-the-16th-century-dc6e0f18625e
#programming #programmerhumor #church #pope
#detergent #memes #programmerhumor
The trifecta of the detergents. Interestingly, all three are made by the same manufacturer, Rosch Group.
Who's gonna tell him ๐๐คฃ
#dev #developer #programmer #codinghumor #coder #meme #programmerhumor #softwaredeveloper #softwaredevelopment
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I trained an AI on our technical Simplygon documentation and asked it for a joke. Result was... odd...
i know i wrote this code, but i don't remember being this funny :)
@isomeme
In theory, nothing works and everybody knows why.
In practice, everything works but no-one knows why.
We finally managed to combine theory and practice: Nothing works and no-one knows why.
"I'm not here to tell you Rust is the best language... You should have figured it by now"
"You can't trust humans. But you can always trust the cult... I mean the compiler"
"WebAssembly! What was the question?"
"Everyone is welcome who's ready to join the cult... Community! Community..."
I suppose this is the unmistakable sign to call it a day ๐
#ProgrammerHumor #StackOverflow #Programming #Offline #Software #SoftwareEngineering
Don't go JSON, waterfall,
Just stick to the streams the the scrums that you're used to...
Then there is me, randomly commiting code to my private repo on the company gitlab cause I completed all shits for this cycle of development: see? I am working
Sauce: https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/143jug0/nothing_new_to_add/
Looks like the Stack Overflow moderators have gone on a paw-strike. They're protesting the lax AI-generated content guidelines. I guess they're feline neglected. #programmerhumor #catjokes
DreamBerd is a perfect programming language
https://github.com/TodePond/DreamBerd
Discussions: https://discu.eu/q/https://github.com/TodePond/DreamBerd
OK it was unsettling when my computer suddenly killed the screen and shut itself down, but I appreciate coming back to this from the Tidal application:
There's a chunk at the beginning missing: "I don't feel comfortable referring to myself as a programmer."
This is hilarious.๐ ๐
#ProgrammerHumor #Funny #Meme #Comedy #CSS #Programming #WebDev
If your first coding efforts end with failure, don't worry. There's always a 2nd, 3rd, and 4th time of failure before *partial* success.
#SoftwareDevelopment #SoftwareEngineering #Programming #Coding #ComputerScience #DevHumor #CodingHumor #DevLife #CodingLife #ProgrammerHumor #ProgrammerLife
If it looks like a bug,
hops like a bug,
and buzzes like a bug,
then it's probably aโฆ
feature.
#SoftwareDevelopment #SoftwareEngineering #Programming #Coding #ComputerScience #CodingHumor #CodingLife #ProgrammerHumor #ProgrammerLife #QualityAssurance #QA #SoftwareTesting #ProductManagement #ProjectManagement
Lean development is garbage.
That's why I've been using the type "boolean" more often.
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Originalquelle ist mir unbekannt, aber dieses Meme ist schon so alt wie die Floppydisk selbst ๐
#IT #ITamLimit #ITwitz #programmerhumor
Why global variables are bad. I realize this a repost of a repost, but I found it funny
An Israeli protest against the Prime Ministerโs plans to weaken the Supreme Courtโs judicial review powers.
#Israel #Git #ProgrammerHumor
"You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes."
#rustlang #rust #cpp #programmingmeme #programmerhumor #developers
Switching to Rust ๐ฆ
Relaxation after fixing bug
Top 10 Programming Languages for Metaverse Software Developers In 2023 -- Apparently "JavaScript is a wise choice for VR applications", "HTML is preferred by game developers", and "Python is insecure because it's open source"
I really need to study up on that HTML 6. :blobfoxcomputer:
#techjobs #humor #startup #ProgrammersAreAlsoHuman #programmerhumor #SoftwareDevlopment #webdev
Sure, no fee to join, but I hear they make it a pain to quit...
Sort of feel like this should be my profile pic.
OGG CODE! OGG TAPPY TAPPY KEYS! OGG WONDERING WHY NODE UPDATE HAVING DEPENDENCY ISSUES BECAUSE SITE IN KAZAKHSTAN DOWN?!?
console.log forever!!!!
Once in a while #LinkedIn has a banger ๐ถ