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You should always program as if the one who'll maintain your code is "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named", and your wand is broken.
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When it comes to software dev, there are two types of people: those who use version control, and those who live on the edge.
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The only thing more frustrating than repairing someone else’s mega-function: repairing your own mega-function from ten months ago.
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A junior asked me what a ‘bug bash’ is...
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If your version is still unstable—chill out and call it v1.0.
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Automated Testing Specialist is a human who is being automated to be specialized in testing.
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If your first coding efforts end with failure, don't worry. There's always a 2nd, 3rd, and 4th time of failure before *partial* success.
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There are three ways to write clean code: the 1st is to write neatly from the first character, the 2nd is to refactor, and the 3rd is to create a new project.
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In the world of online education, specifically in software dev, I always wonder why they use “Zero to Hero” in titles. Aren’t they supposed to use “Zero to One”?!
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If it looks like a bug,
hops like a bug,
and buzzes like a bug,
then it's probably a…
feature.
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Why do modern devs prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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An enthusiastic dev's partner sent him to the grocery store with instructions to “Get a bottle of wine, and if they have fresh tomatoes, get a dozen.”—He came back with 12 bottles of wine.
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In elementary schools, programming isn't taught, since it would make the rest of the curriculum look bad.
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Don't let anyone tell you what you can't do. As someone with a disability, I know firsthand the power of perseverance and self-belief. Let's encourage and support each other to reach our full potential.
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Sometimes #programming could be frustrating.
What do you do to find #motivation?
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Just when I thought I was stuck in a bug-fixing rut, I stumbled upon an interesting challenge that reignited my love for programming! It's amazing how a little problem-solving can rekindle your passion. #programmerlife #bugfixing #codinglove 🐛💻❤️
🛑STOP🛑 using inheritance everywhere in your code!
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1-Antes de optimizar veamos si hay algún cuello de botella
2-No tenemos planes de integrar ChatGPT
3-No se puede hacer en Python
……
Voy a empezar a pegar estas respuestas en mis reuniones #programmer #programmerlife
A Team Culture to 🛑UNBLOCK🛑 Software Engineers
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I love it when code works in my dev environment and then barfs and dies in prod.
A QA Tester walks into a bar : 🍺
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Me: "I am programmer, I make computer go beep boop"
Computer: "Boop beep"
Me: "..."
Every time!! 😐
This is not related to any programming, but its true fact!!!!!
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💯 all the time!!!! Hope every developer agree this😂😛
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Red flag in a job offer: "The candidate must have prior experience as the patching is done straight on the production machine." #developerlife #programmerlife
I have been learning #rust with rustlings recently. My brain...