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Spuddenly I learned that there's Chinese video sharing platform called 'potato'. And I was supposed to hash this out for myself? Anyway, now that the knowledge is crisp in my mind I'd better share it
That's better than the non-dream-inspired name I came up with for a soup-and-sandwhich cyber cafe on a military base...
The In-Formation Soup-or-Rye Way.
I'll show myself out.
What's a pirate's favorite kind of music?
Anything with a good "hook"!
#Pirate #Joke #InternationalTalkLikeAPirateDay #TalkLikeAPirateDay #Pun #Humor #Comedy #Funny
How do pirates prefer to communicate?
Aye to aye!
#Pirate #Joke #InternationalTalkLikeAPirateDay #TalkLikeAPirateDay #Pun #Humor #Comedy #Funny
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You might think it's "R," but it's actually the "C" they love!
#Pirate #Joke #InternationalTalkLikeAPirateDay #TalkLikeAPirateDay #Pun #Humor #Comedy #Funny
Out of all the great punny restaurants in India, Burger Singh is probably my favorite. I wonder if his moustache looks like a crown.
A few years ago, Delhi had a coffee chain called "Sardarbaksh" with a logo suspiciously similar to a certain Seattle-based coffee empire. They were sued and changed their name to "Sardar-ji Baksh."
#India #Travel #Funny #Pun #Puns #Roadtrip #Coffee #Copyright #Starbucks
My current art project fixation is watching my sona come to life a bit in this new software called PNGTuber Plus! I don't plan to even do anything with it aside from just seeing Foxfire bounce around when I talk, but it's been a fun learning experience.
My goal is to fill all the presets with different costumes, I've got one done so far! If that sounds like fun to you, it's available here: https://kaiakairos.itch.io/pngtuber-plus
Ich werde mich heute mal ein bisschen tiefergehender mit dem JSON-Format beschäftigen. Ein passendes Bild dafür habe ich schon gemacht.
Viceroy … #pun
This image entered my mindspace and I could not rest until I'd produced it #starfield #pun #garfield #videoGame
"People who say 'no pun intended' are cowards. Intend your puns, weaklings." --Hana ("Fire Emblems")
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#dog had a small scratch on its paw and it kept re-opening the wound. I put a protective dog sock over it and a dog boot for walking outside. Dog doesn't know how to use a shoe.
Dog's mobility has been significantly cur-tailed.
Secure it with a warlock… #pun
dough nation
Why don't tennis players get married? Because love means nothing to them! #pun #joke #tennis #sportsfun #matchpointlaughs
https://punsteria.com/tennis-puns/
https://ko-fi.com/dadlyambitions if you enjoy the dad jokes and want to support my nonsense
Cosmic Ray… #pun
A capitalist hedgehog believes in prickle down economics.
Goth | Visigoth: Updating an old meme with this gorgeous high-viz corset!
Read the rest: https://michaelhans.com/eclecticism/2023/08/02/goth-visigoth/ (#Corset #Goth #Meme #Pun #Visigoth #WytePhantom)
The neko-nomnom-icon.
#FiXatoPUNishes #pun #puns #caturday #cats #neko #necronomicon
Hey y'all, I'd like you to meet my best bud here.
#pun #photography #nature #flowers #silly #drawing #SillyScribbles
"Why don't bicycles stand up by themselves? Because they’re two-tired! #cycling #pun #joke #bicyclelife #onyourbike"
https://punsteria.com/cycling-puns/
The kids have a little Casio keyboard in the living room, and they keep making it play the preloaded Christmas songs. I guess they didn't understand when I told them we couldn't be farther from Christmas than now. #parenting #pun
I did. It’s generally easier than looking at C++
From: @AnnaKukka
https://wien.rocks/@AnnaKukka/110526206500896743
I’m a very literal thinker, but I did not see this coming. #Pun #PlayOnWords #IPA #Linguistics #InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
Superman won't be fighting Dracula this evening.
He refuses to go near the "crypt tonight."
From https://omny.fm/shows/daily-dad-jokes-1/world-dracula-day-blood-sucking-dad-jokes-26-may-2?in_playlist=daily-dad-jokes
#pun
"They really missed an opportunity when naming the latest Fast and Furious movie... They should have called it Fast Ten - Your Seatbelts."
From https://omny.fm/shows/daily-dad-jokes-1/they-really-missed-an-opportunity-when-naming-the?in_playlist=daily-dad-jokes
#pun
Child A has figured out that, for their longer #Lego trains to stay on the track as they go around corners, they need joints: with some interesting results. But you should have seen their first train attempts, they were completely unhinged. (What, wait was that an awful joint based #pun ? Yes it was, but you're the one still reading this, so who's fault is that?) #parenting
"There was a math student who was scared of negative numbers. He would stop at nothing to avoid them."
https://omny.fm/shows/daily-dad-jokes-1/national-numeracy-day-you-can-count-on-these-dad-j?in_playlist=daily-dad-jokes
#pun
These chemistry #jokes are almost as entertaining as "who's on first".
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2011-08-26
#pun
The lightsaber is cutting edge technology, but the Death Star was ground breaking.
(Better late than nerf herder for Star Wars Day!)
#pun
https://omny.fm/shows/daily-dad-jokes-1/its-national-technology-day-high-tech-dad-jokes-ev?in_playlist=daily-dad-jokes
I think that today in 2017, Emmanuel Macron misread “May the farce be with you”, and since then he’s been true to it.
They will always miss you.
There are no bears in Africa. It is bear bare.